#round two bitches

[little-pondhead]

I’m so fucking glad I checked tumblr today. Bout to boop so many people to remind them I’m alive.

[jacks347]

Smiles in "already had this argument"

Do you want me to resurrect that argument and tell y'all why the way Darlin was treated versus Milo was bullshit again? Cause I will. Gladly.

I was relistening to Sam because I was bored and finding more reasons not to listen to Vincent's Playlist ( inversion intensifies )

And in the confronted by your alpha video. He mentions a pack meeting. And I went immediately to Milo and Sweetheart.

Like they literally killed a damn shade for thier first date 🤣🤣

Like I know they were sweating bullets.

[zarnzarn]

(check the tags for more and also the tag for other fics in the story!)

athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-

[rpftourney]

Best RPF Ship - Round 1 Match 41

[who-do-i-know-this-man]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

Btw this bit under Pharma's pic on the wiki is so funny to me;

[mintygreencake]

Tearing up in the middle of rush hour at work to a Lasko audio is mandatory.

getting to this point is not fun.

[nottoonedin]

Hyuna..

Also the Hyuna bust on its own cuz I'm lowkey kinda proud of it <3

[queer-dw-tourney]

QUEER DW CHARACTER TOURNAMENT: ROUND TWO GROUP TWO POLL FOUR

Jack Harkness is either pansexual, bisexual, or omnisexual depending on the source. He kisses both men and women throughout both doctor who and torchwood, as well as flirting with both.

River is bisexual or pansexual. She's in multiple onscreen relationships with men and has mentioned being in relationships with women, most notably, her second wife who resembles the twelfth doctor.

[insomnya777]

do you guys know that youtube dating show called the button. because i was watching it with my friend the other day bc we were bored and we were like this seems funny and i somehow got a boat boys fic idea based off of it. so if i make a fic about the button dating show will people underdtand or is it too niche

[charlespecco]

pecco63: SEI SPECIALE, DA SEMPRE ❤️‍🔥 Grazie Misano, Grazie Nuvola Rossa. Siete i miei preferiti.

[badgrishaverseaus]

Round 2 Match 4

Inej Ghafa VS Tamar Kir-Bataar

Propaganda under the cut:

Inej:

"She's so positive and sees the best in people despite the world being shitty"

"She’s so lovely."

(with Kaz) "Both characters are literally reinvented literature. With such horrifying backstories and lovable and admirable personalities...Inej is so realistic and strong and inspires people of color."

"KNIFE WIFE KNIFE WIFE"

"You can't not love Inej, she is truly an iconic and important character."

"she's inej. Enough said."

Tamar:

"she’s a Heartrender. she has double axes (and refers to them as her girls) and isn’t afraid to use them. she’s Asian. she causes bar fights. she has an equally competent and traumatised Squaller wife."

(with Tolya) "They're hot and cool."

"Tamar is a lesbian with axes!!!!!!!! She's hot AF and very badass. Pirate, grisha, spy."

[antrunner]

ULTIMATE DC HEROES BABYGIRL POLL

[dynamic-power]

Gallavich discover farmers markets when they move to the Westside.

Ian has been trying to make sure they're eating healthy, and how can it get healthier than fresh fruits and veg? So when he sees a few stands teeming with produce and people, he drags Mickey with him.

The first time, they only purchase fruits and vegetables and bypass most of the other stands. They go back the next week. And then they go back again.

By the fourth time, they have added fresh local flowers to their weekly purchases. Mickey refuses to admit he likes having them on their dinner table, but eventually he's the one picking out the bouquet.

On their sixth trip, Ian gets distracted by a local soap maker. He spends nearly 20 minutes picking out a scent that he likes. Or rather, that he thinks he'll like on Mickey. When he finds Mickey again, his husband is munching on a bag of homemade jerky.

Ian loses count after that.

They try honeycomb for the first time and buy honey from the local beekeeper. They sample artisan cheese and jams and jellies, and they listen politely to a candle maker as she excitedly explains her process for the fourth week in a row. Ian aquires a taste for tea thanks to the blends made by a middle-aged man who pays far too much attention to his daily horoscopes. They make sure to stop by a bakery stand every time to buy fresh pastries and bread.

Mickey often lingers at a stall run by a man who does leather and woodwork, and Ian places a special order with him for Mickey's birthday; a matching belt and wallet.

By far, their favorite vendors are an old woman and her grandson who sell beanies, scarves, and the like. The old woman is nice enough, if a little forgetful, but it's the grandson, who is their age, that they become friends with. He did time for armed robbery and learned to knit while he was locked up. "I did it 'cause I remembered Nan doing it when I was a kid." Now, it's his business. And his grandma enjoys the excuse to spend time with her grandson.

By the time winter comes around, they've each got a matching hat, scarf, and glove set, there are four varieties of tea besides Mickey's favorite coffee, and they've even purchased a couple candles.

[ultimateinstrumentpoll]

why you should vote pipe organ

absolutely huge

very cool sound

gothic potential and is dramatic

why you should vote cello

good range of sounds and can be used in many settings

good size (to hold)

s exiest instrument apparently

[anxious-chaos-art]

“Unnecessary trauma huh?”

[cql-hungergames]

Round 6 FINALS: Wei Wuxian vs. Wen Qing