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Jaune: So, anyway, if you hit up-up, down-down, left-right, circle-
Cardin: Hey, Jaune, your dick's the size of a tic-tac!
Oscar: Well, yeah, that's why your mom's breath smells so good.
Cardin & Jaune:
Oscar: (to Nora) Did I say it right?
Nora: You said it perfectly, Champ. Let's go get some ice cream.
#rwby crack post#rwby shit post#rwby incorrect quotes#jaune arc#oscar pine#cardin winchester#nora valkyrie
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The funny thing about the RWBY fandom is that half the ships are created for the cool names
Did you know there are exactly 2 fics on AO3 with the tag Yang/Coco? and yet Hot Chocolate is such a cool name
I think at some point it stops being about the dynamic between the characters and more about how aesthetically appealing it can be to work two character's traits into a ship name
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I had to.
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Do you think post volume 9 bees ever forget they're actually an item now and can say it out loud? Crazy, I know…
#rwby#yang xiao long#blake belladonna#bumbleby#like. girlies woke up in a fairy tail. talked to a stoned caterpillar man. there were little paper people walking around.#then suddenly everything is back to normal. I'd 100% think I made that shit up if I took a nap after walking through that portal tbh#anyway#I should post more. I draw them so much it's actually insane#my art#greenlight volume 10#rwby fanart#comic
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Hey, can I give you my tumblr protip?
In these difficult times, I aggressively block keywords and tags to create a lush safespace where I can look at butts and gif sets of cartoon characters relatively free from worry. But if you filter a keyword, Tumblr will filter any occurance of that string of letters in any context. You could be missing so many posts about "ELONgated sTRUMPets gROWLING" just because you don't want to hear about the latest stupid thing some rich asshole said or did.
So, the trick is to also filter the inoccuous words. If tumblr says a post contains filtered keyword "Elon," scroll on by. But if it says it contains filtered keywords "Elon" and "melon" you can click through to your fruit related content.
This also means you don't have to add multiple iterations of a word! "Nazi" will block all mention of "nazis" and "nazism."
(this tip does not work for filtered tags, only for filtered keywords)
Remember, there is a difference between staying informed and doomscrolling. You're not burying your head in the sand if you choose to have tumblr be your respite. Get your news from reliable news sources and get your fanart of rouge the bat wider than she is tall, with tits to match, on tumblr dot com.
#I have blocked literally 100s of keywords#I will not see this post on my own fedd#Obviously this works for Fandom stuff as well#I block tons of Fandom shit#It's half the reason I stay in Tumblr is cause I can just not see any post mentioning Rowling or rwby#I also follow lots and lots of tags. It goes both ways#Tumblr#tumblr girls#lifehacks#post o' mine#mental health
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Weiss: What are you two doing?
Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.
Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~
Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.
Pyrrha: I am sorry!
Weiss:…
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby gilded rose#rwby lancaster#rwby milk and cereal#gilded rose#lancaster#milk and cereal#jaune arc#weiss schnee#ruby rose#pyrrha nikos#shipping post#shipping shitpost#shipping#shitpost#dumb shit
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Okay, now that everybody's had some time to process and gotten some of the doomposting out, here's my thoughts on the whole situation.
First of all, I'm not really worried about whether or not RWBY will continue in some capacity. It's uncertain, sure, but no more than it was already. In February we got the update that they were talking to potential partners about getting volume 10 made, so clearly they weren't just relying on Rooster Teeth and Warner Brothers for it - maybe one of those companies will pick it up, maybe a different company will, either way I'm sure it *will* be picked up by somebody and unless they get real unlucky, the show won't be much worse off than it was before - if anything it might be better off, considering that WB have been shitty about animation for quite a while now (if you're not already familiar and you're up for some extra research, I recommend looking into the Coyote vs ACME situation that's been going on recently for a great example of WB's bullshit). And while it's unclear exactly how much involvement the original crew will have in the show's future, I'm pretty optimistic about it. I doubt the writers are going to let go of creative control without a fight, if for nothing else then for Monty - I don't like focusing too much on the whole Monty's Legacy stuff in general, but I do think that the crew are going to want to keep their friend's work alive and authentic and as accurate to what he wanted it to be as possible. None of this is a certainty of course, but I think RWBY is gonna be fine, things will just be kinda rocky for a bit.
With all that being said, while this may end up ultimately being a blessing in disguise for RWBY as a franchise, it sure ain't one for everybody who worked at Rooster Teeth. This entire situation is still horrible - so many people being fired on the spot, effective immediately, with no warning and with several of them only finding out by seeing articles about it being posted on Twitter, it's fucked. I know Rooster Teeth wasn't exactly lacking in controversy and problematic behaviour, to put it lightly, but there were still plenty of amazing people there who are now in a really shitty situation. On top of that, while again this isn't exactly anything new, especially for WB, it is the latest instance of a huge problem in the animation and entertainment industries. So no matter how things pan out for RWBY, we should still be really fucking mad about this.
And we definitely shouldn't be celebrating. I've seen some posts saying "good riddance" and celebrating RT's downfall, not just from people who hate RWBY (I mean don't get me wrong I'm sure the hatedom is out in full force but that's not the kind of thing I'm referring to right now), but people who like/used to like the show and just hated the company. And don't get me wrong, I didn't like a lot of things about the company either, I've actually been wanting RWBY to separate itself from RT for a pretty long time (be careful what you wish for I guess 💀), but there's a time and a place and this certainly ain't it. Plenty of people who have worked there have said that they loved their jobs, plenty of others said it was horrible and toxic and nightmarish, but either way a job is a job and in this industry work isn't always easy to find, especially in recent years. Celebrate in private if you want, but now is not the damn time to be bringing out the cake and confetti.
TLDR; I'm cautiously optimistic about RWBY's future, I'm pretty sure it'll be fine and they'll be able to keep the core crew to at least some extent, but this is still a really bad situation for everybody who just lost their jobs, don't be a dick.
#rwby#rooster teeth#what the fuck else are people tagging these kind of posts with uh#warner bros#I guess#anyway sorry if I sound kinda miffed in this post I'm just really tired. of a lot of shit#oh and just to be super 100% clear - even if RWBY had been just straight up cancelled the most important thing is still the workers#focus on giving them whatever support you can and don't pressure them to talk about the show and it's future#which I imagine most of you already know but just to be crystal clear on all this
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to the people who write summaries and wikis with thorough breakdowns of all the lore and media for a series that breaks it up into 20 different formats: you are doing fantastic work, may it remain intact and accessible well into the future, I owe you my life
to the people that decide splitting your series into 20 different media formats with critical lore in most/all of them is a good idea:
ARCHIVE YOUR SHIT IMMEDIATELY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
#my post#the hill i will die on is “DO NOT EXODIA YOUR MEDIA IF YOU WANT IT TO SURVIVE. DO NOT ASSUME. DO NOT SPLIT THE LORE.''#Example one: FNAF. It is in an absolute cocomelon state of comprehensibility. this is why the fans are insane (/positive).#Example 2: RWBY / RoosterTeeth. Were it not for the work of fans preserving their media#we would have lost SO MUCH fucking work and effort.#Example 3: Project Moon. Comics and fan-works have been scrubbed from the internet because they put their foot up their own asses.#(which at the same time i have endless respect for. but when the lore is any amount spotty. if you use a COMIC to supplement.)#Example 4: BATIM. Putting any amount of lore in the NOVELS is asking for karma.#(FNAF is not immune to this. AT ALL.)#Example 5: *EVERY FUCKING ARG OUT THERE*. It is SO stressful trying to get into a series on a timer-#-that is ENTIRELY decided by how long its host service keeps its components functional#Example 6: Warframe. Half the lore is in YOUTUBE TRAILERS. Half is in INACCESSIBLE EVENTS.#THE STORY IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE WITHOUT THE WIKI.#all of this is exacerbated by streaming services deleting anything and everything at the drop of a hat#and certain medias (BATIM. RoosterTeeth. FNAF) just straight up DELETING THEIR SHIT. for REASONS.#YOUR LONGEVITY IS DOOMED TO A BRIEF EXISTENCE WITHOUT A BACKUP PLAN
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#arknights#waiting until i post this to see if tumblr compression kills it for some reason#goldenglow#haze#half of this is for the british 'mummy' joke. british doms have you saying shit like im going to spank you right on the bum#suggestive#this is like a really common joke but subconciously based on a rwby one where weiss' phone rings 'daddy' right in front of jacques i saw in#like 2015
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sillys wahhhh i love them
#rwby#nuts and dolts#ruby rose#penny polendina#its that one bumbleby selfie but its them#this is my first time posting anything have mercy on me tumblr#theyre adorable holy shit#greenlight volume 10#PLS
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first time posting something that isnt scp related and its this fucking thing
yeah
#shitpost#this is actually my attempt at buttering you all up for when i eventually post my 13 extremely cringe rwby#(just ozpin mostly)#+honkai crossover drawings#i dont go here#i mean sorta#just lurk is all#dont follow me over my non-scp stuff btw i doubt thisll last#hate to disappoint#rwby#yikes#professor ozpin#yikess#honkai impact 3rd#hi3#otto apocalypse#lmao#help girl im fixating on old green men again#also hi hi3 people#oh shit#doodle#fanart#yeah why not#not scp#hm#art
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Nora: Alright, Gang! No Holds Barred Dare Factor starts now!!! (Produces fish bowl filled with slips of paper) May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!
ORNJY: (draw slips)
Nora: Whatcha got!
Oscar: .....Walk around in a pair of...uh...butt-less chaps for a whole day. Just the chaps.
Ruby: (visibly shaking in terror) Put Weiss in a booster seat every time she tries to sit down for the next hour...
ONJY: (wince)
Jaune: (visibly shaken) Go up to Weiss and say "Uppies!" while picking her up and tossing her in the air like a toddler...
Ruby: It's been good knowing you, Jaune.
Jaune: Likewise, Ruby. Likewise.
Nora: Chug a bottle of hot sauce and a bottle of- (double takes) A bottle of magnesium citrate?!
ORJY (stop it ya nasties): Thoughts and prayers
Yang: (Looks at her slip and balks) ...Tell your partner they look breedable...
ORNJ: (silent prayers)
Everyone gets up and salute before going off to complete their given missions.
-Later-
ORNJY: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
#yang xiao long#ruby rose#jaune arc#oscar pine#nora valkyrie#rwby shit post#rwby crack post#play stupid games win stupid prizes
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I waaaant these kiddooooos to reuniiiiite
#fooze#rwby#rwby fanart#is a wip#rwby velvet#velvet scarlatina#rwby yang#yang xiao long#rwby ruby#ruby rose#Ruby and Velvet judging you pov#I’ve been working at this for week and feel like showing off some of it#will you see any more??? shit maybe#naw fr I want this done so bad so I can post it cause it’s a chill idea and once again I have gone. overboaaaard#I totally did not make space for dialogue whoops
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Hmm yknow I just remembered/realized something
I don't think Atlas always had a military- it's probably obvious to like, anyone else, but I'm like, 90% sure that Mantle/Atlas got rid of its military post Great War like the other kingdoms did. And then, yknow, reinstated it at some point after that happened.
I think this mostly because it's never said that Mantle/Atlas was the exception when everyone got rid of their militaries. Since it's post-war, Atlas reinstating their military wouldn't have been brought up during the 'Great War' video. Mantle refusing to give up their military would've certainly caused some issues and would've been notable enough for Qrow to mention, but clearly that never happened.
This is interesting to me, and makes the most sense, because Oz is like, pretty explicitly anti-military. He wouldn't have let one kingdom keep their military if he had any say, based on the way he acts in terms of discussing the military (calling Ironwoods fleets an 'eyesore', not being happy a foreign kingdoms army is on his doorstep, not using Ironwoods army to his advantage even when it could help except in an emergency, etc). It makes sense for Atlas to put their military back up at a point where Oz has no say, either because he has no power or because he's dead, especially if they were under a new leader/council.
Honestly, I fully believe Oz raised Atlas in hopes the kingdoms innovation would help guide humanity forward and protect people. Unfortunately, I think this ended up being twisted into a military being created, which would be pretty on brand for Atlas.
#felix (host)#rwby#ozpin#rwby atlas#rwby mantle#james ironwood#qrow branwen#rwby analysis#this post came about because I'm pretty sure i saw someone say that Oz is pro military once#or smth along those lines#and it annoyed me remembering that bc its the exact opposite lmfao#oz could not hate the military more#the second he got the chance he immediately axed all the militaries in the world#which like. good for him#i just know that man was SEETHING when he saw Atlas remake their military#esp since he couldn't do shit lol#ik i would
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happy beautiful one month to rosebird’s onscreen divorce ❤️
#rosebird#summer rose#raven branwen#rwby#this shit has been haunting me since I posted the wip girl get out of MY HOUSE!!!!#anyways happy divorce celebration…only one month..amazing. the world is so different now for real bro….#I WISH I KNEW HOW TO WUIT YOUUU…AUGHHHHHH I lav rosebird ..beautiful divorce forever <3 they still make out tho smile
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Friendly reminder that Weiss Schnee is a girl kisser. She likes to kiss girls and go on dates with girls and she wants to have a girlfriend. She does NOT want to kiss boys. She thinks every girl is so pretty and she wants to kiss them all on the lips. I know this because she literally told me herself. Happy pride month. Love wins
#you can tell when I’ve been stressing about The Most-Likely Inevitable when I start posting shit like this#anyway#Weiss Schnee is a lesbian#rwby#weiss schnee#monochrome#monochrome rwby#whiterose#freezerburn#schneekos#prismatic ponytails#bees Schnees#honorable mention to all the other gay weiss ships out there#my fleet grows but there are many others out there fighting the good fight#pocketweiss originals
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