#rottenapple

[onesidedradiostatic]

The Lucifer Commissions Saga has me thinking that once Vox found out about Lucifer's Alastor shrine he would be like "???? He has a signed recording of Alastor's radio debut?!? Oh my god I need that" and then he spends weeks searching for one until he finally gets it for like a million dollars (from the Alastor budget). And then Lucifer sees that it's been added to Vox's shrine and he's like "that loser did not just copy me" and he proceeds to try and upgrade his shrine as much as possible just to upset Vox, and it basically turns into a dick measuring contest for them (Alastor is horrified)

(if you don't have the context. god help you. all I can give you is this (the budget), this (the shrine og), this (the shrine animatic))

I'm. I'm going to cry. I have so many questions

I'd actually argue it's more likely for vox to have gotten HIS signed around him and alastor's first meeting, lucifer hadn't even heard of alastor when he met him he's a FAKE FAN. (HOW WOULD HE HAVE EVEN GOTTEN HIS HANDS ON A RECORDING OF ALASTOR'S RADIO DEBUT? I WOULD UNDERSTAND STALKER-VOX WHO HAS KNOWN ALASTOR FOR YEARS HAVING IT BUT LUCIFER-WHO-IS-THIS-WHO-IS-THIS-NUT-ARE-YOU-THE-BELLHOP-MORNINGSTAR?????? HOW?????????)

yeah. yeah alastor is horrified (and op is losing her mind trying to apply logic to this)

[divine0rdainment]

When Adam opened his eyes, he found himself sitting in a void of Darkness. He saw nothing, he felt nothing, just the emptiness of forever and everywhere. He didn't even feel himself breathing. He didn't know how long the emptiness filled him, didn't know how long he was going to be stuck here... He felt so empty. Incomplete. He didn't even know who or what he was. 

That only changed when he heard a voice. A soft deep voice that filled in with breath. 

Adam~

The man gasps for air as he feels hands wrap around a body he didn't realize he had, he feels the arms are cold, almost as if they are observing heat instead of radiating it. Adam is left shivering in his spot of the void of space, he is pulled in to a chest, he thinks, one that has breasts if he can remember correctly. It made sense for that to be so, the voice he heard was feminin.

Oh my sweet Adam...

The voice speaks again and he feels like his heart has started to beat again, his chest ached from it. Oh... Oh that felt good... to feel again...to breath again. To feel alive.  He blinks, he wasn't even sure if his eyes where opened or closed till this moment, it was pitch black either way, without any form of light to be distinguished. He didn't even know if he was upside down or side ways or right side up...he supposed it didn't matter, there wasn't anywhere he had to be, he thinks. 

Come here love...I'll help you find your bearings...

The voice whispered, and Adams hands slowly reach to wrap around the woman's hands. 

"Where...am I..." He asked his voice strained and weak. He doesn't know how long he had been not breathing...unalive? Without a heart beat or the ability to feel like he existed. He didn't even know he could speak till now. 

The woman's voice giggled as he  felt like he was standing on something. Or was he placed on something? It was hard to tell, maybe he had been on a surface the whole time... Or maybe he was floating and was just placed somewhere by this woman. He supposed that didn't matter. 

Nowhere and everywhere. The place God was formed.

She spoke once more, her voice echoing in his brain like he was in a deep cave.

Purgatory…people think this place existed after god. But they were wrong…no, god came from here. And in the end of existence, god will die here. The Void has told me so…. she giggled. 

All that truly die come here. Heaven had sent me hear in hopes I would not corrupt the world…but they were wrong Adam.

Adam feels a kiss on his cheek from the woman, and it feels just as cold as the rest of her. Just as without life or color or hope. He whines at the feeling, he tries to pull away from the cold but the grip tightened around him. 

The void is everywhere as much as it is nowhere. Putting me here allowed my evil to leak in to the universe. My chaos to inhabit every human. They thought it was Becuse all children come from me, but they were wrong. No…with every ounce of pollution and violence and cruelty, I seep out more into the world…

She sighs, as if lost in thought.

Into heaven, and into hell, I have made my mark…but I must say, even with thousands of souls handed to me by you and Sera's choices, I had become quite lonely. But now…no I have you, and with the soul of the first man…

Suddenly a bright light appears Infront of Adam and he's forced to shut his eyes. 

I can open the gates. She whispers excitedly. 

After a few moments the brightness decreased and he felt like he could hear wind, smell dust, and the sound of birds. As he opens his eyes he sees he is standing infront of a tree with a large crack in it, the ground had large cracks in it as well, like something had exploded up from the ground. The dress was long since dead and begun to rot, thanks to the destruction it had faced. There was no grass in this patch of land. No life. It had been avoided by bugs and by time. Nothing to eat away at the decay that lay before him. 

Adam breathed heavily as the cold arms leave him. He hears footsteps but doesn't dare to turn, he feels scared. Truly terrified by whatever has dragged him back to life. He remembered everything all at once. And he knew where he was…a place he was told had gone missing with the loss of its purity. Sera had told him this place had been destroyed, and yet…he found himself in Eden. Infront of the tree of knowledge. He knew if he turned around he'd see a healthy tree with golden apples that matched the red that had grown and glowed here long ago. 

“What…what is…” Adam tried to speak. He hoped the woman was gone, would leave him here, but she didn't, she simply walked a few feet away, then her heels walked back to him, and after a moment, he could feel her standing right behind him. He cowered a bit, his head lowering as he hugged his arms around himself. He flinched when he saw a black gloves hand reach from behind him and hold up a golden apple. Shining in the moonlight above, glowing lightly in her hand. 

"Eat my beloved…I do not wish to lose you a third time…” 

The voice was normal now. Without the echo of the void. Less terrifying and ominous, but that didn't change the fact that her presence felt cold and empty. Sucking the life out of things around it. Adam shakes his head, but then he yelps as he feels a hand on his hair and he's forced to his knees by the woman with a swift kick to the back of them, and than the golden apple was placed on his lips, forced to his lips and teeth so hard it caused him to bleed. 

“I do not have time for this game anymore Adam. I had to convince you last time to take the first apple I took a bite from, now you need to be easy and take a bite of this…” she growled. 

"I will not lose the two loves of my life this time. I will not do it. I will have what was taken from me returned. Including you, including our angel.” she whispered the last sentences. “Now eat before I shove it down your throat….it isn't a choice this time. There are no more choices…only what will and won't happen.” 

Adam shakes, but slowly, he opens his mouth. He doesn't know why he's doing it. Is it out of fear? Or maybe out of a strange sense of wanting to obey as he was trained to by heaven. Or is she willing him to in some way? It's hard to tell…but either way, it didn't matter…he opens his mouth and he takes a bite. 

When he does, he doesn't chew right away, doesn't have the strength. The singular bite filled him with a sense of electricity racing through him, making his body feel like it was vibrating and on fire. His eyes widened as he saw something start to glow so brightly on the apple tree before him…or maybe it was him who was glowing so bright. He felt energized but unable to move, it was too much. The body could hardly handle it and yet…yet he was forced to handle it. Forced to endure it. 

The woman rubbed his back gently, between a pair of wings he forgot he had. “Good…good boy. You are doing wonderful. I'm so sorry I was so rough, my sweet dove. But we have no choice. We don't have much time. We must make it out of here. Before heaven realizes the air has changed…that I am back…” 

The woman stands and moves around Adam. He looks up slowly and sees a pair of red eyes underneath a hand. Colors of black white and red are all he can see, even her skin seemed to be so pale it matched Lucifers. Her smile was painted with deep red lipstick on her face. Her eyes glowing down at him. Her hair seemed to move even without the wind blowing it. Constantly swaying and curling in on itself. 

"Now then…let's go find our man…" she takes a bite of the same apple, but it didn't seem to affect her in the same way it did him. She didn't seem paused or overwhelmed by power and heat. She just dropped the apple on the ground. And it rolled a few inches away. Adam’s eyes followed it till he saw another rotten apple covered in dust and dirt…one that he recognized as the first apple he and Eve bit from. It was black and covered in rot. Just like the tree. No animals or bugs had come to eat away at its decay and death, leaving it in its own little time capsule. 

The woman holds up her hand and shadows come from it, forming a large swirling circle, and from it Adam sees a portal open, and the smell of sulfur and death meets his nose…he recognized it. The pride ring. Hell itself. A place he had visited for thousands of years. 

She grips Adams hand and pulls him up, dusting him off. “Beloved, I know a lot has happened, but we don't have time for this…” she whispered. " I feel him. Don't you? Our sweet Lucifer is aching and alone. I have felt it for seven long years. Honestly, maybe even longer than that… He has lost the damned witch who took him from us…we can have him back now.” She runs her cold hands over Adam's cheeks, leading him to look at her. Her red eyes look at him with a mix of love and desire.

“We will be together again…just like in the garden…and this time, no one will take him, or you, or me away ever again…I promise.” 

And she pulls Adam through the portal harshly, the world changed from being cold to warm and smokey. The depths of hell were filled with pollution and suffering. And it made Adam always feel so unwell when he first entered. She led him to an alleyway, where no sinner would see and hums, “now…where to go from here…” she giggled. 

Adam spoke up suddenly, scared to ask but he had to know something. He didn't know if it made sense to even think what he was thinking. She was long gone, Heaven told him so…and yet the words she said…the memories it soaked…

“Are…are you..Eve?” He wasn't sure. In the thousands of years she had been gone her face had slowly faded from memory. Her voice as well, he remembered brown hair, he remembered brown eyes…but he remembered nothing else. 

The woman turned to look at him, and she chuckled. “Well, I was…but now….now you can call me Roo…” 

This is all I got for now. Hope you like it. Idk what I'd even add to it. But the thing is written so my brain will stop tormenting me with this idea.

[sylveon-and-velveon]

One sided RadioApple is RottenApple

Which is one sided for it? Either! It's a rotten apple anyway.

[inside-the-cauldron]

Rotten Apple-Alice in Chains

Jar of Flies

Hey, ah-na-na

Innocence is over

Hey, ah-na-na

Over

Hey, ah-na-na

Ignorance is spoken

Hey, ah-na-na

Spoken

Hey, ah-na-na

Confidence is broken

Hey, ah-na-na

Broken

Hey, ah-na-na

Sustenance is stolen

Hey, ah-na-na

Stolen

Hey, ah-na-na

Arrogance is potent

Hey, ah-na-na

Potent, yeah

What I see is unreal

I've written my own part

Eat of the apple, so young

I'm crawling back to start

Hey, ah-na-na

I repent tomorrow

Hey, ah-na-na

Tomorrow

Hey, ah-na-na

I suspend my sorrow

Hey, ah-na-na

Sorrow, yeah

What I see is unreal

I've written my own part

Eat of the apple, so young

I'm crawling back to start

[toatribesman]

Alguien corte mi cabeza, por favor.

[mistercotte]

Souvenirs galore! Gracias a @crovira por la visita. For appointments email or DM . . . . . . #cottetattoo #traditionaltattoo #traditionaltattoos #nyctattoo #rottenapple #lagranmanzana #recuerdos #souvenir https://www.instagram.com/p/CqGQOaprHal/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[starswirly]

Cringe is dead, post oc x canon

(Dreamtale & Nightmare belong to jokublog)

[creamecream]

Full Name: Cobweb Charlotte Arachne

Nickname(s): Webs, Webby

Age: 16

Gender: Female (she/her)

Species: Spider

Birthday: September 14th

Side: Royal (”Sounds like fun to climb up and slide down over and over again!”)

Destiny Role: The Itsy Bitsy Spider

Roommate: Unknown

BFFAS: Unknown

Romantic Interest(s): Apple White (girlfriend)

[cl0wnimp]

Some random doodles of Pomo/Hitch

[onesidedradiostatic]

while im not a huge fan of radioapple, one-sided radioapple is absolutely hilarious to me. poor alastor has not one, but TWO pathetic homos who are obsessed with him, one of which is the KING OF HELL himself. or wait, now that im thinking about it, an idea (inspired by my own life experience as an aroace person): lucifer DOESN'T have a crush on alastor, but after alastor finds out that vox is in love with him and he never realized, he becomes paranoid that lucifer has feelings for him too. and it ends up like

alastor: LUCIFER GENUINE QUESTION. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME lucifer: n. no???? alastor: OH THANK GOD

LMAOOOO I do actually feel the same though, no hate to anyone who likes it but radioapple is like... non-sided to me but I'm fine playing along with the crack people put out there (note the lucifer shrine stuff isn't from me at all KSDLGLHLLLGSK) but the idea of alastor being paranoid lucifer might have feelings for him is so funny LMAOOOOOOO (or like a situation where lucifer is mistaken to have feelings for him like a previous post in the saga SDKLLLHsS) and this is funny because I think lucifer would ALSO be offended anyone would think that

[divine0rdainment]

Just to let y'all know, if Roo ends up ACTUALLY being Eve in the show, I'm 100% going to ship Roo with Lucifer and Adam, and probebly Lilith. No hesitation, it will be all over my fucking Tumblr. If I can't find art of it I may try it myself even tho it will be shitty ass art.

So yeah,

If Roo is eve, I'm calling it RottenApplePie or just Rottenapple. Sound fair? Cool

[contigoalcosmos]

more dark users plsssss <33

⠀⠀⠀ㅤ❤︎ ⠀⠀⠀✟ㅤusers ✟⠀⠀ㅤ❤︎

@/hauntedwardrobe @/notamaligna @/fangsofvampire @/rottenapple @/maldlto @/sadjsmo @/pupdridos @/coilmillos @/vampirios

[jupiterisaroace]

They’re going to ask your opinion on a key name for Chad for shipping purposes

as you know, characters get cool ones like Sea (Uma), Rose (Audrey), and Thief (Jay)

I’m here to indoctrinate you into choosing Chad (for Chad) instead of Crown

their argument: RoseCrown sounds so pretty

my counter argument: Most of the ship names sound pretty (or cool); SeaRose, PirateHunter, RottenApple, RoseThief, PeriwinkleSpots

so, I think we should get to have a couple key words be silly for silly purposes. Having “Chad” for Chad gives us opportunities like:

FrenchChad

ChadSneeze

PirateChad

ChadApple

PeriwinkleChad

Plus, Chad is kinda a silly guy, so it would fit to make his ship names a little silly.

he also has a big ego, so I’m certain Chad Charming Jr. would support this movement as well

Join us today in giving Chad the ship key word “Chad”

Yours truly, Skelly

Skelly, did you confuse me for Saturn?😭

@saturnisaroace tagging you so you can read it

[pageofheartdj]

FUCK Now I want poly where Alastor craves Lucifer's blood and Frederick craves his negative emotions (and then they lovingly discuss his delicious misery! but its okay they comfort him afterwards jkh <3)

Quick, what's the name would be😍 Idk rottenapple??

[okieapache70]

Day 22: Apples… “Rotten” Apples from my granddaughter’s birthday party #rottenapples #apples #NovemberPhotoChallenge #PhotoOfTheDay #photochallenge #novemberchallenge #fall2023 #autumn #november2023 #happylife #fmspad @fatmumslim #autumn2023 #fall #NovemberturkeysbringDecembertrees #itsBERseason #photoadaychallenge2023

[bobbydcustoms]

Rotten🌆

Apple🍎

Tees

Dm 💫to get yours.

Other colors available.

#bobbydcustoms

#rottenapple #hellskitchen #nyc #talkingtothemoon #pullup #artist #explorepage✨🔥😈 #reels #instagood #whatiwore #fashionstyle #photography #love