#<- the tag I forcefully assigned to one-sided radioapple

[onesidedradiostatic]

while im not a huge fan of radioapple, one-sided radioapple is absolutely hilarious to me. poor alastor has not one, but TWO pathetic homos who are obsessed with him, one of which is the KING OF HELL himself. or wait, now that im thinking about it, an idea (inspired by my own life experience as an aroace person): lucifer DOESN'T have a crush on alastor, but after alastor finds out that vox is in love with him and he never realized, he becomes paranoid that lucifer has feelings for him too. and it ends up like

alastor: LUCIFER GENUINE QUESTION. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME lucifer: n. no???? alastor: OH THANK GOD

LMAOOOO I do actually feel the same though, no hate to anyone who likes it but radioapple is like... non-sided to me but I'm fine playing along with the crack people put out there (note the lucifer shrine stuff isn't from me at all KSDLGLHLLLGSK) but the idea of alastor being paranoid lucifer might have feelings for him is so funny LMAOOOOOOO (or like a situation where lucifer is mistaken to have feelings for him like a previous post in the saga SDKLLLHsS) and this is funny because I think lucifer would ALSO be offended anyone would think that