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Eddie's attention is caught mid-rant by the abhorrent sounds of Carol and Tommy H.

"Oh, Steve! Steve, oh, God, Steve-"

Eddie turns in time to see a pretty blush fill Steve's cheeks. Ah, he must have finally slept with the Wheeler chick. She's seated next to him, looking less than pleased about Steve's friends.

From what Eddie can remember, that's actually the opposite of what sleeping with Steve is really like. He's the noisy one, the one who moans and whines and whimpers when he's feeling so good.

"Fuck, Eddie, you feel so perfect-"

"Yeah, right there, Eds-"

"Keep going, I'm gonna, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie-"

"Eddie!"

"Yeah!" He turns away from King Steve and back to the rest of the Hellfire club.

"You were saying, about that cantrip?"

"Right," he says, shaking off old memories. Now isn't really the time to be revisiting them, anyway.

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Eddie's attention is caught mid-rant by the abhorrent sounds of Carol and Tommy H.

"Oh, Steve! Steve, oh, God, Steve-"

Eddie turns in time to see a pretty blush fill Steve's cheeks. Ah, he must have finally slept with the Wheeler chick. She's seated next to him, looking less than pleased about Steve's friends.

From what Eddie can remember, that's actually the opposite of what sleeping with Steve is really like. He's the noisy one, the one who moans and whines and whimpers when he's feeling so good.

"Fuck, Eddie, you feel so perfect-"

"Yeah, right there, Eds-"

"Keep going, I'm gonna, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie-"

"Eddie!"

"Yeah!" He turns away from King Steve and back to the rest of the Hellfire club.

"You were saying, about that cantrip?"

"Right," he says, shaking off old memories. Now isn't really the time to be revisiting them, anyway.

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Hi I'm just popping in randomly to call out any Dan and Phil fans in Oakland tonight

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From twit 🍑

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Eddie presents as an omega and becomes so mortally offended and outraged about the universe fucking him yet again that he’s doing hardcore research into studding the second he comes out of his presentation heat

nature might’ve dubbed him an omega but it didn’t make him a little bitch

he became enough of a freak around town by being poor and weird. he’s at least going to have a knot to swing around as compensation for his troubles in life

and hey, finding out later that “King Steve” has the opposite problem and is looking for someone to bitch him into the omega he knows he is… well that isn’t a half bad deal either!

also…

eddie when someone implies he’s an omega: 😡😤🤬fuck you. i’m a strong alpha and i’ll rip your throat out with my teeth. they’ll never find your body!

eddie when his stevie is an omega: 🥰💕😩❤️‍🔥😘 you’re so beautiful and perfect. the best omega to ever exist!! so pretty and lovely and a literal goddess! wow!!!!!!🥵

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*Logan and Wade fell asleep together on the couch watching something*

*Wade moves slightly in his sleep*

*Logan wakes up immediately, stabbing his claws into the moving thing, not used to sleeping by someone for years*

Wade: *barely awake* you know if you wanted to be inside me you could have just asked.

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I read smut on company time

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eddie wakes up in the hospital to an omega he vaguely recalls having a crush on in high school sat at his bedside

before the alpha can ask what steve is even doing there, steve whispers out frantically, “please don’t tell anyone that i’m not really your omega. i promise that i never meant to lie”

eddie’s intrigued. enough to hear an explanation before he reacts anyway

apparently steve made up a whole story about him and eddie secretly courting. he’d gotten lost while trying to visit a friend a few weeks back and ended up in eddie’s room with wayne. steve felt bad when wayne said eddie never got any visitors and he spit out a lie without thinking

it was an attempt to comfort an old man

but then it turned into steve getting a family and them bonding over eddie and nobody really thought he’d wake up

steve kind of figured that if eddie wasn’t going to come out of the coma, there was no harm in his ruse and making wayne feel better

but now steve’s staring him down with desperation in his eyes and they only have a second until wayne returns from the vending machine to make a choice

eddie sighs

“yeah, alright pretty boy. i’m not gonna rat you out… but if we’re going to court, it’s gotta be convincing”

steve’s instantly relieved to hear eddie’s going to cooperate

he figures they can go on a few dates for wayne’s sake and then breakup amicably. nobody gets hurt and they can go back to their normal lives again

…except that eddie’s entirely planning on keeping this omega as his mate forever and ensuring that he’s good and pupped by spring

and eddie always gets his way

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Steve, despite knowing it's very much probably not going to happen, messaging the Corroded Coffin band socials to ask if they'd maybe wanna turn up to his DND obsessed kid brother's stag do for a 'surprise campaign' his friends are cooking up cause it'd make his entire year to have his favourite band and favourite DM rock up to his stag do, might even outshine the wedding.

And of course, Eddie HAS to go to this thing, he's gotta, they get tons of random as shit messages, but rarely have they been invited to a DnD stag do.

so they say yes.

And they go, and dustin maybe loses his shit a little but in a good way.

And maybe Eddie should have paid a little more attention to this Steve's account because holy shit has he just found his future husband?????

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Drew something really fast about Gimli’s hair turning white but Legolas still likes it 🙄 whateverrrr 🙄🙄🙄 don’t care about them 🤢

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Okay hear me out.

Do you see the vision???

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They like holding hands Only been able to draw a few lines since the whole thing, finally found the need again and decided to quickly whip up something wholesome before I go back to the piece I was working on before. Hope ya'll are able to rest this weekend, and that you're able to breathe a little again

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Sure, maybe they don’t get together at the end of the movie. Maybe Wade dates Vanessa and is happy. But she’s not immortal. Logan is. Eventually when all his loved ones are gone all Wade will have left is Logan. They’ll end up together eventually, they only have forever to do it. They’ll just have the longest codependent friendship first.

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Ngl, when Wade introduced Logan to Blind Al, I was fully convinced they were dating and was very surprised when he was not introduced as Wade’s boyfriend, only to be absolutely flabbergasted when Logan nudged Wade to talk to Vanessa.

The way Logan was giving him the biggest heart eyes ever? This man is gone.

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My favorite duo! <3

All grown up and ready to kick butts.

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