#rules of flirting

[overadores]

₊˚⊹ rules of flirting ⟢ megan skiendiel

"And baby nobody else gotta know"

synopsis⭑.ᐟ Megan, stuck between popular and outcast, tries online flirting to spice up her life. With her friends’ so-called flirting rules, she dives in—only to catch the attention of a confident woman who changes everything. As Megan stumbles through awkward moments and mixed signals, she realizes flirting is easy, but real connection? That’s the real challenge.

tags⭑.ᐟ fluff, crack, attempted humor, smau, little writing, kind of a loser!megan, band!reader, college au, sexual jokes, mention of substance and alcohol, tiny bit of angst, profanities, kys jokes, suggestive themes.

pairing⭑.ᐟ megan skiendiel x reader

guests⭑.ᐟ enhypen (jungwon and heeseung); njz (minji); katseye; other celebs.

"Just meet me later on the low"

"Don't tell me you're my heartbreaker"

status⭑.ᐟ ongoing

author's note⭑.ᐟ This is an original work of smau, and is written for entertainment purposes only. Any names or characters, businesses or events or incidents, are fictitious. The characters identity have no relation to the actual persons/portrayers— and are solely based on the author's imagination. Don't bother looking at the timestaps 'cause it's not that important unless stated and also the face claim would be random masc peepz at pinterest so ctto. taglist is also open. (birthday surprise my loves)

in queue⭑.ᐟ linger - the cranberries; the only exception - paramore; she's kinda hot - 5 seconds of summer; teenage dirtbag - wheatus

profiles⭑.ᐟ ADHD is US ctrl freaks

chapters⭑.ᐟ

[heynhay]

playing dirty

[zellaspinna]

the cowboy hat rule:

wear the hat, ride the cowboy ;)

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Frightened and stressed out by the overwhelming love they feel for each other because they are even cuter up close 😔❤️💛

[Birds of a feather AU] - [Previous part]

[ducktracy]

i know i'm preaching to the choir here but the "anime vs western cartoons" debates have always amused me greatly in thinking that you have to choose one or the other... Good Cartoons Are Good Cartoons Are Good Cartoons . they're cartoons. all united under the same love for the medium of animation c'mon now!

[blindbisexualgoose]

Babe wake up new meme formats just dropped

[raeofgayshine]

Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

[bitchfitch]

I had a shrink appointment today and while I could not see it I knew my doc was going through the five stages of grief while I explained my fool proof strategy for doing my t shots despite a crippling fear of needles: By abusing my vastly more crippling fear of being an inconvenience.

My mother and I play phasmophobia together every week. she usually has a pretty limited time to do this bc she's like. a doctor and a college professor whos always busy. So I asked her to just. hold me to doing them. We don't start playing until the shot is done. so my needle fear doesn't matter because now it's Wasting™ her time and I have to do it quick. Using one neurosis to defeat another.

It's a horrible coping mechanism because it's feeding the inconvenience fear, but it is definitionally a coping mechanism.

[nympsycho-ao3]

Hmmm after rewatching furiosa yet again... rambling nonsense ahead...

That scene where Jack pulls the knife out of her shoulder, then pads it gently, is perhaps the closest thing to Wasteland Eroticism that we get.

She doesn't ask him to take it out, nor does Jack need permission to do so. He just reaches over and rips it out and she is *so relieved*, you can see it in her shoulders. Her entire upper half just gives in to relief.

And then he dresses it. I mean just barely, but it's more than he would probably bother doing for himself. He just slips a cloth under the padding there with a shove of his fingers, but he doesn't just move on with it. He rests his hand there for a moment, practically rubbing the shoulder guard, just as he kept his hand around her wrist longer than needed in the nightmare scene. Even as her breath slowed back to normal.

And we can tell how much it meant to Furiosa. I swear to fuck that she leans into his touch (could just be the movement of the rig). It's a promise that he'll be there to take care of it (for real) later. And, later indeed, before they introduce the hydroponics oasis cave thing, Jack touches her shoulder and nods and away they go. There is no way that that is the first time either of them had been there. The whole thing is a fucking allegory (perhaps also a fucking allegory. Wouldnt that be something?)

And the knife. Yet another reminder of the grueling hellscape they're in gets lodged in her shoulder. But Jack is there to take it out and dress it. Jack is there to help her keep her head on her shoulders. She knew he was going to take her to the oasis from the moment he pulled the knife out.

Do you think she looked forward to it?

[32girassoisdevangogh]

Verbs conjugations in spanish are so specific it's not necessary to write the pronoun to indicate if it's first, second or third person.

It would eat you alive = te comería vivo.

Is a very direct translation but without "eso" (it) because is not needed.

However, it/eso generally has an objectified connotation which makes sense as Bill distances himself from the monster so Ford makes no connection.

But in spanish, since no pronoun is used, it feels more like a hint than a cover-up.

[this-blog-needs-a-new-name]

Film’s flirt is on fire!! Girl’s got Namtan flushed red 🤭 Film 2-0 Namtan bahahaha

[spark-river]

Asmo: Would you like a hand~

Barbatos: My stairs are very satisfactory, mind you.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

was thinking about your post about erik being a whimpering mess when he's about to come and first of all you're SO right also i love this dynamic of bossy bottom charles and service top erik bc i think erik (based on looks/first impressions/personality cause i think it works for both comics!cherik and movieverse!cherik) would think charles is shy/submissive and then he's baffled (in the best possible way) to know that charles is actually a freaky freak in bed, and the opposite goes to charles, he'd think erik super dominant in bed when in reality he's extremely attentive and in tune with his partner's needs, almost shy in the way he's so careful and polite (i mean have you seen canon erik that man is built like a refrigerator) and just erik "i destroy everything i touch" mindset in general, he'd be very very careful with charles. ANYWAY what i was thinking is: charles bossing erik around on the bed and being such a massive dirty talker and it turns erik on SO MUCH he starts to lose focus on what's he's doing!!!!!!!! like charles being super vocal in bed and not being able to shut the fuck up because he cant stop babbling about how erik makes him feel so good and how big he is or how good erik is for him or how he wants to have erik inside him all the time and since erik is so dedicated to charles' pleasure he wants charles to come first but but charles keeps clenching so tight around him and moaning non stop and it feels so good !!!!! he's trying so hard !!!!!! all the metal in the room is also screaming with charles and erik is not even aware of losing control of his powers until they're done and the scent of melted metal makes him jump a little

asks like these are so dangerous for me cause when i say i just sat here for like twenty minutes thinkina these two suckin and fuckin like crazy...... PEAK !!!!!

[earthmixsclowderofcats]

DMD boys can't be normal around their crushes, they have to be like "we should get married" after knowing them for two weeks.

[spankingtheatre]

I’ve never met you — nevertheless, I’m going to make a bold prediction. It’s about the nature of one of your deepest secrets.

Being naughty turns you on.

It’s true, isn’t it?

The irony is, I suspect you’re also extremely well-behaved.

I’d go as far as predicting that you’re polite and scrupulously responsible. You believe in acting with honesty and good grace. You have a strong respect for society’s rules, and would feel incredibly guilty were you ever be caught breaking actual laws, or transgressing social expectations.

Despite all that, you still privately fantasise about being naughty, or disciplining those caught doing naughty things. Perhaps even both.

Strange as it may seem, there’s something about naughtiness that feels tremendously arousing. I know you’ve felt it. It’s fun to be naughty. It’s exciting to fantasise about smashing the rules of civility and decency we’ve spent our entire lives studiously obeying.

It thrills us to know beneath our sensible, rule-following public persona, our inner rebel still lurks undefeated. We want to feel that deep inside we’re still a feisty force of nature that never will be tamed.

That’s why if a love interest ever looked us in the eyes and said: “You’re trouble”, our instinctive response would be to immediately imagine them with all their clothes off.

But what do we even mean when we label something “naughty”?

Let me explain...

[oyeixcher]

Every AkkAyan Scene (8 ¦ ??)

Ak: "Singto. Singto, yum yum." Ay: "With dogs, you're always smiley." Ak: "There's one dog that won't get to see me smile. What are you doing here? Are you here to consult this dog since you started school three weeks late?" Ay: "Just pet the dog. Don't turn into one." Ak: "Wait a minute. Did you follow me here? What are you planning to do? Ambush me?" Ay: "I've got something to ask." Ak: "What?" Ay: "So you're... You're still a virgin? Are you really a virgin?" Ak: "Shut up!" Ay: "So it's true." Ak: "Shut your mouth or I'll punch it until it bleeds." Ay: "The same rule applies. You punch me. I..." Ak: "Psychopath."