#rubs hands down my face

[peachyqueenly]

For the record I don’t find the bond story for Lily and PV’s costumes funny I don’t think his fairy subjects essentially drugging him is very funny, but what we are not going to do is suggest it was Lily’s fault when it wasn’t.

She literally knew he was drugged and so kept him at a distance even if she didn’t want to outright reject him. It’s a parody of the tragicomedy genre and of a specific play that the name of the bond story references. I don’t particularly like the fact this is parodied cause I find it more weird that the fairies did this than tragic for Lily and PV, but it isn’t Lily’s fault. Also connecting it back to the love potion item in the guild museum when we have been over how it’s weird to imply it was used by Lily or PV when there is no evidence of that is fucking weird??

[sysig]

Just keep getting back up (Patreon)

[thefrsers]

#SoftHands™

[august--and-everything-after]

Huge shoutout to my mother for the questions she'd ask me when I was buying clothes as a child and teen:

"Can you sit down in those?"

"Can you raise your arms?"

"Can you bend over comfortably?"

Really helped me build the habit of evaluating whether an item of clothing is practical enough for my day-to-day life.

[gojoest]

handjobs on the brain . . .

[possamble]

woke up and got absolutely obliterated by a farcille fancomic on twitter how are you guys doing

[partyinthemysterymachine]

also Sorry To Everyone (and especially me <3!) that GOOMT is taking so long,,,,,,

The Chapter that WASN’T™️ supposed to take This Long or be This Hard to Write™️ turned out to be JUST THAT™️ due to the fact that the Conversations Within It have had to be rewritten, moved about, and CUT (and the chapter ITSELF, cut in half into two separate chapters) to make room for Said Prior (Lore™️) Conversations

and my Gourd,

is it all for the Fun Of It™️ because i love it so much <3!

but seriously tho i am D Y I N G pls send HELP—

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x02 | The Bridge

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Can anyone recommend a good brand of grippy sock/tight slipper? No; not for that reason. I’m kinda eh mentally but not necessarily in crisis (yet)…

The fake hardwood floors in this apartment are literal sensory hell to walk on. I can’t take my socks off and walk barefoot on them for two seconds without getting the worst fucking joint cramps in my hands and feet I’ve ever felt in my life. It’s like insta-gout, just add naked toes; but I don’t actually have gout (thank god)… it’s SOLELY from the texture of the floor. I’ve been wearing the same vampire bat socks for four days because I can’t bear to remove them unless my feet have been soaked in hot water before.

Also, the vampire bat socks for your amusement because the little guy is cute:

[daddymikeyway]

x

[sasster]

“Didn’t know I’d entered a quad with a coward.

Good to know.”

[wildflowercryptid]

ngl i have so many thoughts about penelope sitting in the back of my mind, she's such an interesting character...

[im2tired4usernames]

Ugh I was excited for today until I found out I'd have to spend it with people that actively make me hate being alive hate the future and drain me off all energy physically mentally spiritually like a vampire I can't stand to be around her she is the definition of stupidity and even then that's generous as fuck this bitch has filled her brain with so much garbage I watch her brain cells die at alarming rates every single time she uses her vocal cords her giggles make me want to jam a sewing needle into my ear repeatedly so I can never have to hear it again its a friendly reminder that my parents decisions this time my dad's constantly makes me want to die

[candycryptids]

Had a good time at Ikkicon @^@ btw.

Seeing all the vendors and cosplayers I hadn’t seen in years was really rejuvenating and I wore a snug mask the whole weekend when I wasn’t in the room uAu it wasn’t even that crowded! Didn’t feel awful, was worried really that my Covid-Crowd-Anxiety was going to rear it’s ugly horrible head and beat me to death with it’s hooves, but, it didn’t uvu;

And having a cane meant when my spine tried to beat me to death with its hooves I had support instead of agony and that was Really Fucking Nice actually.

Can’t think of a singular favorite thing I got from con cos I was pretty feral about everything we got this go round BUT I do really like the glasses chain, all the earrings and hat I got 😌

[twilightarcade]

I kindof want to draw something

[froggyrights]

Foolish and vegetta are talking to each other in minecraft chat...