#run the road

[tsotc]

fucking obsessed with the uni town i live in

[souperluminal]

Every day Road Work Wizard fills in potholes and every night Dark Road Work Wizard crafts new ones

[bloom161]

This might be a hot take but can Mrs.Flood just be Mrs.Flood who knows what a TARDIS is cause she lived in London all her life, where alien shit is happening at least once a year and is always accompanied by the doctor and a strange police box.

Yk the doc aren’t as subtle as they think they are, word gets around as to what the box actually is.

[sedlex]

Tfw you're leading a 6+ hour long race and something breaks just minutes from the finish line.

Btw, he won

[humans-are-tasty]

[ionomycin]

Low tide

[pucksandpower]

Buckle up or else Fernando Alonso will personally crash into you and 3,499 other people today 😭

From pestocheese on X

[quiescentdestiny]

thank you so much to the fics that pointed out explicitly that all of Neil's scars that he mentions are on his front, which implies very few of them were received while running and instead imply that he got them while fighting back.

I hate it here.

[ricky-mortis]

They're the best of each other!

[adriwithae]

Im sorry but if OLDER you is played by Ian mckellen.... you're just automatically homosexual.

[hedgehog-moss]

I say this with genuine care for you and all your creatures: You gotta get a real fence. One of these days someone is going to get out and it’s not going to end well. You do not want that kind of guilt on your conscience and you definitely do not want to deal with the kind of assholes on this site who will spend every day reminding you of it.

I do have a real fence! I spent 2 years building it. It was a big investment of time and money; people who've followed me for a while will remember what a long and gruelling process it was. It involves 2-metre posts, wood crossbars at the top and bottom, and solid wire netting which I spent hours and hours tying to the crossbars every 10cm (for hundreds of metres of fence!) so Pampe has absolutely no room to fit her head anywhere.

It's a marvel of modern engineering and Pampe has never managed to jump over it or break it on her own, but sometimes things happen to fences—last time it was a boar that ran through the netting, today it was a large branch that fell on a crossbar and broke it. I actually went to investigate before dinner to see what was wrong and if I could patch it up quickly tonight and repair it tomorrow.* I usually check the fence for damage after a storm but there was no storm this week, just some wind...

When Pampe gets out it's not because nothing is done to keep her in her pasture but because my fence is not made of pure titanium and Pampe is always quicker than me to detect any damage. She escaped twice this year, one time because of the boar hole, and once via a gap in the still-incomplete living fence I'm trying to grow, but then I made a better temporary fence in this area and she didn't get out again. I think the last time she got out before that was when I let the llamas graze in my neighbour's pasture (with his permission) for an afternoon, and his fence isn't Pampe-proof so it was a game of constant vigilance, which I lost. If I sound breezy when I write a Pampe escape post it's because I know she doesn't go very far, she goes for a stroll in my woods then comes back. The road near my house is a small road between villages where cows frequently wander about—you're much more likely to run into a cow than into my llama!

* Morille accompanied me when I went to inspect the fence earlier and had a wonderful time with the string I was trailing behind me :)

[budingatuno]

My people has made their wish clear, so here I’m.

[denkryn]

One man, one bullet.

[creekbed-burial]

[lilypads17]

love steven just being. Weird ™

the implication in future that connie introduces steven to her non beach city friends as her boyfriend who was homeschooled so hes a little weird dw :) and then steven like. picks up a bus or something. his legal existence is probably EXTREMELY shaky (can you imagine the nightmare getting his driver's license must've been???), he's never been to school in his life, he plays like 4 instruments or so, his dad is The Mr. Universe and yet steven doesn't seem to have a public persona at all, he's probably like. slightly uncanny to be around. he's a vegetarian because he kept bringing the meat to life with his spit :(

[southern--downpour]

deer in headlights