#roxie andrews

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

cyrus and roxie stumbled

so pharaoh and catty could run laps around your faves

[basicallyjaywalker]

I meant to actually write something for valentine's day but. i just finished my work. so instead have some of the ideas I had that might become future one-shots

During a candy hot-take sesh, Kai confessed he likes strawberry cream chocolates the most. Hannah proceeded to try and find a box of only those, failed, and so bought the assortment boxes until she could fill only one with strawberry creams (she put the rest in a bag and offered them to people discreetly bc she knows Kai will not let her hear the end of it if he finds out. he knows anyways)

Jay and Nya tried to go on a date, but Jay's reservation at a restaurant fell through, it started raining, they got ambushed by alley robbers and had to fight them off, and then the bike broke down so they had to hoof it around tiown. Despite all of this, they found a really cute hole-in-the-wall restaurant and have a great time

Cole and Jonathan are the only two without Valentine's or Palentine's/Galentine's and so they stay in and play video games together. Jonathan isn't great at playing fair bc he normally just tries to find all the cheats and glitches, but Cole shows him the ropes (platonic besties)

roxie, jasmine, nataly, and kyle go to a club and party for palentine's

[thekaticorn]

Roxie Andrews in Let It Shine (2012)

[basicallyjaywalker]

Inhales.

Old woman with insane amounts of trauma takes on a half-snake girl whose dad tries to end the world at some point. When her dad tries to end the world the old woman goes to help save people and runs into a gifted kid who hasn't burned out yet and a mom friend who is pretending everything is fine. She takes them in too.

Meanwhile a magical orphan decides to run away from her entire town to sort out her trauma but she gets bonked on the head and a demon and the devil (not from the Bible but might as well) train her. When they try to take over the world the demon is cured of demon ing and she becomes his student for a bit but then the old woman steals her away with cookies.

Meanwhile meanwhile another orphan, a musical one this time, is being made into a sick weapon for a man with a snake cult. She has a boy who is the closest thing to family she's got taking care of her and one night they both get on a truck and run away. The old woman finds her specifically in a fight club and takes her in.

That's all of Twyla's students. Bonus round, the others!

A demon and a historians daughter got kidnapped out of her bed as a child and the historian didn't tell anyone (in her defense, grief) and she gets raised by a proto-cult dude until she runs away and works in a comic shop

The daughter of Ninjago Tumblrs Favorite Wet Cat gets adopted by Ninjago Tumblrs Favorite Morally Grey DILF and gets to have multiple crises when her dad rises from the grave to take over the world

The son of a tech genius is mostly there to make cool shit and will get to do cool shit later, probably

And finally, Willow, whose backstory I haven't fully figured out yet

Manic pixie dream girl lives in forest, is true neutral, and probably causes problems

EVERYONE QUICK describe your oc story in the worst way possible

[gloviiz]

Okay i will never remember to post things here.

[eyeonyou]

TEXTPOSTS - no theme! this is madness! mayhem! lawlessness!

[basicallyjaywalker]

I'm baking cookies and my brain is buzzing, it's blorbo obsession time >:) all names tagged

OC Ask Game

Thought I’d take a crack and make one you guys can reblog and enjoy and play amongst your mutuals.

does your oc have any motifs?

describe your character's voice. do they have a voice claim?

is your character an indoor or outdoor person?

what's your character's favorite recreational activity?

what was your character's dream job as a kid? is it different than what their career ended up being?

what is the thing your oc likes the least about themselves?

what is the thing your oc likes the most about themselves?

what book genre is their favorite?

what book genre is their least favorite?

what kind of music do they enjoy?

has your OC ever fallen in love and with whom?

how well does your OC do in school?

where would your OC like to go on a honeymoon?

An embarrassing secret about your OC?

who is your OC’s best friend?

how does your OC feel about their parents?

how does your OC feel about their siblings?

a memory that still makes your OC angry?

a memory that still makes your OC sad?

a nostalgic memory from your OC’s childhood?

hobbies your OC enjoys?

what is holding your OC back to achieve their goals?

what are your OC’s biggest flaws and biggest strengths?

how does your OC handle death of someone they know?

favorite food and color for your OC?

least favorite food and color?

your OC’s zodiac sign?

is your OC a dog or cat person?

when was their first kiss?

does your OC wish to be married someday?

[davekat-sucks]

homestuck 2 team: yeah john is a trans girl

Also homestuck 2 team: never puts june in the story and never mentions john being a trans girl at least once

At worst, some will try to say that talk between John and Roxy when John talk about his old home and living with Dad Egbert and then Roxy brings up about gender for some reason, will be their justification that this was meant to show June Egbert was hinted all along.

[basicallyjaywalker]

Good timezone everyone. Have an OC thought:

Roxie gives people craft supplies for their birthdays as a way to spread please have a relaxing hobby propaganda to her workaholic teammates

Hannah gets a needle felting kit

(which is where one takes wool roving and a needle and stabs the roving into a shape, to put it very simply)

And at first Hannah is like *yeah this was super sweet. I am not telling her I'll probably never use it*

But she tries it

Approximately two weeks later, someone walks in to ask Hannah something, only to find her hunched over and intently stabbing at a pile of golden yellow wool

Said person also nearly gets a needle thrown at them for coming in w/o knocking

Cue the coming months where people wake up with a cute felted medallion (with a shocking amount of detail) on the bedside tables

Hannah never admits it's her but they all know

Roxie quietly celebrates in the corner at another job well done

[moltengarnet]

Homestuck at Orlando MegaCon 3/16/2013

I was going through an old SD card and found these decade-old Homestuck cosplays from the 2013 Orlando MegaCon. Makes you wonder where these people are now, whether they still cosplay, and if they're even still into Homestuck or if its just a dark part of their pasts. Andrew Hussie was signing autographs at this particular MegaCon but I didn't see him personally.

[basicallyjaywalker]

Nataly: entertainer and/or archivist, as of DRS1 is a caretaker of young children

Roxie: fashion designer and seamstress, as of DR is also a caretaker of young children

Jasmine: biomedical engineer, worked as a robotics expert and engineer at Borg Industries and as of DRS1 works for Dr. LaRow

Jackie: historian/curator and teacher. As of DRS1 is technically a teacher

Hannah: local musician and songwriter. As of DRS1 is unemployed

Kyle: dancer. worked at Chen's as a waiter post-S4 (thank you Skylor) and as of DRS1 is unemployed

Luna: comic book artist and writer. Worked as a clerk at Doomsday Comix prior to S8 and as of DRS1 is unemployed

Ivy: be so rich she never has to work again. If she had to though? Maybe an artist. Worked as a thief with Ronin and as of DRS1... Can you count haunting places as a job?

Jonathan: Successful CEO of Borg Industries. Worked as a robotics expert and engineer there prior to Crystallized, worked temporarily with Dr. LaRow after the Merge, and as of DRS1 is. Bodyguard? he is guarding the underworld, basically. Human Cerberus

Willow: her only job has ever been trying to maintain the balance, until the Merge happened and now she's got a new gig with a less lively crowd

Twyla: archivist for the EMs. Currently works as a teacher and is kind of an archivist, taking down notes and keeping journals as best she can to maintain a record

Another ninjago oc question for my friends out there with ninjago ocs. Shoutout Ninjago oc makers. What is your ocs dream job, and what is the job they have now? If they aren’t the same.

Toni wants very bad to be a reporter. He’d kill to get paid doing what he already risks his life to do. But nobody will hire her. What Toni actually does is works at Chen’s noodles as a waiter. They’re not allowed in the kitchen (will set it on fire)

Charlie would have loved doing graphic design in another life. But she never got that chance. She doesn’t have a set job, she hops jobs any chance she gets, and stays until her employer is about to find out she lied about her name her address and everything about her identity.

Kit wanted so badly to be a biologist. Hence the biology degree. But they work at a plant nursery instead.

[antiling]

In today's ultimate chumhandle poll, we have the last cherub on this list, the little Lord Caliborn, versus the Radical Rogue Roxy! So welcome to the ultimate chumhandle poll, on which you vote for the best chumhandle in homestuck!

Part 10: Caliborn vs Roxy

[gloviiz]

Sketching.

[basicallyjaywalker]

Fuck yeah more questions

Nataly: snakes. She's biased.

Roxie: butterflies. They're so gorgeous and gentle

Jasmine: crows. They're smart and crafty

Jackie: rats. We're rats. We're the rats. Quick, smart, and misunderstood.

Hannah: koi fish. Could watch a pond of them for hours

Kyle: bees. Bzzzzz

Luna: cats! She used to feed the strays in the alley

Ivy: whales. She used to watch for them on the doc when they migrated, hoping they would pass by Stiix

Jonathan: ants. Hecking cool guys make cool structures

Willow: all of them, but has a soft spot for dragonflies

Master Twyla: horses. They're majestic

more oc questions!!

what's their favorite animal (fictional or real) ?

Lotus's is probably a snake

[homestuckconfession]

Been needing to get this off my chest for a while. Sorry for the wall of text.

Being a hater for any of the female hs characters is a huge red flag to me. You dont have to like EVERY female character, but being a HATER is very sus. i feel like there is not a single female character that is worse than the worst male character. There isnt even a single female character more ANNOYING than the most annoying male character (especially since most of the male characters are kinda insufferable tbh). Beta girls? So fun and cool. Beta troll girls? I can’t think of a single one i dont at least have begrudging respect for (fef is my least favorite but even she is still pretty cool conceptually imo). Roxy? Her interactions with Callie are so cute and she’s just such a fun character in general. She was the highlight of the alpha kids section for me. Jane? she’s on fef level for me. I appreciate her story even if I don’t really vibe with her. Dancestor girls? Not my favorite bunch of characters in general but i cant think of a single female character i dislike out of them apart from meenah or Aranea, but that’s probably because they had the most screen-time.

A lot of the male characters are either groomers (doc scratch), pedos/otherwise disgusting and annoying (Cronus), hussie (hussie) or just plain boring (most of the male dancestors). I’m not saying I dont like ANY of the male characters. John and Dave are probably my favorite characters in homestuck! I just feel like male characters are given SO MUCH more grace to be annoying and shitty and ANNOYING. Like goddamn. Not to yuck anyone’s yums but I’ll never understand any hate on any of the female characters when the amporas exist. I cant think of a single enjoyable trait or moment that eridan had and Cronus is fucking CRONUS ARE YOU KIDDING ME?????!? AND YET they both still have so many fans and I hardly see any posts tearing into them like people have torn into vriska or Jane like DID WE READ THE SAME COMIC?!?!

I’ve NEVER seen ANY male character get hated on as vehemently as ive seen female characters get hated on. If you are a hater of any of the female characters then i do not trust you.

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[eyeonyou]

Roxy: seize the mweas of production!

*mains **mwans