#ginrantosh

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[In an AU where Toshiro acts as Rangiku’s overprotective dad & Hanataro is their butler] Gin: Rangiku, may I take you out for dinner this evening? Rangiku, cheeks turning red: Oh, I'd lov- Hanataro: I'm sorry, Gin-san, but Rangiku-san needs to ask her father for permission first. *Hanataro steps away for a literal second and returns* Hanataro: My apologies, Gin-san, but the master said no. Gin: But Rangiku is a grown wo- Toshiro, suddenly appears behind them: No, he's right. I said NO.

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku: Your smile? It makes my day.

Gin: Your happiness? I live for that.

Toshiro, walking by: A room? Get one.

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…] Toshiro: Matsumoto... Rangiku: Oh no, 'Matsumoto' in B flat. Rangiku, lowering her voice: That means you're disappointed. Toshiro: Gin entering from the kitchen, with pancakes: Pancakes, anyone? Rangiku: Yes, please! And oh, kindly add Toshiro's share to mine, Gin honey, 'cause Toshiro's upset right now and he wouldn't wanna eat them and that'd be such a waste!

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[In an AU where Toshiro & Rangiku live together under one roof, and he acts as Rangiku’s overprotective dad] *an annoyed papa Toshiro is still looking at Gin, through the peephole* Gin: Aww don't be like that, Hitsugaya-san. I really would like to bring Rangiku out for the promised dinner date. Gin, pointing to his watch: See, I'm even 10 minutes earlier than planned~ Toshiro, shouting through the peephole: NO! She is not going anywhere! Rangiku, rebelling angrily: WHAT- What do you mean I'm NOT going?! Toshiro: Because I said so! Rangiku, shouting: I'M NOT LISTENING TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A STEP STOOL JUST TO SEE WHO'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DOOR! Gin: *awkward laughter* Toshiro, shouting back: I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO OUT WITH THAT SMOOTH-TONGUED SNAKE! END OF DISCUSSION.

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Toshiro, to Rangiku: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Rangiku, motioning to herself & Gin: No no no no no, TWO idiots!!

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof...]

Rangiku: Ack! The food is too hot, I can't eat it yet.

Gin, in a flirtatious tone: You're too hot, yet I still eat you.

Rangiku: *blushes*

Gin: *winks at her*

Toshiro, clenching the fork & knife in his hands: One dinner. I just want ONE NORMAL DINNER.

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gin, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Toshiro: What the f*ck are you guys doing?

Rangiku: Playing systemic oppression.

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[In an AU where Toshiro & Rangiku live together under one roof, and he acts as Rangiku’s overprotective dad] *door bell rings* Rangiku, panicking and stumbling trying to put on her heels: OH MY GOD! HE'S ALREADY HERE!! Rangiku: *runs into her bedroom to grab her stuff* Toshiro: *goes to the front door and looks through the peephole* Gin, on the other side: Good evening, Hitsugaya-san. I'm here to bring your daughter out on a date. Toshiro: You've got the wrong house, sonny. This is not the Hitsugaya family home! Gin: *smiles calmly* Toshiro, with full confidence: There's no Rangiku here either! Now scram! Gin: Ah, but I didn't state her name.. yet you knew it's Rangiku~ Toshiro, realizing he fcked up:

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Rangiku, enters the kitchen: *yawns* Good morning~

Gin: Mornin', gorgeous!

Toshiro, sipping orange juice: Morning.

Gin, stares intently at Rangiku: Being so beautiful must be tiring, huh~

Rangiku, winking: Well, then you must be exhausted.

*Gin aggressively blushing RED*

Toshiro: It's only 8 in the morning and you two are already flirting to start the day.

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Toshiro, sipping morning coffee: I can't believe you and Ichimaru broke the bed last night.

Toshiro: You two must've gotten too wild.

Rangiku: *nervous laughter* Yeah...

[What actually happened the night before...]

Gin: I bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Rangiku: YOU'RE ON!

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Toshiro: Hey, Ichimaru, how do I ask someone out?

Gin: Well, first, you-

Rangiku: No, don't ask him! He asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom.

Toshiro: ...

Gin: *smiles sheepishly*

Toshiro, to Rangiku: And you said yes..?

Rangiku, changing the subject: Forget that, but who's this lucky person you're asking out?!

Toshiro: *cheeks reddening*

Gin: I'm curious as well!

Rangiku: Right? It really piqued my interest!

Toshiro: Sssssssssstop

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[In an AU where Toshiro & Rangiku live together under one roof, and he acts as Rangiku's overprotective dad] Rangiku: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're surely not going to like it.. Toshiro, offering Rangiku some bubblegum: Here, have some. Rangiku: Thanks. *takes one bubblegum* Rangiku, speaking softly and slowly: It’s Gin. Toshiro: *takes the bubblegum from Rangiku* Sorry, you can't have that.

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[In an AU where Rangiku gets kidnapped by Aizen, Gin & Tosen...]

Gin, over the phone with Toshiro: We have Rangiku Matsumoto. Give us ten thousand dollars and she'll be returned to you, unharmed.

Rangiku, in the background: Whoa, whoa, wait!! You think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?!

Gin:

Toshiro:

Rangiku: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Toshiro, yells over the line: STOP IT, MATSUMOTO!

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof...]

Rangiku: Gin and I are having a baby!

Toshiro: Really? That's amaz-

Gin: *slams adoption papers on the table while smirking*

Rangiku: Aaaaaand it's you, Toshiro-chan~

Gin, handing a pen: Now sign here~

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof…]

Toshiro: *sips coffee*

Rangiku, to Gin: Knock knock!

Gin: Who's there?

Rangiku, winking playfully: Choke!

Gin, frowning: Choke.. who?

Rangiku, in a flirtatious tone: Choke me, da–

Toshiro, suddenly yelling: CHOKING HAZARD. NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER THREE YEARS.

Toshiro, brisk-walking around the room in search of something: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHERE'S MY HOLY WATER I NEED IT BEFORE ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE

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[In an AU where Rangiku, Gin and Toshiro live together under one roof...]

Rangiku: Is something burning?

Gin, running his fingers through Rangiku's hair: Just my love for you~

Toshiro, dashing into the kitchen with a fire extinguisher: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE