#ryans incorrect quotes

[issdisgrace]

*Daniel fake stabs Max in the hand*

Max: My dad did that once to a mechanic with a fork.

Y/n: Hey my dad did something like that but it was to my uncle and it was a knife

Daniel *very concerned*: I’m taking you both to get intensive therapy

[bellabrady]

[salemsvlog]

What the hell was that

[snowflake194]

Buck: Sorry, Eddie, I can't babysit Chris tomorrow night.

Eddie (to Hen): Can you believe this? When did we start calling parenting babysitting?

Hen: Oh, this is gonna be fun watching you realize what you just said.

[bangchansrose]

logan, sensibly dressed to go grocery shopping: what the fuck are you wearing

wade, wearing an ensemble that would evoke the fashion police instantly: it's incomplete without the red boa, i know

also logan at anyone who mutters a single rude remark about wade's outfit, claws out: the fuck did you just say

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 19/?

[chiefblossom]

Logan: Go out with me?

Wade: I'm so sorry peanut! wasn't supposed to say that aloud.

Logan: What?

Wade: Wait. Oh fuck. You asked that, didn't you?

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Buddie incorrect quotes

[imaginationismykingdom]

Buck: I have a lie detector in my shirt.

Eddie: . . . What? Fine - take it off and prove it then.

Chimney: *walks into the room* What is going on here?

Chimney: *sees Buck unbuttoning shirt* Follow up question - why do you want Buck to take off his shirt?

Eddie: WHAT? NO I DON'T . . .

Buck: *shirt starts to beep*

[babygirl-diaz]

Oliver: The audience loves these two characters and we appreciate that. Right, Ryan? Ryan: They're gonna fuck this season

[gudfornuthin]

Ken: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Barbie: Sure!

Barbie: Whats your favorite color?

Ken, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?

[issdisgrace]

Y/n: Hey Dick, how old is your dad?

Dick: What?

Y/n: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is he? I come in the house, he was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"

Dick: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my dad!

Y/n: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em. Mr. Wayne, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

[bellabrady]

911 characters + text posts part idk

[salemsvlog]

Maddie, joking about Buck liking guys for almost 5 seasons: for the kicks an giggles

Maddie, after Buck comes out to her:

[snowflake194]

Receptionist: Okay now, last thing... emergency contact? Buck: Eddie Diaz. Receptionist: Relationship? Buck: ... Receptionist, to their boss: Yeah, no, I don’t know what happened he just started crying.

[bangchansrose]

wade: too bad logan can't paw at the fourth wall, i'm sure the audience would love it

logan, who secretly spent two hours glaring at a wall only to turn his head 45° and finally see through it: maybe in the next movie