#rwby shit post

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Jaune: So, anyway, if you hit up-up, down-down, left-right, circle-

Cardin: Hey, Jaune, your dick's the size of a tic-tac!

Oscar: Well, yeah, that's why your mom's breath smells so good.

Cardin & Jaune:

Oscar: (to Nora) Did I say it right?

Nora: You said it perfectly, Champ. Let's go get some ice cream.

[cosmicbob]

I had to.

[mushy-mary]

Do you think post volume 9 bees ever forget they're actually an item now and can say it out loud? Crazy, I know…

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Hey, can I give you my tumblr protip?

In these difficult times, I aggressively block keywords and tags to create a lush safespace where I can look at butts and gif sets of cartoon characters relatively free from worry. But if you filter a keyword, Tumblr will filter any occurance of that string of letters in any context. You could be missing so many posts about "ELONgated sTRUMPets gROWLING" just because you don't want to hear about the latest stupid thing some rich asshole said or did.

So, the trick is to also filter the inoccuous words. If tumblr says a post contains filtered keyword "Elon," scroll on by. But if it says it contains filtered keywords "Elon" and "melon" you can click through to your fruit related content.

This also means you don't have to add multiple iterations of a word! "Nazi" will block all mention of "nazis" and "nazism."

(this tip does not work for filtered tags, only for filtered keywords)

Remember, there is a difference between staying informed and doomscrolling. You're not burying your head in the sand if you choose to have tumblr be your respite. Get your news from reliable news sources and get your fanart of rouge the bat wider than she is tall, with tits to match, on tumblr dot com.

[dragon-razor-writings]

(Dad! Jaune Shenanigans 5, with a twist!)

College Student: "Just hear me out-"

Arc Child: "No, because I know you're going to say my dad is hot!"

College Student: "I'm just being honest! What's wrong with that?"

Arc Child: "First off, straight out the bat, my dad is married."

College Student: "I can bark for both your parents, I don't give a shit."

Arc Child: "...Say that to me ever fucking again and I'm stealing your femurs."

[lipeg]

Nora: Jaune truth or dare

Jaune: *Sigh* dare

Nora opened a huge smile.

Nora: You can choose between dating the girls from Team RWBY or going out with one of the mothers

Jaune: You don't even need to think twice

Jaune pulled out his scroll.

Jaune: Hi Casadra, are you free today?

Rwby shocked.

[burstfoot]

[madmanwonder]

Weiss: What are you two doing?

Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.

Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~

Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.

Pyrrha: I am sorry!

Weiss:…

[fallinglikemagic]

Okay, now that everybody's had some time to process and gotten some of the doomposting out, here's my thoughts on the whole situation.

First of all, I'm not really worried about whether or not RWBY will continue in some capacity. It's uncertain, sure, but no more than it was already. In February we got the update that they were talking to potential partners about getting volume 10 made, so clearly they weren't just relying on Rooster Teeth and Warner Brothers for it - maybe one of those companies will pick it up, maybe a different company will, either way I'm sure it *will* be picked up by somebody and unless they get real unlucky, the show won't be much worse off than it was before - if anything it might be better off, considering that WB have been shitty about animation for quite a while now (if you're not already familiar and you're up for some extra research, I recommend looking into the Coyote vs ACME situation that's been going on recently for a great example of WB's bullshit). And while it's unclear exactly how much involvement the original crew will have in the show's future, I'm pretty optimistic about it. I doubt the writers are going to let go of creative control without a fight, if for nothing else then for Monty - I don't like focusing too much on the whole Monty's Legacy stuff in general, but I do think that the crew are going to want to keep their friend's work alive and authentic and as accurate to what he wanted it to be as possible. None of this is a certainty of course, but I think RWBY is gonna be fine, things will just be kinda rocky for a bit.

With all that being said, while this may end up ultimately being a blessing in disguise for RWBY as a franchise, it sure ain't one for everybody who worked at Rooster Teeth. This entire situation is still horrible - so many people being fired on the spot, effective immediately, with no warning and with several of them only finding out by seeing articles about it being posted on Twitter, it's fucked. I know Rooster Teeth wasn't exactly lacking in controversy and problematic behaviour, to put it lightly, but there were still plenty of amazing people there who are now in a really shitty situation. On top of that, while again this isn't exactly anything new, especially for WB, it is the latest instance of a huge problem in the animation and entertainment industries. So no matter how things pan out for RWBY, we should still be really fucking mad about this.

And we definitely shouldn't be celebrating. I've seen some posts saying "good riddance" and celebrating RT's downfall, not just from people who hate RWBY (I mean don't get me wrong I'm sure the hatedom is out in full force but that's not the kind of thing I'm referring to right now), but people who like/used to like the show and just hated the company. And don't get me wrong, I didn't like a lot of things about the company either, I've actually been wanting RWBY to separate itself from RT for a pretty long time (be careful what you wish for I guess 💀), but there's a time and a place and this certainly ain't it. Plenty of people who have worked there have said that they loved their jobs, plenty of others said it was horrible and toxic and nightmarish, but either way a job is a job and in this industry work isn't always easy to find, especially in recent years. Celebrate in private if you want, but now is not the damn time to be bringing out the cake and confetti.

TLDR; I'm cautiously optimistic about RWBY's future, I'm pretty sure it'll be fine and they'll be able to keep the core crew to at least some extent, but this is still a really bad situation for everybody who just lost their jobs, don't be a dick.

[lightkrets312]

to the people who write summaries and wikis with thorough breakdowns of all the lore and media for a series that breaks it up into 20 different formats: you are doing fantastic work, may it remain intact and accessible well into the future, I owe you my life

to the people that decide splitting your series into 20 different media formats with critical lore in most/all of them is a good idea:

ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Nora: Alright, Gang! No Holds Barred Dare Factor starts now!!! (Produces fish bowl filled with slips of paper) May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!

ORNJY: (draw slips)

Nora: Whatcha got!

Oscar: .....Walk around in a pair of...uh...butt-less chaps for a whole day. Just the chaps.

Ruby: (visibly shaking in terror) Put Weiss in a booster seat every time she tries to sit down for the next hour...

ONJY: (wince)

Jaune: (visibly shaken) Go up to Weiss and say "Uppies!" while picking her up and tossing her in the air like a toddler...

Ruby: It's been good knowing you, Jaune.

Jaune: Likewise, Ruby. Likewise.

Nora: Chug a bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of- (double takes) A bottle of magnesium citrate?!

ORJY (stop it ya nasties): Thoughts and prayers

Yang: (Looks at her slip and balks) ...Tell your partner they look breedable...

ORNJ: (silent prayers)

Everyone gets up and salute before going off to complete their given missions.

-Later-

ORNJY: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[missnotstarry]

sillys wahhhh i love them

[brainrotisseriechicken]

first time posting something that isnt scp related and its this fucking thing

yeah

[sirazaroff]

I waaaant these kiddooooos to reuniiiiite

[lipeg]

Jaune: I'm leaving this reality, there's only whoredom and misfortune because of this four

RWBY was offended.

Nora and Ren: We take it with you

Pyrrha: Wait for me Jaune

Former Beacon Professors: Wait, I'm going too

Glynda: Mr. Arc, I'll go with you

Jaune: Whoever wants to come with me, restart yourself and follow him

[nightmare-foundation]

Hmm yknow I just remembered/realized something

I don't think Atlas always had a military- it's probably obvious to like, anyone else, but I'm like, 90% sure that Mantle/Atlas got rid of its military post Great War like the other kingdoms did. And then, yknow, reinstated it at some point after that happened.

I think this mostly because it's never said that Mantle/Atlas was the exception when everyone got rid of their militaries. Since it's post-war, Atlas reinstating their military wouldn't have been brought up during the 'Great War' video. Mantle refusing to give up their military would've certainly caused some issues and would've been notable enough for Qrow to mention, but clearly that never happened.

This is interesting to me, and makes the most sense, because Oz is like, pretty explicitly anti-military. He wouldn't have let one kingdom keep their military if he had any say, based on the way he acts in terms of discussing the military (calling Ironwoods fleets an 'eyesore', not being happy a foreign kingdoms army is on his doorstep, not using Ironwoods army to his advantage even when it could help except in an emergency, etc). It makes sense for Atlas to put their military back up at a point where Oz has no say, either because he has no power or because he's dead, especially if they were under a new leader/council.

Honestly, I fully believe Oz raised Atlas in hopes the kingdoms innovation would help guide humanity forward and protect people. Unfortunately, I think this ended up being twisted into a military being created, which would be pretty on brand for Atlas.