#s: a fake snapchat lol

[godsofhumanity]

Ishtar: Would you like a "custom" video, just for you xx? Gilgamesh: Of what? Ishtar: Anything you want, honey. Gilgamesh: A cat driving a tractor. Ishtar: Ishtar: No. Gilgamesh: You said anything.

[savnofilter]

Text Me Back | Katsuki Bakugo

      Pro Hero!Katsuki Bakugo x [FEM]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): sexual content, sexting, sending nudes, crude jokes, mention of myspace™, p.o.v switches, established relationship.

WORD COUNT: 4k words [15 mins].

READ MORE: masterlist + [student masterlist].

A/N: gosh i wish i couldve done more with this but... i'll figure it out later. may revamp or do a part 2 but it depends on how motivated. anyways, enjoy. 🥹 also i just realized that reader did nothing the whole day LMAOOOO so ignore that pls omg. thank you, anon!

As spring rolled around, the air had a certain chill to it. 

It was a crisp scent with sharp edges, the smell of growing plants clinging onto the molecules within the vicinity. As a result of the coolness in your room, you probably should turn on the heater in your apartment. Usually, you wouldn't have to worry about doing it yourself, but due to maintenance delaying another day later to fix the issue, you now find yourself in an internal battle to get up out of your bed for your comfort. 

Of course, you didn't hate the spring atmosphere. You liked it. The nostalgic and tender feel it gave your body and mind gave a fake sense of comfort that you desired. But you would desperately love it more if you could bask in such ideals while in the comfort of your lukewarm sheets, temperature heightened by the air of the room. 

You groan in disdain at the fact you had to get out of your bed. You begrudgingly roll onto your side and feel around for your phone on your nightstand. Once finding your device you click the button on the side to partially unlock it to see what you have missed from being asleep. Of course, regular things like Twitter notifications were present, Snapchat, Instagram, MySpace, etc… until a message stuck out the most amid your roll call. 

Bakugo 🤭💕

Light schedule today, museum date?

I know you will wake up late, so I'll decide for you. Pick-up is at 7 p.m.

[✓] Sent 8:42 A.M.

You immediately perk up at the notification, a goofy smile spreading onto your lips.

Bakugo has been your boyfriend for about three years now. You had originally met years prior when you both were in school. Him being an intern for superhero-ing and you were an intern for hands-on training within the superhero management world. You were a little shit and he was an even more of a little shit… and that's what made you two click. Even with his calloused way of showing his emotions, he had still been pretty evident about his feelings towards you when you two were merely friends. In the same way, you two could work and piss each other off to no end, there was a great sense of duality showcased by empathy, love, and compassion toward each other. When you needed someone or something, you could always count on your boyfriend, Katsuki.

You chewed the inside of your lip as your brain racked your head at the things you needed to do today. Today was Friday so you were sure you wouldn't have anything on your schedule. But because you tended to let things slip your head, you still had to double-check to make sure. You light up once again as you realize today was only a busy day for yourself—chores, errands, and minimum job-related things you could finish at home. Nothing dire; just adulting.

You

and what if I said no????

how'd y'know i'd wake up late lol

[✓] 13:01 P.M.

After quickly adjusting your noise settings from silent to vibrate, you bring your phone back down onto the nightstand and properly sit up to avoid your back from aching at an uncomfortable angle. You stretch in delight, arms brought over your head and your eyes shut exerting all of the drowsiness within you. You coil back into yourself once the cold air you had forgotten about hits your skin as a rude reminder. You glare at the thermostat before swiftly throwing your covers off and trudge your way to the small dial and fix the dilemma yourself.

While fiddling with the switch, you hear your buzz behind you. Your brows scrunch in frustration as you can feel yourself start to get agitated at how it's acting, finally getting the stupid little compartment to work before walking off. You nearly trip on your way back to bed in an effort to get back to the warmth of your bed.

Bakugo 🤭💕

You always wake up in the evening, dumbass.

& you have a free schedule today.

[✓] Sent 13:08 P.M.

You scoff.

Your chat bubbles float up on the screen on his end as you try to think of something more annoying to combat him with. You fall short.

You

Damn.

[✓] Sent 13:11 P.M.

You think to yourself before pausing and sending another text.

You

shouldn't you be at work? why are you texting me

a kid is probably drowning rn bc Lord Explosion Murder Dynamight is sexting his girlfriend instead of doing his job.

did you change your name to your hero name AGAIN???

[✓] Sent 13:15 P.M.

If loving this kind of banter was something that you enjoyed, may the devil take you away. You couldn't help the grin mischievously as you waited for his correspondence. You were practically on the edge of your bed waiting for his reply.

A few minutes go by and he hasn't replied. There's a pang of hurt following your spiraling thoughts. Who cared if a kid was really drowning-

Bakugo 🤭💕

↳{replied to your text: shouldn't you be at work? why are you texting me}

Is work in the room with us?

[✓] Sent 13:25 P.M.

You're almost quick to reply before seeing his speech bubbles pop up again, eyes watching in interest. You can't help but feel nervicited seeing it disappear and reappear, proud to have stunned him. What you didn't know is what he was fixing himself to say.

Bakugo 🤭💕

↳{replied and highlighted: … Dynamight is SEXTING HIS GIRLFRIEND instead of doing his job.}

No pic, no proof

[✓] Sent 13:27 P.M.

You squint at your phone and pause. Did he just quote the way you talk AND send you a musty and memefied reply all in one go? You huff at his bravery, rolling your eyes but feeling a deep blush creep up on your cheeks. Your phone vibrates.

Bakugo 🤭💕

Don't tell me you folded that fast, babe.

[✓] Sent 13:31 P.M.

Oh, but you did. You weren't expecting him to fire back at you like this. Often when you made an innuendo of some sort he'd whine and brush it off as if he hasn't beaten your doonies down multiple times—sometimes all in one night. But you refused to let him win this. You need to think fast.

Again, the cool air caresses your exposed hand, the stroke of the uncomfortable chill making you hiss. You position yourself on your back where you can safely cover the backs of your hands as you held your phone. A few more minutes had passed than you had noticed, your screen growing dim as you were forced to look at your newly awakened and chilled state.

That's when it hit you.

No pic, no proof, right?

As you shiver feeling a stroke of air pass over again, a sign that the temperature in the room is actively changing, you look down at your chest. In your defense, they looked at you first. Your nipples are profoundly erect and poking at your shirt begging for attention. You purse your lips before looking back at your screen, contemplating your next moves. Sucking in a small breath you quickly awaken your phone and swipe your screen over to take a photo of yourself.

You angle the electronic to show your chest, your other hand dragging up some of your shirt to show little skin of your stomach. Your nipples were still very much the prominent part of the image. After realistically struggling a bit, you snap the picture and quickly hum in surprise at how good it is. If you were in any other state than your current one, you would've retaken it but you couldn't feel yourself to care knowing he's an ass anyway.

You decide to say something after the image as you bring up the chat and send in the picture.

You

(IMAGE)

is this proof?

[✓] Sent 13:40 P.M.

After setting your phone down and interlocking your fingers together, you stare up at the sky: now that you think about it, what possessed you to send such a scandalous picture all of a sudden? The hormone monster? When was the last time you sent him a proper nude? You rub your face and groan as you now really think about it.

No matter how many times you have sent spicy images, it was the mock post nut clarity after sending it off. Debating if the pic was good enough or hoping that it somehow didn't change sender at the last second. The vulnerable feeling starts to claw its way into your body… and yet you refuse to let it get to you. Just like how everything with Bakugo is, all the nervous feelings always filled you with excitement. You couldn't wait to see his response because you knew damn well he was your munch.

You hear your phone buzz once before turning your head to see it fade to black again. Deciding to not look at it straight away, you get up for the second time today. Fortunately, your room was starting to warm up which meant it was the perfect time to start your day (yes, nearing the second hour of the evening). Your phone buzzes again and you choose to ignore it.

Running through your routine is clockwork. Use the bathroom, brush your teeth, shower, facial, and the last part you hadn't reached yet was to get dressed. You had honestly forgotten about teasing your long-term boyfriend as you freshened up for the day. Typically, you did this as a way to relieve stress and rejuvenate yourself. You hum as you lotion up yourself, welcoming back the feelings of giddiness back to your body. There was no need to rush this; it was almost as though the teasing was for your enjoyment more than his. Again you wrap yourself in your robe and finally sit on your bed to go on your phone. His message reads:

Bakugo 🤭💕

↳Loved your message.

Fuck.

Is this how we're playing today?

[✓] Sent 13:41 P.M.

You bite the inside of your lip before a smirk pulls at the corners of your mouth as you type up a reply.

You

you don't want more? okay… ;( 💔

[✓] Sent 14:39 P.M.

He immediately opens your message and his speech bubbles become afloat.

Bakugo 🤭💕

You know damn well that's not what I meant, brat.

Another form of confirmation would be suitable.

[✓] Sent 14:39 P.M.

There's a pause before he sends his next text.

Bakugo 🤭💕

Please.

[✓] Sent 14:39 P.M.

You

I guess you can since you asked nicely…

[✓] Sent 14:41

He was a good boy you had to admit. When he wanted you, he certainly knew how to play the rules until he could be on top. You admired that about him.

You slightly turn your head to the mirror of your bed. You were currently out of sight in the reflection but had an idea of how you could use it. You scooch up to the edge of your bed, sitting with your legs on each side of the corner closest to the body mirror. Before you could even think about sending off a photo you pull your hair back and neaten it up whether it was with a bonnet or messy bun. Regardless you knew he wouldn't give a fuck but this surge in arousal made you want to look sexy in your most natural state. Skin glowing and thriving, you felt like a goddess.

Blessed that the room is warm enough for you to be naked, you partially undress; eyes watch your irresistible figure come to reveal itself. Of course, even with how much you loved yourself, you couldn't show all of yourself just yet. You pull your robe open enough to expose your chest, a small huff of discontent leaving as the air hits your naked skin again. A hum leaves your chest as you admire yourself a bit more, before positioning the camera in a way to show off your chest. You knew this would drive him insane. After a few awkward angles and shots, you deemed your favorite one and opened back up the messages app once again.

You waste no time uploading the pictures but grow a bit hesitant as you can’t help but feel nervous. You’d think after doing this with a trusted partner it’d be a breeze at this stage. You fidget on the edge of the bed as you type up, delete, then retype, decide to delete and then the process continues. ‘Why was this so hard?? Just send the damn pic!’ You sigh and type up your final draft, ready to send the first proper nude for the evening.

With a final decision, you decide to go with something simple.

You

how’s this?

(IMAGE)

[✓] Sent 14:57

You immediately close out the app once you send it off and fall back onto your bed. There’s a giddy smile on your face as you could only imagine what his reaction would be to see the photo. That was the whole exciting thing about this: the teasing that transpires and the adrenaline rush you receive from it. You don’t bother to check if he’s seen it yet as you think it would be best to let your heart rest. Luckily, it’s not long before you need to wait as your phone buzzes beside you.

After a few moments of waiting you sit up on your side to look at the message, your eyes immediately going for Bakugo’s text. You freeze upon seeing two messages in the same format as yours, a regular text followed by a photo to compliment the exchange. You raise your eyebrows as you prop yourself up on your hand now, tapping his notification and swiping up to look at what he has sent you.

You softly gasp as you open the image, something you were not expecting but will gladly accept. “More than perfect.” You read aloud and scrolled further down to look at the whole image. You grin upon seeing a picture of him palming his hard-on through his pants. It appeared by his scenery and clothing that he truly wasn’t out on patrol today, instead probably filming content to build his likability with his fanbase. Not only that, he was in a dressing room, by himself. He had more than enough time to do what he pleases.

Bakugo was more than ready to up the ante and your slow correspondence was killing him. He knew that this was a frequent way that you liked to tease and play dirty with him. He had been up since 5 a.m. and he was basically waiting impatiently for you to wake up.

It had been about a week or so since you two have seen each other and he was missing you badly. Your dumb jokes, your antics, the “arguments” and especially your touch. Apparently, the pre-planned date for tonight was the type of outing you needed as well. Bakugo sucks his teeth as he starts to feel a blush arise on his cheeks as he can’t help but think about you. And you weren’t making it better with how willing you are to toy with him.

Now it was the blonde-haired male's turn to be nervous awaiting your reply. He watched in expectancy to see your response, sitting up from his slouched position on the couch in his dressing room to read your reply.

#1 Brat

not too bad yourself, honey~

[✓] Sent 15:21

Katsuki is quick to start typing again, pausing when he sees your chat bubbles pop up on his phone.

#1 Brat

mind sending another one more… revealing?

(IMAGE)

[✓] Sent 15:23

He chuckles at your proposition. The laugh subsides as he takes in the new image, revealing more of your body in your lying down position practically mimicking the first photo you had sent for the day. The robe artfully covers but also shows your body and he can’t but groan as he longs to touch you. Your breasts, legs, and tummy are so fucking attractive to him. The fact that you have a pretty face tops it all off makes him feel as though he’s won the jackpot being in love with you. But there was one part that he was longing to see as well, the piece of heaven between your legs. The blonde-haired hero grunts as he starts to type up his message.

Bakugo 🤭💕

I could ask the same from you, beautiful.

[✓] Sent 15:26

You

ah-ah, you first!

[✓] Sent 15:27

“This…” Katsuki mumbles to himself but doesn’t stop from unbuckling his pants anyways. With how hard his length appeared in the earlier photo, it is no surprise at how confined it was pressing against his underwear. With a simple tug, he releases his cock from his briefs, a soft groan leaving his lips as he strokes his cock. The warmth of his hand certainly did not compare to yours at all.

He imagines your hot hands caressing every bit of his skin, your warm mouth that’s skilled with playing with his sweet spots, your plush thighs that wrap around his waist or squish his face. The way he could watch how your chest jiggle with each thrust, the way that your pussy never fails to take him in like it was made for him. Everything about you was cursing him and he needed you badly.

Bakugo tilts his head back against the top of the couch as he starts to speed up his thrusts, now fully getting into the thought of what he’d do to you if you were right next to him right now. How he could easily pick you up and pin you onto the couch as he pounds into you like no tomorrow, not giving a fuck if your moans were too loud and anyone passing by could hear the lewd noises coming from within the room. The way he could watch your face contort into the most erotic expressions all because of him, his touch, his mouth, and his dick most importantly. The moment his hips buck to meet his own stroking hand makes him realize he had distracted himself from his main task.

He fumbles around for his phone before setting it up the way you like the most when watching his videos. The angle is perfectly angled to showcase his impressive length, not tew much balls but enough to show the goodies. He made sure to be vocal as well, letting the camera show his stroking and his thumb rubbing his tip every so often to increase the pleasure. A few times you could hear his soft grunts of your name or an exploitive to release the building-up tension from his masturbation session.

He breathes out as he speeds up his strokes. It seems as though with his jerking that he's getting closer and closer to his climax, the only thing clouding his mind is only you. He softly pants and starts to collect perspiration of sweat on his forehead as he works up to his orgasm. He clenches his jaw as he finally finishes and continues to stroke, showing how much cum he can milk from himself. He hums in mere satisfaction and ends the video to clean up. Unfortunately, that in itself did not rid himself of the boner; a new one was already starting to grow once again.

When he processes the video through the messaging app, there is no cheeky remark or commentary. He is officially worked up and cannot wait any longer.

Bzzz Bzzz

Your eyes widen as you finally get your reply back. You tilt your head in curiosity and feel your heart skip a beat. It is a video. Katsuki sent a fucking video. You bite your lower lip and open the message. There was no other text to accompany it but you already knew what you were in for.

Your breath hitches as the video is straight to the point. You watched his perfectly manicured and clean nails skillfully play with his cock, his large hand almost struggling to wrap around his own length. You hear a small moan and you quickly raise the volume, your heart skipping a beat as you realize that you can hear the erotic noises come from him.

Your hand immediately shoots down to untie your robe, slick already starting to increase and your clit pulsing. You shamelessly moan as your deft fingers stroke at your vulva, your mouth in the shape of an, “o” as you use your fluid to play with your bundle of nerves.

“Shit!” You close your eyes with the image of him stroking his cock deeply ingrained in your mind. The noises he made were enough for you to get off on your own. Your middle finger rubs heavy circles into your clit while your other hand busies itself playing with your nipple, the feeling making you lightly shiver. The sounds of his heavy breathing and the silkiness of his hand rubbing his shaft were driving you crazy, and soon enough your petting wasn’t doing the job. You opt for fingering yourself instead, huffing out a whimper as your fingers barely fill your cunt but make up for it by finding your g-spot at the roof of your pussy.

You weakly open your eyes to watch the screen, your breath growing short and light as you meet your fingering with Katsuki’s stroking hand. Another buzz from your phone makes you sit up a little. Your confused and dazed attention span manages to catch the notification that rolls at the top of the screen.

Bakugo 🤭💕 — 15:45

You better not be finishing yourself off without . . .

You groan in annoyance as you remember why you were even diddling yourself in the first place. You slow your strokes down to properly set up your phone, hastily trying to find a proper angle that shows off your body in its entirety (which wasn’t that hard to do as you were in your bed). You spread your legs for the camera and look into the front camera lens as you insert both fingers into your cunt once again. You tilt your head to the side as you look down at your fingers and work a third finger into yourself.

You moan out his name as you work your right hand's fingers into you, building up to the same pace that you had before with the extra digit inside. “Need you so bad, baby--” You groan, looking back up at the screen. Your left-hand comes up to play with your tits again, the robe that still adorned you slipping off your shoulder as you got closer to your climax.

You whimper, finishing off with your fingers, your eyes looking at your cunt taking in your fingers before glancing back at the camera in lust. You repeated, “fuck” as if in a mantra, your eyes closing and your hips bucking to ride yourself to release. You smile as you slowly take out your fingers, your slick sticking to your fingers and your cunt glistening in juices. Your cunt was puffy and warm with arousal pumping through it and it was clear that you wanted him as bad as he wanted you. You scoot a bit closer to show off your sticky fingers, spreading them for him. You hit stop recording with your clean hand after your finished, wasting no time uploading it into the messenger app.

You

of course not, only for you~

(VIDEO)

[✓] Sent 15:55

As soon as you send it in, a text from him follows. You hop up from your bed as you read, heading back to your bathroom to clean yourself up even though the inevitable would have you in the same state as before.

Bakugo 🤭💕

000-0000 Tokyo-to

Be here in 10 minutes.

[✓] Sent 15:56

Hopefully, your newly scheduled meeting won’t delay his filming.

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[ruminate88]

Diary and healing journal after emotional abuse:

09/07/24 11:27 pm

Hahaha ME in my 30s, feeling like I’m 100 💀 BUT dancing around the house to music like I’m 20 again lol 😂 knowing something is going to eventually hurt a leg or something THEN get super hot cuz I have a sweatshirt on and I’m on my 2nd cup of coffee. I have one of those coffee mugs that is bluetooth so you can control the heat from your phone. YOU BET I keep that temp at the highest it can go. Who drinks cold coffee anyway? 😜 yuck!

The thing is, before I understood the affects of emotional abuse, i dated/was traumatized by 3 men in my 20’s. I got into my 30’s and everything falls apart!! I couldn’t even wear makeup anymore. My hormones went totally wack on me and even in the last few years felt sick all around. Extreme tiredness. Not even sleepy tired, I actually struggle to fall asleep some nights without a melatonin BUT no energy and the melatonin makes me even more lazy and drag. The wrong magnesium also makes me so tired. Gotta take magnesium citrate!!! 👍🏻 that one actually gives me a little boost but not a lot.

My mother’s body fell apart in her 50s. That’s like normal for the change of life. I’m not there BUT I have felt there at times. 😳I noticed similar symptoms though even with my mom in law who has ALSO now faced the change of life and fell apart in her body BUT ALSO, my brother in law (her son) is dating a girl who is a manipulative person and we’ve had to all put up with her (well I didn’t want to from the start!! I sounded the alarm but no one would hear me.) my mom in law questioned me so much almost as if I WAS THE BAD GUY! Then she finally realized the truth after a tragedy has already taken place this year. Now she believes me but ugh my stomach couldn’t handle all that and gave way.

between having already gone through betrayal trauma and abusive relationships, then covid, THEN my bro in law brings this girl around that constantly is causing problems with everyone accept me …. she doesn’t talk to me and blocked me on Snapchat (cuz she knows I know the truth about her) she can’t be fake with me, like she is with everyone else. She had to show her true colors to me early on.

seems like with toxic people in your life, there is always drama, turmoil, chaos, trauma, tragedy and health issues. I don’t hate that girl or anyone from my past but can’t function around them or trust them. They always got beef with everyone in their OWN family, let alone your’s. This girl constantly be fighting with everyone and can’t get along. Always losing friends and then some how those friends come back… guess it’s no different than when I went back to Cody the 2nd time. You some how find it in your heart to give them another chance BUT you always end up getting burnt. 🥵

I grew up in a loving, positive, Christian home where you’re told to love everyone and be nice!!! NO ONE prepared me for abusive relationships. I loved my exes as hard as I couid….. Jesus turned the other cheek. (So did I) I TOOK THE HURT, THE BETRAYAL and THE TRAUMA. I swallowed it all up and didn’t do anything back to them. I never tried to get revenge on anyone. You know why??? I wasn’t built to hate people. Yet, I have since learned to stand up for myself MORE and I’m learning you can’t just believe in people automatically. Not everyone that comes in your life has good intentions

I say it all the time, I can’t judge my exes BUT I discerned their actions and learn who they are. They broke my trust… I will NEVER see them the way I did when I was falling in love with them ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 EVERYTHING has changed but I still don’t hate them 🥰🥰 I love them deep in my heart and I always think about them and even when I’m sad or hurting from them, I’m not holding on to the anger PLUS don’t wanna live bitter. Yet I’m having to heal all these wounds from them and it’s been a painfully long and tiring process but I’m learning so much including patience 🙏🏻

be compassionate to yourself, learn what a healthy relationship is. Learn what real love is!!! Find a good group or church to be with and also be careful who you get your advice from and who you open up to! Not everyone is going to understand what you’ve been through nor can everyone help you!! Hope this helps 🙏🏻❤️‍🩹❤️ it’s ONE DAY AT A TIME!!!! knowing how to treat people and HOW YOU WANT TO BE TREATED can help 🙏🏻❤️‍🩹 (however it’s not a fix all over night. Healing takes time and it’s different for each person.)

[meowdarame]

Omg love did you already answer about your bitchass ex cheating on u and about your worst sex experience for your event? I feel like that’s some hot ass tea please kindly spill for us if you’re comfortable doing so

@sanrionymph sent the same ask but i’m going to answer yours, nonnie!

*sighs* alright, get ready because lowkey this was one of my most toxic arcs /hj

also warnings: mentions of abuse, toxic behavior, stalking

on another note: lowkey this story sounds so bad LMAO and i’ll admit that this mf put me thru HELL, but i’m okay now and i honestly see this story as pretty funny!!! i highkey use humor to cope! so there’s no need to like express pity and such, if anything it’d make me feel more uncomfy HAHA. but yes, ‘tis all! hope you enjoy my la croix version of my euphoria ass life!

i dated this dude in my freshman year of college. honestly don’t know why but maybe he gave me the right amount of attention at the wrong time. who knows?

the relationship was alright at first! (in hindsight tho i realize he was HIGHKEY love-bombing me lol but anywho!) but eventually he started becoming more and more of a dick to me: comparing me to his exes, forcing me to help him w/ his laundry and get groceries 🤢, and just kinda hiding me from the public? like his close friends knew we were dating but there were MULTIPLE times where we were walking on campus and i would try to hold his hand and he’d shake it off 😭 talking about “people can see us” OMFG IM GETTING HEATED JUST TYPING THIS LOL but he also like never posted me on any social media platform. ever. like one time we went on a date to this museum and he was taking all these snapchats and videos of LA but never took one of me….? now listen, i usually don’t care about this stuff, like social media validation is whatever to me and i’m not gonna FORCE my s/o to post me HAHA but i just found it soooo sus that he kept me so private.

anyways by this point of our relationship we were like arguing everyday. like it was a MIRACLE if we had one (1) peaceful day. like we were the type to argue w/ each other at cheesecake factory (shoutout drake!) there were soooo many other things that he did too that i won’t go into because lowkey they’re really fucked up so i’ll spare y’all the fine details. and because we were so toxic, i asked him if he wanted to take a break (especially since this was around when COVID first hit and everyone was heading back home because campus was closing up and kicking people out). my ex said no and that he wanted to be with me even though we were gonna be like 2500+ miles apart. so we stayed together even after he moved back to his hometown.

but i had this weird gut feeling he was on tinder tho… this one time i like quickly glanced over to his computer when he had his email open and accidentally saw an email that said he had a “new tinder match!” so i was like wtf…. hmm… so when he moved back to his hometown and i stayed in LA, shit just only got worse and this gut feeling only grew stronger. so i made a fake tinder account, used tinder passport to set the location to his hometown, and swiped until i found him. it literally only took 6 swipes. we matched the next day and i texted him thru my fake tinder account and he responded.

NOW if you’re wondering why i didn’t just leave him when shit got toxic, here’s my answer: i was lowkey so scared of him LOL like there were so many close encounters with this man where i lowkey felt like (???) i was not safe? idk. so yea i was scared to break up w/ him because i didn’t know how he’d take it if i just left him “out of the blue.” i presumed that since i caught him cheating on me and i had a VALID REASON to break up w/ him, he’d let me go with little resistance. unfortunately i was wrong because he stalked me for like a year after that LOL oh how naive freshman year dice was </3

ANYWAYS tl;dr i made a fake tinder account, used tinder passport to set my location to his hometown, and matched w/ his slimy unwashed ass! there were other little hints and clues that pointed to him cheating on me for a while but it’s so long ago that i lowkey forgot HAHA

[sneezefiction]

with a model s/o

Atsumu, Akaashi, Bokuto, & Kenma x Reader - Modeling S/O Headcanons

request: “heyy girly can i request a hc for atsumu, akaashi, bokuto, and kenma w a fem s/o who does professional runway modeling and models for those fancy brands like victoria's secret and such 👉🏽👈🏽🥺? i've been modeling since i was 15 even though i'm not the "typical" body type for it (like i'm 5'5 but i use rlly tall heels to compensate lmao) and it was kind of my dream to be a VS angel and i was crushed when the fashion show was canceled but i'm fine now lol. Tyyy!🤎”

a/n: eeee this is a cute request!! i so admire you for putting yourself out there in such a public way, it’s so inspiring. especially since you’re 5′5″, like wow. i’m amazed. i hope you enjoy these headcanons, bb!!

warnings: language

total wc: 920

---

Atsumu:

Sumu is pretty savvy and works his ass off, but even he’s impressed by how hard you work as a model

the fact that you choose to pursue it even without the “standard” industry body type shows just how much you care to chase after your passions and he’s genuinely impressed

he’s always telling people that he’s dating a model, showing them photos of you from your public instagram, and getting your name out wherever he can

if you’re in any magazines, he’ll buy them and post all about it on his social media

his team doesn’t believe him until you show up and wow are you gorgeous

but more than just how beautiful you are, they’re impressed he managed to score someone so kind and smart

Osamu is especially confused and literally asks if you need help escaping his asshole twin brother

he definitely thinks Atsumu must have paid you to date him

but no, you genuinely love how much Atsumu respects your craft and how difficult it is to put yourself out in public

he’ll support you at any campaign, fashion show, and hype you up before any photoshoots saying,

“Get yer hot self in there and show em how it’s done, baby girl.”

really so supportive and proud of you <333

Akaashi:

i think he’s mostly surprised how quickly he adjusted to your fast-paced lifestyle

the appointments, bookings, early arrival times, and scheduling seemed more daunting on paper than in real life

I mean he has had Bokuto’s insanity over the past several years though, so it makes sense that it doesn’t faze him for long

Akaashi would actually love how strategic the industry is and he’d probably become your personal and media manager alongside being your boyfriend lmao

he genuinely appreciates you trusting him enough to actually be dating him

you’ve dealt with so many liars and fake people that he’s surprised you are still so dedicated to your modeling career, but he supports you and does his best to help you succeed

he also knows how critical others are of your body and how painful it can be to live under constant scrutiny

but whenever you’re alone together, he’ll hug you, tucking your head into his chest and whisper sweet affirmations into your ears,

“You’re so beautiful, y/n.”

“You’re strong and hard-working. You’ve got this.”

“When this is all over, I’ll treat you to a movie at the theaters.”

he’ll also make sure you eat and drink enough, keeping you healthy and aware of your physical body in a caring, thoughtful way

Akaashi is always encouraging, refreshing, and remind you of your worth. both internally and externally <3

Bokuto:

you ARE his social media page at this point

Bo loves to do little mini photoshoots with is own personal camera and keep his Instagram and Snapchat poppin’ with your loveliness

he’s both a hypeman and your beautiful boyfriend, so you’re winning tbh

if you’ve got a booking or you’re featured on a runway, Bokuto will want to be there no matter what

and if he doesn’t have to be super quiet, he’ll be tapping of the shoulders of strangers and telling everyone at the venue that he’s dating you

and it’s not even because you’re a model, he just actually adores you so much and he can’t contain it

and Bokuto kinda wants people to know that you’re off limits… soooo there’s that too

also i feel like he would be completely fascinated by your skincare routines

he’ll spot you putting strange products on your face and immediately be like,

“I need to know what those things are for.”

Bo will ask to do face masks with you at night and when you’re not looking he’ll borrow your serums and moisturizers just to see what they feel like

you’ll have created a skincare monster because now Bo has decided he needs his own skincare routine and i swear you will never shop just for yourself again

okay so yes, he’s crazy to keep up with, but he would do anything for you. just say the word and your loving boyfriend will be there in a heartbeat

Kenma:

Kenma doesn’t get all the hype about modeling and fashion or anything of that sort

but when he met you, he decided it might be worth it to take a small interest in it

slowly, he becomes more and more interested, learning more about why you love it so much and what it means to be successful in that career path

Kenma refers to appointments and bookings as “gaining XP” and relates it into gaming terms

he will never break that habit, it’s just so... him

Kozume also becomes super protective of you

he doesn’t usually care about people’s outward image, but cannot stand if you’re being insulted or judged by others for what you wear or how you look in a photo

he reminds you that he likes you for more than just your body

that you are very intelligent, incredibly funny, and so unique

he appreciates that you understand him and that you enjoy playing videos games with him after you’ve both had a long, frustrating day at work

Kenma will patiently listen to you if you need to unpack anything annoying or hurtful that happened that day and he’ll have one hand on a controller while the other brushes through your hair

he’s a breath of fresh air. separate from your modeling life, but always there for you when you need him. such a chill boyfriend, 10/10 would recommend

[tarantulas4davey]

okok i see your al resting his chin on race's head when they hug and i raise you: race tilting his head up so he can kiss his jaw

ALSO an addition to the youtuber au, whenever one of them is going live without the other for whatever reason the other will eventually pop up in the chat, race especially will just type in the most random shit, albert will be playing some horror game and will be all alarmed and suddenly there's Racetrack Higgins™ in the chat going "yo im at the store do we have milk" and suddenly everyone watching is yelling at al asking him if they have milk and he's so confused for a second before he sees race is in there

also there was a point where al was away for two weeks for some Family Stuff™ and they thought they'd mentioned it but apparently not so everyone's a little,,,,,, alarmed at how al isn't in race's videos at all when usually he's there like more than race himself is and the entire fanbase is like ",,,,,,,,,,, there's no way they're like,,,,,, broken up, right?" but since this is race he eventually starts whining about how albert is "like eight countries over" (he's literally in like minnesota but ok) and he "might die" so they're all like chile ok we almost started mourning (al thinks it's hilarious how he wasn't in like two of race's videos and everyone went "he's gone forever what the fawk")

omg wait yes i love them

- THE WAY THAT YOURE SO CORRECT. i also raise you albert having to bend down to whisper stuff to race and placing lil kithes under race’s ear. race does lots of lil jaw kisses though cause it’s the easiest place for him to reach on al

- once al figures out race is there he just goes “i don’t think we have milk but i’m b u s y so i don’t actually know” and race comes home 20 minutes later and all you hear is “we did have milk, dumbass” and albert c a c k l e s. race comes into the game room to rant to chat for 20 minutes about it

- the way everyone would loose their minds. like “there’s no way they’re n o t together what the hell is going on” until race is posting on his snapchat story and says “i’m honestly impressed by my ability to do absolutely nothing but miss my boyfriend while he’s gone” cause he hasn’t done anything but eat pizza and play minecraft since al left like,,,, 3 days ago?? and everyone’s like WHERE IS HE THEN and albert tweets “lol y’all are problems i’m at a family thing” and twitter just b e r a t e s them for not telling their audience and giving them heart attacks (at least 10 people thought al died or something)

*wipes away fake tear* they’re so good i love them

[stephissalty]

hq fic recommendations

i wanted to compile a list of some of my favourite fics (mostly iwaoi lol) and figured i’d post it here while i’m at it. there’s a lot here, so i’ve marked some of my all-time favourites :)

under the cut because it’s kinda long

iwaoi

*you’re looking like you fell in love tonight - anyadisee - 35k

the fake dating fic i deserve

this is the best one

minimal angst, esp for a fake dating fic

really soft, really cute, their dynamic is *chef’s kiss*

the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle - kittebasu - 66k

slow burn, mild angst

bug nerd/professor oikawa & pining iwa

*have mercy on me - hiuythn - 11k

the hanahaki fic i deserve

someone help iwa this poor man, oikawa is DENSE

iwa is good at ignoring problems to the death (literally)

it’s tradition - melissawritesstuff - 4k

childhood friends to canon timeline, fluff

oikawa is a pushy lil shit who kisses iwa on his bday every year

iwa is in denial

*i choose you - tripsh - 9k

soulmate timer au

both of their timers have always been at zero

boys please communicate i’m begging

why am i here? - reginagalaxia - 14k

yoga instructor oikawa, we STAN flirty oikawa

sugawara is a mENACE

iwa honestly doesn’t stand a damn chance

*you showed up with perfect timing - noelre - 8k

personal trainer iwa, flirty oikawa

fluff, crack

idek what to say about this it’s a masterpiece

new phone who dis - meruemsthighs - 58k

primarily textfic, flirting, your mom jokes, slow burn

oikawa accidentally texts iwa

miscommunication at the end, thus mild angst

no room for pretend - [orphaned] - 13k

fake relationship, fluff, mild angst

the oikawa family are something else

miscommunications, pining oikawa, hiding feelings

*to be first, to be best - kittebasu - 26k

oikawa moves in with iwa and is such a shit

pining oikawa

clueless iwa

i’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you - baekeuugo - 22k

single father iwa, famous vball player oikawa

oikawa is a pompous flirty shit and iwa can’t let himself live

kageyama, hinata, and yachi are teenagers

*the pda jar - poteto - 10k

really fluffy, oblivious boys, casual intimacy

seijoh is a bunch of little shits

protect kindaichi

#betrayal - findingschmomo - 2k

crack, snapchat

oikawa is a drama queen (we been knew), iwa likes torturing him

makeouts, literally just hilarious

conquering the great king - suggestivescribe - 106k

workaholic iwa, strong plot

so much smut (power bottom oikawa)

i wanna ruin our friendship - roseknight - 72k

slow burn, medium-heavy angst

someone help oikawa this boy needs help

strong homophobia themes trigger

the secret omega - alltheaspects - 17k

omega iwa, alpha oikawa

iwa is an omega who pretends to be an alpha, miscommunications

my favourite abo fic

the alpha king & i - caelestisxyz - 147k

alpha iwa, omega oikawa

thick ass plot here, reincarnation, fantasy, soulmates, medium angst

second favourite abo

other ships

*crisis converted - valiantarmor - 60k

bokuaka - side kuroken

detective/cop au, bipolar!bokuto, depressed!akaashi

this was really cute and akaashi is a SAINT

the case they’re solving is a big part of the fic

however, irl acab

love in the time of wifi - dalyeau - 4k

bokuaka

they meet anonymously online talking about each other

crack, fluff, bokuto is clueless

akaashi doesn’t pick up on things fast enough

cover my thoughts in gold - latios - 6k

bokuaka

tattoo soulmate au

best wingman/matchmaker kuroo

akaashi is a saint, bokuto is clueless (wow)

*close to the chest - darkmagicalgirl - 61k

kyohaba - side iwaoi

slow burn, mostly canon compliant

kyotani is a shit but yahaba fights back

strong homophobia trigger

the wall thing - rideahorse - 7k

kyohaba

s e x u a l t e n s i o n ? ? ?

pining, we stand watari, honestly just rip yahaba he’s hopeless

come and take a walk on the wild side - authoress - 5k

asanoya

animal control officer noya, kindergarten teacher asahi

noya is chAOTIC and asahi loves it

also rip landlord ennoshita

certain - ellessey - 5k

asanoya

scared asahi, mvp daichi, mutual pining

awkward boner causes asahi to run away

*in transit - mysecretfanmoments - 5k

kagehina

public transport and casual touches, mostly fluff

kinda flirty hinata, softy kags

it’s just really soft this is my favourite kagehina fic

[atlafan]

hi mom I'm back to pick up my laundry so listen I was thinking of that movie two night stand w/ miles teller where he has a mediocre hookup with a girl then she gets snowed in at his apartment so they fall in love basically and try again on the second night so uhh if you could write a harry fic where him and reader have vanilla sex and then she gets snowed in (omg they were quarantined style) and then they get kinky for round 2 that would be amazing ok thanks mom I appreciate all you do for me

a/n: hey there sweet summer child, thanks for coming to pick up your laundry, I folded it nicely for you. your basket is by the stairs. never seen that movie but I love this concept so let’s gooooooooooooo

Swipe Right

Your friend had convinced you to download Tinder after your breakup. It was awful, but you needed a rebound. She told you who to swipe left and right on. You come across a guy named Harry S, 26. You swipe through a couple of pictures. 

“Damn he has a lot of tattoos.” You bite your bottom lip. “What do we think?”

“He’s fucking hot, swipe right bitch.” 

“Okay okay.” You swipe right.

A few hours later you’re just chilling at home, and you get a notification on your phone. 

Message from Harry S.

“Hey there beautiful.” 

“Hello there.” 

“How’s your day going?”

“Good, yours?”

“Better now.” You roll your eyes. He’s cheesy. “What are you up to tonight.” Oh, a double text. 

“Nothing really. wbu?”

“Just chillin, bored.”

“How could we fix that?” 

“You could come over...” 

“How do I know you’re not a serial killer, lol”

“What’s your snapchat? I’ll send you a pick.”

You exchange information, and he sends you snap chat. You send a few more messages and finally agree to go over to his place. Even if he did kill you, who cared? 

You change into a tight pair of jeans and a crop top. You look outside, and check the weather app on your phone. You put on a pair of boots, and your long jacket. It was supposed to snow later tonight. You drive to his apartment building, and ring the buzzer. He lets you up. You knock on his door and he opens it. 

“Um, hi.” You blush.

“Hey, come on in.” You walk in and take your jacket off. “I can take that for ya, love.” 

“Shit, you’re British?” He chuckles. 

“Yeah.” You hand him your jacket and he goes to hang it up. “Can I get ya anythin’ t’drink?” 

“Um, sure...I’ll pour it myself though.”

You follow him to his kitchen, and he opens a bottle of wine. You pour yourself a glass and go to sit on his couch. 

“This is a nice place.”

“Thanks.” He smiles at you. He places a hand on your thigh. You both knew exactly why you were there. You both sip on the wine. You run a hand through your hair and look at him. 

“So, um, what do you feel like doing?” 

He leans in close to you. His lips brush against yours.

“Is this alright?” He says and you smile, leaning in to kiss him. 

He deepens the kiss by swiping his tongue along your bottom lip. You part your lips for him, and his tongue goes in your mouth. You mold your to his and soft moan comes out. His hand on your thigh moves up your side and to your back. He pulls you on top of him. You straddle his lap, and roll your hips down on him. His hands move down to your butt and he squeezes you. He was a good kisser, like a really good kisser. You could feel him getting hard against you. He breaks the kiss for a brief moment. 

“Care to take this in the bedroom?”

“Sure.” 

You get off him, and he leads you into his room. The wine was starting to hit you, and you were feeling pretty good. He tugs at the hem of your crop top and he lifts it up over you. You unbutton his his pants and he unbuttons yours. You take his shirt off. His body was gorgeous and he had even more tattoos than you thought. 

“You’re so sexy, Harry.” 

Your lips attach to his neck and lightly suck on his skin. He pushes you back on the bed, and gets on top of you. His hands are all over you, and they feel amazing. What didn’t feel amazing was the actual sex itself. He didn’t do much to prep you, and his dick was a little big. Everything felt tight and uncomfortable. You pretended to have an orgasm just so he would finish. 

“You can, um, spend the night if ya want...” You didn’t feel like driving back yet.

“Um, okay.” 

You get up to use his bathroom. At least everything was clean. He gives you a t-shirt to wear to bed. He snuggles into you, spooning you for most of the night. You wake up around six in the morning. You slowly get out of the bed, and grab all of your things. You nearly trip when you leave his room gasping at the sight from outside. There was a fucking blizzard outside. 

“Hey.” He says rubbing his eyes. “You were just gonna leave?” He smirks.

“Um...well, yeah. But I can’t now.” You point to the window.

“Oh shit!” You groan. “Look, I know we don’t know each other that well, but is it so bad you’re stuck here? I can make us some breakfast.” He scratches the back of his head. 

“It’s just I feel sorta gross.”

“Feel free to shower. I can get you some sweats. Think I got a spare toothbrush.”

“Oh...well alright, yeah that would be great.”

“Do like pancakes?”

“Love them!”

“Great, I’ll whip some up while you’re in there. Feel free to use whatever you need.” He hands you some sweats and the toothbrush. 

After your shower you come out to the smell of pancakes. He has butter and syrup out on his kitchen table. He smiles at you.

“Coffee?”

“Please.” You sit down as he fixes everything up for you. You dig into the pancakes, and they’re absolutely perfect. “These are so good!”

“Glad you like ‘em.” 

Harry goes to take a shower after breakfast, and you get cozy on his couch. He comes back out with only sweatpants on. He looked even better in the daylight. he sits down next to you. 

“Doesn’t look like it’s gonna let up soon.” He says looking at his phone.

“Sorry, I hate imposing like this.” 

“Yeah, cause bein’ trapped with a pretty girl is just the worst.” You giggle at his sarcasm. “C’mere, lets have a cuddle and we can watch a movie on Netflix.” 

You lay on top of him. He pulls a blanket over the two of you and puts a random comedy on. He rubs your back lightly. You feel yourself start to nod off, and so does he. You both wake up a few hours later. 

“Hey there.” He says.

“Hi.” You giggle. 

You both sit up. You spend some time just talking, getting to know each other. You find that you actually kind of like him. He’s funny, extremely charming, and intelligent. He thought you were gorgeous, smart, and funny too. You found you had a lot more in common than you thought. He told you about growing up outside of London. You were fascinated. 

He inched closer to you. He wanted to kiss you again. 

“Harry, can I tell you something?”

“Course.”

“Last night was honestly...not great.” His face goes red. “I think I just had my mind on a lot. I’m sort of getting over a bad breakup.”

“Probably why you were on Tinder.” He chuckles. 

“Yeah.”

“Well...what could I have done differently? What do ya like?”

“It would’ve been nice if you had fingered me...”

“I didn’t do that?!” He groans. “Yikes, probably shouldn’t have drank before ya got here. I was a little nervous to be honest. I’ve never just asked someone over to my place like that before.”

“Why’d you pick last night then?”

“You were just so fucking hot, I had to have you.” You swallow hard. “Would ya give me another go at it? Bet I can make ya feel real good.” You blush and nod yes. What the hell else were going to do while you were snowed in? 

He leads you into the bedroom. He takes off all your clothes. He starts with soft kisses on your lips, then works his way down to your neck, and stops at your chest. He spends time sucking on each nipple. You let out soft moans. His mouth trails down your stomach. He looks up at you just as he’s about to reach your area. You see him smirk and then he starts to lick you up and down. He licks you all around your folds. His tongue flattens, and licks a stripe up your center before his mouth wraps your your clit. He sucks and nibbles on you. 

“Shit.” You gasp as your hands find his soft hair. Your hips buck up, but his hands move to hold you down. 

Why couldn’t he have done this last night? You moan out when you feel him slip his middle finger in while he continues to suck on you. 

“Fuck, Harry.”

His tongue flicks at your clit faster as he pumps in and out of you. Your legs start to shake and you feel your stomach tighten. Another few moans and you’re tugging at his hair as you release. He licks on you slowly as you ride out your high. He sits up and smirks at you. It takes you a minute to catch your breath. 

“Knew you faked it last night.” He shakes his head. “Definitely didn’t make any of those sounds. You could’ve just spoken up, I would’ve done anythin’ ya wanted.” 

“Just...be quiet and fuck me.”

[bookishable]

if harry potter characters had social media

harry

has over a thousand followers on everything but only follows like six people

what does he even post??

#defeatedvoldemortagain

rants on twitter about the true story and how no one will believe him

hating on umbridge on ratemyteacher

really good at roasting people in the comments

mainly photos of quidditch

he and ron run a youtube channel that is a hogwarts legend

ron

documents a lot of chess games

regular looking instagram with photos of friends etc

selfies with the elves from the kitchen

“what’s going on at the borrow?” becomes a twitter thread

instagram feed is jumbled but somehow works

also has an orange theme without intending to

promotes weasley’s wizard wheezes all the time and hermione doesn’t notice because she never looks at her feed

hermione

probably the least likely to have social media but anyway

100% has a bookstagram

but her photos aren’t well arranged or aesthetically pleasing

campaigning for elf rights over every social media app

creates a S.P.E.W facebook page

only followed by her close friends and then only because she bribed them

follows millions of public figures and famous wizards and witches

has a study blog

everyone annoyed by her posts

schedules weekly posts so even when she’s petrified she can stay active

tweets about all the ways wizards can improve their approach to things

makes book recommendation videos on youtube

as well as the fake galleons, she manages to send private messages through people’s phones to tell everyone when the next DA meeting is

neville

mainly photos of plants

mimbulusmimbletonia would be his username for everything (took this from @sasmilledge ’s artwork bc it’s literally perfect)

lots of photos from dumbledore’s army, documents their progress and how happy he is to be a part of it <33

but somehow keeps these photos private to not expose them

sends positive messages on tumblr

also spreads awareness for #supportharrypotter during seventh year which was probably part of the reason he got punished

figures out a way to let students know via social media that the room of requirement is a safe place without snape or the carrows finding out

ginny

bomb selfies

literally doesn’t care

doesn’t have a good instagram theme and posts all the time

writes a lot, has all the writing and reading apps and uses tumblr to write short pieces that are lowkey good

you can stalk all her old photos since she never deletes anything

posts lots of family adventures once her and harry have children just like james and lily would have done :)

really good outfits??

millions of followers like harry but unlike him she follows lots of people

luna

two instagram accounts, one for the aesthetic which has photos edited for her theme, the other a complete mess of random facts and irrelevant spam

doesn’t post photos of the thestrals or other magical creatures because she respects their privacy and believes they are too magical to be exposed

the embodiment of quirky

hand crafts her own jewelry which she has a business page for

has a youtube channel called nargles are behind it

draco

lowkey good photography

doesn’t post photos very often if at all

only really uses social media to complain about potter and brag about his new broomstick

#myfatherwillhearaboutthis

fashion model

dean

has an art instagram account which has like 50k followers

personal account dedicated to friends and football

#supportharrypotter used frequently

posts about gryffindor quidditch a lot

weasley twins

run a weasley’s wizard wheezes business account on facebook and instagram

youtube channel shows them testing their products

their separate instagram accounts aren’t even similar

fred posts all the time, updating hogwarts on their latest mischief

george posts less often and his posts are almost always clever jokes

arthur weasley

muggle technology discoveries

posts photos of his plug and battery collections on instagram

CARS

snapchat over-use to the point where it is annoying but everyone loves it

dumbledore

probably only uses twitter

cryptic lessons and messages that make no sense

“mr filch has asked me to remind you that the third floor corridor is out of bounds to any who do not wish to die a most painful death… lol there’s a giant killer dog there go check it out”

goes live during all speeches in the great hall and these are kept in an archive in case you missed the feast because you and your flying car were being beaten up by a tree

or if you got your nose broken

or if you didn’t show up for the year because you’re following his (lack of) advice and have gone camping

#fiftypointstogryffindor

this hashtag is posted at random intervals throughout the year for no apparent reason

hagrid

starts an instagram account to document the progress of the blast-ended skrewts

makes baking videos on his youtube channel, most of which end with smoke obscuring the camera and harry has to go check that hagrid’s hut hasn’t caught fire (no one has quite mastered the concept of “if hagrid has managed to upload a video, he’s alive”)

most of his photos are blurry or of the ceiling because he finds it hard to handle a phone in his bucket-sized hands

the trio decide to get him a bigger phone, at the electronics shop in hogsmeade they customise one

hagrid of course cries at this

mcgonagall

only uses social media to remind her students of the homework they have to do

prefers to text over anything else

creates her own homework tracker app inspired by howlers that causes the student’s phone to shriek at them if they haven’t handed it in

#haveabiscuit

[rainbat]

I'm so confused... what's with all the hate about josh on twitter? I have no idea what's going on lol

there were (fake) spoilers leaked, right? here is a fun recap:

tumblr: weird snapchat pic of a scene from the finale that looked new and very tyrusy, had a watermark that press and production receive for unreleased episodes

twitter: finds this and FREAKS, posts it everywhere, @s josh about it, DRAMA

spoiler tumblr: answers an ask about a tyrus kiss, saying it doesnt happen but something more significant to their relationship does, then says theyre done, deletes the post and goes silent

josh: tweets that he has been made aware of the situation, looked into it, and confirms its real spoilers

assumptions: someone on press leaked this

spoiler tumblr: answers an ask with a lemon boy emoji (🍋🙎‍♂️)

detective tumblr: um wtf why is this person a stan... (some people start to look into this, search the tumblrs history, ask around etc)

josh: tweets he is contacting the ‘right people’ and they will snipe whoever did this

spoiler tumblr (assumed): flips cos this was all faked and doesnt want disney staff being HUNTED

mackmeta on tumblr: releases a text post explaining that the person who released the spoilers had ‘faked it’ by photoshopping the previous promo scenes. person admitted it was fake, with proof, and felt bad about josh contacting disney over it. their goal: release the info about this kiss as if they had seen the finale to see if josh would accidentally confirm the state of proposed tyrus kiss (obvs if he thought the spoilers were real, no tyrus kiss confirmed, if josh said not to worry about the ‘spoilers’, tyrus kiss confirmed).

Twit: spreads that it was faked

josh: calls us all idiots and that it isnt faked, the person is just trying to save their ass and not get sniped by disney, uses the existence of the watermark as proof it is still real

(detective tumblrs: josh is a DUMBASS)

spoiler tumblr: makes an anon twitter account and replies to josh’s idiocy saying that they faked it and show proof of all the photoshop layers on their computer, apologising

twit: spreads this, most people agree it was definitely faked (it was i promise lol)

josh:

josh: random poll that made no sense

josh: back to politics!

sooooo yeah, basically josh confirmed there was no kiss by falling for the spoiler trap and then refused to admit he had been duped, doubled down on believing one of the ~maybe~ 30 people who had the finale actually leaked it through tumblr, through snapchat, through shitty laptop quality, called us all dumb, and then went silent on the matter

[xuxibelle]

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Pairing: Alex Høgh Andersen x Reader

Word count: 3,667

Warnings: angst, fluff, light cursing, Marco Ilsø

Requested: Yes! by a wonderful Anon 

Summary: Alex is away filming… What happens when Y/N sees someone putting stories on his snapchat?

When you went into this relationship, you knew being with Alex would have it’s ups and downs mainly because of his job, but you were prepared to deal with it. Now you’ve been together for nearly two years and there’s been just as many good times as there have been bad ones, but you wouldn’t trade it for the world. You knew you loved him and that wasn’t about to change. You were supposed to go out with some friends for lunch when you got a notification on your phone from snapchat. You decided to check it before you went to go get ready. Alex was away for work, filming a new movie in England and wouldn’t be back for at least another 3 weeks. Someone had his phone and was posting pictures and videos of Alex and other cast members out drinking and dancing at a club. You felt your heart sink when you saw random girls hanging all over him and him not doing anything to push them away, especially when the blonde climbed in his lap and wrapped her arms around him. You decided you didn’t want to go to lunch and texted your friends, telling them you weren’t feeling well and you’d meet them next time. One of the friends you were supposed to meet with happens to be dating one of Alex’s best friends, so when you cancelled last minute, of course she was worried. Unbeknownst to you, she texted her boyfriend after she got your text and asked him to check on you. You had already curled up on the couch under a warm blanket and turned on Netflix before you got his text.

Marco: Hey… Jenn said you cancelled last minute. You ok?

Y/N: Yep. I’m fine

He knew just from the way you texted him that something was up.

Marco: No you’re not. Tell me what’s going on

Y/N: Nothing’s going on. I’m fine.

Marco: I don’t believe you

Y/N: you don’t have to. But I am

Marco: Then open your door…

Your heart sank as you turned your head towards your door. You should have known he would be on his way over here if Jenn said anything to him. You curse under your breath as you walk to open the door and let him in.

“See, I can tell just by looking at you that something is wrong…” he says as he walks in and shuts the door behind him, following you to the couch. You look at him as he sits on the opposite end. “Stop pretending you’re okay… Cause I know you’re not… Just talk to me.” You could feel the tears starting to form but you forced them to stay down as you let out a heavy sigh and looked at him.

“I don’t think he loves me anymore,” you tell Marco quietly as you watch his eyes widen.

“What?! Why would you say that?? Of course he does!” he says in disbelief.

“Then why does he have all these girls hanging all over him?” you ask. You watch as his brow creases in confusion.

“Wha… how do you mean? What are you talking about?” he asks you. You pick up your phone and pull up the app before you hold it over to him, letting him see the pictures and videos. “Oh…”

“Yea… so don’t tell me there’s nothing to worry about,” you say angrily.

“I wasn’t… I’m not sure what to say in his defense, honestly, except that I do know that he does love you very much,” Marco tells you. You couldn’t hold the tear that slipped past your eye as you sniffled and shook your head.

“I don’t believe it,” you tell him. You take a breath before you look at Marco. “Look, I know you’re trying to be a good friend to both of us, and I really appreciate that, and you know I love you for it and everything that you do, but I just need to be alone right now,” you say quietly. He nods his head in understanding.

“You know where I’ll be if you need anything,” he tells you as he stands up and kisses the top of your head before he leaves. You curl back up in your blanket and return your attention to Netflix to try to distract yourself. You’re waiting to hear from Alex, because you know Marco will say something to him since he saw the pictures, but so far nothing. A few hours into your Netflix binge, you hear your phone go off. When you look at the notification, you see that it’s a text from Alex.

Alex: Babe, you ok? Marco said you weren’t feeling well or you were upset?

Y/N: I’m fine

Alex: Y/N... I know you’re not… You always say ‘I’m fine’ when something’s bugging you.

Alex: Please, just talk to me, love

Y/N: Shouldn’t you be with her?

Alex: What… What are you talking about?

Y/N: I can’t keep doing this…

Alex: Can’t keep doing what? ...Y/N, please

You didn’t text him back after that, you needed some time to clear your head so you go for a walk. A couple hours later, you come back to the living room and pick up your phone to see a few more texts from Alex and Marco, along with a few missed calls as well. You texted Marco back first, letting him know you just went on a walk without your phone and you were alive before you texted Alex back.

Y/N: What do you want

Almost immediately, there was a response.

Alex: Are you ok? Where were you?

Y/N: I’m fine. I went for a walk and left my phone here.

Alex: Can we talk now?

Y/N: I don’t think I’m ready yet…

You sat your phone back on the table and walked to your bedroom to change into your pajamas. Once you were comfortably in the bed, you laid on your back and stared at the ceiling for what felt like hours, but in reality was only half an hour. You tossed and turned, but you just couldn’t fall asleep. It was like Alex was everywhere… You could still smell him on his pillow, something you used to love. Letting out a heavy sigh, you change back into some comfy clothes and pack a small bag before you grab your phone and drive to a friends house. Knocking on the door, you wait patiently until you hear footsteps coming closer.

“Y/N… It’s late… are you okay?” Marco asked you as he looked at you with worry.

“Yea,” you nod with a small smile. “I can’t sleep… Can I stay here?” you ask quietly.

“Of course,” he tells you as he opens the door for you to walk in. You sit your bag by the stairs before you sit on the couch. “You want to talk about it?” he asks you as he sits on the other side of you.

“I just needed time away from him and it was like he was every where… I could still smell him on his pillow,” you say quietly as you feel a tear slip past your eye.

“Y/N,” you hear Marco say softly as he pulls you into a comforting hug and rubs a hand up and down your back. “Everything’s gonna be okay. I can promise you that.” You shake your head at him.

“How do you know that?” you ask.

“Because I know Alex… And I know how he really feels about you… He wouldn’t do something to intentionally hurt you like that. There’s got to be a reason,” Marco tells you emphatically.

“A reason… to let girls climb all over him… and put it on social media… without warning me?” you scoff as you roll your eyes.

“It was dumb, yes but… Maybe he didn’t have a choice. It could have been a last minute thing?” Marco suggests. “Let’s just not jump to any conclusions until you talk to Alex, yea?”

“Okay…” you say quietly.

“Why don’t you try to get some rest?” Marco tells you as he nods towards the rooms down the hall. You nod your head in agreement as you stand from the couch and begin to walk towards where you had sat your bag and pick it up before you walk to the guest room. Once you’re again finally comfortable in bed, you lie on your back and stare at the ceiling. Thankful that you finally couldn’t smell him on the linens, you curled up in the middle of the bed and tried your best to fall asleep. It didn’t happen at first, but eventually it did. You wake up the next day around 10:30 before you stretched and climbed out of bed to get dressed. Stuffing your things in your bag, you walked into the living room to see Marco on the couch watching TV.

“Thanks for letting me crash. I’m gonna head home,” you tell him.

“You sure? You know you can stay here as long as you need,” he tells you. You nod your head.

“Yea, I need to deal with things I guess,” you give him a small smile. He walks over and gives you a hug before he walks you to the door and watches until he is sure you are in your car. Back at your place, you walk in and sit you bag by the door with your shoes before you head to the couch and turn the TV on. There’s a text on your phone from an unknown number. Curious to see what it was, you open the message to see a picture of Alex and the same blonde girl kissing and you feel your stomach sink yet again. You had wanted to believe what Marco said, but after this… You saved the picture and sent it in a text to Marco.

Y/N: img attached. There must be a reason, right?

Marco: What the fuck is that?

Y/N: You tell me

Marco: Where did you get it?

Y/N: Someone sent it to me

Marco: Who sent it

Y/N: an unknown number

Marco: Y/N, look, that person is obviously trying to start shit. That picture is either fake or she kissed him. I’m telling you, he wouldn’t do that to you.

Unbeknownst to you, Marco was also texting Alex at the same time.

Marco: Dude shit just hit the fan here. What the fuck happened

Alex: what now?

Marco: img attached

Alex: Fuck me… yea, friend of a friend. She got too drunk and I was the only sober person in the group. I was trying to be nice and help keep an eye on her. She shoved her tongue down my throat.

Marco: Thank god… I told Y/N you wouldn’t do that to her

Alex: Y/N’s seen this….?

Marco: she’s the one that sent it to me

Alex: where’d she get it?

Marco: unknown number

Alex: and she probably stopped responding by now.

Marco: Naturally

Alex: try to keep an eye on her. I’ll be home soon.

Marco: How?

Alex: I’ll ask them if I can take the weekend off. If not I’ll have you call me later with a family emergency.

Marco: smart man lol be safe.

Alex: I’ll text you when I leave

Marco kept trying to text you but you ignored your phone and just stayed in your bed. Sooner than he expected, Marco got the text from Alex that his flight left in a couple hours and he’d be home soon. Of course, Alex asked him not to tell you he was coming. Once his plane landed, he let Marco know he was there and he tried texting you again before he went to your place. You had given him a key a while back, so he just let himself in quietly. Sitting his bag down by the door and taking his shoes off, he noticed the television and all the lights were off meaning you were probably still in the bedroom. He quietly walked down hallway towards your room, trying not to make any sounds. Once he got to your room, the door was already open. He could see you were still asleep, so he walked in as quietly as he could and kneels beside the bed, facing you. You looked peaceful while you slept, he loved that so much. Even on your toughest days at work, his favorite thing was watching you when you took a nap curled up beside him. He swore he’d never get tired of seeing that. He raised a hand up and rested it against your face, thumb brushing back and forth across your cheek. He sees your eyes flutter and waits for you to wake up. He presses a kiss to your forehead just as you begin to flutter your eyes open. You suck in a sharp breath of air.

“What are you doing here?” you ask in shock.

“You wouldn’t talk to me,” he explains.

“So you just left the movie set?” you ask.

“Basically. Told them I needed the weekend to do some personal things,” he tells you as he watches your eyes. Your eyes were what drew him to you when you first met… he always said he could get lost in your eyes… “You wanna stay in here or go to the living room… You know we have to talk, love,” he asks you.

“Living room,” you tell him before you climb out of bed and walk to the couch. He takes the seat beside you and faces you.

“Do you want me to go first or was there something you wanted to say before I started?” he asked you.

“I thought you loved me…” you say quietly as you look at the floor. He takes your hand in his and tries to get you to look at him.

“Please look at me…” he begs before you finally turn your eyes to meet his. “I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you. I do love you… very much.” You shake your head as you hold back the tears.

“Not if that happened,” you tell him.

“Y/N… she was drunk and I was the only sober one in our group. I was trying to keep an eye on her and she got too handsy, even when I told her repeatedly to stop. She forced her tongue down my throat… That was not a consensual kiss by any means…” Alex explains. You feel the tear spill over the edge as you let out a sigh.

“You still could have pushed her away… I know how strong you are, but yet you let it happen,” you quietly say as you take your hands back and lay them in your lap.

“You don’t think I tried?” he asks you in disbelief.

“I don’t know what to think anymore, if I’m honest,” you say as you shake your head. Neither of you say anything for a few minutes before you stand up and walk around as you think. You turn and walk towards the door before you hear Alex speak again.

“Please don’t walk out that door…” you hear him say with a waiver in his voice.You feel your resolve beginning to break but you took a breath and kept walking out into the hallway of Marco’s building. A few seconds later, you hear Alex come out behind you. “Y/N…! Please…! You have to believe me! You know I love you.”

“How am I supposed to know that right now?” you asked with a shaky voice as you spun to face him, tears running down your cheeks. “I’ve always trusted you. I’ve never doubted anything between us until now…”

“I’m sorry… I don’t know what else to say,” he says quietly. “It’s cold… you should take my jacket,” he says as he wraps his jacket around your shoulders. You take a deep breath as you look at the ground and think before you look up and met his eyes again.

“Maybe… you should go,” you say barely above a whisper. You hear him take in a sharp breath as he looks at you.

“You don’t mean that…” he says quickly.

“I do,” you say with a nod as you hand him his jacket. “And it’s probably a good idea if you don’t come back right now,” you add on before you walk past him back into Marco’s apartment and into the guest bedroom, shutting the door behind you before you collapse on the bed. You hear footsteps in the living room, mumbled voices for a few minutes and then a slammed door that made you cry harder than you were already before you heard a knock on the bedroom door.

“Y/N… It’s me. Can I come in?” You hear Marco call.

“Sure,” you say as loud as you can bring yourself to make your voice.

“Hey… How you feeling?” he asks you sympathetically as he sits beside you on the bed and rubs a hand across your back.

“Like shit,” you half laugh as you look up at him.

“Wanna talk?” he asks you.

“I don’t know if I believe him or not…” you say quietly as you bite your lip. “I want to so badly… You know how much I love him.”

“I do… That’s what makes this so hard on everyone,” he tells you. He lets out a sigh as he looked away from you and then back to you. “You know he wouldn’t do anything like this, right?” he asks before you nod your head. “You didn’t see him when he left, Y/N… He was broken. I’ve never seen him like that. Can you tell me what happened? He wouldn’t talk to me.”

“The last thing I said was for him to never come back…” you said half sobbing as you covered your mouth and shook your head.

“Oh god… Y/N… you didn’t really mean it, did you?” Marco asked you with a sympathetic look.

“....no. Of course not… You of all people should know that,” you tell him.

“We need to find him…” Marco tells you. “Help me?” You nod as you try to collect yourself enough to stand and walk from the room. You try to call his phone and it goes straight to voicemail.

“Alex, please call me back. I didn’t mean it. I don’t want you to leave… I need you to stay… with me, ...please,” you say through tears as you leave your message, hoping he’ll turn his phone back on soon as you and Marco drive through the town looking for him.

“What about your place?” Marco asked.

“You think he’d go to my place?” you ask in disbelief.

“Maybe,” he tells you.

“Worth a shot,” you agree as he makes the turn down your street. You look at Marco when he pulls into your parking lot and you spot his car. “Bingo,” you say.

“I’ll be here till you text or call and let me know something, okay?” Marco tells you as you nod. As you take the elevator to your floor, you run over what you’re going to say to him in your head, then you think it over again and decide it’s a better idea to just wait and talk. You try the door handle and it’s unlocked, so you walk in and see the lights all off.

“Alex?” you call to the seemingly empty apartment. You hear something shuffling down the hall.

“Y/N?” you hear barely above a whisper. You walk down the hall and into the bedroom where you heard the voice. “What are you doing here?”

“I could ask you the same thing… This is my apartment” you say sarcastically.

“Figured you’d be at Marco’s,” Alex says with a sigh as he sits back down on the bed. You sit in front of him and take his hands as you look at him.

“I was only there because too many things here reminded me of you… I could still smell you on your pillow,” you confessed.

“Then why are you here now? You told me to leave…” he reminds you.

“You turned your phone off… I left you a message,” you tell him. He eyes you warily before he reaches for his phone and turns it back on, listening to the message. You watch him bite his lip as he tries to hold back the tears forming in his eyes. You take the phone from his hands and toss it on the bed. “Marco and I talked when you left… He was trying to calm me down… and he helped me realize… that I was… just overreacting. I don’t want you to leave… ever. I love you way too much to ever tell you to leave. I know you would never do anything like what happened on purpose… and I’m so incredibly sorry for causing this stupid mess… All I wanted was for you to be happy… and if that meant you being with someone else, then I was prepared to do that for you,” you said as you let the tears in your eyes fall. He leaned his forehead against yours as he smiled and slightly shook his head.

“There is no one else but you, love… When I’m with you, I’m happy…” he says barely above a whisper before he presses a soft kiss to your lips, followed by another… and then one more. He pulls you close in a hug as he wraps his arms around you and you wrap yours around him. Nuzzling his face against your neck, you can feel the vibrations from his voice against you when he speaks. “Please don’t leave me again…” he begs quietly making you giggle just as quietly.

“Never…” you tell him as you pull back and press a kiss to his temple. “I love you,” you say as your eyes meet his. You watch as the smile grows on his face.

“And I love you… Always,” he tells you, his smile never leaving his face.

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[rosie-rps]

i. vivian song / 21 / stellar member + new solo artist / jennie kim

01. the one thing that anyone who has met vivi says about her: she was born to be a star. 02. the regina george of stellar. competitive. type a. insecure as hell. and the main everything. 03. her world crumbled down when a. cady heron of the group started receiving more attention than her? how dare she? vivi made her??? and b. when her boyfriend, the justin to her selena, cheated on her and she found out when it was blasted on twitter? 04. cue a very public breakup with her boyfriend and a fall out with stellar. 05. now the group is on “”hiatus”” that no one is admitting to, she just released a hit album thx. and she’s getting linked to an upcoming star and the public loves it. life is getting better. so why can’t she stop googling her ex?? connections: 01. the last member of stellar, cady heron!!!! 02. her fans, her antis, anyone and everyone?? she’s been in the industry for so long, you’ve bound to have hard one of her or stellar’s songs by now 03. other musicians who she is collabing with, especially on her newest album after thx. honestly, she’s really passionate about helping other musicians out and really expanding her genres and taking risks !! so anything go e s. 04. the new star that’s gaining a lot of attention and who is in this fake dating plot with her to boost both her album sales and whatever project that he is part of!!!

ii. kevin suh / 25 / former doctorate student, NORTH member / ong seongwoo 

01. a former doctorate student in classical guitar with hopes and dreams of becoming a professor auditioned on a small network’s audition program dare and his life got turned upside down and it’s. fucking. great. 02. part of NORTH. america’s national boy band. an absolute sensation. and he really is hating every minute of it. 03. living with one foot in the celebrity world and one foot so desperate for nothing to change really affected him ( he and the girlfriend who he was going to propose to broke up, their relationship couldn’t handle it ). 04. the more that he wants his privacy, the more that it seems like all of his information and his whole life is being shared with the nation. and it’s really affecting him. and he isn’t afraid to lash out and let his feelings be known ( much to the dismay of his agency ). 05. absolutely heartbroken. absolutely lonely. absolutely a ticking time bomb. connections: 01. the last 2 members of north!!! 02. fellow contestants who weren’t quite as lucky? people who had really rooted for him and voted for him from the start !!! 03. people from his life when he was just normal -- former friends, fellow musicians, and especially his ex-gf. please, i need the pain and the heartbreak ): 04. people in the industry for him to get into twitter feuds with and to really showcase his unhappiness 05. and finally fellow authentic musicians and people he will slowly open up to and will help him feel like he belongs? others who have gone through the same struggle as him and want to throw him a lifeline? just more connections !!

iii. olivia grimm / 22 / reality tv star, businesswomen / bridget satterlee

01. the ugly duckling on the hit reality tv series: the grimms who now turned into a beautiful swan. the youngest ““self-made”“ billionaire. founder and owner of LIVFITS. 02. she had always dabbled in the beauty vlogging, and it was a large part of how she had gotten famous, away from the reality show. she’s been collaborating with other beauty stars on make up and really expanding, but a lot of her friendships may be fake just because she does really give artists recognition for being associated with her 👀 03. incredibly sweet but introverted, she has a strong desire wants to be liked by others, olivia is over-generous oftentimes gets attached to others too easily and gives away her trust far too much!! really leading her to get used and fuels a lot of the #cancel culture that originated from the show!! 04. despite being a self-proclaimed snapchat story queen olivia values her privacy and definitely goes out of her way to get caught in public as infrequently as possible, preferring to be holed up in her home or to travel to other's private residences !!  05. i mean her dirty laundry is still really aired out in the press so ??? idk that’s how she’s famous but she doesn’t really like it, so who knows...... what a hypocrite lol connections: 01. her four other older siblings!! a messy family with a show based off of the kardashians. they get into arguments and fight but they’re each other’s best friends at the end of the day and they love each other. 02. a young hollywood squad !! especially of those who were formerly the underdog and/or overlooked, but now it’s their redemption. it’s their era. and they are owning it. 03. others in the beauty/fashion industry. she was formerly cast aside for not being authentic and getting a leg up, but is slowly gaining their respect!! so people to do vlogs with and collabs, and honestly something like the james x tati drama???? 04. some exes???? she really falls hard and faST but has not a lot of experience???? she thinks sleeping with someone will make them love her so )’: break her heart

iv. poppy velazquez / 26 / yoga instructor, self love influencer / face tbd!

01. poppy is probably my least developed character so if you have some wanted ads i would love to throw her into them!!! 02. she recently moved to la a few years ago and became an instructor at a yoga studio and started a #self love + #self care instagram just to help others out and to keep things for herself!! 03. her instagram started to get pretty popular and so did her yoga classes since she just naturally helped people?? find inner peace and it became a hot spot for celebrities looking to decompress and really centralize in such a high paced lifestyle!! 04. she started getting invited to write columns for blogs and recently landed a book deal to really write about her method of self-love, self-care, meditation, and yoga and really a lifestyle book for those who need it!!  connections: 01. honestly ?? i don’t have much planned for her so !! anytHING please! 02. other instagram influencers??? people who she previously dated and are now on good terms with??? or people who sees her on the street and vaguely remembers seeing her from somewhere but not really sure where! 03. ooo celebrities who attend her yoga class!! or even other non celebrities who go and are like :o 

[aprillikesthings]

I dunno how many times I’ve written text messages into fics now, and I’m not that happy with how I do it.

I usually do it like this--

Name: This is what I’m texting!! 

(Well, without the indent.)

But it gets odd when a character sends like six texts in a row, and/or the other character wouldn’t have them as a contact in their phone yet, plus that’s not what text messages actually look like on a phone; they don’t have their name at the start of every text--in a group chat, sure. 

It gets the idea across, though. Hm. I should see how other people do it. Maybe just have the name above the texts? Like--

Name: This is what I’m texting!! I like to send a bunch of texts in a row Instead of punctuating  Ha ha

I don’t wanna do faked screenshots; that’s too complicated and anyway it doesn’t work with text-to-voice (which plenty of people use, whether they’re blind or dyslexic or just don’t want to look at a screen). 

On the upside, ao3 supports emojis now--though some older computers don’t. I wrote the first bunch of k/da fics on an antique Lenovo borrowed from a roommate until I had the cash to repair my MacBook--which is why I have [scissors emoji] written out instead of ✂️ when Kai’sa responds to Evelynn and Ahri teasing her and Akali. (I suppose I could edit it.....)

Whenever I write people texting etc. I do bump up against the issue of being older than my characters. There’s one human AU Amedot fic where Peridot gets a facebook friend request from Amethyst, but they were both in their mid-20′s in that fic, and even at the time I wrote it I’m pretty sure Amethyst would have been more likely to have had snapchat and/or instagram. (To be fair she rarely used her facebook account, as Peridot noted.)

And compared to most people my age I’m fairly aware of memes etc. But I wonder if some of the text conversations etc. in my fics come off as “How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?”

(Lol I once beta’ed a fic that took place in the 1990′s because I was the only person in fandom the writer was friends with who remembered the early/mid 1990′s. Should I have my fics read by someone who’s 21 or so to tell me whether I sound like an idiot? It’s a thought.)

[moonchildmuses]

📱 - for jinseok, daeji & gyo and asuka

can you believe i totally forgot about the snapchat edits for this one and i left it sitting here in my drafts for weeks??? unacceptable!!!

daeji

what were dae’s 5 last sent texts to ji?

[ my love ] good morning my love ♥i know you’re busy with work so don’t worry about replying, i just wanted to say hi and tell you how much i love you[ my love] also our daughter says hi [pic of annie][ my love] mom invited us for dinner and gUESS WHAT???? SHE SAID WE CAN STAY THE NIGHT[ my love] SO WE’RE TOTALLY GONNA HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT[ my love] it’s dad’s time to choose but he’s weak for you (#mood) so if you don’t like his choice, just pout and then he’ll let you choose the movie lol 

what were dae’s 5 last unsent texts to ji?

1 — [ my love] [link to a 25′ long video of baby kittens]

2 — [ my love] uhhhhh i need to talk to u about something

3 — [ my love] JI SHDKSHDKSHDKSHDKSHD ANNIE IS A THOT AND I’M NOT READIY HH BE ASHNGRAMNSDMDPA (translation: i’m not ready to be a grandpa)

4 — [ my love] why are u so cute :(((((( can i eat ur as djksdsdhad

5 — [ my love] ohMY HSKDJ LOOK AT BAEKHOE LOOK AT HIM DJSKDH SHI T NO NO NO BABY DONT LOOK

what was dae’s last snapchat for ji?

here it is!!! and by that, he means “I’m about to tell him some weird fake story about our sex life just because i feel like traumatizing him, lol!!”

contact photo

here it is!!!

how many times has dae called ji this week?

hmm he probably calls him at least once a day?

how many calls dae min missed from ji?

a solid zero

jinseok

what were minseok’s 5 last sent texts to jinyoung?

[ jinyoungie ] hi jinyoungie, how’s your day going?[ jinyoungie ] i’m bored at work and i miss you :([jinyoungie ] btw if youngho calls you don’t pick up[ jinyoungie ] trust me,, i know what i’m doing[ jinyoungie ] anyway, please let me know when you’re free? i love you!

what were minseok’s 5 last unsent texts to jinyoung?

1 — [ jinyoungie ] pls pls pls don’t pick up he’s being creepy and he’s gonna weird you out shdsd

2 — [ jinyoungie ] he wants to go cake tasting shdshd i was like ???? BITCH ARE U GETTING MARRIED?? and he was like NO MINSEOK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

3 — [ jinyoungie ] dae and ji don’t count bc it’s been four months so it’s still too early for wedding vows renewal or whatever that’s called, so i said … jun? baek? [chungha voice] HUH? what the fuck? 

4 — [ jinyoungie ] TURNS OUT HE BASICALLY WANTS /US/ TO SIGN UP FOR MULTIPLE CAKE TASTING SESSIONS AND WHEN I ASKED WHY, INSTEAD OF SAYING “COME ON BITCH STOP CHICKENING OUT AND ASK JINYOUNG TO MARRY YOU” HE JUST !!!!!!!!!!! do u wanna know what he said????

5 — [ jinyoungie ] “STOP BEING A SELFISH HOE, i really want cake! anyway,think about it. do it for the gays!” and hE HUNG UP ON ME

what was minseok’s last snapchat for jinyoung?

here it is!!! and,, perhaps minmin wanted to send that to jian instead of his jinyoungie but OOPS mistakes happen!!! he’s a happy little bean that loves his boyfriend and that’s all that matters

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here it is!!!

how many times has minseok called jinyoung this week?

probably more than a few times a day bc he likes to hear his jinyoungie’s voice!!

how many calls has minseok missed from jinyoung?

zero

gyo & asuka

what were gyo’s 5 last sent texts to asuka?

[ husband ] … eunjae messed with my fucking phone again, i’m gonna set fire to his porn magazines.[ husband ] anyway. hey idiot. what are u doin? [ husband ] i’m bored, come see me. and bring food[ husband ] oh and some lube cos we’re running out [ husband ] CAN YOU FUCKING REPLY??? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

what were gyo’s 5 last unsent texts to asuka?

1 — [ husband ] miss ur annoying ass

2 — [ husband ] (did you remember to feed sungki’s puppy this morning?)

3 — [ husband ] hey. wanna go watch a movie tomorrow night?

4 — [ husband ] dont EVER yell at eunjae like that again

5 — [ husband ] i’m having nightmares again. would it be a bother if i asked u to come sleep with me? i won’t make you drive around tonight, i promise. i know you’re tired.

what was gyo’s last snapchat for asuka?

here it is!!! 

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here it is!!!

how many times has gyo called asuka this week?

he def calls him every time asuka doesn’t answer his texts. first and foremost, because he loves being a pain in the ass. secondly, because he can’t help but worry. haha see what i did there? I MADE IT EMO!!

how many calls has gyo missed from asuka?

just a few, and completely out of pettiness.

[freshqueens]

October 14, 2018

So timestamp it’s currently 2:31 p.m. and I just got a text from S saying “Why tf did you say I moved so fast.” Mind you, at this point in time I was trying to get my homework done, so I say “Huh?” and she doesn’t believe me.

Okay so timestamp 8:05 p.m. and my phone is freezing meaning Baby Daddy isn’t getting played. FUN. Besides that, idk where S and I stand at this point. She sent me one of those funny pictures with an even funnier caption of herself so idk if it’s my hopes or we’re good. I ended up logging out of snapchat the last time I talked to you guys, and honestly I think it was good for me. What wasn’t however, was liking 1002 quotes on instagram in about a day time span. But hey, that’s checked off my bucket list...It wasn’t on there nor do I have one. Well K asked me was I okay and I told her idk if i’m faking this happiness thing and trying to prove something blah blah blah. Okay, life is good and Baby Daddy is now up and running (lol.) Anyway, i’m okay about going to school tomorrow and idk where i’m going to sit in the morning it all depends. How my school day goes depends on what my mood is like when I wake up… I really don’t know if i’m faking this happiness and trying to prove to KY so she knows that i’m doing fine without her, and that i’m actually moving on and going to try to enjoy life. Anyway i’m going to go and try to keep watching Baby Daddy and do everything that I need to do to prepare for school tomorrow.

Cunningly, Daisy

[finnlet]

Sans the skeleton went into a coffee shop on September 13th, 2019. He came in for a americano because it was one of the few things that warmed his cold heart. He took it black and added nothing special to it. He loved bitterness.

Then, he saw him. Kokichi Ouma. The Ultimate Supreme Leader. He felt something in his bones, an aching sensation to go meet him. He went to the barista and read his nametag.

"Hey.... Komaeda. give me a freakin' americano! no sugar, no creamer, just make it black and venti. thanks."

"um. ok. i'll get it going for you... sans"

"whatever."

Sans and Komaeda had been a couple back in 2015 but they broke up due to Komaeda cheating on him with another man named Hajime.

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"S-SANS? IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK. H-HE... UM..." komaeda screamed

"OH BUDDY YOu'RE SET TO HAVE A BAD TIME NOW. PREPARE YOURSELF" sans shouted.

sans threw a lamp at hajime, who ran out screaming and crying. komaeda moved out of sans' house and went to move in with hajime. oh well.

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Sans went over to the little purple haired man who was sitting on his macbook writing an email.

"Hey... you look kinda cute. Wanna get sansy?" sans asked.

"what the fuck lol. are you cursed. im going to send a picture of u to korekiyo lmao. maybe he knows whats happening" ouma said, taking out his phone

"wha.... what the hell are you talking about" sans asked

"korekiyo knows about weird shit so he'd probably know what you are you cursed halloween decoration"

*snap*

ouma mumbled as he typed: "hey... dude .... look at this... weird shit at starbucks"

"Im not a decoration, i'm a skeleton." sans said.

"oh. So do skeletons have dicks."

"I can show you if you come back to my place later." sans said WITH A SMIRK.

"...I think i'll take you up on your offer. i've always been curious about what happens when all the flesh falls off  lol. TIME TO SEE SKELTON DIK." ouma shouted.

the other patrons of starbucks turned and looked at him.

saihara, who was hanging out with kaede, kaito, maki, kiibo, and korekiyo, ran over.

"Ouma shut the fuck up you're so loud and annoying." saihara said

"ok" ouma said

"hey who the hell are you. im trying to hook up with this dude and you're here yelling at him" sans growled. he was rumbling like a machine. his eye went blue.

"well if you really want to know I'm... Shuichi Saihara. They call me the Ultimate Detective, but... lol. you know, you give off the same awful aura that ouma gives me. two peas in a pod i guess" saihara said, eyeing sans.

*snapchat noficiation sound*

"...korekiyo is right there but he sent me a fucking snapchat message back. what a creep." ouma sighed. opening it, he huffed a HUGE GROAN.

"are you even a real fucking anthropologist? why do you know the history of farming but not skeletons." ouma shouted across the restaurant.

"BE QIET SIMPLETON." maki shouted back angrily. she was beyond pissed off.

“Har har har!” ouma laughed heartily.

“SANS? WILL YOU PLEEEEEASE PICK UP YOUR COFFEE. IT’S BEEN DONE FOR LIKE, 10 MINUTES NOW.” komaeda shouted through the microphone.

“Fucking hell ok” sans said, walking off. He picked it up and walked back over towards Ouma.

“That guys my ex. Hes kind of weird isnt he :) i threw a lamp at his boyfriend when they tried to cuck me. LOL” sans chortled. He sounded like a wind chime when he laughed.

“Komaeda is cool, he gives me free milk and cheese samples since I told him i’m an orphan from tokyo. What a fucking idit he is for believing me am i right?! i have my macbook pro and my iphone x AND MY AIRPODS, plus my ipad pro and these cool yeezys.” ouma laughed. he was so fucking sneaky.

“what do you use the ipad for if you already have a macbook” sans asked. he had nothing but an iphone x and some air jordans :/”

“I use that to watch family guy, WHA TTH EFUCK DO YOU THINK? Do you think i don’t like the best program of our time? I love seeing Peter Griffin appear on my screen. he fills me with lust. Dare say you that you…. dislike family guy?” ouma went on monologuing.

“n-no i didnt say i hated family guy i just-”

“ANDDD YOU’RE JUST LIKE KIBOY! HAR HAR HAR! He hates family guy! He can’t stand it. nobody at that noob table likes it. the only people who like family guy at my school are me, ryoma, angie, and himiko. Tenko watches it but only because she has a crush on lois. lol” ouma sighed.

the starbucks went quiet aside from the sipping sounds and weird ass pop music. today’s playlist included: “fake love” (A/N: STREAM FAKE LOVE :]), “two trucks”, and “like a farmer.”

ouma specifically requested this because he knew everyone hated the music, but komaeda felt bad for him and kept the same three songs on.

“Ouma Kokichi. One of your little friends over there just told me that you AREN’T AN ORPHAN?” komaeda said. he was crying.

“w-WHO. WHO SAID THAT LOL. IT’S A… THEY’RE LYING.” ouma shouted. he was so scared. he knew that komaeda had kept note of how much free starbucks shit he’d gotten and it was well over 4,500 dollar.s

“idk. that one.” komaeda pointed at kiibo.

“OHHH KIBOYYYYYYYYYY. He’s a robot, Nagito. You can’t trust Robots!” ouma laughed.

“That is blatant robophobia! I will report you to the proper starbucks authorities if you keep up this act Ouma!” kiibo shouted.

“shut up you ugly bag of bolts” ouma growled aggain.

kaede, korekiyo, and saihara looked alarmed. every day kiibo and ouma fought in the bathroom and caused some type of flooding to happen. once they lined up a bunch of fruits and vegetables and flooded the bathroom and they all ended up in the hallway.

“Kaede. Saihara. It’s been… nice, but I will leave now. I do not like being around Ouma.” korekiyo said.

“w-wait man donT LEAVE YET.” saihara said. he was sweating like a pig. he knew that kiibo liked having saihara on his side and ouma always punched himb (saihara) in the ribs to give him a bruise.

“yeah you shouldn’t leave yet…😀 please” kaede begged.

“You have Maki and Kaito. I’m fairly certain they can fight better than us.” korekiyo said, already halfway to the door.

“He’s right you know.” kaede said. she and saihara said goodbye through their tears and turned to ouma and kiibo again.

“MAN I’M ALL FIRED UP, CAN’T BELIEVE THAT OUMA IS FUCKIN’ AROUND WITH KIIBO AGAIN AND IN PUBLIC THIS TIME” kaito shouted. he was so full of energy because he had accidentally gotten coffee with extra sugar.

“kaito shut up” maki said.

“CAN’T STOP ME NOW…. IM HAVIN’ A GOOD TIME DON’T WANNA STOP AT ALL” kaito said. he did not know the lyrics right.

“c-can you guys please leave” said two men sitting in a booth. it was george michael and andrew ridgeley. they were visiting japan today for their tour and decided to get some unicorn frappuccinos to drink.

sans was staring in anticipation at everyone. ouma and kiibo were glaring at each other and komaeda could only watch in horror.

“Lets take this outside man. maybe it’ll rain and you’ll get rusty and die. LOL.” ouma screamed. he was in hysterics now.

“OH. YOU’VE DONE IT NOW. YES, WE’RE GOING TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW. OUTSIDE. SAIHARA, KAEDE, KAITO, MAKI, K…. where did korekiyo go” kiibo said

“He left bc you guys are fucked up” maki said. she wanted to leave when she saw ouma but didn’t have the heart to say it to everyone. ouma always ruined the plans.

“wha…. NO?” kiibo said. he cried one tear.

“>implying you can use everyone. YOU ONLY GET TWO OF THOSE PEOPLE ON YOUR TEAM DUMBASS.” ouma shouted

“t-team?!” saihara gasped. he was 💩ing bricks.

“for the BEST TEAM, i, kokichi Ouma, pick: kaito and maki. kiboy gets saihara and kaede! lmao have fun with weaklings.” ouma said.

“can you all leave already, you’RE SCARING THE CUSTOMERS AWAY AND ITS RUINING BUSINESS.” the manager (teruteru) said angrily.

“oh fuck off you ant.” ouma said, dragging everyone out into the back lot. komaeda and sans were dumbfounded. there was virtually no rehearsal for that.

CHAPTER TWO START:::

“Ouma you have insulted me for the last time. today is a new start. kaede, saihara, and i will now proceed to defeat you.” kiibo shouted. he was fucking confident in his abilities today.

“kiboy you will lose in one minute. im sorry to say it. wait, NO IM NOT. fucking hellion. seth mcfarlane personally blessed me with family guy so i am invincible.” ouma said.

“ouma do i have to help you. i dont want to fight my sidekick OR KAEDE. o-or KIIBO :)” kaito asked.

“yes shrimp. you must fight for me because i recruited you and that’s how this bullshit works. don’t worry though! it’ll only take one pow and kiboy will be knocked out because he’s rusty and old. NEEHEEHEE.” ouma was fucking laughing his ass off.

maki and kaito looked at each other and gave the most sorry looks to kaede and saihara. they honestly didn’t Want to help ouma because they thought he was a fucking asshole but ouma could blackmail them and potentially kill them. no risks. kaede and saihara knew this but were still hurt.

“Ouma I have a doctor’s appointment in like, 15 minutes. can i leave yet” kaede said.

“wha…? w-well… you’re goign to hav eto recruit someone else to fight in your place since saihara wouldn’t win against me in a million years lol.” ouma said. he was so fucking annoyed. he just wanted to punch kiibo already.