#jasmine julien

[basicallyjaywalker]

What kind of complicated feelings does Jasmine have with Nya and Jay?

And in what ways does she damage her relationships with Jay and Nya?

Excellent question! So

Jasmine, after befriending them post S4, ends up developing feelings for Nya. Like a hardcore crush. Unfortunately, Nya and Jay are in a relationship, so she basically represses the shit out of it

Jasmine is an expert at repression, it's how she deals with all emotional problems! Unfortunately, she also has a habit of, while repressing, projecting those negative emotions onto other people. So she projects the resentment that she feels and being unable to express her affection for Nya onto Jay.

This sucks. Because post S6 she starts crushing on him too. Whoops! Bisexuals lose!!

So now she's repressing TWO crushes and growing to resent both her affection for them while also resenting THEM

The best solution (and one reserved for AUs) is that they all have two hands. But that requires actually fucking talking. So instead

She forces herself to distance more from each of them and the friendships just fizzle out because she keeps dodging them trying to talk to her. They both pick up on her being weird. And eventually their friendships just kinda implode between S10 and S11 when Nya confronts her at the finale of a fanseason I have planned, and she keeps deflecting. They keep their distance from each other after that, which is made easier by the fact that Jasmine starts drawing away from the Ninja and her own team as a whole, but that's a story for another time!

So yeah. This is also a pattern for Jasmine (she was in a romantic relationship with Roxie prior to them becoming Twyla's students which fell apart for similar reasons. The main reason she and Roxie are still close is because Roxie is super reluctant to cut anyone off and she also doesn't realize that Jasmine is still kind of in love with her too. Plus their breakup was less explosive and more Roxie drawing a line and saying she can't be with Jasmine if she won't talk about her feelings. Shoutout a queen who can put up at least one boundary)

tl;dr communicate your feelings/learn to process them healthily. don't project that shit onto people you love and care about or else you might lose two good friends, which is what Jasmine learned the hard way

[robodove]

IDC how cringe fankids are IM FREE.

Zane and Cole's daughter out on a mission with Kai's son!

They have... different relationships with their parents... Though to be fair one of them was born and raised into it while the other just found out he was the son of the red ninja.

(Jazz, short for Jazmine, is the second child of the three kids the glacier pair decided to have! She was born via surrogate mother and is bio related to Cole! Because of this everyone assumed she'd be the next master of earth which culminated in an accident where she lost her arm... because.. she wasn't.)

(Hero, I can't decide on a name for him ever, is Kai's only kid. His mother was a big fan of Kai and after a date turned into.. y'know. He was born! He's with Kai while his mother does uhhmmm. Something. It's fairly awkward, but hey! They're adjusting n warming up! He's gotten in with the wrong crowds a few times and still has to bond a lot with Kai.)

[sendme-2hell]

At this point I think Lucy may just be making music videos to make out with her friends

[parfumery-wiki]

Amber Aquilaria (extrait de parfum) Emperor Electimuss Nose: Julien Rasquinet

Woody amber

The best Agarwood resin, as cited throughout ancient religious scriptures, is extracted from the Aquilaria tree. Its rich cognac notes form the base of this exquisite fragrance.

Amber Aquilaria opens with a bright, sparking bergamot that melts into a heart of roses – rich, velvet petals that mesmerise before falling into an opulent pillow of warm amber, sandalwood, Bourbon, vanilla and Aquilaria Oud.

Passion for perfume was woven into the tapestry of everyday life for the Romans. Their fountains were scented rose water and perfume was part of cleansing rituals, celebration, feasts, seduction and worship. The Romans collected the finest and rarest oils from across the Empire, from West to East and that obsession, creativity and quest for the finest is at the heart of Amber Aquilaria

Electimuss means “to choose the best” in Latin and that ethos is the essence of Amber Aquilaria. The finest oils and resins in this fragrance are rare and precious and have been blended with meticulous attention paid to every note and detail.

This fragrance that exudes luxury and elegance and is connoisseur crowd pleaser.

Top notes: Bergamot, Mandarin, Peach, Cinnamon Heart notes: Rose, Cognac, Jasmine, Neroli, Geranium Base notes: Ambergris, Sandalwood, Bourbon vanilla, Oud

[guycourtheoux]

Le Tigre Bleu de l'Euphrate à La Colline

Alexandre le Grand est un personnage historique et mythique, le texte poétique de Laurent Gaudé nous permet d’applaudir un comédien exceptionnel : Emmanuel Schwartz La chambre est blanche. Du sol au plafond, tout est Blanc. Le lit qui est au centre de cette pièce, est recouvert de draps immaculés et froissés. Un homme nous parle d’une voix caverneuse. Il est emmailloté dans un drap, ou est-ce un…

[cottagecorerules]

hi! I'm Violet, I came from twitter (@cottagecoreR0le) looking for boygenius, yellowjackets, taylor swift, etc oomfs!

[atvrvxia]

the test muses tag dump !!

[isabelleffe]

List of Pro-Palestinian Celebrities That I Have Been Working On

pro🍉 (❌ = problematic for unrelated reason, 🕊️= passed away)

reneé rapp

pedro pascal

bella ramsey

bella hadid

gigi hadid

dua lipa

melanie martinez❌(sa - “she didn’t say no” was response)

the weekend❌(misogyny - lesbian fetish)

towa bird

phoebe bridgers

lucy dacus

julien baker

beabadoobee

kehlani

hozier

melissa barreram

macklemore

cate blanchett

hari nef

julia fox❌(connections with kanye and drake)

mitski

SZA

nina lu

zendaya

victoria monét

rachel zegler

jenna ortega

clairo

chloe forero

miss rachel (toddler learning)

ariana grande❌(said her dream dinner date is jeffery dahmer)

ricky montgomery

angelina jolie

maisie peters

chani nicholas

nemahsis

chappell roan

frank ocean

ramy youssef

cardi b

halsey

eddy mack

saul williams

arooj aftab

michelle wolf

carice van houten

matt mcgorry

michael stipe

Jasmin Savoy Brown

Dame Vivienne Westwood

Neemz

amira jazeera

MUNA

Hedy Epstein

Hunter Schafer

Chance the Rapper

ishowspeed ❌ (treated his ex-girlfriend terribly)

Noname (rapper, poet, and producer)

shannon berry

nicola coughlan

bambie thug

zara larsson

AURORA

jonathan glazer

joaquin phoenix❌

lizzy mcalpine

coldplay (will champion, phil harvey, guy berryman, chris martin)

tyler the creator

björk

pink floyd (at least roger waters)

lauryn hill

chuck d

david bowie (loving the alien)🕊️

Malcom X🕊️

the strokes (Julian Casablancas, Albert Hammond Jr., Fabrizio Moretti, Nick Valensi, and Nikolai Fraiture)

earl sweatshirt

michael jackson (palestine, don't cry)🕊️

kid cudi

rage against the machine (zack de la rocha, tom morello, tim commerford, brad wilk)

lorde

FKA twigs

joji

ethel cain

Michael Jordan Bonema

lil peep🕊️

sean beam

liam cunningham

dianne guerrero

sean bean

tobias menzies

charles dance

carice van houten

emma d’arcy

madison pettis

lena heady

mxmtoon

joe alwyn

momona tamada

patrick spicer

mark ruffalo

halle bailey

chloe bailey

nicola coughlan

tom welling

kristen kreuk

rob delaney

kali uchis

louise xin (fashion designer)

isabela merced

joseph quinn

grace van dien

helana christensen

josh hutcherson

charli xcx

megan thee stallion (called for ceasefire at her concert 8/1/24, not sure if she talked about it before that because i only went to one concert)

hozier

not pro🍉 (“neutrality” = not pro 🍉, red text = signed letter for "israel")

taylor swift (no statement)

kanye west

oprah

dwayne johnson

lana del rey

selena gomez

rihanna (no statement)

adam sandler

lady gaga (performed in "israel")

beyoncé (no statement)

justin timberlake (performed in "israel")

noah schnapp

bon jovi (performed in "israel")

robbie williams (performed in "israel")

Brett Gelman

entirety of paramore (no statement)

chris pratt

justin bieber

hailey bieber

haley baylee (no statement)

natalie portman

madonna (performed in "israel")

kardashian family

Jenner family

jennifer lawrence

amy schumer

neil druckmann (admitted to "The Last of Us Part 2" being based on Israel's genocide against Gaza, except from a zionist's point of view)

bruno mars (performed in isnotreal)

mayim bialik

gal gadot

Jerry Seinfeld

Debra Messing

Bryan Lourd

Richard Lovett

Ryan Murphy

Zachery Levi

Sharon Osbourne

Tracey-Ann Oberman

George Lopez

Phil Rosenthal

Mekhi Phifer

Diane Warren

Haim Saban

Irving Azoff

Ynon Kreiz

Jody Gerson

Mark Hamill

Rick Yorn

Howie Mandel

Sherry Lansing

Rick Yorn

Tom Rothman

Julian Edelman

Antoine Fuqua

Jack Black

Aubrey Plaza

Tahj Mowry

Josh Peck

Ziggy Marley

Howie Mandel

Chris Pine

Billy Porter

Ben Savage

Jeremy Seinfeld

Bella Thorne

uncertain

billie eilish (wore ceasefire pin but doesn’t boycott - made videos for mtv israel)

laufey (connections to mitski- no statement)

hank green (historically hasn’t been pro🍉 but has donated recently)

olivia rodrigo (connections to Chappell roan - no statement)

dylan mulvaney (posted in support of palestine but has a few pro-israel friends & has partnered with pro-israel brands)

If you spot any typos, mistakes regarding celebrities listed, or have information about celebrities not listed, please either DM me or leave a comment on this post!!

As always, this blog stands with Palestine, Congo, and Sudan. PLEASE make sure to email your state representatives (if you live in the United States). If you do not know your representative (or how to contact them), you can use this website (which is the official U.S. House of Representatives website). My reposts on Tumblr are all about Isnotreal's genocide on Palestine (at least as of 6/16/2024). Make sure to amplify Palestinian voices and journalists as well (a list will be included below of some Palestinian journalists and groups/people supporting Palestine on Instagram).

@/wizard_bisan1

@/hindkhoudary

@/m.z.gaza

@/anat.international

@/palestine.academy

@/eye.on.palestine

@/ampalestine

@/byplestia

@/wael_eldahdouh

@/jenan.matari

@/thepcrt

@/blackforpalestine

@/jewishvoiceforpeace

@/palestinianyouthmovement

@/eid_yara

[pupsmailbox]

ROYALTY︰FANCY ID PACK

NAMES ⌇　adalinda.　adam.　adela.　adelaide.　adelio.　adrienne.　agnes.　aladdin.　alaric.　albert.　alexander.　alexandra.　alice.　alyssa.　amadeo.　amelia.　anastasia.　andrew.　anita.　anne.　anneliese.　ara.　archie.　aricia.　ariel.　armel.　astrid.　athena.　aurora.　aymeric.　balder.　baldr.　baldur.　bano.　basil.　beatrice.　belle.　blanche.　blanchesse.　blanchette.　bonnette.　bonnie.　bowesse.　bowette.　brendan.　briar.　brioc.　camilla.　carl.　caroline.　caspian.　catharina.　catherine.　cecilia.　chainesse.　chainette.　chainne.　charles.　charlotte.　chelidonis.　christian.　claude.　cleopatra.　corsette.　crosse.　crossette.　crownesse.　crownette.　cynfael.　damita.　damyanti.　darius.　delphine.　deoch.　diana.　duke.　duncan.　eadlin.　edward.　eleanor.　eleanora.　eleanore.　elisabeth.　eliza.　elizabeth.　elsa.　emmanuel.　erendira.　eric.　esperanza.　estelle.　eugene.　eugenie.　evelyn.　fang.　fangesse.　fangette.　farsiris.　felix.　frederick.　frederik.　frille.　frillesse.　frillette.　gabriel.　gearesse.　gearette.　george.　gladys.　gormlaith.　grace.　griffith.　haakon.　harry.　hector.　henrik.　henry.　ingrid.　isabella.　isadora.　izella.　james.　jasmine.　joachim.　josephine.　julia.　julien.　kiana.　kingsley.　lacesse.　lacette.　lacey.　laurent.　leonore.　lilibet.　louis.　louise.　lucas.　lucienne.　mabel.　madeleine.　mael.　maelie.　maelle.　maelys.　magnus.　mailys.　margaret.　maria.　marie.　marina.　martha.　michael.　nicolas.　nikolai.　nina.　noire.　noiresse.　noirette.　orla.　oscar.　palesse.　palette.　pari.　paris.　pearlesse.　pearlette.　philip.　primrose.　prince.　princer.　princessa.　princesse.　princette.　princey.　princie.　prinze.　prinzess.　prinzessa.　prynce.　pryncess.　quille.　reagan.　regina.　regulus.　ribbonesse.　ribbonette.　ribbonne.　richard.　robin.　rognvaldr.　rosalina.　rose.　rosette.　rufflesse.　rufflette.　sabrina.　sadie.　saina.　sara.　sarah.　sarai.　sebastian.　sharai.　sofia.　sophie.　soraya.　steven.　sverre.　tzeitel.　vampesse.　vampette.　vampie.　victoria.　victorianne.　vincent.　watchesse.　watchette.　william.　yseult.　zadie.

PRONOUNS ⌇　apple/apple.　blu/blush.　bonnet/bonnet.　bow/bow.　chain/chain.　che/cher.　corset/corset.　count/count.　cro/crown.　cro/own.　cross/crosses.　crown/crown.　crown/crowned.　crowned/prince.　crowned/princess.　dear/dear.　dress/dress.　dress/dresse.　elegant/elegant.　eth/ethel.　fluff/fluff.　frill/frill.　frill/frilly,　frill/frilly.　frilly/frilly.　gear/gear.　grace/grace.　he/heir.　he/heiress.　he/hir.　he/ir.　heart/heart.　heir/ess.　heir/heir.　heir/heiress.　heiress/heiress.　king/king.　lace/lace.　lo/love.　lord/lord.　lord/lordship.　love/love.　luv/luv.　melody/melodie.　mirror/mirror.　mon/arch.　night/night.　no/nobili.　no/noble.　pale/pale.　pearl/pearl.　pillow/pillow.　pink/pink.　pretty/pretty.　pri/ince.　pri/prince.　pri/princess.　prin/cess.　prince/prince.　princess/princess.　princess/princesse.　princess/princesses.　queen/queen.　ribbon/ribbon.　ro/rose.　ro/royal.　robe/robe.　rose/rose.　royal/royal.　royal/royalty,　royal/royalty.　royalty/royaltie.　royalty/royalty,　royalty/royalty.　ruffle/ruffle.　shy/hyr.　sleep/sleep.　snore/snore.　suit/suit.　tea/tea.　throne/throne.　ti/ara.　ti/tiara.　tiara/tiara.　victorian/victorian.　watch/watche.　yawn/yawn.　zzz/zzz.　⚔/⚔.　⚜/⚜.　🏰/🏰.　👑/👑.　💎/💎.

[c-rose2081]

Descendants AK Parents

Just a visual list of the AK parents that we never see (at least not yet lol). For funzies. I know we *technically* see some of the parents at the coronation in D1 but that didn’t actually happen. It was an illusion.

Aurora & Phillip - Gugu Mabatha-Raw & Julien Morris

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Mulan & Shang — Claudia Kim & Takayuki Suzuki

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Snow White & Ferdinand — Rosa Salazar & Ansel Elgort

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Jasmine & Aladdin — Yasmine Aker & Ramy Youssef

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Ella & Christopher — Brandy & Paolo Montalban

[iangarrickmason]

Jasmine Julien, Sutherland Models.

Jasmine on IG: https://www.instagram.com/jasminejulien_/

(Photo: Ian Garrick Mason, iangarrickmason.com, IG iangarrickmason)

[basicallyjaywalker]

In those au's where Jasmine and Jay and Nya do talk about their feelings.

What would their relationship be like?

How would Jasmine act with them when dating Nya and Jay?

Sorry for all these questions I am just in a mood where I wanna read some posts on others oc x canon and I wanna see what their relationships with them would be and how they would act with them

Please don't apologize!! I love answering questions about my OCs

A polyamorous relationship with Nya, Jay, and Jasmine would be... dramatic to say the least. Jaya by themselves are already pretty dramatic, I think. Match each others freak etc etc etc, and I hc similar things for Jasmine in monogamous relationships with either (there's an old post floating around my blog where I say I think Jasmine and Nya would show affection by arguing what random part is better to use for a project they're working on). At the same time, they're all kinda ride or die for each other. If one is in trouble the other two are raising hell and highwater (the last one literally, in Nya's case) to save them, meanwhile that person is causing trouble for whatever poor, dumb villain or grunt is about to get their ass kicked

Jasmine I think would definitely be louder with them than she normally is. Jay and Nya are both LOUD people. They would end up in the TV room of the Monastery having a debate over some TV show that none of them are actually that invested in, they just like to bicker. It's like enrichment in their enclosure. Honestly, they'd help her open up more (considering the three of them getting into a relationship in the first place would necessitate Jasmine having to communicate in some way her feelings to them and have a conversation about it) and I think be really good for her and also the worst influences ever. She's gonna become so insufferable /aff

[robodove]

ough I couldn't help myself. Here's all three of my little glacier kid guys!! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING, I KNOW.

(super old and blurry picture of Iva with Cole and Zane)

ive posted Jasmine before but never her siblings!!

Iva is actually Karlof's biological daughter but was adopted by the two of them after some shenanigans. She takes more of a samurai x role! Albeit not a samurai.. maybe like a warrior?

[Karlof didn't want to be a father and had only learned of her after her birth (I think I wrote that her mother just didn't want her??). Anyways after encountering the ninja, he brings up not being sure what to do.! He's absolutely miserable like this!! And he can't send her someplace like an orphanage because she's the child of an elemental master! Cole agrees to try and find a place for her.. but along the way winds up adopting her with Zane]

CJ is just a silly guy... he's a lot more cautious than most of the others (apart from one) and is often the one to point out "do we WANT to do this? Is this a good idea?"

anyways here's the other goobers, idk if I wanna keep Marina and Cliff around since I'm not a huge jaya fan. I like them! I just am not sure about them...

Axel is the kid of Skylor and Pixal!!

Hero, as u can see, has a bit of an updated design that I'm not sure of

[I ALSO. HAVE A FRIEDCHICKEN KID BUT HE'S MORESO A JOKE]

[povofjustme]

A New Start - Obie Bergman imagine {OC} GGReboot

Title: A new start

Pairing: Obie Bergman x Black Reader

Author's Note: I don’t know where this is going but hope you like. I didn’t read this through because I wanted to post it

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Full Name: Charlotte Jean

Nickname: CJ, Char, Jeans, Lotts

Birthday: August 23, 2005 - 17

Born: New York

Occupation(s): Student, Dancer, Model, Actor

Residence: Upper East Side

Instagram: @CharlotteJeans (300k follower)

*Relationships*

Family: Nicolas Jean (father) Jasmine Jean (mother) Frances Jean (Twin Brother)

Romance: Obie Bergman (boyfriend)

Friends: Max Wolfe (best friend) Audrey Hope, Aki Menzie, Luna La, Zoya Lott

Enemies: Julien Calloway (frenemy)

——————————————————————————————This story is about Charlotte

- Charlotte grow up as a dancer

- Her mom and dad wanted there kids to grow up being big

- So when they kids both could walk and talk they got them right in

- Char learned a lot to the point where her name was big in the dancing world. To ballroom, ballet, contemporary, hip hop, tap to jazz and ice skating when she had time

- And there for her twin brother, music and sports

- When she was ten years old, her family had moved to france

- 7 years later, they moved back to NY, but there family had a big name to live up too

- But at the same time, she kept herself to who she truly was. She was a loving person who will buy anyone before her own.

- Since then, she loves to give back to people and animals. Will go out to the protest and talk to the people

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- Moving back to new york after the summer of her sophomore year. She met up with her old time best friend ‘Max Wolfes’

- The Wolves and The Jeans were very close friends

- Godien Wolfes is the twins' godfather, so Max and The Twin grow up together. The trio

- So when the twin came back to the upper east side, they knew who to go to.

- The first day there, all eyes on them, but CJ went straight to the table up first to call out Max’s name.

- He saw he and gave her a big hug

“Hey I want you to meet my beautiful things here Charlotte, Charlotte Jeans and Frances Jeans”

“It CJ, call me CJ”

Introducing them to the group, and one person couldn't keep - their eyes off of her.

“And this is Obie”

- Then the bell was ringing and max took you in his hands to take

- Later on, the group knew a lot about CJ, but it was more of Fracces things

- They were all on the stares when Monet asked her

“Hey CJ, when going out tonight for a little get together, we knew Frances in. How about you?”

“Sorry guys, but am volunteering and the NYC animal shelter tonight-”

“Wait tonight at 8” Obie asked

“Yes, actionaly” CJ said laughing it off

“Am was actually looking at that the other night, maybe we could go together?”

“Sure why not”

- That night, they got to know each other very well, Yes Obie that she was just like any other new york girl but he was liking her for then he thought

- After that night of feeding food to the animals and cleaning them and more, they became closer

- Obie would do anything to hang out with her

- They sometimes walked to school together and have study “Date”

- At school they would eat together and just become friends

- He would even show up at Max house when he knew she was going to be over there

- Frances help him out as will

- After a long study “date”, Obie asked her on a real date

- They would go out to more events which catch the media's attentions in a good way and bad

- CJ posted pictures of them and events (with obie permission) her fans thought it was cute but Julies and GG fans didn't like it so much

- They were cute couple

- Obie met CJ parents and loved him

- CJ met Obie mom, She said she loves her already

- They would go to big events together

- Obie would take her to different places in NY

- CJ would give him dance lesson and when it came to any of her dance competitions, he would be there sitting next her family with a handful of flowers

- Sometimes they would have study dates at each others house but Obie likes it better over her because it feels more like home

- They did everything together, and it made them seem like they were in love

- Since she was around Obie more, she was around Aki and Audrey and Max more. Frances would be around alot, made the self a little group

- Around new york, Obie invited you and your brother to the Quaint weekend house

- The whole weekend, Obie and CJ shared the same room

- When the twins walked in, everyone was just getting there

- It was a fun and relaxing

- Everyone got along and had fun, Frances was flirting with Luna and Obie had you mostly to himself

- Julien felt some way but wanted him to be happy. But not with you

- CJ helped around the house, had the grow make cookies and spend time together, Obie was falling more and more in love

- And on new year, they were each other new year kiss

- After that, everyone loved them. Obie was happy

- GG would post things on IG

*It pictures of CJ and Obie*

Well Well Well, It looks like there's a new couple in town. @Charlotte Jeans and @Obie Bregaens have been hitting off pretty well. Them out on the town helping others and dogs. Let's see where this goes. Charlotte or should I say CJ is the new girl and all around famous dancers with big money to her money. Lets see if Obie will love Julien or CJ? Tell me who you're rooting for?

#Team Julien s or #Team CJ

- CJ didn't really care but it seem to get to Julies head

- Julien was upset that Obie was getting over her and with CJ now

- So she did what she did best, try to break you down

- Julien, Monet ended up finding something and sent it to GG to hurt CJ

- Found out the CJ and Frances are adopted twins

- When GG posted it, It really didn't hurt the twins. Just hated it now that people knew their business more then the should

- Julien didn't like how CJ reacted so she wanted to hurt her more

- But what the found out was not about CJ, but about her twin

- Frances was a Drug addict

- Once GG posted it, know saw the twins for over 3 to 4 weeks

- CJ and Frances were close, not like Grace closes but they were best friends

- Once France was ready to come back to school, So was CJ.

- And CJ had a bad feeling about the group, had a feeling that someone was out for her

“On look who made it back” Monets

“What is that supposed to mean” CJ questioned

“CJ, it meant nothing, after all we just wanted to-” Julien couldn't even finish it all when they all got a ding on there phone

- It was post from GG about all the people who sent thing to GG

- The first things CJ saw was a sent in dm from Julien and Monet about CJ and Her twin

“You sent this about my brother?”

“I- I-”

“What the fuck is wrong with you!” At this point everyone was looking at everyone in the group.

- Know one CJ this mad before. She was always the loving and smiling person

“You sent that in for what? First the adopted and then my brother's addictions. You have to be out of your fucking mind. You have no respect for know but yourself, and it shows”

- Julien couldn't say anything

“This is about Obie” Max spock up

“About a fucking boy, Really!” Getting in Julien face

“ You are a disgusting fucking person”

- CJ walked away pushing the crowd away, Frances, Max, Aki, Audrey and Obie right behind her

Part 2?

[najia-cooks]

[ID: A bowl full of fried rice, peas, carrots, and seared chicken. End ID.]

Chinese 'chicken' fried rice / 鸡肉炒饭

Soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, white pepper, and kala namak produce a rich, savory, umami base for whatever vegetables you have on hand in this vegan version of a classic fried rice recipe. I give instructions for adding marinated 'chicken' and/or 'egg', but this recipe is just as delicious when made only with carrots and peas.

Mush often comes of attempting to make fried rice from rice that's been cooked according to package directions; crowded pans or unevenly heated woks also lead to underwhelming results. This recipe specifies the perfect ratio of rice to water by weight (though volumetric measurements are also provided), and gives a few tips for producing even, separated, well-fried rice grains.

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Serves 8.

INGREDIENTS:

For the chicken (optional):

250-300g unbreaded vegan chicken substitute (I used Gardein)

2 tbsp Chinese-style light soy sauce

1 Tbsp Shaoxing wine (or substitute dry sherry or mirin, or a "mirin-style condiment" for a version with less alcohol)

1 tsp cornstarch

Crack of black pepper

For the dish:

285g (1 1/2 cup) long-grain white rice

95g (1/2 cup) jasmine rice

About 608g (2 1/2 cups) water

2 carrots, diced

3 scallions, sliced

1/2 cup peas

3 shallots, diced

1-inch chunk ginger (10g), crushed and chopped

6 cloves garlic, julienned

1/4 cup Chinese-style light soy sauce

1 tbsp toasted sesame oil

1 Tbsp vegetarian oyster sauce (optional)

1 tsp kala namak (black salt; for an eggy taste, if you're not using a scrambled egg substitute)

Several Tbsp refined peanut oil or untoasted sesame oil

2 tsp white peppercorns, toasted and ground

1/2 Tbsp MSG (optional)

10 fl. oz (300 mL) vegan scrambled egg substitute (optional)

About 4 cups of leftover rice may be substituted for the dry rice in this recipe. You can also make this recipe with frozen mixed vegetables or any other vegetables you happen to have on hand (sliced celery, napa cabbage ripped into bite-sized pieces, etc.). Mixing long-grain white and jasmine rice yields a mixture with the firm, separated texture of white and the nutty aroma of jasmine rice; but 380g of long-grain white rice or of jasmine rice may be used instead of a blend of both.

Refined peanut oil (which has a higher smoke point than unrefined) and untoasted sesame oil are standard in Chinese cooking; they have high smoke points, which is a must in oils that will be used at high heats, and impart a pleasant nutty flavor to the final dish.

Chinese-style soy sauce (likely to be sold as "light" or "thin" soy sauce in the US) is distinct from Japanese-style soy sauce (such as Kikkoman's); it uses wheat flour only to aid in fermentation, while Japanese soy sauces owe more of their flavor to toasted wheat. Pearl River Bridge, Amoy, Lee Kum Kee, and Koon Chun's "light" versions are examples of Chinese-style soy sauces--but note that all-purpose soy sauces produced by these brands for export may be Japanese-style.

INSTRUCTIONS:

For the chicken:

1. Mix all marinade ingredients (soy sauce, wine, cornstarch, and black pepper) in a large mixing bowl. Add thawed chicken and stir to coat. Cover and refrigerate while you prep the vegetables.

For the rice:

1. Measure out rice into a large bowl. Rinse it 3-4 times in cool water until the water runs mostly clear to remove excess starch: you can do this by transferring the rice to a mesh strainer that fits closely inside a mixing bowl; filling the bowl with water and lowering the strainer into it, agitating the rice to release excess starch; then lifting the strainer and changing the water.

I always rinse my rice when making rice not intended to be sticky; you may be able to get away with skipping this step, though, if you buy your rice in plastic bags (not permeable cloth ones) and are careful not to add too much water.

2. Add rice and water to a large pot (remove 1 Tbsp from the water measurement per cup of rice if you rinsed it, to account for the water still clinging to the recipe; for this recipe, you'll need 2 1/4 cup + 2 Tbsp).

I recommend using a kitchen scale, if you have one; it enables you to be more precise with the rice to water ratio. Tare out your bowl; weigh your rice (380g total), then rinse it; return it to the bowl (without re-taring) and add water until you reach a total weight of 988g (1.6 times as much water as rice by weight). This automatically and exactly accounts for the amount of water clinging to the rinsed rice.

3. Heat the rice on high until the water begins to boil; reduce the heat to low (or whatever is required to maintain a low simmer), cover the pot, and cook the rice for 15 minutes.

4. Remove the rice from heat without lifting the lid and allow to steam for another 5 minutes.

5. Fluff the rice with a fork or wooden spoon. Spread it out in a single layer on one or two baking trays and leave them uncovered until they cool to room temperature, to allow rice to let off excess steam.

6. For best results, cover and refrigerate the rice for a few hours, or overnight.

For the dish:

1. If you're using a wok on a Western stove, heat it on medium for 10-15 minutes while you prepare your vegetables to encourage even heating (Western stoves are not usually capable of quickly bringing woks to the temperatures best for making fried rice; if the bottom is much hotter than the sides, your rice may not fry well). Otherwise, use a large skillet.

2. Prepare your vegetables. This dish comes together quickly once cooking begins, so it's a good idea to have all your prep work done first.

3. Mix soy sauce, toasted sesame oil, oyster sauce, and kala namak in a small bowl.

4. Add peanut or untoasted sesame oil and raise heat to high. Once wisps of smoke appear, add chicken (leave any extra marinade in the bowl) and sear on both sides. Remove chicken from pan and scramble egg mixture by pouring it into the pan and immediately beginning to stir it, scraping the bottom of the pan occasionally, until firm. Set aside.

5. Add another Tbsp oil to pan and allow to heat. Add as much rice as will just about fit in a single layer (you may need to do this in a few batches) and fry for about five minutes, stirring often, until fragrant and a shade darker. Add more oil and allow it to heat up in between batches of rice.

Having patience during this step (neither crowding the pan nor under-frying the rice) is essential to the flavor and texture of the final dish!

6. Remove rice from pan. Add shallots, ginger, and garlic and cook for about 30 seconds until fragrant.

7. Add rice, chicken, and egg back into pan. Add vegetables and soy sauce mixture and continue to fry until the sauce has thickened and coated the rice, about five minutes.

8. Add white pepper, MSG, and scallions and mix to combine.

Serve hot. Leftovers will keep in the fridge for several days and may be re-fried or microwaved.

[iamrootusr]

1 cup Jasmine Rice (measured by your rice cooker cup).

30oz Chicken/Beef/Broth flavor of your choice

1Tbsp Shaoxing Wine

1tsp Sesame Oil

1tsp Hon Dashi

Julienned Ginger to taste

A few drops of fish sauce

Dried Scallops

Pork Floss (this is dried pork)

Shove it all in the rice cooker, and use the congee button.

Tasty, easy, and delicious.

…ngl I’ve been eating it over and over again for a few days now because it’s savory without being insanely salty. It’s also great when sick because it’s easy to eat. Not sure how to adapt it for the stove. I just altered an existing recipe that was in the Zojirushi user manual for my model of rice cooker.