#rip davesprite

[gigglingauspice]

Alright, ladies, gentlemen, and those free from the binary, my apologies for the wait, last night was quite stormy! We are down to our FINAL POLL..... Who will win?? where did all those seven hundred people voting for roxy yesterday come from??? Okay so. That happened again, which makes little to no sense, and i suspect tampering. We're doing this again, limited to one response per person.

Closed!

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[conceptofjoy]

[weirdmageddon]

fuck it i did it myself

[r0semultiverse]

Rose & Kanaya as Castiel & Dean Winchester from Supernatural sprites

rosemary but it's destiel

Feel free to use these for whatever you want or for edits, just credit me for these outfit designs &/or sprites! It took a lot of hours to come up with these! 💜

[castorlines]

omg!!!! davesprite!!!! haaaaaiiiiiii!!!!

click 4 better quality or something idk i dont go here often

[insufferablemod]

rlly wanted 2 try n do somethng 4 the ask blawg for 413 but school n health r kicking my ass

[colastuckersrips]

[mspaintripventure]

do u have any davesprites ... 🐢

Yes I do anon! Here you go.

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

So uhmm funny question

what if bec noir made a tumblr account?

TG: ...

TG: jesus christ

TG: thats genuinely the most horrifying ask ive gotten on this goddamn site

TG: he better fucking not

[nintendont2502]

the only thing coming between me and true davesprite posting is me not being able to figure out the html to change the font to courier bold and honestly? literal transphobia

[homestuck--edits]

this panel uhhh

karkat as sollux (normal outfit, smiling)

dave as tavros (normal outfit, smiling)

john as eridan (normal outfit, smiling)

jade as feferi (normal outfit, smiling)

i want my serotonin. /hj

They are talking about minecraft btw

-mod Nannaquin

[jadeneppy]

DAVEJADE SAVE ME DAVEJADE SAVE ME DAVEJADE SAVE ME

[calware]

Ok but that FMA post has got me thinking about how actually fucked up the concept of jadesprite is. Like why do we only ever see Davesprite angst, Jadesprite’s situation is equally if not more distressing. Dream selves share memories and consciousness with waking selves so from Jadesprite’s perspective she had been living her whole life, doing everything right, waiting to meet all of the friends she made over the years, and then out of nowhere and for no reason except that jade thought it’d be funny basically she is suddenly a sprite. And she just has to live like that. Dream Jade was not dead and then suddenly alive, and that’s why she got upset, jade’s one consciousness just had an extra corpse hanging around and then the sprite suddenly had to handle being an offshoot. Id be fucking pissed too, I’d flip out too. Imagine living your whole life to be a player for this game and meet your friends, you did it everything you needed to do, and then you suddenly are a sprite. You are basically no longer a person and have to just accept your life as a game construct. I think the reaction she had was incredibly appropriate. Im realizing now that the reason why we have more davesprite angst probably is that her situation was temporary cause she merged back in collide but Davesprite stayed but I still think it is not thought about enough.

plus she had started a new "life" in the dreambubbles for who knows how long before it was suddenly ripped away from her

and on top of that, she's dealing with what (i'm assuming) is similar to sensory overload after suddenly becoming a first guardian

and then once she fuses with jade it's never really mentioned again :|

[weirdmageddon]

some thoughts on dave lalonde

so note this isn’t a kidswap au, just a strilonde guardian swap au; a plausible au wherein dave’s meteor(s) are set to land in upstate new york and rose’s in houston tx where they are discovered by mom lalonde and bro strider respectively. so it’s not even really an “alternative universe” so much as “alternative circumstance” because that’s literally all that changes

their interests aren’t swapped; their interests are a natural result of a mix of what they were always predisposed towards (we can look at their post-scratch versions for constants) combined with their living environment. rose strider is still gothy and writes, knits, and has an interest in the zoologically dubious. perhaps rose might handcraft some delirious puppets for her brother-slash-ectofather’s enterprise as a “gift” in one-upmanship. probably has good rapport with the crows that fly into her ironic knockoff disney-princess themed bedroom (see the post i linked above) and get them to fuck with bro passively in exchange for peanuts. she also keeps all the things the crows gift her, pickpocketed shiny things and whatnot

dave lalonde is still the knight of time, still makes sbahj, likes photography, still loves cooking up unbelievably ill jams, still into post-ironic expression, however he’s not irony-poisoned by bro so he’s more comfortable being genuine. his interest in dead things and paleontology comes more to a forefront because of mom’s predilection towards science and genuine encouragement from her. after all she’s made many a mutant kitten herself

i feel like since dave fell to earth with maplehoof, crushing the pony instantly on impact, instead of using its hide to make a bib like a fucking weirdo, mom would paradox clone maplehoof. so dave has a pet pony with a ribbon and little pink heart on it. a knight needs a loyal steed. and hes been attached to maplehoof since his literal first few minutes of existing. so maplehoof wouldnt be bought anywhere, it would originate from itself

i mean he’s seen with the pony at his side in the post-scratch universe so…..

would make sense if the pony mom gifted to rose in canon was more of an involved thing with dave in this circumstance

the only issue is maplehoof cant become his sprite, otherwise that would break the timeloop (they need to come unaltered to earth with dave on the meteor in the first place during the reckoning). also [S] Ride with dave and the scarf would absolutely be a thing at some point

i was thinking maybe instead of a crow, since they aren’t as “everywhere” in upstate new york as they are in that high rise in texas, dave has something more prehistoric put into a sprite. like a parave theropod. can you imagine parave davesprite. maybe an archaeopteryx or something

i guess mom would indulge in a living museum/zoo for “domesticated” ancient organisms all jurassic parked like a weird ongoing experiment but the ectobiology wouldnt be perfect especially because the dna wouldnt be able to be fully read from fossils and specimens. i feel like jurassic park should be dave lalonde’s sort of in-universe media reference the way con air was with john and putting the bunny back in the box. like his friends would just rip on him for living out jurassic park in an imperfect domestic way

and he accidentally kills it through some fetch modus shenanigans. dave still has the bladekind strife specibus but not because he does rooftop battles but because swords are unironically cool, and flings it out the window by accident and it strikes one of the parave theropods in the enclosed zoo below outside his window and dave feels kinda bad

when jade sees it as his server player shes like “oh nooooo :(“ and dave is like “oh god no dont put that in the seizure kernel while i take a piss in one of the many fancy bathrooms this household has”

[thewertsearch]

Becsprite!!!

We can talk about why the fuck he did this a little later. Right now, I'm just reeling from the realization that we're actually going to hear Bec speak.

Jade's trying to smash him like a piñata. I guess he sort of is a foodstuff, then, isn't he?

I guess physical contact is out. This is a nasty entry challenge.

That's a far cry from Nanna's dinky little laser. As you might expect, Bec is a supercharged Sprite - but he didn't need to be a sprite at all to stop this meteor. Curious.

That's a wrap for Earth, I think.

RIP, FedoraFreak. And everyone else, I guess.

I think we're due for two more wraps, too.

Well, Davesprite might be ok. Who knows how Kernelsprite mortality works?

This art style is great. I guess Jade has no choice but to take a potshot.

Thanks, Bec!

...why do I feel like that's the last time I'll ever say that?

Wings? Tentacles? Whiskers?

Obsolete.

You don't need knives when you have a nuke.

Alright, this is the most menacing shot I have ever seen.

We know what that shape means, and now I understand what AR felt when he saw it. Surrender and death are your only options.

You're looking at a god.

[insufferable-homestuck]

homestuck will give characters so much potential and then the absolute worst ending for them as people

nd im not talking about just putting them through shit and making them argue with their friends that's chill, im referring to the fact davesprites ultimate role was becoming.. davepeta? davepeta is cool obviously and can kick lord english in the nuts but davesprite could've been so much more if ya just let him

also ARquius sprite.. .. ....... . .. ......... ARquius.. . ....... ... . 'B| seriously? you're gonna look me dead in the eyes, introduce the concept that hal was gonna be made into a sprite by himself but dirk found it too dangerous. and then make him ARQUIUS SPRITE????????????..??.??. fucking UGH?? WHY?? GAUGH.. jesus.... I wanted to see what hal would've accomplished on his own with a body soo badd.. and you RIP MY HEART OUT AND EAT IT INFORNT OF MY CRYING MOTHER