#tim drake rp blog

[timbits-drake]

ACCURATE representation of @jason-t0dd & i

Natural selection at its finest

[sleep-deprived-tim]

everyone should be greatful I stole someone's body to come back. Kon would have destroyed the world if I hadnt

[timbits-drake]

Love how you tried to look cool but ended up showing getting trashed on

💀🐦

“tried” i am cool :) plus i liked the way my hair looked then!

[spleen-having-ceo]

Dick: *lecturing me on taking care of myself and sleeping enough and not going over board with my work*

Me: Fine, I'll go to bed if it makes you shut up. Can you at least make me a glass of warm chocolate milk first? *puppy dog eyes intensify*

Dick: Aww, of course, Timmy!

Me, who mixed instant coffee into the ovalteen he was reaching for eight and a half months ago and has a stash of case files under my bed: 😈

[timbits-drake]

i miss my camera. i should get a new one :)

I genuinely can’t draw anything right now if it’s not Tim Drake

[only-one-todd]

What the fuck is a "skibidi rizz" and why won't tim and Steph stop saying it

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I hate gay people actually. Especially jason todd. This is canon information about me.

[timbits-drake]

i found those popmart figures in a shop in gotham & spotted a mini @jason-t0dd !!!

[spleen-having-ceo]

Isn’t it so nice to have spleens, am I right?

...

Yes, I can relate.

Honestly, the spleen is an underappreciated organ, it works tirelessly to filter our blood and provide white blood cells to save us form infection.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to not have one, the precautions one must take to not get serious infections must be incredible! Especially in a city like Gotham where it's full of pollution and there is a new undiscovered illness around ever corner.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Nobody talks about how autistic the idea of batman is. batmobile, batweapons. That's a special interest

[timbits-drake]

why do i vaguely remember this happening?

Tim: Would you take a bullet for me?

Dick: ...yes?

*Jason angrily bursting into the room*

Tim: *running away* Great, thanks!

or is the lack of sleep finally getting to me

[timbits-drake]

this did in-fact happen. it was one of the best nights of my life. i do need therapy. ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ

Tim: Here you go, Bruce. I decrypted the malware and inserted a small information-picking bug into its files. While Ghostmaker thinks he's frying us he's the one that'll get popped.

Bruce: good job, Timothy Jackson Drake.

Tim: oh. What did I do.

Bruce:...oh nothing. That was supposed to be a...never mind. You did a great job, Tim.

Tim: *blushing*

Bruce: how about you take point and drive the Batmobile tonight.

Tim, high-pitched: REALLY??! *pulls out his phone* wait I gotta rub Damian's face in this.

Bruce:... I'll wait.

Tim: *finishes messaging Damian* He says he'll never believe it until he sees it.

Bruce: well.

Tim: *looks worried* it's real, right? I'm not just....juiced, right?

Bruce, putting his hand on Tim's shoulder: Tim. You are NOT juiced. I'm guessing. Whatever that means.

Tim, with a watery smile: Thank you, Bruce. For reals.

Bruce: You're welcome. *smiles*

Tim walks out of the office with a jaunt in his step.

Bruce, to himself: MAN that boy needs therapy

[spleen-having-ceo]

Timothy, there have been reports saying you were spotted looking particularly "eepy" recently.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Absolutely ridiculous, I'd never.

Frankly, I'm appalled at these slanderous comments, I only missed like half of that meeting when I fell asleep!

No one even bothered to wake me up!

[peepdraws]

A portrait of Janet Lynn Drake.

Mrs. Drake in attendance of Wayne Enterprise’ charity auction gala. In addition to the paintings and artifacts the couple auctioned, Mrs. Drake auctioned off the jewelry set pictured.

Mrs. Drake's obituary.

@jane-lynndrake-t

[timblrdrake]

tell me why steph’s hair and makeup is all over our bathrooms she doesn’t even live here ?? and is she shedding ???

[sleep-deprived-tim]

You slayed I fear...

work on your emotional control

Get hit by a car