#tim drake rp blog

[timbits-drake]

the lack of sleep is definitely getting to me…

because why did i just have a full-on conversation with patch (my teddy bear) in his nightwing costume thinking it was dick

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I hate gay people actually. Especially jason todd. This is canon information about me.

[spleen-having-ceo]

Dick: *lecturing me on taking care of myself and sleeping enough and not going over board with my work*

Me: Fine, I'll go to bed if it makes you shut up. Can you at least make me a glass of warm chocolate milk first? *puppy dog eyes intensify*

Dick: Aww, of course, Timmy!

Me, who mixed instant coffee into the ovalteen he was reaching for eight and a half months ago and has a stash of case files under my bed: 😈

[timbits-drake]

ok so i snuck off to the toilet when kon fell asleep during the barbie movie and i kinda did a little something..

what do you guys think?

art made by @disastertwins9000

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Nobody talks about how autistic the idea of batman is. batmobile, batweapons. That's a special interest

[spleen-having-ceo]

Isn’t it so nice to have spleens, am I right?

...

Yes, I can relate.

Honestly, the spleen is an underappreciated organ, it works tirelessly to filter our blood and provide white blood cells to save us form infection.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to not have one, the precautions one must take to not get serious infections must be incredible! Especially in a city like Gotham where it's full of pollution and there is a new undiscovered illness around ever corner.

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Timothy Jackson Drake is an evil.. evil... creature...

If you see a thing that is barely 5'10" with black hair, then I believe you should run for your life...

Or hit it with your car. Both works really.

[only-one-todd]

What the fuck is a "skibidi rizz" and why won't tim and Steph stop saying it

[timbits-drake]

how can someone be so… ( ´ ꒳ ` ) ♡

art made by @5x7_8 on X

(@fashionable-super)

[timbits-drake]

i miss my camera. i should get a new one :)

I genuinely can’t draw anything right now if it’s not Tim Drake

[sleep-deprived-tim]

"Tim you need a nap" WRONG ❌️❌️❌️❌️ sleep deprivation is good for me.

[spleen-having-ceo]

Timothy, there have been reports saying you were spotted looking particularly "eepy" recently.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Absolutely ridiculous, I'd never.

Frankly, I'm appalled at these slanderous comments, I only missed like half of that meeting when I fell asleep!

No one even bothered to wake me up!

[morgsdrew]

after school timmy & morgs .. SEE I WAS THERE WHEN HE HAD A BOWL CUT ‼️‼️ coconut head 🤣🫵

[timbits-drake]

hah @jason-t0dd

Welcoming the new year with your beloved siblings

I find it quite funny that even though tim and Jason's age gap is like small, sometimes in comics, you'd think I'd be so much bigger due to the way they're drawn

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Our next available guy, Timothy! Named for Timothy Drake, of course. @timblrdrake @dimblrtrake @sleep-deprived-tim @not-redrobin

Tim may have a plot against us here at the GCAS. He despises baths, but once he has dried off he's the perfect friend! Timbers is a domestic shorthair, who we believe is about six months old.

Timbo's foster mother has found that he loves to climb over everything, so we recommend whatever home he goes to has ample climbing space! He's been known to knock things off the counter as well. There have been a few spills lately because of this guy...

To note, we try to find all of our animal's foster homes! We worry that something may happen at the shelter while nobody is there. Should anyone be interested in fostering, please contact us!

[imbatman-imtired]

I’m doing more kids quotes. It’s fun.

“Holy ‘that man has the wildest haircut i’ve ever seen and a chainsaw oh my god that’s a chainsaw’ Batman!!”

- Dick Grayson at 12 after fighting a man with a chainsaw @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dickgraysonfr

“I will kill you *look directly at me then back at the villain* …later”.

- Jason Todd at 25 to Condiment King after being blasted with relish @jason-t0dd

“Is that a harmless civilian? No you fucking idiot that’s a man with a gun”

- Timothy Drake at 16 talking to Dick Grayson after he implied the villain was harmless @sleep-deprived-tim

“Why are you orange shaped?”

- Barabara Gordon at 17 talking to Penguin. @babsggordon

“Confetti!! Please die of natural causes faster.”

- Stephanie Brown at 12 talking to a very rude old man at a gala @spoilerpurple

“You grimy, red, idiotic, evil, McDonald’s chicken nugget shaped, Riddler wannabe, sad sack, ass necked, hillbilly fuck.”

- Duke Thomas at 18 losing his mind at Jason during monopoly @irl-batsignal

“Please stop hitting on my father. You look like a pencil eraser mixed with my school bus driver.”

- Cassandra Cain at 9 talking to a woman during a gala @cassandra-c-wayne

“This is just like my favorite telenovela. Tell me more.”

- Damian Wayne at 8 to me after I told him about a woman who spilled her whole life story to me @damian-al-ghul-wayne @feral-damian-wayne