#ruy ignis

[the-way-astray]

how many people am i gonna piss off with my kotlc villain opinions

morally gray: bronte, oralie

sympathetic villain: fintan, brant, ruy

anti-hero: mr. fucking forkle who i hate

anti-villain: gethen (to me, once shannon does something with him i will have more to say), vespera, gisela

just plain annoying: FUCKING ALVAR

[arctic-celcius-anti]

kotlc as events at my school 😋 

the council: our vice principal pretending to be gay for the first 3 months of my junior year to “encourage an accepting and diverse environment”

fitz: a kid attempting in the locker room because he failed calculus 

alden: my bio teacher being openly homophobic and getting put on probation for hate speech while being in a lesbian relationship the entire time 

linh: a girl getting handcuffed and searched  by 4 officers bcs everyone thought she had a gun in her bag  (it was actually a fully alive hamster)

dex: a kids vape exploding and blowing up his ap chem project 

ruy and alvar : a boy threatening to eat the drug dogs if they searched him 

sophie : a girl snapping her own wrist during weight training to get out of running half a mile

[sunflowers-and-scales]

me when no confirmed designs….

got a little silly for ruy idk

[officially-shannon-messenger]

neverseen members with the most aura

fintan: +8734274838 pretended to die and came back to life that's cool as fuck

gisela: +2 experimented on her son which is kind of fucked but like. it worked.

ruy: 0 i dont pay enough attention to him to care

trix: +98 pulled umber

vespera: -3764 milf but like. shes wackadoodle

brant: -323283294798327 killed his gf and then was sad about it forever until he got crushed by a rock or w/e. not even a cool way to go out

gethen: -8 no fingernails

umber: +93274 the door thing wasn't cool but the rest of her was

glimmer: -37483764 quitter

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his mental state rn must be so funny. the organization he’s dedicated his life to is crumbling before his eyes but he can do nothing because the single person he actually might care about (ruy) is wasting away from severe illness. and also he has no fingernails. loser /j

[marshmallowfathdon]

KotLC as some things my family has said (pt. 2):

Biana, to Alden and Della: *points at her brothers* You gave birth to this and you still decided to keep it?

Ruy: *drops a bag of cheese* ...Whatever.

Sophie, flatly: I don't have lungs. Elwin, concerned: Then you're... dead.

Oralie: You're a bad influence. Bronte: Yes.

Gethen telling a story to Vespera when they were both locked up in Lumenaria: There was this one time at the McDonald's playground-- there was this kid that wouldn't allow anyone to go down the slide. So I pushed him.

Emery: You're short. Bronte: Only because you're tall.

Fintan to anyone: How would you like to be neverseen again?

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

the Neverseen showing up outside of Everglen in Flashback :)

(left to right: Ruy, Gethen, Vespera, Umber)

tags and black and white version under cut

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[guvmy]

Small facts about the Neverseen

they're super underrated guys

Alvar has "crazy theories" on Mr. Forkles Identities

These guys are super insane and hate eachother

Fintan made Keefe do his laundry

Alvar supervised this

Trix isn't a "huge fan" of Alvar

Ruy is a heavy snorer

Alvar and Ruy are heavy sleepers (which made them "perfect victims" for pranks)

Umber likes the fact the elven/human hand has so many bones, makes it easier for her to torture someone.

Trix hates trolls (umbers death) and would've quit if the Neverseen allianced with Empress Pernille

Some dwarves work for the Neverseen (not enough to make decent amount of food tho)

[purplebunnydraws]

More Kotlc sketches!

[crippling-pages]

..did you guys know that Sophie x Ruy is a thing?

Like a literal thing.

A while ago, I saw this fanfic on Wattpad and in it was, you guessed it, Sophie Foster x Ruy Ignis.

And I thought that was for that fanfic only, and I kinda creeped me out because for one; we know like nothing about Ruy and he could be like 45 or something. Also its just kinda weird because why Ruy??

BUT then I just saw ANOTHER fanfic for it, and its new and stuff, and its also Sophie x Ruy??? And now I'm questioning if this is an actually ship and people actually ship them

though the fics were on wattpad so it makes a little bit of sense-

[chronically-ill-psionipath]

What the hell did I do to Fitz specifically? He socked me in my face AND he held me in a chokehold that one time. >:| Look, I know I am a 'bad guy', but what EXACTLY did I do? WHO? WHO THE HELL DOES THIS KID THINK HE IS?! THIS GOES FOR TAM TOO. WHAT DID I DO? *ignores the Atlantis incident, kidnappings yada yada*

[lezabeththetheodoraimposter]

petition to call fintans half of the neverseen (brant, ruy, alvar, and gethin) the cuntistadors

[arctic-celcius-anti]

kotlc as things said on the family road trip😋

Fitz: I don’t know why, but i’ve never really related to the typical “middle child“ symptoms. I honestly relate more to what i’ve heard about oldest child’s experiences

Alden: That’s because Alvar was in and out of jail the majority of your elementary school career

Alden: I’m not trying to be sexist but i feel like girls just aren’t that deep. i’ve never had as real of a connection with a girl as i’ve had with men

Tiergan: I don’t know about sexist but you might be gay

Marella: Girls and fire? count me in! 

Fitz: Man, we used to have the best sleepovers

Biana: Remember the one where you and Keefe made out? 

Sophie: WHAT??

Keefe: We were drunk!

Alden: You drank illegally??!

Fitz: he meant we were drunk off life 

[winwin17]

KOTLC Characters as Out of Context Quotes from My Life:

- "I don't wanna see you!" (Tam)

- "The cake! The cake! What about the cake!" (Linh)

- "Don't throw away the fish sticks!" (Amy)

- "Get in the friend bag!" (Rayni)

- "It sparkles at midnight!" (Biana)

- "Oooh! CHEESE!!" (Keefe)

- "I'm as hungry as six elephants!" (Alvar)

- "You STOLE IT!!" (Fintan)

- "I didn't know I had a face." (Ruy)

- "You're gonna burn my wee retinas!" (Ro)

- "It's just the dark, Louise." (Grizel)

- "I will hit you with my mop!" (Sophie)

- "This is my city! Get outta my city!" (Bronte)

- "Whoever talks first is an ugly baboon." (Mr. Forkle)

- "I wanna work at the pony show!" (Stina)

- "I'm NOT a sack of potatoes!" (Marella)

[the-great-gullon-incident]

The Neverseen:

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