#roxanne lalonde

[awesomekittyparty]

song: My Baby Wants a Baby - St Vincent

[libby1080]

Mom lalonde’s old Vespa

Rose wonders if she can Alchemize it into something useful

[brogatory]

ms roxanne meow, how did you know him ? i dont think youve explained that bit …

Anonymous asked: Oh you know Dirk. Pining for his lost puppet. Good riddance.

...

Something tells me to tell you.

...

...

We were hospitalized around the same time. We were... 16?

I saw him sitting alone, at a table. The others kept a wide berth.

Holding a puppet like a lifeline.

I was told he was dangerous to others and himself, but he was just quiet the entire time he was there

He never bothered anyone, even when he spoke to his "creepy" puppet

One day, I approached him

He sort of attached himself to me after that

Couldn't get rid of him. Not that I ever tried

"No, really. I'm sorry. You didn't have to show me. You hide it for a reason. I would have believed you even if-" "its fine dirk oh my gawd!!!"

He was really awkward. Endearing in a way

He clearly didn't spend much time talking to people. But he was my best friend.

We stayed in touch, stuck together like glue.

Even as we started realizing more and more what the nature of our lives were.

...

The puppet... it took me a while. Whenever i was around, it would "shut him up" or stop the puppet's effects.

But, one night...

I've never seen anything look at ... anything with so much venomous hatred

He didn't even leave it near the door

It was downstairs

Dirk got so much worse after that

More violent. But I stuck around. I didn't want him to hurt himself. More torn. Apologetic. Aggressive. Detached.

He moved to Texas to stop it from screaming so loudly his ears would bleed. From making him claw his own arms up.

But then we...

......

I helped him, with Dawn.

I heard what he was planning.

When Dawn turned 6, he was going to start their training. I brought little Rosie over. She and Dawn got along like a house on fire.

I remember telling him it was a terrible idea. I was drunk at the time.

I told him he needs to get rid of that puppet before it gets him and his child killed. But much harsher. I'm sure you can imagine.

Then.... he started hiding. The rest of my trip there. Then, blocked me on everything and disappeared off the face of the earth.

...

There you go. The tragic story of a woman and her best friend.

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

BRO: Gettin' soft on me, kid? Thought you were supposed to be hatin' my guts, can't be actin' all fond of me and shit.

BRO: I gotta agree with you on the Rox bit though. No matter the age Lalonde has got a killer pair of sad eyes, makes me feel like I kicked a goddamn puppy.

BRO: Gotta hand it to 'em, without their intervention we'd both be dead and unlike a certain tiara wearin' princess I can't come back from said death.

==> ASK: What do you think of living with Bro? And how do you guys even manage to not Kill Each Other?

DIRK: If I'm being honest? It's not as bad as I thought it would be. You didn't hear that from me, though.

DIRK: Yes he's a total pain in the ass and I wish he wasn't here, but rooming with him also means I don't have to be careful where I put my puppets. And I don't have to worry about accidentally killing him by leaving a trap in a cabinet.

DIRK: Other than that, though? It sucks. I'd much rather be staying with my Bro, but he's got important things to do and we can't all get what we want. Someone has to make sure Dave's Bro doesn't get repossessed, and that someone just happens to be me.

DIRK: And on the not killing each other front, that's 100% because of Roxy. Both of them. They want us to try and get along, and it seems that regardless of the universe I'm physically unable to say no to her and her stupid puppy eyes. Seriously, look at this shit.

DIRK: How am I supposed to say no to this? Especially when there's two of them?

[hsauwhere]

Homestuck AU where Dad tells Bro to cook meth with him.

[healthinfo369]

You are very beautiful. but, your obesity reduces beauty. That's why Heavyweight Cutter has brought for you an easy and quick way to reduce obesity.

https://www.instagram.com/heavyweightcutter?igsh=MWp2NWdrdzZjdTd0Zg==

[silent-lily]

«Blond shoulder-length hair that curl at the ends. Pretty, nice to look at face. Straight nose. Expressive light eyes. The girl looked just like Roxy. ... Face shape was a bit more elongated. Eyes were just blue, not of that unusual pink hue that distinguished Lalonde from other girls. Hair was blond but closer to the color of wheat - not Lalonde's platinum blond. And the girl overall looked older. Something clicked in place inside. That's not Roxy. Not Roxy. Holy shit, thank that bastard that sits on the throne in Heaven that that's not Roxy fucking Lalonde».

Alright, I caved in. It's not like you'll understand what's going on in the picture... for now. Gotta get to Chapter 19 first, hehe.

For now have a Roxy! Roxy x 2?.. Well, it's complicated. But I really love Roxy. <3 Used references for poses here - they sure do make miracles in terms of quality, heh.

Maybe will make three more pieces with same theme which is... Let's call it "soul splinters" for now. ;)

[nebulousboops]

so uh. what if homestuck was ace attorney

I had so much fun making these designs you guys have no idea

basically, dad egbert is the main lawyer (we'll call him jonah for now) and john/june and jade are his weird girl assistants. his main rival prosecutor guy is mom lalonde (we'll call her roxanne), her weird girls being rose and dave.

I feel like the kids are like 16-18 now just because that feels in line for ace attorney, but jonah and roxanne are the same age

[limplegsakimbo]

Do you know a Roxanne Lalonde?

[sodapops0lstice]

jo au: does jude sit for rose given roxanne's inebriation [that jude is also trying to get out of her system]

Unfortunately Jude moved away from the neighborhood years ago, becoming a professor, however when he does visit, the Lalonde children seem to flock to Jude, who just wanted to have a chat with Roxanne

[libby1080]

mom sprite

[brogatory]

[You watch her write.]

[bottlehawk]

rose lalonde clocking into her mom's office study everyday and leaving a message like "Hello Roxanne... As every parent knows, sometimes you face decisions that are difficult to make, under harrowing circumstances. On the rooftop, I have tied and padlocked myself to the lightning rod, and a brewing hurricane is set to arrive in exactly 60 minutes. In a reservoir 5 miles away, several deposits of "potassium cyanide bombs" have been set to be activated, which will instantly infiltrate the water supply of the entire upper New York state, poisoning thousands. The choice is yours. You have 1 hour."

[grimme-and-specs]

hello! I think you've briefly mentioned starcross before but what is it exactly? What's the elevator pitch? An AU of some kind?

Basically, it is a non-Sburb AU inspired by Romeo and Juliet, that takes place between the decades of the 1990's and 2000's. I began writing it when I found out what the word "star-crossed" truly meant, which is to be ill-fated or "crossed by the stars". I wanted to write a story that used our romanticism of the word against the audience.

The rough idea behind the story is that there are two families, like the play. The Englishes and the Lalondes. They are major political powers on the west coast of this frictionalized United States, and are fighting for the Governor position of Washington State. The candidates are Jacob (Jake) English and Roxanne (Roxy) Lalonde. They have had quite a lot of bad blood in the past, and this year it is no different.

Rose Lalonde is our protagonist, and on her and her twin brother's 20th birthday, she meets someone while out with her brother. His name is John, and they hit it off very well and trade their phone numbers, hoping to talk to one another sometime again.

It eventually turns out that this friendship of theirs ends up being a lot more than any of them, especially her, bargained for. As John has some secrets, secrets he would rather take to his grave in all honesty.

I hope this sounds interesting!

[calware]

sometimes your post reminds me that everyone on Homestuck was a kid even when they were doing cool shit

Like even the adults at some points are more like children than adults (Bro, Adult Roxanne Lalonde and Grandpa Harley)

I think Dad and Nanna were the only ones who didn't have some form of arrested development

if you pay attention you'll notice that all the (adult) antagonists in homestuck have one thing in common- they are all childish and immature (lord english especially). there's a post about it somewhere that i unfortunately can't find

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jake: Now, calm down, jake the snake of the peach cobbler bake. They did their darn shootin tootin far galooting best. Gotta be nice, hostilitydidildilidilly...

Jake: AW, HELL-DIDDLY-DING-DONG-FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT??!?!?!?!?!

Roxy: jake! we meant well, and every1 here tried their best.

Jake: Well, my family and I can't live in good intentions, Roxanne! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooood intentions!

Dave: hey! back off, man!

Jake: Ooh, you tried to warn me, brooooooo, I wouldn't want it to keep happening, DAAAAAAAAAAWG! Here's a catchphrase you'd better learn for when your comics get canned: "Hey, buddy, GOT A QUARTER?!"

Dave: i am shocked and appalled

Rose: Jake, with all due respect, Dave didn't do anything

Jake: Hark! Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's got to be little Rose Lalonde, Skaia's answer to a QUESTION NO ONE ASKED!

Terezi, laughing: SUCK 1T L4LOND3

Jake: What do we have here? The long slobbery tongue of the law? The last case you got the bottom of WAS A CASE OF SIDEWALK CHALK!

Gamzee: SiDeWaLk ChAlK bRo, Oh, HaHa. ThAt'S gOiNg In ThE aCt.

Jake: Oh yeah, the clown! The only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh!

Gamzee: :O(

Jake: And as for YOU, I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

Sollux: hey, ii've only been here a few miinute2! what'2 goiing on?

Jake: You ugly, hate-filled woman!

Vriska: Hey, hey, I m8y 8e ugly and h8-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?

Jake: Dirk, you are the worst human being I have ever met.

Dirk: Hey, I got off pretty easy!