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overadores · 2 months ago

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₊˚⊹ rules of flirting ⟢ megan skiendiel

"And baby nobody else gotta know"

synopsis⭑.ᐟ Megan, stuck between popular and outcast, tries online flirting to spice up her life. With her friends’ so-called flirting rules, she dives in—only to catch the attention of a confident woman who changes everything. As Megan stumbles through awkward moments and mixed signals, she realizes flirting is easy, but real connection? That’s the real challenge.

tags⭑.ᐟ fluff, crack, attempted humor, smau, little writing, kind of a loser!megan, band!reader, college au, sexual jokes, mention of substance and alcohol, tiny bit of angst, profanities, kys jokes, suggestive themes.

pairing⭑.ᐟ megan skiendiel x reader

guests⭑.ᐟ enhypen (jungwon and heeseung); njz (minji); katseye; other celebs.

"Just meet me later on the low"

"Don't tell me you're my heartbreaker"

status⭑.ᐟ ongoing

author's note⭑.ᐟ This is an original work of smau, and is written for entertainment purposes only. Any names or characters, businesses or events or incidents, are fictitious. The characters identity have no relation to the actual persons/portrayers— and are solely based on the author's imagination. Don't bother looking at the timestaps 'cause it's not that important unless stated and also the face claim would be random masc peepz at pinterest so ctto. taglist is also open. (birthday surprise my loves)

in queue⭑.ᐟ linger - the cranberries; the only exception - paramore; she's kinda hot - 5 seconds of summer; teenage dirtbag - wheatus; guilty conscience - 070 Shake

profiles⭑.ᐟ ADHD is US ADHD is US 2.0 ctrl freaks

chapters⭑.ᐟ

taglist: @leotapes @gtfoiydlyj @sirenontheloose @haerinkisser

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heynhay · 9 months ago

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playing dirty

#klance #voltron #vld #keith kogane #lance mcclain #art #my art #i made this with pre-relationship in mind #but i think it could also be established relationship too #either way its funny to think keith starts weaponizing this strategy to win any arguement #also funny how my last mini comic was basically the same of like 'keith does some shit and lance goes bananas'#but in the other one it was unintentional and here its somewhat intentional #which reinforces my idea that keith KNOWS flirting like hes not oblivious. but he just avoids it #and so the times hes successful are usually unintentional #also i probably violated the rules of twister here but i frankly dont gaf and havent played it in like 16 years

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zellaspinna · 3 months ago

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the cowboy hat rule:

wear the hat, ride the cowboy ;)

#these cowboys are FREAKY #(Lando is oblivious to the cowboy hat rule cause ofc he is)#daniel totally informed Lando after this and teased him #what if you declare your sexual/romantic interest for me in front of an audience after competing in a deadly sport #I have so much art prepared for this you guys are NOT ready #awkward flirting cause thats the landoscar specialty #forgot to add the sheer amount of DIRT they roll around in #bullrider!landoscar #bullrider!lando #bullrider!oscar #Landoscar #oscar piastri #lando norris #f1 art

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blindbisexualgoose · 1 year ago

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Babe wake up new meme formats just dropped

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raeofgayshine · 2 years ago

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Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

#ravenpuff rambles #steve harrington #eddie munson #hellfire club #stranger things #steddie #Steve is a monster fucker and this essay I will-#they actually get him interested in playing because they were showing him the different monsters and Steve kept going #‘Hot. Also Hot. Hooot. Can I date this one? Oh HOT.’#the monsters really did it for him. (and like also it made Dustin excited and you know he loves that kid)#Eddie: I should have known inviting you to sessions would go like this but for some reason I had hope you would behave #Steve: I am behaving. I’m using my highest stat determined by Dustin and Will to my advantage.#(Also I think Dustin and Will helped Steve build his character. Eddie wanted to do it but Steve insisted it should be a surprise)#(I don’t know much about dnd so I can’t go any further but I know this bitch would want high charisma (for good reason!))#Robin loves to sit by and watch the sessions play out and she is always encouraging Steve to flirt more #there’s a new You Rule You Suck board #this one has a lot more you rule because it turns out Steve is amazing at getting high rolls

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bitchfitch · 3 months ago

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I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

#im a 'has a panic attack during every injection or iv theyve ever gotten' type of scared of needles #no it genuinely has nothing to do with pain the needle itself is the fear not the using of it #like i told this story before but i have these sewing pins with lil bow ties on them and i had to get my dad to take all the blue ones out #because they were triggering the same part of my brain iv needles do #just the sight of them with the rest of my cute sewing pins was a problem #And the fear of being an inconvenience is so bad i cant eat around people or be in crowded spaces or talk at get togethers #without being paralyzed by fear of Being In The Way. its so bad ive been avoiding using my power chair bc it makes me take up #slightly more space than i would just standing. and i never took my manual out and about because i moved too slowly in it #and i dont take my crutches on planes despite using them everyday bc they cant fold up like my cane can and so are In The Way #one of the big reasons i dont use the chairs in stores is they have back up alarms. and i hate making noises in public #Yes this is part of the reason i want a Rottweiler for my service dog because i want people to look at the doggie Not Me.#I like people! i like being friendly and talking and making little connections with strangers!!! But i cant be the one to initiate or #be In The Way of a peaceful moment #dont look at me #this is also a big issue i have with making friends or changing the nature of a relationship because like. im autistic #I have Rules for social interactions memorized that i will follow. but moving people from one category to another #is difficult. It is too the point i had problems for litteral years talking to my boyfriend as though #he was a person i knew well and cared deeply for because i kept using the 'rando guy im flirting with on the Internet' script #I have commissioners i want to be friendlier with but my brain says No Stop that is an Impolite and Overly informal way to talk to #a customer™ despite them not being customers when they arnt in the commission process #im like thise huskies who are scared of carpet because its Different than the floor they're currently standing on #its Too different:(#and to be clear i am Completely aware of how none of this makes logical sense and is in fact deeply self destructive #That does not fix it. it is so ingrained in my head that im certain i could convince my brain to let me bite off my own fingers #before i could convince it to let me talk to someone at a help desk or ask my order be corrected at a restaurant

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obscurecurse · 2 months ago

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no one: kim: interesting

#h gifs #why don't you stay #sorry i was looking for something else in this ep and saw this and he is jussssst Sizing Chay Up arhjkehskehase #i was trying to decide when he formally figures out that he likes chay but couldnt find meta about that #a calculating side eye is technically flirting jsyk i dont make the rules

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cringecorp · 9 days ago

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Someone: Can I do anything to help?

Me (internally, trying to be normal): Don't say kill me with a hammer, don't say kill me with a hammer

Me: Ki- kiss me

#is this relatable #adhd #neurodivergent #silly #sillyposting #196 #rule #r/196 #ruleposting #r196 #murder mention tw #violence tw #tw violence #mental illness #flirting #socializing #socially awkward #kissing

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 9 days ago

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something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted

#thinking of so many facets to this. bartender ted works shockingly well on multiple levels #trent being both divorced and closeted bc Some Shit Is Going On There #something something the divorce was kind of messy but more just exhausted on both sides #neither understanding or willing to admit what exactly is going wrong #trent being like oh shit. i'm fucking. super gay. is actually kind of a relief to both of them even though #for a hot second she fully thinks he's making it up in a misguided attempt to make her feel better/make himself look better #anyway just the idea of trent wandering into a bar post divorce when it's not his day with crimmlet #feeling awful and exhausted and lonely #and more snappish than usual--his coworkers have noticed he's even more biting and standoffish than before--only to realize #a) this is a gay bar b) the bartender is really nice c) oh no he's gay for the bartender d) WAIT IS HE GAY #something something trent previously both deeply closeted and deeply convinced he is generally unattractive/adequate at best #has no idea how to handle multiple gay men hitting on him #some of them are drag queens. many of them are not.#trent blushing so hard his face feels physically hot when some bear flirts with him very explicitly:#oh. oh i didn't know it could feel like this????#and then there's of course the handsome bartender who is very very nice and sweet and trent's developing a megacrush at mach speed #but also feels kinda bad bc he is NOT gonna hit on a bartender. being gay does not change the rules of #flirting with someone who is on the job liek that--who has to be nice to you and cannot leave #is Bad and Rude. meanwhile ted has been making eyes at this newcomer all night and beards like man take your break i will man the bar #you keep forgetting to attend to everyone else bc youre too busy watching newbie twirl his hair at you #anyway the point is. unhappy closeted recently divorced trent accidentally walks into a gay bar #and walks out shyly glowing newly out and with the bartender's number. great bar 10/10 he's going back all the time #man is literally sitting at the bar with a sprite just talking to his bf while they're lovingly harassed by the regulars #about taking notes from lesbians with how fast they fell in love lmao #tedependent #gertspeak #tedtrent

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32girassoisdevangogh · 8 months ago

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Verbs conjugations in spanish are so specific it's not necessary to write the pronoun to indicate if it's first, second or third person.

It would eat you alive = te comería vivo.

Is a very direct translation but without "eso" (it) because is not needed.

However, it/eso generally has an objectified connotation which makes sense as Bill distances himself from the monster so Ford makes no connection.

But in spanish, since no pronoun is used, it feels more like a hint than a cover-up.

#the book of bill #billford #And since I'm a Fannibal it sounded like flirting lmao #I'm not saying it's a bad translation. It just feels different #Cus even if conjugations are usually specific sometimes they're written the same way #Idk how to explain... It's like the ''-ies" rule in English for third person #This is probably just a me thing #Idk what other spanish-speaker fans think #obviously the editorial wouldnt thought much about this #It's not that deep. But I like overthinking #Ok I edit it a bit cus I felt like I didnt explain it very well

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antrea · 1 month ago

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[25.03.08] vs. montreal canadiens

#morgan frost #flames #calgary flames #gif #put that thang away 😭#rule 1 of frosty faceoffs: flirt

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this-blog-needs-a-new-name · 2 months ago

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Film’s flirt is on fire!! Girl’s got Namtan flushed red 🤭 Film 2-0 Namtan bahahaha

#namtan tipnaree #you are a hot mess #and here she thought she can up one on her #film rachanun #got her game on #girl can’t handle her Nong Film’s sweet flirt #lol #gay thailand #namtanfilm #pluto the series #girls rule

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earthmixsclowderofcats · 3 months ago

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DMD boys can't be normal around their crushes, they have to be like "we should get married" after knowing them for two weeks.

#zeenunew #they both have no chill.#and like. i think the reason why they work is related to why people doubt them.#because obviously fan service is part of the game #but its not the entire game. at some point they stopped playing by the rules.#and at first i was skeptical of all the over the top gestures and whatnot.#but upon further consideration im pretty sure that the reason they work #is because theyre both that 'loud' type of bf.#like you know that one couple in highschool that were always so obnoxiously together #the kind of couple to get joint Facebook accounts #that's them. the flowers and the showmanship may come across as performative to some #but i legit think thats just how they flirt

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spark-river · 8 months ago

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Asmo: Would you like a hand~

Barbatos: My stairs are very satisfactory, mind you.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me asmodeus #om asmodeus #omswd asmodeus #obey me barbatos #om barbatos #omswd barbatos #obey me incorrect quotes #Asmodeus is flirting and Barbatos is having none of it.#It kind of sounds like he does certain things with his stairs-

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lalitjdsc · 1 month ago

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The gayer the backcourt the better 🤭

#Darius is Donovan’s baby idc #THE WAY THEY FLIRT DURING INTERVIEWS!#there is not straight explanation for this #donovan tucks him in on road trips i don’t make the rules #i get cuteness aggression every time i look at Darius idk why #Donovan def pinches his cheeks #nba basketball #basketball #nba #darius garland #donovan mitchell #cleveland

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oyeixcher · 7 months ago

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Every AkkAyan Scene (8 ¦ ??)

Ak: "Singto. Singto, yum yum." Ay: "With dogs, you're always smiley." Ak: "There's one dog that won't get to see me smile. What are you doing here? Are you here to consult this dog since you started school three weeks late?" Ay: "Just pet the dog. Don't turn into one." Ak: "Wait a minute. Did you follow me here? What are you planning to do? Ambush me?" Ay: "I've got something to ask." Ak: "What?" Ay: "So you're... You're still a virgin? Are you really a virgin?" Ak: "Shut up!" Ay: "So it's true." Ak: "Shut your mouth or I'll punch it until it bleeds." Ay: "The same rule applies. You punch me. I..." Ak: "Psychopath."

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