#rp && versus

[bixels]

On one hand, really funny that they straight up lied. On the other hand, pretty mean that they straight up lied. But on the third hand, I knew they were never doing HL2AIVR.

[piningpercussionist]

*BONK*

[southic]

if anyone ever wants to do some smutty and depraved back and forth stuff on discord... hit me up.

[violet-the-bandit]

Here’s the bio for my cool, little rvb OC:

Name: Michelangelo (last name unknown)

Codename/chosen name: Violet

Age: unknown; likely his late 20s/early 30s

Occupation: Outlaw for Hire/Ex-Sim Soldier

Personality: A gleeful guy, with a tendency to get overly excited and easily distracted.

He’s also been described as erratic, with a habit of getting into fights and overly enjoying them (in actuality, just likes the challenge)

He’s known for having an obsession with sea life, ice cream, and a strange man he calls “The Beast” or “Michael J. Caboose” (yes, that Caboose). He often randomly breaks into weirdly religious, culty, brainwashed ways of speaking.

Appearance: Standing at 7’3ft, Violet has a beefcake build, adorned with tons of muscle and decent fat to healthily balance a body of his size & strength without dehydrating/starving himself (no freaky celebrity abs)

He has tanned, light brown skin, short black hair, and some slight facial stubble.

Armor Appearance: His older armor is much bulkier to fit his body, and is a mixed color of purples and violets, painted over his previously red armor.

Backstory: He was once apart of the red and blue zealots found at Battle Creek (the weird, religious cult guys in season 3). More specifically, he was among the red team.

That changed when Caboose & Sarge arrived. When Caboose forced himself to be angry, taking out both teams, Violet becomes inspired and enlightened by Caboose. He quite literally looks up to Caboose as a kind of deity and role model.

Since then, he’s cluelessly wandered from place and time on a crusade to become stronger and faster so that one day, he’ll meet the mysterious “Michael J. Caboose who hates babies” and challenge him.

He also chose to paint his armor violet. Not for some deeper meaning, but because he simply likes the color

Prefered Weapons: Fuel Rod Cannon; Brute Spiker; Gravity Hammer (DO NOT let him have the hammer for too long without supervision)

[viikingwitch]

isn't it funny how freya is this powerful firstborn witch who can melt ur brain with a wave of her hand etc. etc. etc. but if she slipped on slippery floor and hit her head too hard she'd die. she could die of food poisoning too. a falling brick. stairs.

[the-sorceress]

There was a webstie-wide debate a while back, and you didn’t get to participate, but what would you personally be more surprised to see at your door: a walrus or a fairy?

Walruses and faeries are both very real, so it’s not like I would be surprised that they exist.

As for why the walrus or the faerie would be on my doorstep, I make bargains with the fey quite frequently, and that walrus could very well be a shape-shifter or someone who is cursed.

Either of these explanations wouldn’t be particularly unusual in my line of work. In fact, just yesterday family of catamounts came to see me because their youngest son was stuck in his cub form and couldn’t shift back to human. They payed me, I performed my services, and they went on their jolly way.

So, to answer your question: Neither. Neither of these things would surprise me.

[underground-boss-clay]

((Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh))

((Should I be flattered or concerned))

((jk super flattered))

[toestalucia]

ggggggAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wizardvapes]

[celebornthewise]

“The wind’s silence bodes ill will indeed,” he muttered under his breath as he leaned his head against the trunk of the tree he was sitting in. His eyes fluttered shut as he attempted to relax into nature’s music, despite the lack of an instrument.

He sighed and shifted where he sat. Opening his eyes to look at the sky through the leaves. “I hope that it is good news you bring. I do not yet wish to leave what little peace we currently have unless need be.”

[v2askblog]

Hello there V2

What is your favorite song

-familar? Anon

Gonna be a bit vain here.

Yup. My own theme.

[fatvillainousrp]

💬: rumor has it Hekapoo has orgies with her clones that end with her eating all of them.

H1 "but she does it all the time honestly I think it's a kink.”

H2 "honestly it's not just clones she'll eat anyone what do you think happened to former Queens of."

That was all she could get out before getting whacked over the head with a staff.

Original heckapoo. "All right calm down this isn't a paparazzi mag get back to work."

[violet-the-bandit]

How do you feel about Sarge?

Who is this… Sarge?

Wait, I believe I remember the Beast mentioning that name before. Thats right! The Beast had a red friend no? Maybe… Sarge is also a worshiper of the great Beast like myself?!

I am unsure of this Sarge character. But, if he follows in Michael J. Caboose’s footsteps, then he is friend!

[blccmngs]

yes I’m busy preparing for finals & shit but I want more things so plotting call ? maybe ??

[donatello-versace]

do u have brian damage

I have $3

[poetsprophecy]

꒰ ౨ৎ ꒱ open to : anyone ! @indiestarter

with a flick of her wrist, jordyn finished the last cupcake with intricate icing. she stood back, proud of her work. "see? my culinary degree wasn't a waste of time. try one of them, they'll be the best you've ever had." she paused. "and if you need a recommendation of what to try first, i highly recommend the cookie dough cupcake. it's my favorite."