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[basicallyjaywalker]

Apparently people do not know what moral OCD actually is. It's not "man, the things that are going on in the world are kinda fucked up and I feel bad for being complicit! Must be a mental illness!"

It's "oh shit I need to read this text over 36 times to make sure I didn't accidentally type out a slur" and "what if this funny cat meme has transphobic origins and I'm going to get cancelled for posting it" and "I have to wash my hands for exactly 5 minutes or else there will be another genocide"

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it must feel good as fuck to throw yourself into a ravine with /keepinventory on

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

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want to be clear that if i ever talk about a headcanon and then later discuss a headcanon that is directly contradictory to the first one, that’s because headcanons exist in a quantum state where they are all simultaneously true and not true up until the point where i discuss it in detail, in which case that is the one that is true in that instance. schroedinger’s headcanons

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Brian Haberlin (American, born 1963)

Pygmalion, 2025

Watercolor on paper

21 × 14 in (53.3 × 35.6 cm)

Private collection

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snoopy + my chemical romance lyrics

ft the ghost of you, famous last words, house of wolves + party poison

fob lyrics here

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do you think they know how much they contributed to online literacy? to the spirit of curiousity? to the idea of doing research yourself instead of always having it laid out in front of you?

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Collecting books is great until you have to move all of them at once and realize that every one of the little bastards weigh about as much as a brick and collectively have the mass of a neutron star

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Requested by ena-offical

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just fyi you shouldn't emulate the problematic behavior depicted in fiction. just because something looks okay in a story doesn't make it okay in real life. this is about talking to your ex. do not text your ex. that's the devil speaking. you're not in a romcom. you're not in a fluffy fanfiction. it won't work out. don't do it.

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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my objection to gay denizens of the internet mocking booktok dark romance spaces is not that they can’t make fun of it for being “overdone” or corny or relying on misogynistic tropes but that the rhetoric they use to do this is often itself deeply misogynistic and literally like 18th century anti rise of the novel shit about how reading naughty stories will corrupt women’s lustful biologically irrational low iq little brains and bring on the destruction of civilization which is also like not “counterculture” or gay radicalism it is literally very ancient misogyny and if you do it idgaf how gay you are because i hate you

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writing tip: searching "[place of origin]ish names" will get you a lot of stuff and nonsense made up by baby bloggers.

searching "[place] census [year]" will get you lists of real names of real people who lived in that place.