#tim drake rp blog

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I have found out I can posses things! It's actually really fun!

[spleen-having-ceo]

Dick: *lecturing me on taking care of myself and sleeping enough and not going over board with my work*

Me: Fine, I'll go to bed if it makes you shut up. Can you at least make me a glass of warm chocolate milk first? *puppy dog eyes intensify*

Dick: Aww, of course, Timmy!

Me, who mixed instant coffee into the ovalteen he was reaching for eight and a half months ago and has a stash of case files under my bed: 😈

[only-one-todd]

What the fuck is a "skibidi rizz" and why won't tim and Steph stop saying it

[sleep-deprived-tim]

Nobody talks about how autistic the idea of batman is. batmobile, batweapons. That's a special interest

[spleen-having-ceo]

Isn’t it so nice to have spleens, am I right?

...

Yes, I can relate.

Honestly, the spleen is an underappreciated organ, it works tirelessly to filter our blood and provide white blood cells to save us form infection.

I can only imagine how hard it must be to not have one, the precautions one must take to not get serious infections must be incredible! Especially in a city like Gotham where it's full of pollution and there is a new undiscovered illness around ever corner.

[teatimealfie]

If I knew the pit would lead you to act like this I would have insisted on seeing you more. We shall meet and I shall ensure you know how to live alone. This is partly a failing on my end for not teaching you enough...

Do you use 3 in 1 shampoo. I feel like you would.

Until Ri made me stop i just used body wash…

[peepdraws]

A portrait of Janet Lynn Drake.

Mrs. Drake in attendance of Wayne Enterprise’ charity auction gala. In addition to the paintings and artifacts the couple auctioned, Mrs. Drake auctioned off the jewelry set pictured.

Mrs. Drake's obituary.

@jane-lynndrake-t

[timblrdrake]

tell me why steph’s hair and makeup is all over our bathrooms she doesn’t even live here ?? and is she shedding ???

[red-drakon]

I've met one other tim.... maybe there wasn't as much as I assumed

[sleep-deprived-tim]

I'm also homophobic! Fuck you! :D

is the real reason you don't want to come out because your cat is homophobic

no. I'm homophobic. (towards only you)

[redtimbrs]

I have found a rather large bleeding gash in my leg and didn't even know I was bleeding oh god I probably tracked it everywhere-

[timmers-rr]

>be autistic about Batman and Robin

>figure out their identities

>jason todd dies

>???

>profit, become nepo baby^2

[only-one-todd]

Was it to far to switch all of drake's coffee with decaff?

Will he go cold turkey or just go into a coma?

Only time will tell.

[sleep-deprived-tim]

staying up all night feels like I should start destroying my relationship with my family

[spleen-having-ceo]

Timothy, there have been reports saying you were spotted looking particularly "eepy" recently.

What do you have to say for yourself?

Absolutely ridiculous, I'd never.

Frankly, I'm appalled at these slanderous comments, I only missed like half of that meeting when I fell asleep!

No one even bothered to wake me up!

[morganinez]

Tim Drake had a bowl cut when we were like 13 or something