#rots lb

[ripplesinthesand]

anakin in the rots novelization is so so funny like i can't get over how hilariously insane his life is. gets sent to rescue the most important man in the galaxy who also happens to be his mentor and father figure, manages to save said father figure but crash lands on coruscant in the process, finds out his wife is pregnant, gets promoted and then immediately demoted, gets asked by his best friend/other father figure to spy on palpatine because it turns out the republic he has spent the last three years defending is about to crumble into dust and palpatine may somehow be involved, starts being tormented by visions of padme's death, is told by palpatine that actually it's the jedi who are plotting to destroy the republic and also i know you and padme are married and also i am a sith lord and i can teach you the ways of the dark side which can help save padme's life. meanwhile - and this is so important - anakin literally has not slept or eaten in like a week. and from there it somehow manages to get even worse. it's SO funny, like his brain is being pulled in twenty different directions by everyone he cares about and he hasn't even had like. a granola bar. or taken a shower in three days.

[nando161mando]

The response to this Ben Shapiro video.

Conservatives are waking up to the grift.

[wormzandgutz]

Bug out!

[immult]

his last word being "please" oh my god. goosebumps. so much pride so much plotting but just in that moment, there wasn't. like he was afraid, not of dying but of just letting go. everything to the hands of impatient children. his death was the completion of orym's mission and ludinus hoped it's the burden of a new one.

[erikkarlsson]

people seeing the sharks are still winless and saying “i feel so bad for [player] for having to be on the sharks” like girl who do you think is doing the lack of scoring

[pwhlscreaming]

Whenever the announcers say Giguère, my brain screams AND I'M GIGUÈRE!

[human-trainwreck]

Ykw if we lose on Eric Staal night it’s a fitting end for a human dumpster of a player

[wmnylander]

“marchand very slow to get up” oh no! anyways

[sablespiders]

how are the girls doing

[intertexts]

^mallard conway.

[ripplesinthesand]

sorry but i am just so stuck on this, like what do you MEAN yoda has been living in the same fucking apartment for 800 years. and this dude's like the paradigm of non-attachment so you know he doesn't have any posters or cute little knick knacks or anything, just a room with a couch and a few chairs. for 800 years!!! maybe that's why he's Like That. enough to drive a bitch crazy, that is.

[nando161mando]

[stromecat]

lol imagine not immediately playing like dirty shitheads when you’re down

[greensaplinggrace]

the darkling being an amplifier has to be one of the most underutilized aspects of canon to exist

[mysdrymmumbles]

Got me a new hoodie!

[sunshine-gumdrop]

Leon’s smoldering gaze holds Connor captive, an electric pull between them on the ice, deeper than the game, charged with unspoken desire.