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literally the king of oneliners
[part 2]
#it's about time people start appreciating my boy!!!! he's so FUNNY!!!!#no WONDER lucius wants him carnally#the key to a girl(gn)'s heart is through laughter#also matthew maher is completely and utterly fuckable but we're not ready for that convo#black pete#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#these are just the ones i could think of#PLS add onto this if you have more#matthew maher#ofmd s2 spoilers
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Instead of the āJason vs Percyā rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power itās them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.
Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes āerm, actuallyā
The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.
āItās amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.ā āErm, it was actually built for Marsā¦ā
#this plus them later becoming friends#sometimes I think Rick was scared to give any of the couple chemistry because he didnāt want like#competition or overshadowing for the couples?#cause Annabeth and Jason as frenemies or academic rivals would have been great#and Percy and Piper shouldāve been like great friends#they literally have the same sense of humor like what#people say Percy and Leo and I know that whole thing is kinda one-sided#but Percy probably wouldāve found him annoying anyway#I said what I said#but in a loving way#like he calls Leo annoying the same way he though Nico was an annoying 10yo#I could talk abt the 7ās relationship but weād be here all day#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo tv show#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase#jason grace
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one in a million admirersā¦
based on ofc this prompt
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#YES iām still into them#and iām inordinately proud of my interpretation of this prompt lol#he would not have a billboard!! but heād fuck one up#it came out great too with the street chaos of 138ās style#it was a lot of fun and i only did it in like four hours#i like to think sometimes that peter gets weird about how famous hobie is not just as 138ās spider but as a rockstar#heās huge. everyone both in the universe and out of it that isnāt actively antagonized by him loves him#so why would peter be special? why would his love and admiration matter??#the answer is because theyāre good for each other and i want them to kick fash ass together#queer antifascist ship art on july 4th?? hmmm what could that possibly mean
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
Iām doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts Iām spinning in the blender
ā¦..I made the moodboardā¦.
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. Itās an invitation haha#I love the fics that I canāt read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I donāt enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#itās just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isnāt about them being āhaha cute organicsā#itās āoh god. I was turned into something Iām notā#instead of teeheee theyāre fluffy#itās please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now Iām kind of stuck reading this fic because I just canāt stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror isā¦.damn. Impressive. I didnāt expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#itās not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuckā¦.I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I readā¦..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do thisā¦ā¦..#thereās a tiny chance theyāre following meā¦.if itās true then I wanna tell Iām sorry pls donāt take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic isā¦the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesnāt even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which isā¦..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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quick aggie doodle ā nov 16 pogbur but he stood maybe a little bit too close to a TNT, and there was no c!Phil to save him from the blast. died as he lived: never whole and alone
also because the breaking bad gus fring death scene won't leave my head, like holy shit look that's peak rule of cool (cw gore)
#CW GORE#c!wilbur#pogbur#dsmp fanart#dsmp#i could suspend my disbelief better than the Now You See Me 2 card smuggling scene#because it's so cool#was thinking of doing smth with qsmp and NYSM2's card smuggling scene but woauwaowu man blow up#hymndraws#oh if he died alone that meant he told 'the traitor is techno' to no one. no one heard him. he died watching the chaos unfold.#he died watching it all crumble before his eyes.#juicy
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I cannot get over the little detail of Adar actually releasing Elrond's hand in that scene. (We can see some of it at the bottom left corner of the 1st gif, his grip is already loosening after Elrond drops his weapon; see the 2nd gif for comparison.)
My interpretation is that he is so sure of his greater strength and advantage, and that Elrond doesn't have the ability to fight back/no more knives up his sleeve (so to speak), that he lets Elrond have full autonomy of both of his hands. Mind you, Adar hasn't even lifted Elrond up yet and Elrond could have still fought back multiple ways (using his legs to struggle etc) at this point.
And then Adar proceeds to lift him up, hold him up, choke him and throw him aside like it is nothing. One-handed. Showcasing his physical strength but also retaining the ability to defend himself should Elrond suddenly manage to fight back.
imo, this and his fight with Arondir really show what a unit he is in battle. And that he is aware of it.
#could this just be the actor(s) being unaware their hands are still in frame instead of an intentional choice? yes#does it take away from the fact that adar nonetheless let elrond have *both his hands* free to potentially use against him? no#also imagine having multiple such fighters in one's army (if morgoth/sauron were clever enough to utilize the moriondor that way)#trop#the rings of power#spoilers#trop spoilers#the rings of power spoilers#adar#adar trop#adar the rings of power#elrond#elrond peredhel#fan theory#analysis#meta#mine#adarond#elrondar
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there are many arguments for why light could be transmasc but chief among them to me is that it explains why soichiro and sachiko yagami have one child named "sayu" and one child named "light but it's written with the kanji for moon unusual isn't it"
#im not particularly married to light being trans but im just saying he could be. he could be trans#he could be trans in a way that never comes up and it wouldn't affect or contradict the existing narrative at all#which to me. is compelling#rookposting#death note#im just saying if light got to choose his own name he would not choose a normal name#nonbinary person naming themself leaf energy#i also think soichiro and the yagamis are one of few fictional families that would earnestly do their best to switch pronouns/names#like if i can picture any fictional dad not knowing how the hell to connect with his transgender child but like really Awkwardly Trying#In A Distant And Clumsy Way#to Validate his Son (Son)'s gender (son) despite not quite understanding it (him) (son). i can picture soichiro yagami doing it#in a more modern au he sets 'daughter' to autocorrect to son in his phone which doesn't quite work since he also has a daughter
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The thing about Han Yoojin is...
I don't think he would be more dangerous if he were an S-Class. He is dangerous specifically because he is F-Class.
That's because all of Yoojin's abilities, as well as his behaviours, are a direct consequence of him being a lower rank hunter in a world made to favour higher ranks. Yoojin's strenght comes from his determination, his knowledge, and his anger towards those who oppress the weak and vulnerable.
Lacking physical strenght and strong magical powers, he started studying hard everything there was to know about Dungeons, and he became an incredible strategist. Unable to protect himself from the criminals who took advantage of lower class hunters - and a society that did close to nothing to protect those lower classes -, he became a skilled liar, a manipulator, and he learned how to kill his enemies after tricking then into lowering their guards. He became ruthless, because if he wasn't, he wouldn't have survived, or he would have had to give up on his goal to try and protect his younger brother.
If Yoojin had been an S-Class, Yoohyun wouldn't have had as strong a reason to push him away in order to protect him. Yoojin wouldn't need to lie, manipulate, steal as much, because most things he could possibly want would simply be handed to him.
Even imagining a Yoojin that is both powerful AND as clever and ruthless as he is.... well, he'd be like Sung Hyunje. And even amazing Sung Hyunje is not as determined or imaginative as F-Class hunter Han Yoojin is.
#one of yoojin's goals in the novel is to prove to the world that f-rankers can accomplish just as much as s-rankers#if yoojin were an s-class he'd probably be so relaxed#unlike the feral murderous gremlin that we know and love#him being weaker means he had to work harder#and that's how he found solutions that no other s-class could see#sctir#han yoojin#the s classes that i raised#tsctir#my s class hunters
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requested by Anons
#there was no saving this lighting but it think it looks fine all things considered#now HE looks MORE than fine#Rick Grimes#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#S I R#excuse my wild cropping but i hate credits#sad you can't see the fuzzies because they're there in the closeup before he sits up#the slope of his shoulders.....#is that weird#i don't think it is and even if it was it's not like i care anymore#i'd say hey nice torso but then i'd sound like hannibal lecter#...biting him anway#michelangelo could never#the artist sculpt something this beautiful...not the turtle#nice rack rick#still want to blow raspberries on his belly#hid the t h i g h s so i wouldn't entirely go off the deep end#bed head š#god he just the perfect level of fit#stab me with an entire home depot section of rakes
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dug through my files and found a leon doodle i never posted. anyways he should have his bra strap back i think <3
#listen. he looks so good in the remake and i have no problems abt his design.#but id love to see him with the bra strap again please. they buffed him up so much could you imagine how hed look with one now.#capcom its not too late to make a patch for this come on.#coughs anyways#resident evil#leon s kennedy#allyart
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What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.
What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it youāre lent.
By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.
Sheās whatās tethering him do you seeā¦ And heās the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.
Theyāre both so out of it š Itās the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? Theyāre each otherās weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though sheās also the guard attack hound keeping him safeā¦ And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. Theyāre both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They canāt perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked. We both havenāt lived for ourselves in a very long time, havenāt we.
They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it itās ok heās not all alone in the end šš He reached out for Marcilleās hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, itās okay Iām okay
Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.
Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because theyāre h-u-n-g-r-yĀ ššš
I bet heās only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him theyāre tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistlesā¦... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?
"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you canāt suppress her in the way that matters. You canāt soothe him in the way that matters. Itās doomed. Youāre doomed. Itās all doomed. Save me.
#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thistle#falin touden#thistlin#OOOOH UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT SOMEHOW WORKS OUT SAVE ME#I need them to be traumabonded kittens to not separate post-canon#Iām seeing a raise in post-canon thistle content/interest which makes me v happy#Fumi rambles#Falin learning to disobey orders with Thistle is one of my fave things. EAT THAT CURRY GIRL!!!! Nvm that itās gonna get you killed#Itās good for the character arc#Falin and thistle sitting on a web o-b-s-e-s-s-i-n-g <3#This is somewhat of a tldr of my huge thistlin post. Plus some thoughts i had in discord or twitter#Keeping it for another day but tbh if you see their dynamic in canon as her thinking/having picked him as her mate it changes nothing#about her behavior which I find funny. Thistle accidentally claimed himself a parrot mate bc heās bad with monsters confirmed#Ik my thing of them learning to relax and live in the present moment again is pretty fanon BUT ITāS WHAT KUI POINTED TOWARDS#With her calming him down from a panic attack and eating berries. With the baths for dandruffs. Etc. Thistle hasnāt socialized in a long#time and he wouldnāt if it wasnāt a tool he needed to interact with BUT itās still socialization and itās getting him in touch with his#surroundings again even if just a bit slowly but surely!! The Toudens have a superpower in reaching Thistle. Bless#Howās that one post go again. he refuses to develop he's part of the problem he maintains the cycle he's trapped in the cycle.#she's growing she's finding her place she escaped her original role she wants to help people she will never save him she will never save hi#Something something they have to abstract each other bc relationships with humans have always been too charged and unsafe#Only by seeing each other as more concept than person more object than peer can they truly be vulnerable#Like the fuckedupness lf their dynamic and state is WHY theyāre so attached. Why their dynamic could be so raw and needy#The stars aligned in the worst way. Mission successfully faile#Tfw we both need to feel needed
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lvl20 cross is my no.1 enemy btw. if i see him there will be an unspecified lethal weapon in my paws and it will be pointed in his general location
#slightly incomprehensible rant in tags#he was made by a pro which becomes obvious when you look into him At All#utmv#not tagging cross even tho i wanna cause like#neg stuff idk#character neg#i guess??#idk i just wanna be hashtag mindful#cw suggestive#in the tags#ive seen ONE SINGLE FIC where he was done well. ONE. ONE SINGLE FIC.#EVERYYYY OTHER ONE#HAS LIKE. DREAM BEING THE UWU HELPLESS BOY AND CROSS BEING GRR ALPHA MALE WHO PROTECTS HIM/SOME NEAR-RABID ANIMAL WITH A BIG DICK NOW IG??#lvl20 cross..... my ENEMY.....#my beloathed#people who make him into a character i can actually tolerate are god(toby fox)'s bestest angels#i fully believe there are tons of people out there that have done him well but after a while i just skipped over any fics with him in it#lvl20 cross could have been great#because like the horror that could come from when you breach a lvl no monster's body was built to endure#purely because you Killed Everyone In Your World#that could be fucked up cool stuff!!!! but no!!!! all he is worth now is to be led on a leash by dream i guess!!!!!!!!!#not a puritan in any sense of the word i have an 18+ account (which is painfully inactive whoops)#nothing wrong with sexing a character up or warping them towards sex appeal for the sake of 18+ content. i am fine with that#but like. lvl20 is just. blatantly brutalizing cross into big dick energy violent murderer guy who needs to be muzzled by dream#shakes you by the shoulders CROSS ISNT A SADISTIC MURDERER HES JUST EDGY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FEELS SO MUCH GUILT!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!! HE WOULD NO#LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE PERIOD!!!!
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still losing my mind over this . you literally sang the song what the fuck did you think it was about ??? š
#paul might not know anything about the guy but you LITERALLY STUDIED HIM . you know that shit had Nothing to do with FLW#whatever. wikipedia also says that he writes about Paul Simon that āone loves the giver of a beautiful giftā.#which could mean nothing.#s&g#simon and garfunkel
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The Sun is dead and love is an unbearable thing (On Yudrein Aile & Grief)
(Above) KOURAISSANT / (Aeschylus: The Oresteia, Aeschylus & The Oresteia: Agamemnon, The Libation Bearers, The Eumenides, Anne Carson) / Things Haunt, Joshua Jennifer Espinoza / Chapter 514, Turning, ģæ ģ / Morning in the Burned House, Margaret Atwood / The opposite of a haunting is something very lonely, heavensghost / A Rosario Castellanos Reader:Ā āMemorandum on Tlatelolcoā, tr. Maureen Ahern / Sue Zhao / The Song of Achilles, Madeline Miller / The Empress Yamato Hime, tr. Kenneth Rexroth / Spring and All, Cathy Park Hong / UNDER A STAR CALLED SUN / there is no absolution for the fallen, only the dying, p.d / Chapter 1, Turning, ģæ ģ / Lesbos (From Ariel), Sylvia Plath
(Below) The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020), dir. Mike Flanagan / 6CHO1
#ķ°ė#turning#turning by kuyu#turning manhwa#turning novel#turning quotes#turning bl#kishiar x yuder#kishiar la orr#yuder aile#kishyu#web weavings#webweaving#web weaving#on grief#on longing#novel snippet#YUDREIN AILE THE MAN YOU FUCKING ARE- HE MAKES ME ILL#THE EVENT S IN TIMELINE 1/ GAME ONE BOUNCE AROUND MY HEAD LIKE A GODDAMED PINGPONG BALL#I WISH I COULD PUT IT IN BETTER WORDS BUT I ADORE HIS GRIEF AND HOW HE PERSEVERES DESPITE#THIS IS BASICALLY A LOVE LETTER TO YUDER he plays 5D chess against me kishiar AND HIMSELF#AND I SINCERELY ADORE HIM FOR IT i love u my dude#IM NOT NORMAL ABOUT TL1 I'M NEVER GOING TO BE NORMAL ABT KISHIYU TL1
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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so I heard thereās a non-canon RE game where a shapeshifter switches places with Leon and that sounds like a very scary plot point they should stick in one of the main games because WHATĀ
#leon kennedy#resident evil gaiden#re#resident evil#resident evil fanart#fanart#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#clip studio paint#illustration#leon s kennedy#i also had to look up what a gameboy color looked like because that's a bit before my time!#I was gonna draw a gameboy advance because we had one when i was little but thought wait...do your research#they could put it in a future re game where you get separated from him and realize it's NOT HIM#and then you have to go find the real leon and the shapeshifter could be a boss#i assume maybe that's how it goes in this game a little bit?#someone made a joke about this game on my re2 leon sketch pg and it's such an ineresting premise#also#tw horror#i guess?#i don't know the second leon's eyes scare me which was the point but i don't want to accidentally scare someone
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