hey! it's repostober! let's post old masseffectstuck crossover refs for the fics i made for the 2023 dirkjake bigbang!!!
ft no shades for the andromedastuck roxy and dirk
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thinking about the idea of the kids having influenced culture on earth c and having to deal with the consequences of being mythological figures in pop culture, like, embedded into the cultural zeitgeist. and it’s like damn. rip all of them, like:
- after Ride the Cyclone hits masses with the line Time eats all his children in the end everyone keeps asking if Dave eats kids as like a joke. He does not. Please for the love of fuck someone help him this meme isn’t funny anymore
- Roxy has to deal with the fact that Ghost Quartet has an entire song where a woman named Rose sings her daughter Roxy to sleep (”Did your mom ever tell you stories?” “My mom wasn’t very nice.” “Oh... I’m so sorry, Mom.”).
- Rose, Rose, Rose Red- will I ever See thee wed? is on loop somewhere after the wedding and Rose is moved to vehicular manslaughter.
like yes none of these things are directly About them but whenever authors are asked they say they’re Inspired by the gods and it’s a constant game of I Would Not Fucking Say That. except for the times in which they Would Fucking Say That, in which case there’s Some kind of crisis imminent
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Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and those free from the binary, my apologies for the wait, last night was quite stormy! We are down to our FINAL POLL..... Who will win?? where did all those seven hundred people voting for roxy yesterday come from??? Okay so. That happened again, which makes little to no sense, and i suspect tampering. We're doing this again, limited to one response per person.
Closed!
<prev | human champion>
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rip roxy lalonde, you would have LOVED gandalf big naturals
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Thinking about a homestuck Leverage AU...
-Rose is the mastermind. Her turn to the less-legal side of things would probably parallel going grimdark (Mom Lalonde is dying for backstory reasons, rip), and there would be a period of straight-up vigilante justice before she realizes killing random CEOs is wrong and forms the team.
-Speaking of forming the team, the first person she recruits is her estranged brother, who trained under one of the deadliest assassins in the world. That 'training' is more accurately described as child abuse, and Dave isn't particularly interested in getting back into that life. Rose tells him he'll be helping people this time, and convinces him to go on just one job: to steal the Ring Fourfold, a priceless artifact and cornerstone of carapacian culture that's been taken and sold by art thieves.
-They'll need a way to get past museum security, so Rose looks for a white-hat hacker that will be willing to help them. She finds an incredibly talented one who goes by ectoBiologist, but he's insistent that he only works alone. By doing some digging, Rose finds out why: John Egbert, the one who's been taking credit for the hacks, is absolutely useless at coding. She confronts him and finds that he's been doing so to cover for Roxy, who needed to stay under the radar due to having angered a crime boss known as the Condesce.
-Roxy agrees to help them get the ring, but they still need a grifter and a thief. Grifters are difficult to get a hold of, due to the nature of their jobs, but Dave points out that John has been convincing people he's a master-class hacker for years. With a bit of training, he'd be a... if not perfect, acceptable fit.
-Now they just need a thief, and Rose's sources tell her that one Jade Harley, in the country for a limited time, would be good for the job. After all, climbing a volcano isn't all that different from climbing a building, and Jade is reported to be unbelievably good- she almost seems to teleport.
And that's the team! I'll probably post about what the other characters would be like in this au later.
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