#rorf

[isharaneith]

Farscape Deck

5 of Clubs – Rorf, played by Jeremy Sims

[subbyfoxelf]

ships i ship the hardest

one of the things i've always loved about tumblr, and a big part of why i'm so happy to be back, is that (and yes i know i'm dating myself here) it feels like a spiritual successor to livejournal. and frankly, i fucking miss livejournal something fierce.

so it seems like a bit of a waste to just reblog stuff & write the same reviews of media i've been writing wherever my online presence has existed for the last half decade or so. it's about time i get into that really cringe bullshit that i always used to post on livejournal. and this seems like exactly the kind of thing I woulda posted on there back in the day.

cringe is dead, long live cringe.

now, just to set some limitations on myself so this post doesn't become totally unreasonable (just reasonably unreasonable), i'm going to make a genuine effort to limit myself to one entry per show/game/whatever (i fully reserve the right to just flagrantly ignore this limitation when i so choose). i will also mostly focus on couples rather than just putting all my favorite characters in a giant polycule. cool? cool.

(cw: some of these characters will have canon age gaps and/or are minors in some canons, just assume there's an element of au-ification or time skipping here. cool? cool.)

sontails

my profile on every social media site used to include "and yet, be it cruel or comforting, this machine unerringly writes sontails angst & fluff. that's what it does." so, yeah.

i also happen to believe that they're in a big ol' gay polycule with shads & knux, and recently i've especially had QUITE A FEW THOUGHTS about shadtails (do i share that fic here? hmm. i'll think about it.)

but yeah. for me, sontails has always been the central relationship of this franchise, even before I shipped it. i got super annoyed when the franchise did dumb shit like when sonic x gave chris almost exclusively emotional beats that should've gone to tails, or when sonic unleashed gave sonic a substitute sidekick (ok tbf i was already a shipper by the time i played unleashed), or just the games increasingly deemphasizing their relationship in general.

but, yeah. probably needless to say, this one is super important to me.

godzilla/mothra

godzilla is a bratty bottom, mothra smacks him around every now & then when he gets out of line. this is just canon.

riker/worf

a lot of this is just the fact that frakes' charisma is totally off the charts, and riker is such an outspokenly openminded dude that you can kind of imagine that literally every single conversation he has with a sentient, physically compatible, appropriately-aged character has a non-zero chance of ending with them in bed. he's like a non-predatory kirk. just total throwback pulp-inspired sexually adventurous explorer dude.

and as worf is canonically his best friend, and we see several instances of them sharing a deep, emotional bond, it's kind of hard NOT to at least see possibilities for shipping here.

what really cemented this for me was when we got to season 2 in our most recent tng rewatch. this is a season that early on features riker being extremely excited to serve aboard a klingon ship as part of an officer exchange (to learn about his boyfriend's culture!), and closes with the scene i screencapped at the top of this entry of riker making worf his first officer during the wargames. also somewhere in there riker joins worf on the holodeck for his klingon calisthenics program. they just do everything together, it's so sweet.

also worf dating troi towards the end of tng & riker having clearly had a fling with dax in thomas riker's ds9 appearance really put the icing on this polycule. it's basically just canon. if picard season 3 doesn't give these two some good moments together it's gonna have some 'splainin' to do.

catdora

yes, yes, i'm being boring and shipping a canon couple. here's the thing, though. i literally started watching this show because i knew the central protagonist & antagonist were canonically gay for each other and i'm sorry but i fucking love that shit.

every time catra captures or beats up adora i feel squirmy. and then catra shows up to princess prom in a messy tux and homoerotically/threateningly dances with adora culminating in dipping her??? and guys, my little gay heart can't take it. it's too yummy. HELP.

but then season 5 happens and there's that agonizing apology AND THE RESCUE??? where a swordless adora nevertheless transforms into she-ra THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF GAY WILL & GAY ANGER to protect her kitten???? and i'm sorry, THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED OUT OF MAINSTREAM MEDIA, PUT THIS GAY STUFF DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.

so yeah i kinda ship them or whatever.

adiray

yeah, yeah, i’m being boring and shipping another canon couple. but i'm sorry??? they're the first trans/nonbinary characters in the history of star trek??? and they're dating each other??? and they're part of a big queer chosen family???

also the episode where we first meet gray is just one of the best episodes of the whole damn franchise? the scene where all of tal's past hosts embrace adira is just so fucking wonderful. and then once gray is literally brought back from the dead he picks just the most epic, wonderful nurturing life direction.

i love these two so much and i want them to be so happy & safe. protecc at all costs!!

lumity

i mean yeah again they're canon but fuck you i only recently started actually getting canon queer couples in shit i watch!!

but yeah seeing these two bring out the best in each other and just being absolute badasses whenever they're fighting to protect each other and also they're powerful witches, just, YEAH this shit rules. and they're so dang sweet.

flick/cj

i'm not nearly as into cj as i am into my beautiful enby punk/goth lizard boy, but i gotta admit they're hella cute together and i want flick to have all the happiness their little gay scalie heart can contain!!!

karai/leo

this is basically down to the fact that in literally every iteration of the two characters, karai bullies the fuck outta leo, and as someone who used to intensely relate to leo because he’s got “the good kid” syndrome something fierce, obviously i always enjoyed seeing her be all femdommy towards him.

nowadays, i tend to relate to donatello more than leo, but i still really enjoy every iteration of karai playing with her food with leo.

also, honorable mention to karai & april from the 2012 cgi series. the episode where karai beats the shit outta april definitely made me feel feelings the first time i saw it. and every time karai defeats or captures her she always calls her “princess” & is all condescending in general, and it’s just, fuuuuuuuuck, it’s SO gay.

also also obviously i ship basically every combination of the four turtles. i mean, duh.

russian winter

i was shocked when rewatching babylon 5 a few years ago how upfront the show was about the relationship between commander susan ivanova & talia winters. in her last appearance on the show, talia slept with ivanova, and in a later episode when everyone on the crew has to tell a deep, personal secret ivanova says that she loved talia. considering we’re talking about the 90s here, that was pretty fucking explicit.

and yeah, there’s an unfinished fic sitting on one of my harddrives about ivanova rescuing her. maybe i’ll try to get back to that at some point, idk! i haven’t been writing much fic lately.

jake sisko/t’lir

jake sisko/enby vulcan, jake sisko/enby vulcan, JAKE SISKO/ENBY VULCAN.

aragorn/legolas/gimli

it’s that thing where you take a very homosocial book and add expanded roles for some of its female characters to make it less homosocial but you change exactly nothing about how emotionally intimate the homosocial relationships are and also both gay people & people who are more conscious of the fact that gay people exist watch your movie, so like, yeah this is kinda inevitable?

gashir

i don’t even give a shit about bashir when he isn’t interacting with garak. he might as well be a non-character.

i fucking love garak he is such an amazing bratty dom. i love watching him play with his food (his food being bashir).

milippa

i mean, burnham has more feelings about georgiou than she does about any of her actual on-screen romantic partners, whether it’s for her gentle mommy domme prime universe georgiou or her badass mean domme mirror universe georgiou. i like michael with book, don’t get me wrong, it’s just hard for me to get as excited for heterosexual relationships as i do for queer headcanons, especially when one of the two participants is a mommy domme.

jaydick

i’m not super invested in this one, especially since it requires dick to be a service top and i think he’s at his most natural as a bottom, but yeah their dynamic has always been pretty charged to the point that the first gay fic i ever wrote was about these two.

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[priest-exists-kinda]

I fucking love maned wolves so much heres the noise they make

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

[toruland]

i know what i need right now..

[goldfish-thief]

hi hello this made my brain explode on halloween night here’s the robins and their respective best friends as ghibli couples 💥💥💥

dick & wally: THE QUINTESSENTIAL DARK HAIR AND REDHEAD DUO gotta be kiki & tombo from kiki’s delivery service. also it fits them bc kiki is very dismissive of tombo at first but then really warms up to him and eventually risks herself in order to save his life. yup. yup. abd NO this isn’t just bc my best friend and i were dressed as kiki and tombo (also if they ever dressed up together when they were little these fucks woukdve made an ADORABLE ponyo and sosuke)

jason & roy: sheeta & pazu from castle in the sky. the two of them save the entire world by purely relying on one another. also pazu is such a respectable little guy and i think roy would fuck with him heavy

tim & kon: sophie and howl? sophie and howl. i feel it is unnecessary to even explain myself. just look at them. i will however add that they would make a FLAWLESS chihiro and haku. like. rorf. just think abt it, i need to write that.

damian & jon: do i even need to say ashitaka & san or could we all just figure that out for ourselves?

“I’ll cut your throat! That’ll shut you up!”

“You’re beautiful.”

crazy how that movie is about jondami

BYE. 💥

[lordofthestrix]

Cheating my way into having a moment to translate this one because I have been awfully curious about the reply since I saw it yesterday. The fact that our vampires are granting us the chance to play with ciphers... Website? Where would be the fun in that? Jules...I'm working with a napkin. I'm pretty sure Rory signed her name as Rorf. A minor mishap that only adds a charming note of color to the message Tristan will treasure. @ladamedemartel

[purpldawne]

BARK BARK RUFF ARF RAH BRAK BARK RRRRRRR RUFF R

GRRRRRAUGH RUFF BARK BARK GRR ARGGGGGHHTHRHR BROORF RORF RAHHH HJÖRK HRRRR BORF BORGHK AROOOOOOOOOOOO

[leolaroot]

I fucking love Rorg and Rorf they're so sweet. funny puppies all over the universe ❤️

[justiisms]

*as part of ichi's thanks for cheesecake helping him out, he's decided that he's going to brush her! he's sitting right behind the big puppy and is brushing her to get her coat nice and soft all while quietly talking to her~!*

"There we go... Do you like that, little buddy? Summer's going to feel a lot better now that your winter coat's gone... And you've been so good that I think you deserve a popsicle when this is done. Does a nice, cold treat sound good to you?"

CC is absolutely loving the brushes!! She makes sure to sit still as Ichiban does so, having the most content look on her facce as he makes her coat feel so fluffy and smooth... And when he talks to her, she emits a soft huff, and looks back at him with the biggest smile on her face~

"Rawf rawf!! ♪" She loves it, she says!! Indeed, she does feel a lot cooler, so she appreciates this all the more. Then at the mention of popsicles-"!!!!!!" Her ears perk up, and her tail starts wagging more than ever!!! She does a little hope, showing that yes!! That absolutely does sound good to her!!!

"Rorf~!" Because the very moment Ichiban is eventually done brushing her coat, she is going to topple him down and attack his face with laps!! She absolutely loves how much affectiona and papmpering he's giving her, and wants to show her love and gratitude just as much~!

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[444names]

finnish names encoded with qorviss multiple times

Aagisre Aahelti Aakhe Aakqo Aakwu Aameti Aamxi Aaptoipto Aaqumba Aarce Aatga Aawerkge Abinualti Afuxulru Ahxiraaqulu Aibekeki Aifolce Aimusmatu Airantte Aiswuqa Aivuonve Alfengo Alkirfalce Alkulku Altvo Aluga Anenra Anfurfia Anho-dalbi Anhournini Anianmu Anilseusa Anjiihu Ankemtu Anloho Anmehfa Anocesda Anorerru Ansdakmanta Anseihi Anslici Antawe Antti Antti-he Anventbi Anwetno Arfosci Arga-duis Arilo Arkfu Arlelrise Arlerxira Armailtukhe Arnilku Arnorfello Arriigatdo Artteri Artxultu Arviji Asbimuihu Ashos Asjal Asliqabulxi Audimino Aukhiahti Aurisna Aurkgi Aurzoma Autgasjalku Auticinpa Autle Auttire Axiho Baofiea Baorfo Barfeikra Bartisalba Bartvo Be-hiksi Benualfu Biirgi Bixilja Bodifo Bofurnocu Bonuis Borfa Cacorku Caima Cakqukfu Cefal Celce Cerkda Cesgoinvu Ceuocu Ciukli Cuutku Doica-lu Duama Duinve Duiruisaike Dullo Dulre Dupaiza Durtvu Duturkfu Eduimu Edutte Eecekse Eekhe Eelho Eelveuvi Eence Eerbi Eerkuntarvi Eeve-he Eevega Eexuo Eezalnalu Eezape Ehiifeni Ehikrasve Eibeoho Eibixicu Eifaiji Eifeluhi Eiksa Eiksekutufi Einniete Eirgaa Eirtzi Eitbitbinke Eitza Ejeikqu Elbameta-we Elgatwu Elloshipqu Elnolxi Elre-weikal Elruupe Emailouji Ereho Erespe Eriilti Erisu Erkaeweswu Erknutulfi Erkraheksi Erksefukra Erurpi Erxirfe Escisaurno Esgoifo Eswipi Esziixi Etnoce Falnobi Feitku Fekeiti Ferka Filtcolhi Fodi-meku Fotja Fuagesga Fuamaita Fueja Fuija Fuiji Fuiksa Fuilru Fuinja Fuinuakhi Fuise Fukhemu Fulte Fulxirga Funho-jeiqo Funianorta Funja Fusaabantvu Fuura Ga-ru Gaapa Gatpi Goxulurqu Hianxeka Hiicame Hiiga Hiive Hiksa Hitzaofi Ho-ra Hoime Hosawega Hulnalno Hupquba Hurupebu Huute Iikakqu Iikqu Iiksi Iilda Iilhi Iinirgaire Iinke Iinuaferu Iipqu Iitbi Iitbia Iitbihome Ilhirdulre Ilhuldakqo Ilofi Ilpedurce Ilreuhis Ilrilka Ilriloho Ilruppe Ilrutgalho Ilti-his Iltku Iltvuwe Ilwege Irbea Irmefiwe Irtfo Itquknu Ivuukma Jaaje Jaapi Jaecaiminu Jairksiji Jarhuukhe Jarleice Jaruire Jeibe Jeibia Juhmu Jyrius Jyrni Jyrno Kanve Karesauvu Kodini Kodufu Koduiniea Koihouja Koivi Kolqukhe Kuansdu Kurro Kyldukqoka Kyldushipa Kylho Kylmaappe Kylmu Kylrusi Kylyybe Laiku Lanmuihu Larma Lelho Leltvuriuba Libiti Lidiolho Lirfo Lu-carce Lurtku Lyycatu Lyyce Lyydusqo Lyyfi Lyylraise Lyymu Lyyrhirga Lyyrqanmu Maihoimu Marirre Masja Mavia Mavioga Meiga Melfi Miseci Moeshira Morkda Moulrupki Na-du Nahhu Nahuje Nakqu Nalgo Nalqa Nanjiippe Nanmu Nasja Ne-manke Ne-ri Nolqal Norfa Nualnaki Nunjase Nusmasli Nuudu Nyyje Nyywevuekda Ohdartsutbi Ohilhurfi Ohkikaia Oiknu Oilrusi Oilte Oimis Oirga Olhulno Onfieaxi Onhoncu Osdurksa Oseni Osrikakzo Oulve Ovesanlo Parxirksi Pilku Poikeweje Poire Pulra Qaece Qakra Qalnortco Qanmu Qanse Qarsaerkhe Qi-werru Qinuutu Qoeluhu Qoklitku Queme Qumanjartfa Raake Raakqu Raazi Raifunlo Raitga Riahu Riikli Riilnase Riksa Rinsda Rorfe Roscu Ruantvuoge Ruikzoesga Ruiliqaire Rulfi Rulxirgarto Rumakikdate Rumbarti Runtfo Rununute Rupqu Rurceuma Rusea Rutxurziolo Saago Saeciksea Saiga Saihu Sanre Santxu Sarti Sefeni Segislo Seife Seijaince Seipo Seiti Sejeiho Seksentti Senxuurbe Seuomsa Sulve Suntgaa Suogo Suoka Surkge Suunuirtcos Sykewebi Teoceo Ti-ma Tifeedu Tiiwe Tilidu Tilku Tilpzi Tirqanlo Tojiksa Toove Turtxu Tyfira Tyjo-dake Tykema Tyyjegoape Tyyne Tyyneuvu Ukhelpki Ulnilo-ri Ulpla Urbeoscuure Urkge Urtga Urugoutti Uuofi Uurqu Ve-we Vuofe Vuoge Vutfo Wejaippe Wekhilbi Welhuoqa Welloes Welra Wengo Weremu Wertki Wipenre Wuhiuo Wuqaume Wuqima Xentti Xilofosre Xireuvi Xirvu Xuleweuje Xulti Xultordu Yrqas Yrqurzo Zaohkutte Zaore Zaorta Zirabarkqu Zomfekda Zorfalno

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[pissfaggit]

@werethey he is a normal 90s guy astronaut that gets shot out into space and lands in a sci fi epic soap opera and he likes to compare his experiences to star trek (amongst other things). In this scene, he meets an alien who tells him his name is Rorf but he mishears him and goes "Worf?" :)

[minnesotanaccent]

cinematic parallels