au where yuu is originally from a pokémon region, so when crowley goes “you’re our beast tamer now” they just shrug and think to themselves “alright, unconventional name but business as usual i guess” until they realise there are no pokémon here
yuu throwing a pokéball at overblot riddle and watching it bounce off: …
riddle: …
ace, deuce, cater, trey: …
yuu: see normally this solves like 99% of my problems, so idk what you want me to do here… grim, use flamethrower
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"You're putting on weight," Slade drawled with content, still mellowed by post-orgasm bliss.
The kid turned around sharply from the mirror he was checking himself in front of. Oh jesus. He was mad again.
"What?" Slade said defensively, bracing himself for the storm that was on the way. "It's true. You were looking skeletal, Grayson. It's not a fucking crime to be happy to have something to hold on in bed."
Grayson's eyes were boring holes into his face. Slade really fucked up. He knew anything touching upon the kid's physical shape was an off-limits subject, and so Slade had always kept his tart comments about Wayne's freaky dietary restrictions to himself but God, was this guy trying to starve the kid to death?
"Look," he continued, getting a bit nervous over the kid's long silence, "I like it, okay? I know you prefer to be...uh, thinner, but I enjoy the meat on you right now. To each their own. You do whatever you want, I'm not judging you."
Grayson blinked, casting a furtive glance down his own body before looking at Slade again. And then, a blooming smile on his face.
"You really like it?" he asked, a bit breathless and happy.
"You can come back to bed and I'll show you how much I like it," Slade drawled with a wolfish smile.
Grayson laughed delightedly, and something unfurled in Slade's heart.
Actually crying again 🥺 As someone who has had a very bad eating disorder, weight gain headcanons (and especially people finding it sexy) make me SO fucking happy. This is absolutely precious, and I love Slade's wolfish desire towards Dick here 🥰
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Imagine loki has read the mobius' file and now knows when his birthday is. and he tries to make something special and fun for his best friend. mobius keeps saying that it's silly and he has never done anything like that before, cus there's no need when you live in the TVA.
and loki, b-15, casey and ob are all making a big but warm and nice bd party for their beloved old analysts with a heat of gold.
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just a kindaaaa questionable tl of nagisa’s latest song to end the year with the best gen 3 boy~~~
anyways stan nagihiyo
僕が知らない時間に
誰かが君と会ってる
君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ
While I was unaware
You met someone else
So, who is the guy who made you this cute?
一年ぶりに帰ってくる
早く会いたいけど平常心
少し垢抜けた?
なんか複雑だけど…可愛いな
You’ve come home for the first time in a year
I can’t wait to see you, though I act natural
Have you become a little more elegant?
I have some mixed feelings about it… But well, you’re cute like this
つまり…
僕が知らない時間に
誰かが君と会ってる
君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ
君が知らない時間に
どれだけ僕が想っても
君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない
近くにいられたら
変な虫 追い払うのに
つまり…
好きなんだ
So, in short…
While I was unaware
You met someone else
Who is the guy who made you this cute?
All while you remain oblivious
No matter how much I think about it
I’m not the one who made you this cute
If I could be closer to you
I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you
Simply put…
I’m in love with you
もう帰るって?早すぎるよ
引き止めたいけど女々しいな
寂しそうじゃない
なんか複雑だけど応援するよ
You’re already leaving? So quickly?
I’d like to stop you, but I’m too much of a wimp to do so
You don’t look upset about leaving
I have some mixed feelings about it, but I’m rooting for you
君を想ってる時間と
君に想われる時間が
縮まればどんなに幸せか
僕が迷ってる時間に
誰かが君を奪っても
それを知ることもできない
遠距離片思い
You have no idea how happy I’d be if I could shorten
The time that I spend thinking of you
And the time that makes me think about you
Someone could steal you from me
In the time that I was hesitating
And I’d have no way of finding out about it
Such is how it is to be in a long-distance unrequited love
いつだって帰ってくればいい
いつだって逃げてくればいい
いつだって頼ってくればいい
こっちの気持ち知らない
天使の笑顔が
You can always come back whenever you want
You can always escape whenever you want
You can always rely on me whenever you want
You don’t know how I feel about you
The smile of you, my angel,
「可愛すぎんだろ」
“Is way too cute!”
僕が知らない時間に
誰かが君と会ってる
君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ
君が知らない時間に
どれだけ僕が想っても
君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない
近くにいられたら
変な虫 追い払うのに
つまり…
好きなんだ
While I was unaware
You met someone else
Who is the guy who made you this cute?
All while you remain oblivious
No matter how much I think about it
I’m not the one who made you this cute
If I could be closer to you
I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you
Simply put…
I’m in love with you
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One thing that always fascinates me is the idea of just how the engines sound like to anyone inside while they are speaking like do the crew hear the voice from outside the cab or does it sort of vibrate through the cab walls? If the former, then is it more difficult to hear the voice from an engine that is larger than one that is smaller? And if the latter, then do they sound the same on the inside than if you were stood next to them? (like how we hear our own voice differently than what others do)
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