extraterrestrial beast who is being very brave right now (they heard a loud noise)
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thinking of that one time i hadn't slept in like a week and i got stuck in an elevator with dick grayson on the way up to the floor i work at in WE, and i accidentally told him he's shaped like a dorito and how a lot of people like doritos and then said very seriously, "I prefer potato chips though, no offense" but thankfully he laughed it off and didn't even look uncomfy??? like idk how he does it but like that man istg
anyways i have nightmares about this and still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it and have avoided the oldest wayne kid since this incident
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"Took this photo of Gizmo sitting like this this morning.... Why did bro sit like that."
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It's been brought to my attention that these posts might be reaching individuals outside Rhodes Island, so I'd like to offer some clarifying guidelines for those uninitiated:
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Hey MK you big spoon or little spoon with Red?
Big!! Big spoon all the way!! Red likes being held 😊😊!!
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I am desperately trying to stay focused at work but my mind keeps fantasizing about eating someone out and I try to come up for air but they just grab the back of my head and push me back down.
"You don't need more air, I got some for you down where you belong" they say to me as they rip a bubbly fart with my face so close to their ass. They groan with relief as the smell hits me and I start to choke on the rotten egg stink.
"Oh there's plenty more where that came from and you're gonna be down there all night, darling." I hear above me as they use their grip on my hair to direct me and my tongue like their toy. I am open and dripping at the thought of taking all their gas and making them feel good for as long as they want.
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"So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal. 2 Corinthians 4:16-18."
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My fucking… everything. What the hell happened?
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//Gonna continue here!//
I just do... I can just tell. It's that funny gut feeling I get when you're around. Butterflies? *Stops talking*
@ask-sally-face
//Oki :3// *looks over at him, blushing slightly* Huh, that's funny, I get that too sometimes *smiles slightly and looks down at shoes*
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Sorry if this is a weird question, I'm really interested in different textures. Does Kryptonian skin feel any different from Human skin?
actually yes? only slightly though- you’d probably also have to ask @totally-not-a-farmboy for the full comparison
but so far i’ve noticed that because kryptonians don’t really sweat unless they’re sick or really overexerting themselves they (Kon, at least) have really soft skin
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