#he is a bit rusty

[gaymakima]

How good is STRQ when it comes to cooking?

woe. strq headcanons be upon thee.

Summer: We already know Summer at least was good at baking, arguably even great since that was one of her primary characteristics for years (and still kinda is 😭). Her desserts are legendary, to the point that they became something of a legend back in their Beacon days. This woman made baking into an art. Literally. She would bake some elaborate over-the-top cake as a hobby if given the tools and time.

But when it comes to anything other than baking? Uh. Well. She can make it look nice, at least, but the taste will either be the blandest thing you have ever tasted or a blend of flavours that REALLY don't mix well together because she decided to 'experiment'. She's not bad. It's edible. Sometimes even great! But her strength lies with desserts.

Taiyang: There has never been a more Grill Dad on Remnant. You put this man in front of a grill, give him some sausages and a pair of tongs and he will deliver the perfectly grilled barbeque you need. If Summer's expertise is dessert, his is dinner. And lunch, and breakfast, and—

Point is, Taiyang puts a lot of care into what he cooks and everyone's dietary needs. He's the one writing a meal plan every week and making sure his team has a balanced diet that compliments their lifestyle. He's shit at desserts but hey, he's packing their lunches for them, he can't be good at everything.

Raven: Surprisingly, pretty... decent? Because of his semblance, Qrow was often left out of hunting, foraging or even cooking in the camp—which was sort of bad seeing as the tribe's 'everybody out for themselves' mentality meant that they were likely hoping he'd just starve. This left Raven as the one who had to cook for the both of them, using what limited materials they had. She learnt all she could about poisonous plants and fungi, what she could find around her that was edible, how to make sure neither of them starved. If Taiyang is the health nut, Raven is the safety nut.

I think her (and Qrow too) would also hate wasting food, given how close they've come to dying of starvation many times before.

Qrow: Has a fear of cooking due to his semblance and many, many incidents in the past. Would much rather stick with 2 minute noodles instead thanks. Though, once someone drags his ass to the kitchen and starts teaching him how to cook, I think he'd be really into it. He'd push himself to learn until his cooking was on par with Taiyang's. The problem is for him to overcome that barrier and also make something that isn't a depression meal.

Just do NOT expect him to wash the dishes. This man will eat soup out of a shoe if he has to.

[worblewobble]

some perfect stranger, my imitation

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[cherrirui-official]

Awe yeah Hitman JD art (+ semi-unrelated doodle bc I wanted to put something over the cut)

!! Blood warning for the art under the cut !!

@lemony-and-zesty HI I stumbled upon your Hitman John Dory au while looking at trolls fanart and I'm SO NORMAL abt him!!!! I just had to draw him I hope that's okay

[crabsnpersimmons]

CRAB IS YOUR MOON OKAY WITH HUGS?

PLEASE THIS GUYS NEED SOME AFFECTION

LET ME JUST-

GHHHHHH-/pos

[vaard]

Same anon as a while back about the alternate race Vaard art. I hadn't realised their was also a Lightforged one too until I stumbled on the pic today. So cool how different he felt even though he was still a Draenei. Your art is always brilliant.

Thanks, anon! Vaard being mistaken as Lightforged comes up a lot, it's the most asked question and ask I've gotten since Legion.

It definitely makes him look so different. It's such a different vibe from normal Vaard. The one Lightforged Vaard I drew for a prompt was 8 years ago, hard to believe, so I figured it's time for an updated one!

[vtmgremlin]

Does it count as cheating if you steal your own artwork?

[drenched-in-sunlight]

V.III O'Keeffe / Middle Flatwell - pale fire.

[zombrement]

[stargirlblogsalot]

idk if this is a popular headcanon or not but i feel like when dallas’ mom went out of the picture (either died or left their family bc she was never mentioned so i’m just speculating) that’s when dallas started to spend those three years on the “wild side of new york.” because we obviously know dally does not have a good relationship with his dad, so he probably found a gang on that side of nyc that was super into gang fights, stealing, slashing peoples tires etc etc, everything that he is known for in tulsa. dallas found it to be a coping mechanism while grieving his mother’s absence from his life and having to deal with his abusive dad. and ofc his dad didn’t care what he did bc he doesn’t care about him at all. dal just wanted to be loved and when the only person he loved died that was it for him ughhhh :((

(he deserves sm better oml)

[avoidmint]

Careful Infinite, this is a one way ticket to him just putting you in the cute little white dress I did my playthrough of him in.

[socgf]

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Nothing will be more hilarious to me than the party's - specially Ben's - outrage about Alex's sneaky reference to William Shakespeare slowly fading as they remember that half of the NPCs are actually historical figures. Like they are genuinally going "what's this assassin's creed? You put Shakespeare in the gift Augusta Leight gave to our honorary party member Oscar Wilde while waiting for Ada Lovelace and Nikola Tesla to see if we can talk to the brain of Charles Babbage about the mission Albert Einstein teleported us to? Shakespeare a whole historical person? "

[scarlettclownose]

me bc i genunliey thought morro was a girl as a kid

[rustyghostviolin]

NO HEAR ME OUT, HEAR ME OUT

KIERAN CULKIN COULD PLAY DAVID EILANDER.

Do you see the vision? He has that younger brother who will mock you one minute and then put frogs in his pants the next energy. He can do that little mischievous smirk David does!

They're just itching to perform a magic trick. Rusty Lake, you just have to shave a bit of his beard and then use some makeup to make him look younger and that's David Eilander.

[coconox]

bit late for pocky day but i wanted to draw a lil smth for it :3c