#ror zerofuku x reader

[thequietkid-moonie]

Best Friend w/ a mischievous and powerful child god

[ PLATONIC HEADCANONS ] [ Jack, Zerofuku, Beelzebub ]

[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]

× This is inspired in Tsukasa (from Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun)

All those hours I've invested on hearing Kikuo's music and reading JSHK manga have to pay off (im not complaining thought, it has been one of the best investments of my life)

I apologize because i just can't stop thinking in the little 4 years old Tsukasa that we met in the Red Mansion, he was so fucking cuteeee!!!!

Jack the Ripper

Living in the Valhalla was really peaceful and Jack were just enjoying his surroundings all by himself, he is used to be alone so it doesn't bother him just going by with what he is used to

Although, one of those days while he was just about to get some tea he end up meeting a little god who was really curious about whatever he was doing, Jack take a moment to appreciate the childish curiosity of the little one, who was practically ignoring him and just looking at everything that was on the table, just before smile and offer him a cup tea too

The young god doesn't hesitant nor even doubt in accepting his offer imediatly taking a seat across him, Jack where amused, the little one was truly just a kid, giving you the cup of tea and some cookies the time goes by just like that, you didn't say much but you answer whatever he asked you with a big smile on your face. Jack were really curious about you, it isn't too common to gods to approach humans and still the thought of you being all alone get stuck on his mind, he ask simple things trying to not pry so as not to arouse suspicion and just trying to decipher the little mistery you are, but at the end he really enjoyed your company

He doesn't force you nor expect for you to continue by his side, he just thank you after the tea but you seem more curious about the man, even start to take a liking for him, so you quickly started a friendship with him, either because you decided to follow him the rest of the day or you appeared the next day to take more tea with him, and Jack won't decline the opportunity, although he find it pretty funny at first

You were so carefree and cute that he can't help but take a liking to you too pretty quickly, and soon you two become inseparable, mainly because you are super clingy, but he doesn't mind it at all. Even when you are a god you are young one and Jack can't help but care for you just like if you were his little sibling and since you seem to never wanting to go away from his side he just feels like he has to take care of you, unconsciously taking your hand whenever you two go for a walk, fixing your clothes after you are done from playing around and even cleaning you for how messy you tend to eat your desserts

Jack end up getting used to how clingy you are, from time to time you tent to cling onto him like a koala so he most of the time is just carrying you, although there are times where he ask you to be more calm, like when he wants to relax or when is time for tea, however he doesn't complain for it, how he will complain when he see that whenever you two are together you always bring with the beautiful color of happines and love, you had never been in other colors whenever he is with you

However, since the two of you pass almost all the time together at some point he will notice how the other gods seem to respect you a lot and even fear you, he find it interesting and hilarious since he knows the cute little you that love spending time with him, but he had never see you use your power before, and he will try to learn about that part too

Soon or later he will discover the other side of you, that cruel and sadistic god that you can be, that god that like to mess with his victims, that god that is so curious about everything even in the more bizarre ways, that god that has not problem to kill or use whoever in order to get what they wants or fulfill the work you were asked for, and even after meeting the other side of you Jack will never fear you because he knows that whenever you see him you explode in excitment, besides he used to be an assassin so he has no room to judge you

Although Jack doesn't like to hurt innocent people so he will try to teach you to don't harm inocent people, and since he is so important to you is for sure that you will follow what he say, you could go as far to ask him if you can do something before going against someone, then again he doesn't mind it too much

As well, his way of seeing you doesn't change much, you still being the cute little god he had met some time ago that cling onto him like if he were the most precious person in the world, and he still take care of you

Zerofuku

When Zerofuku was consumed by hatred his full body trasformed too, becoming someone completely different. His transformation wasn't painless and it was with so much power that he end up draging the attention of however were close

You could met him either when he transformed because you were passing by and end up getting curious about what were happening, or one day you just find him walking around, it doesn't matter how you find him the important is that he had catch your interest and now you want to know more him

Without fearing anything you approach to him with all your childish ilusion and excitment, asking everything about his power and appearance, startling Zerofuku in the process, is been so long since someone look up at him with such excitment, and even so it only happened when he did things for others, besides right now he has nothing but hate and frustration, he didn't want to deal with anyone thinking that others will try to take advantage of him again

Getting desperate for how much attention you were putting to him or how you even tried to cling onto him he harshly push you demanding to leave him alone, he hoped that after that you will finally leave him alone but you are stubborn so you just stand up, shake your clothes and start following like nothing had happened

At the end Zerofuku has no other option than let you be by his side since you weren't going to leave him alone, still he tried to ignore you whenever you try to talk to him, but it doesn't work either because you practically force him to pay attention to you by clinging onto him

Once he got tired of you he asked you if you doesn't have nowhere else to be or someone else to bother and you, with all your innocence, answer that you actually don't have anyone else, people tend to avoid you and the only ones who approach to you is because the need to make a deal with you, Zerofuku sympathize with you from that part and thanks to that he just give up and let you stay with him, but still doesn't fully convinced of it

He doesn't really pry on your powers or anything, he knows you are a god but he doesn't care to much, but little by little he start to warm up with you, specially for how childish you are it amused him but at the same time annoy him from time to time, specially since you have no problem with disgusting things, and since he had grow up alone his only contact with humans were with all the misery he doesn't find too strange your like and curious for bizarre things, as well as not being too surprised for your sadistic side since he, right now, just hold hate

Zerofuku is used to be always all by himself, not really having anyone with him, and he had grow up slowly learning to take care of himself so when you came in his life it take him a while to learn to live with someone else, as well as look after your well-being, he isn't the best at doing it but he can't help but worry about you. Also, at the end he gets used to have you by his side all the time and even wait for you whenever you stop because something catched your attention or getting a little nervous whenever you go too far away, however he still has problem with you being so physically affectionate with him, he can endure hugs or holding hands from time to time but he doesn't like you clinging to him like a koala it makes him nervous

You can be pretty violent and sadistic when they provoke you, as well as if someone try to mess with him you have no problem with throw your hands for him, and even when he already know that or may even saw you fighting with someone he is still pretty protective over you, he can't help but care for you and since right now you are the only one by his side he gets protective over you and he doesn't really fear you neither, he knows that you are powerful and cruel when you want to but you had show nothing but love and care for him for a long time now so he doesn't has reasons to distrust you

Even if he end up separating he wont stop caring for you, the new seven gods will still keep you by their side, and that just mean that you have more of your favorite person (Saraswati and Ebisu being the ones who are more clingy and playful with you as well as Bishamonten being the more protective)

Beelzebub

Is been a while since Beelzebub had been trying to find someone stronge enough to kill him, traveling and fighting against anyone who he know that is stronge, so there is two ways of how you two could meet, that he heards the rumor of you being a god that is able to fulfill your wishes by all means or because you were wandering nearby where he was fighting someone once of those occasions. If he has went to you in hopes to make a deal with you being so young and childish make him lose his hope and give up on that option, in the other hand if you were wandering around he noticed you until the end of the fight, he was getting frustrated for winning once again when you interrupted him with your excitment for such wonderful and exciting fight!

It doesn't matter much how you two end up meeting in either case Beelzebub thought that you were a waste of time while you, in the contrary, were really interested on him to the point that you end up following him and even clinging to him trying to become his friend

Beelzebub isn't really good dealing with other people, he has been so much time alone and he doesn't think that he deserve to have friends after what he had done neither, but anytime he tries to get away from you you always manage to appear in his life again, and no matter if he is harsh with his words or his action you always show up again, at some point he may end up telling you what he had done to the people he had cares out of desesperation but you just inmocently asked if that was all. After that he had just given up and started to accept you in his life, and, honestly, he doesn't know if you are really kind or really stupid

It took him a long time to get used to have you around and for a while he just let you be and just give you short answers to whatever ask your childish mind have. Although he notice your special interest for the the creatures and fights he had before and even for Satan, always with a not so innocent look on your face, he doesn't know if he should feel concern or not, but he feels like it is something that does not concern him either

Also he tried to keep you away from all his plans and experiments, fearing that you will end up hurt for how irresponsable you are most of the time (or your tendency to get into dangerous situations) but at the end you find it out and from then he doesn't manage to get you away from his study or convice you to stop asking about what he is working on, so thanks for your insistence he start telling you more about the creatures he is trying to create, and with that is when your bizarre curiosity show up since you are more and more interested on the details or even suggest a few things to add, then again he doesn't know if he should be concern or not

However it took him even more time to get used to how touchy and affectionate you are, you can be really clingy and he tries to bear but when you start getting physical it makes him really nervous, it doesn't matter if you try to just hold his hand or completely cling onto him it always startle him, he is touch starved but he fears that he end up hurting you so for a long time he just prefer to keep physical contact to the minimun, but knowing how affectionate you are he will end up getting used to soon or later

He grows to care a lot for you and apreciate your company, he still from time to time thinks that he doesn't deserve it or get nervous about you getting hurt (by his own hand or not) but at the end you childish and yet weird behavior bring happiness to his life, so, as always, it reached the point were Satan tried to kill you, everything went black and when he regained consciousness you weren't there, he was already panicing when he hear your voice call him from behind, with surprise and the same excitment you always have for seeing him, quickly turning back to see you completly fine standing up there like nothing happened, but he still fear the worst so he hesitatly and yet desperately reach your side and look all over you searching for a posible injury

Still without being able to calm down he ask you what happened and you answer like nothing that he tried to attack you (but you thought that he was playing something) so you answered the same way and it seems that you won since you end up knocking him out, despite your way to explain it Beelzebub doesn't know what to do or how to feel outside of the guilt and shame, hesitantly clinging to your shoulders and looking down in shame he admitted that he tried to kill you, he fears your reaction but he can't bare not telling you the truth either, but you just ask him with all your innocence that if he really wanted to kill you and if he want to try to do it again, he was shocked for the lack of fear in your voice, and even more for the smile you give to him when he finally look at you in the eyes, Beelzebub start to cry while holding you so thighly and desperately, like if his life depend on it, still feeling ashame but now more worried about you, promising to himself that even when he doesn't deserve you he will protect you for everything and anything, even if it cost him his life, while you were just really excited because this was the first time Beelzebub hugs you

[samyanggs]

Could you do some yandere zerofuku, happy and grief mode, with a human fem or gn if you prefer

Thanks 😊

All my writings have been Gn but I could do fem and male too ig. I’m sorry this took so long to do I’ve been really stressed lately and feeling like shit way too often, I’m really happy that I’m getting to this now tho ! Thanks for requesting and have a nice day

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Zerofuku yandere headcanons!

Warnings: doubt, violence, Yandere behaviour in general, etc

(Grief) zerofuku

zerofuku that gets jealous when they see another person talking, looking or touching you in any way and questions your loyalty to him

zerofuku who would stop at nothing to make you his even if it means that he has to murder innocent people and cause pain

zerofuku who forces you into saying I love you to him everyday, every hour, every minute, every second possible because he loves you so you should love him back no matter what

zerofuku who blames people around him and brings misery upon them if you decide that you don’t love him. (“You should love me. Why don’t you love me? Why why why why why??? It’s because of them isn’t it? I’ll make them pay I’ll make them pay I’ll make them pay.”)

zerofuku who threatens to kill your loved ones if you leave him because if you leave him, he will wreak havoc upon everything if it means that he can get you back

zerofuku who lies down with you on your bed stroking your beautiful silky long hair and wipes away your tears telling you how much he loves you and what he would do if you ever leave him, ever.

(Happy) zerofuku

zerofuku who wants you to be happy but only be happy because of him and nobody else. Only him.

zerofuku who locks you in his room with him as you both lay down and he worships your very body while you cry and tell him to let you go (he’ll never let you go. You’re his and only his.)

zerofuku who will spoil you rotten with whatever you need but will not give you what you want (freedom. Your family.)

zerofuku who makes sure nobody thinks that you’re in danger and that he treats you well. (He does treat you well doesn’t he? He gives you food, clothes, water, candy, sweets and everything! There’s no way you don’t love him. There’s absolutely no way.)

zerofuku who doesn’t allow anyone near you because he’ll get mad.. we don’t want him to get mad now, do we? (“I’m sorry I’ll be better I’ll be better” ‘if you say so, love, you know I love you so much.. so this is why it hurts that I have to do this to you..’)

zerofuku who asks you to never do it again because it hurts him to hurt you in such a way. Who cradles you in his arms as he begs for you to never do it again. Who doesn’t bother wiping your tears as you hiccup and silently beg to be let out of this prison

[kanroji-san]

Obanai!Y/n/Reader AU

Buddha is babysitting Zero while you were dragged by Aphrodite to shop around

Buddha: *Standing in the middle of a street while holding Zero by hand*...

Zerofuku: *Throwing a tantrum*I WANT MY MOMMY!!!

Buddha: *Blank stares as he sees you wearing a black dress/suit that hug your body PERFECTLY*I want your Mommy too...

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#178 Do I look like I give a f-?

Aphrodite*Seeing you eat a Mukbang worth of junk food with Buddha and Zerofuku*...Do you even know what's in that??

Y/n*Chewing happily and blankly stare at her, grabbing your toy voice modifier and saying in a deep brooding voice*KIMBERLY I WANT TO TAKE ONE GOOD LOOK AT MY FATASS AND TELL ME IF YOU THINK I GIVE A FUCK-

Buddha*While you weren't paying attention he tried to steal on your nuggets but his hand was slapped*AAH-

Zerofuku*Who "stole" a sip of your soda but really seeing his cheeks looking a chipmunk full of food how you ever be mad-*Hehe

Buddha*Pouting at him knowing he may be your boyfriend but your not his favorite in the world*...favoritism

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Gods and Humans reaction to Tesla, Sasaki, Chen Gon, and Buddha with a Wife!Reader like Jessica Rabbit (She has a voluptuous body, speaks in a seductive, breathy voice, very calm, even in danger, brave, quick-witted and having a great singing voice, as she’s a very popular singer)

Despite this though, she’s very loyal and deeply in love with her beloved, who she likes to call her ‘Hunny Bunny’ or ‘Darling’

She also took Zerofuku in as her child, even calling him her ‘Baby Bunny’ and sings him songs to help him sleep or soothe him when he’s upset

She doesn’t care about the catcalls, stares or the lust in others eyes, as she’s only devoted to her love, and doesn’t care about how others think of her, even explaining “I’m not bad… I just look that way”

However a stupid, lecherous god tried to grope her, but before her Love could react, said God proceeded to scream in pain as his hand reveals to have been caught in a bear trap (The ladies could only laugh as even Shiva commented that was a cleaver ‘booby trap’)

-Wowza- that was one of the words that many used to describe you- you were drop dead gorgeous, stunning, sexy, and just so alluring looking that you had heads turning of all genders when you walked by.

-You were a well-known and very popular singer, able to charm anyone with your beautiful, luscious voice, and paired with your looks and sexy nature when you would perform, you had admirers all over Valhalla who would do anything to just be in the same room as you.

-The only downside… YOU WERE MARRIED!!!! It wasn’t fair- someone got to you first and you were completely loyal to your ‘Honey Bunny’ (Love).

-The same eyes that watched you with awe and desire glared daggers in his direction, as they couldn’t fathom that he was married to you, thinking he had tried some underhanded trick!

-While professional but still a little sexy with others, talking with your low breathy voice that seemed to have the spines of men melting, when (Love) came around, you were so open with your affections, rushing over in your heels, hugging him close and covering him with kisses, happy to see him.

-The only other person who would get your highly coveted affections was your adopted son, Zerofuku, whom you called Baby Bunny. He was drawn to you, being able to easily sense you were a good person and he loves your hugs, you were always so warm, and he would proudly wear the proof of your love, your lipstick marks all over his face.

-You were his safe space, he could easily relax when you would sing to him, and if he was ever in his Envy form, while being salty to everyone else, he could never be like that to you. He would accept your embrace and he could just feel his anger melting away.

-(Love) was very respectful of you, if the two of you were out and about together, you would be holding his arm and he would defend you if someone were to cat-call you, calling them out on their disrespectful behavior- you were a stunning beauty, not a dog to be called.

-There were some, those who were jealous of you, who would try to spread nasty rumors that you would use your body to get your way on things, or to seduce others, but those who actually knew you knew that this was the farthest from the truth.

-When Brunnhilde, a good friend of yours, asked you this after she pulled (Love) away to keep him from attacking someone, why you didn’t do more to defend yourself, you just smiled down at her, your eyes half closed, “They can say what they want, I know who I am. I’m not bad, I just look that way.”

-However, you did prove yourself that while you let the words roll off your back, you didn’t let anyone who wasn’t your husband, or your son touch you.

-A lecherous god had seen you and thinking you were an easy mark, he immediately came over, despite it being in broad daylight while you were surrounded by many of your friends and stuck his hand down your dress to cop a feel.

-You had frozen in shock, before a loud SNAP was heard and he howled loudly, pulling his hand out, a bear trap closed around his hand as he was screaming in pain.

-Your female friends all looked proud, giving you nods of approval while many of your male friends were a bit scared, a few asking things like, “Do women really have booby traps like that?”

-You turned with a smile as (Love) hugged you, his head on your chest as he pouted, “That’s for us to know, and for perverts like this to find out.”

-You were a dangerous woman, you had beauty, brains, and so much love for your family. You were truly a work of art.

[harusaki-hugo]

ROR Incorrect Quotes!!

Y/n: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste Zerofuku: We got spring water Y/n: NO. Buddha: with EXTRA minerals Zerofuku: it's like licking a stalagmite Y/n: DON'T COME HOME. Buddha: Mmmmm cave water

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Y/n: Buddha and I are having a baby. Zerofuku: That's gre- Y/n, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Y/n: What did you do with Hades's body? QSH: What didn’t I do with the body? Y/n: QSH: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Y/n: You have to apologize to QSH Hades: Fine. Hades: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

[dance-till-the-death]

How I think RoR characters would scream

expect some of them are incorrect because idfk

‼️ LOUD WARNING ‼️

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[telvess]

Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?

I'm like Tesla 🤣

Jack

I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.

Nicola Tesla

Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.

Poseidon

I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.

Hades

It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.

Beelzebub

Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…

Loki

Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.

Ares

Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.

Thor

Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.

Hajun

He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.

Lu Bu

Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.

Hermes

Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.

Göll

She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.

Zerofuku

Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.

Buddha

He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.

Noah

I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.

Qin

Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.

[sketchy-owl]

~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 14

Zerofuku: Y/N!!! Buddha was mean with me!!*big tears*

Y/N:WHAT!?

Buddha:THAT'S NOT TRUE!

Zerofuku:*cries and hugs Y/N* he hates me!!

Buddha:Stop lying!

Y/N:*glares* How could you treat him this way? He's just a child!

Buddha:He's even older than me!!!

Y/N: I don't wanna listen to your excuses. No sweets or candies for you today!

Buddha:What!? Not during our Netflix and chill night!! You made my favourites!!

Y/N:Looks like you don't deserve them! Let's go Zerofuku, I'll make you an hot chocolate and cookies.

Zerofuku: Thank you Y/N*big puppy eyes* I luv u so much *hugs them*

Y/N:*cuteness overload* You deserve everything dear *picks him up *

Buddha:*glares at him*

Zerofuku:*smirks and gives him the middle finger *

Buddha: You little piece of s-

Y/N:*turns around with a death glare*

Buddha:sssssugar honey iced tea?

Y/N:No sweets for one week.*walks away*

Zerofuku: *mouths* "See ya loser!"

Buddha: ....."I'll make him pay"

[Owlie note:I know Zero is not like that....but I cannot help but imagine him and buddha as siblings fighting for Y/N's attention)

[seii-fantasy]

S/o who suffers from a panick attack .

Requested by anon .

im sorry dear ,i needed a pic for Zero and Hajun but when i tried to save it , they litteraly publish it

Kojiro Sasaki , Zerofuku and Hajun

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Kojiro Sasaki

Kojiro didn't understood at first , what happened to his s/o . Everything was alright until their whole body start to shaken up and their heart start to hammering in their chest .

They sat on the ground due to the numbness of their legs .

Kojiro stopped his training , and went to see what happened . You were almost laying on the ground . Eyes teary , he took your hands and asked you what happened , and since you cannot talk due to the panick attack , you tried to show him but it seems he did not get it

He took you in bridal style and the both of you went back home.

He put you on his futon , and you tried to show him again , what was happening and now it seems , that he got it

It was the first time , that a kind of situation was happening with him

He tried to calm you down , he tried the best he can . He massaged you , your legs , your arms ,but he still could felt that you were still shaky so he kept doing that while whispering sweet things for you so that would probably calm you down.

After a several minutes , you finally calmed down , but he will still help you tho .

No you wont be alone for a day or two , when he will see that everything is alright , yes you will be alone , but he's just gonna train at the backyard of your house .

Zerofuku (Happy)

That poor baby got scared .

You were playing with him , and suddenly out of the nowhere , your heart starting to beat faster and faster , feeling yourself shaky , and you told the little God that you were feeling not good

Eyes widen , worry started to take over Fuku(Zerofuku) , he'll panick too. What is that ? What should i do? Why Y/n is shaking?

A lot of questions , until you take his hand who was shaky , you tried to told him what was happening , he read on your lips .

He kisses your forehead , and went to search real quick your favorite snack , he came back as fast as he can

He will try his best to calm you down .

He's determinated to calm you down

And he will still watch over you

Zerofuku (Angry)

This angry baby , got mad

Not at you , of course . You almost fainted but he quickly catches you

He will ask who did that .

If thats a person they better run fast as they can or if thats a thing , they would get rid of the thing so it wont bother you again

This baby would try to not show his anger to you

But deep down , he's mad , and he would do everything to see his s/o smiles again

Because his S/o and their smiles >>>>>>

The sunshine of his life

He will do his best to calm you down , just like Happy Zerofuku!

Hajun

(Just pretend that Hajun has a castle in Hell)

What in the Netherworld just happened?

The S/o of the Demon Lord of the Sixth heaven is now laying on the floor , legs numb , feeling suddenly cold

Hajun , who came back from destroying another world in another realm . Who is always calmed and eager to his s/o , it was the first time , he ran to Y/n , kneeled , taking them in his powerful arms as he asked what happened .

Since he's a demon , he read your mind . You were calling him , feeling unwell , calling for help

Since you were the first human/God/Godess who wasnt scared of him , you were the angel to his life full of darkness

He took you to Beel , and Beel who was currently doing another of his experiences , he stopped working and went to see Hajun.

After that , Hajun won't leave you , unless it is for a good reason but his trusted demons will be there to watch over you

I was happy to do that , even thought it makes me remember of my mother who had it last year. I just woke up and saw the request and i cannot let the opportunity slide . :D

Who's next?

[thequietkid-moonie]

S/O is killed out of hate

[ SCENARIO ] [ Thor, Zerofuku, Hades ]

[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]

It hurt me to write this 😔 anyway, here it is hope you like it! 🤠

Thor

Thor may don't be the best with feelings or to express them, but when he start a relationship with you is because he is sure that he loves you and that he does it with all his being

If you ever have a problem you can always count with him, even when he doesn't fully understand it or when the only thing he can do is hear you he promise to always be there for you, you have Thor's protection without even asking for it

Still, Thor isn't someone possessive or clingy, he loves spending time with you but is okay if you need some time alone or sometimes is him who have things to do that will make him be away for a while, he is still the one of the greatest gods after all

Also, if he knows that you or even him have an enemy that could be dangerous he will give you an bodyguard if is need it, someone that will keep you safe when he can't be by your side, just to make sure

Still, you are free to go wherever you want, so it would in one of those occasions where you were just having a walk alone when someone had approached to you and put an end to your life

Thor will not going to take this well, at first when the news of your murder reach him he really hopes that this is nothing more than a bad taste joke of his brother, he was already looking angrily at the person who had tell him the news, but when the person insisted on it Thor doesn't waste more time and rush to your side, it was obvious how desesperate and furious he was, so much that no one dared to say anything, even stepping aside fearing to get on his way

When he gets where you were he slowly approaches to you without saying a single word, he is just too focused on you, gently caressing you face before holding you carefuly un his arms, hugging you tightly close to him while asking whoever where there what happened, his voice was so intimidating and full of fury that the person it was almost unable to answer

However, if the case is that he was the one who find you his reaction will be a little more aggresive, just by seeing your body on the floor he is shocked, it took him a moment to notice your blood or how you weren't moving (it would be just worst if the bodyguard he assigned to you was death there too), getting back to his senses he rushes to your side, despertly searching for a hint that you were still alive, but your pulse weren't there anymore, he feels so frustrated and angry that he even let go an scream of pain that alertated everyone around

He have to recive help from others to conduce a proper investigation because he can't just bring himself to calm down, he is too focused on his desire to find the culprit and make them pay for what they have done to you. He isn't someone who normally resorts to violence, but this time he isn't going to hold back when confronting the person

When he discover that they killed you because he hated you he will be even more furious, almost unable to hold himself and kill them right there, Thor wants to fight them properly, mainly because he wants to make them pay for what he have done to you, the more the person says the more angry Thor gets (as if he wasn't already angry enough), but it would make things worst for both if the person did it because he hated him instead of you, in that case he will be even more aggresive with them while fighting, calling him coward and saying that he don't deserve to even continue living

However, he himself will be in charge of preparing a farewell ceremony with all the honors, he wants to say goodbye to you properly and thank you for all you have done for him

Zerofuku

After Zerofuku was consumed by the negative feelings he was left behind with nothing more than the hatred he feels and the inmense pain, and still you decided to stay by his side

It doesn't matter too much if you know him since a long time ago or you just met him after he transformed, the important is that you had made your way into his life and heart, showing him the kindness and love no one had show him before, and once he accepted you in his life he wasn't planning to leave you go away, you are the only good thing in his life right now

That is why he had grow pretty protective over you, not wanting to anything bad happening to you, if he ever notice (or you tell him) that other people doesn't seem to like you too much or you even have some enemies he will be even more protective, wanting to be by your side all the time in order to protect you

It was one day that you were alone, maybe you have some things to do and Zerofuku just couldn't be with you right now or just you (or him) need some time alone to relax or think, everything seemed normal, just a pretty day, but while you were busy in your own mind someone came from behind to attack you

By the time Zerofuku had come searching for you that person had already go away, leaving behind nothing but your body. The moment Zerofuku lay his eyes on the escene it was like time stoped for him, unable to move or response to anything just trying to process what he was seeing

When he finally was able to move he screams your name while running to your side, he didn't want to accept that this was real, he was desperately looking for your pulse, some sign that you are still alive, the feeling of your blood in his hands it was unpleasant and the cold of your body scares him

He hate it, he hates you for leaving him, he hates himself for not protecting you, he hates this situation, he has nothing more than hate. He didn't exactly calm down but he does noticed the signs of the murder, it could be the position of the wound or that there wasn't around any kind of weapon, or even signs that you had fought for your life, and with every new sign he discover he just get more and more angry

It doesn't matter much if your death was quickly, that doesn't make things easier for him, but if you had suffer while dying that will make him more eager to find the bastard who had done this

After giving you a proper sepulcher and saying a last goodbye to you he will spend every minute of his life searching for whoever have done this, he has nothing more that his hate again, he has nothing to lose anymore. Even if he part himself before being able to find the culprit that won't stop them to continue with this, he isn't going to rest until he put an end to life of the bastard who killed you with his own hands

He was already planning to make that person suffer for what they did, but when he discover that they had did it because they hated you (or him) and that they even were just glad that you died that will make him more furious and eager to end with their life. He start fighting with them without even a warning and won't stop until his body don't give more, he is planning to let out all his anger and pain against that person, making them suffer until the very end, and even if they die that won't stop him from razing with the whole place until he can't anymore, until he feel like his entire body will fall apart, until he feels like he will pass out and has no more strength to continue

Is until then that he can finally just lay down and quietly cry for his grief

Hades

Hades is a really caring person, and even when he seem really calm he is passionate, he loves you with al his heart and he is willing to do everything in his power for you to be happy

If you ever have a problem he will like to know, he is willing to give you all the time you need to talk about whatever is bothering you, but he wants to know at some point, specially if the problem is with someone specific since he will hate for the problem escalates to a greater one (still he is ready to step in order to protect you if is need it)

Hades isn't exactly clingy nor possessive, so you are free to do and go to wherever you want, but he will like to know what you are into just in case you need his help or just because he cares for you. Although he is a busy man, so he may not be able to spend all the time with you

It was one of those occasions that you two were apart, maybe he was busy or you just wanted to do something alone, either way you being alone gives to however wanted to attack you the perfect oportunity to do so, being quickly and before someone notice it they put an end to your life

His reaction will depend a little for how the situation had happened, but what doesn't change is the feeling of anger and frustration for not being able to help you

If he was the one who had find your body his inmediatly call your name and runs to your side, holding you close to him carefuly and searching for the pulse, just hoping that is still there, it doesn't take him long to accept that you died but that doesn't make things less painful. However, if is one of the guards/servants of the palace who had bring him the news he stops whatever he is doing inmediatly and demand to be lead to where you were, even rushing himself to get there, when he finally get he just slowly walk to your side and carefuly hold you tightly, in both cases even when he knows that you are death deep down he just wants for you to open your eyes, at least once, even if is just for say goodbye

This kind of situation it would be pretty difficult to happen inside of his palace, there are a lot of guard and since it is his domain he has an advantage, still it isn't imposible, so if it was actually on the palace it would make him feel worst, this was supose to be a safe space for you, somewhere you could feel free and secure and still someone had manage to do this. If it was outside of the palace he still feels bad but knows that there wasn't much he could have done for you

He tries to stay clam during all of this, quickly starting to work and ordering some guards to help with the investigation, but in reallity he is just putting his feelings aside in order to concentrate to solve the problem, he will express all his frustration and anger later, right now you are more important

Hades makes sure that, after he end the investigation he makes an special ceremony to say goodbye, he feel like this and finding the culprit is the very least he can do for you, if he wasn't able to protect you as he should be at least he will make things right in your name

Hades is a really good leader and strategist so it won't take him so long to find the culprit of this, and even when he have the bastard who dared to take you away from him he tries to stay calm, wanting to know why exactly they had done this, why they had went against you

Hearing that it was out of hate make him feel even more furious, that person had killed you just because he hated you, he can't comprehend why some one will hate you that much to the point that wanting to see you death. But it will make him feel worst if it was actually because they hated him, if the problem was with him you shouldn't be affected, it anger him that just because some coward that couldn't face him properly you ended like that

Either way, unlike like him, he won't be able to hold himself more and he himself will make sure to make the culprit pay for what he had done, he does it for your honor too

[solar-eclipses-stuff]

Hey 👋 if you're willing and able, could you do another valentines day scenario but for happy and grief zerofuku?

Happy Valentine's Day

Characters: Zerofuku

Valentine's Day, the holiday of all lovers. And this day was special for you, your friend Zerofuku

You thought he was kind and unselfish, TOO kind

You were very worried about him, you tried to preserve his kindness by protecting him from a vicious world

And soon this concern turned into something more

Did you feel happier around him

You considered him your sunshine

You decided to make a gift for him, maybe he could not describe all the feelings, but he was from the heart

It was a pink bag with heart-shaped patterns and a brown ribbon

You entered his temple, and broke into a warm smile at the sight of him

Zerofuku. God was cheerful and smiled at the sight of you "Y/N, you have come! " He shouted merrily, and began to approach, "What have you got there?? " What is it ? " he asked

You giggled, "This is for you, happy Valentine's Day," you said, holding out the bag

, "Wow! Thank you!" A little flushed and embarrassed, he accepted the gift "But.. I have nothing to give in return.. "It's not worth it," you said, "I did it without the desire to get something in return,"

He began to open the bag and in addition to the cookies there was a note

You just watched these

When he read the note, his face turned twice as red, "Is it really for m-me?? " What is it ? " he asked , red with embarrassment

Kissing him on the cheek you said "Yes, all this love is for you" You hugged him. He buried his face in your chest, his face red with embarrassment.

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this is my first request :)))))

in short, I did not understand the meaning of the request very well, but still tried

for some reason it was difficult for me

P.S. this is about Zerofuku before the trotter

[kanroji-san]

Obanai!Y/n/Reader AU

Zero: Papa!! Can I have chocolate cookies?

Buddha: What's the rule?

Zero: *Rubs his arm and looks saddened* No cookies before dinner...

Buddha: No, that's your Mommy's/Daddy's rule, My rule is you have to bring me some too~

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#185 *Burns the paper*

Zerofuku*gets a paper cut*Ow...

Y/n & Buddha, under your breaths: Hasn’t he fucking been through enough?

[deathmetalunicorn1]

You ever see those grandparent videos where the parent brings their newborn into the house, without the grandparent knowing they were born yet? Imagine adult! Reader inviting everyone in and to their knowledge she hasn’t gone into labor yet but to their surprise the baby is right there.

Bonus points if it’s multiple babies like twins or triplets and the family had no idea until the reveal.

-Your family was waiting for you and your husband to arrive, it was the normal routine for Saturday, when you both would come over, there would be a big barbeque or meal, and you would get to spend time with the massive family you called your own.

-It had been a little difficult for you lately as you had been pregnant up until just a few days ago, but only Brunnhilde and Eve knew this, as you had called them, letting them know but asking them to keep it a secret, as you wanted to surprise everyone with your twins.

-They agreed to keep it quiet only if they got to hold the babies first, which you and your husband agreed to while trying not to laugh, the four of you plotting the surprise.

-You arrived quietly and Brunnhilde was waiting by the side door so you both could sneak in the back door to drop off your babies in a side room to get them ready, getting them out of their carriers.

-Eve told everyone else that you both were here, but when Loki spoke up after running to the door, wanting to get a hug first, he pouted when he saw neither of you there, “Where are they?” she just smiled warmly, “Y/N had to run to the bathroom.”

-They all nodded in understanding, as you were due any day now, as Hermes questioned, “Is it a good idea for her to be traveling right now?”

-Brunnhilde was recording before she gave you both the signal. Your husband walked out, holding your daughter, before you walked out, holding your son, “I’m fine.”

-Everyone turned, their eyes growing to the size of dinner plates, except for Eve and Brunnhilde as you grinned warmly as the house was shaking with screams and cries.

-Your daughter got a bit fussy at the sound, almost crying which made everyone hold their hands to their lips, silencing their cries as your husband rocked her.

-Your babies were being handed around, everyone enjoying the new additions to the family as you were relaxing, sitting curled up next to your husband who was grinning, recording now.

-Obnoxiously crying, unable to stop their tears as they held one or the other of your babies, unable to form any coherent words as they would look down at the baby, then to you, babbling nonsense while sniffling loudly, which made you giggle warmly.

            -ARES, LOKI, Apollo, Nikola, Zerofuku, and Goll

-Only let a few happy tears slip out as they talked to your babies, talking so softly and sweetly, before turning to you and your husband, calling you both gremlins for pranking them, then turning back to your babies. They are overjoyed to see you and your babies, but how could you not tell them you had your babies already?!

            -Adam, Zeus, Hades, Kojiro, Jack, Hercules, Hermes, Aphrodite, Shiva, Raiden, Eve, Brunnhilde, and the rest of the Valkyries

-Panicking, please don’t hand him a baby, he doesn’t know how to hold one! You sit next to him, guiding him how to hold your son who smiled up at him, babbling cutely which immediately made him melt, even if he didn’t show it. You can’t help but lean into him, seeing his rare soft smile.

            -Thor, Lu Bu, Beelzebub, and Poseidon

-Expert baby holder, can easily put your children to sleep, all while trying to hide their smile that they were so good at it, despite others calling them out on it because they want to know how good there are, but they’re not revealing their secrets so easily, which causes you to laugh.

            -Leonidas, Buddha, Qin Shi Huang, and Odin

[for-the-underrated]

👾 THOR

👾 ZEUS

👾 POSEIDON

👾 HERACLES

👾 SHIVA

👾 RUDRA

👾 INDRA

👾 ZEROFUKU

👾 HADES

👾 BEELZEBUB

👾 ODIN

👾 LOKI

👾 HERMES

👾 ARES

👾 ADAMAS

👾 APHRODITE