#ror ruined him bro ���

[raziiyah]

this has been marinating in my drafts for long enough

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#155 Golden Boy

Odd circumstances have put You, Raiden...and Apollo to share a room...

Raiden: Ooh... I've got goosebumps, Thrud be here any minute

Y/n: Bro, why are you so jumpy? You've been out with Thrud a thousand times by now

Raiden: I know but now there's more at stake - everything's changed! It's all new and exciting. In many ways I... I feel just the way I felt when I was a virgin~

Y/n*Taking a knowing glance at the not-real camera in the room and looks at Raiden* You mean the feeling isn't gonna last long?

Raiden:...Are you implying I lost my virginity at an early age?

Y/n: I'm just saying you're lucky Jack & Jill Magazine didn't have a gossip columb~

Apollo: Human!

Y/n*Holds hand up to shut him up* Hold it, Golden Boy~ I'm on a roll~

Raiden: I'm sorry, Y/n But I'm not gonna let your skepticism ruin my entire evening. Thrud and I were meant to be together!

Y/n: I wish I could say the same for your thighs

Y/n*Silently laugh watching their shocked and dumbfounded expressions, slapping their own knee* God, I'm hot tonight!

Raiden*Gets up to leave* I'm not gonna stand for this!!!

Y/n*Points at Apollo* Take it, Golden Boy!

Apollo: But I'll bet you'll lie down for it!

Y/n*Looks at the Apollo disapprovingly* Well, that was just plain rude.

Raiden*Huffs with a nod picking you up like a mangy cat also giving him a side eye* Some people just don't know when to quit...

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Me: I'm going to read Arsenic blues, wishing to see what the queen has to us ❤️

After reading the note: The fuck!?

Can't believe people are really stealing your job and asking why they haven't the right to it. People are crazier every time I check is half concerning and half amazing how their brains work

Have to be nice, living in that fantasy world for free and without Isekai yourself.

Be for real and growth. Write your own stuff and don't come here asking yourself why the author is mad when you literally just committed a CRIME

Anyway, great character as always queen! ❤️

It is amazing how Loki has one type, defender of rights only person here that knows about human rights and thinks they deserve it.

Loki's the "fuck around and found what happens" god and is always hurting him but he can't scape the consequences of his own actions

Dumb bitch, you're lucky you're hot

Baldur was the first to say: they deserve to live cause you created them and if they're bad it is because you all are worse, maybe if you all learn a minimum of moral they would be better ❤️

I love him, Loki really didn't deserve him, he doesn't deserve Percy either but Baldur is... *Chef kiss*

He was the first, if you know what I'm saying, it is even wonderful how a person (god) can be so kind without knowing what it really is. It is hard to be kind, but without an example!?

Made him the god of humanity and sent him far away from Loki's (too late)

Loki: what's wrong here? Him or me?

Me: You have one chance, and hint, it isn't Baldur you asshole

(That hint of karma. Poseidon is going to lose his daughter, one as loved as Baldur and it's just his fault cause he doesn't have a heart. Love that for him. I love him but I also love the drama)

(Maybe we're more like the gods that we like to think I guess)

Thinking about it, maybe Percy being too gremlin with him IS a good thing.

No matter what, that side of her, the way she's always ready to fight but also being ready to relax with him is his... Well, Loki is always on the edge, but her giving so much kindness to him is also pushing him away.

She chooses to spend time with him and genuinely enjoy that time when he isn't tricking her (to the surprise of EVERYONE including him)

(Percy, being too kind is one thing)

At least he's learning that maybe killing and hurting your loved ones isn't the best decision.

Took him millennials but progress is progress

For now, act 4 is going to give him a ticket express to that fall to madness

Beelzebub...

Well, his trauma is stopping him right now, but I trust him to find a way, it's the smartest one so I'm going to wait before saying something

(For once, the author's favorite is one of my favorites)

(Just laughed cause that is karma right there, you were the one always making the deals with bad ends, now is your turn babygirl. Still rooting for you king ❤️)

Thanks for the chapter Queen and remember, a alive Nico is the best kind of Nico ❤️

bro omg that plagiarizer was weird af. did you see the old ask asking for permission to make an hp x pjo x ror fic inspired by mine? THAT TURNED OUT TO BE THEM. they made a third wattpad account sfahdvbjhv 😭😭😭

i made another chapter calling them out on wattpad and they deleted the books and fucked off (they'll probably be back with a fourth account 💀) but yeah, that's just weird behavior fr 😭

and also.... the thing i wrote about poseidon getting karma? yeah, that's a big ass hint for the future HEHEHEHE

and yesss percy actually does enjoy loki's company most of the times, he just ruins it by... you know, being an asshole to her sometimes, but other than that, she likes hanging out with him! she actually considers him as a friend (but beelie is her #1 bestie in the ror verse LMAO)

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going off the if nico came to ror!verse too; bro would be going through such culture shock again.

like wdym his dad not is not the loser forsaken god but well respected??? wdym his dad is a pretty good parent (all things considered) and actually likes him/openly shows him affection?

wdym poseidon is one of the most un-chill gods and a literal tyrant??? wdym hermes is a butler?? wdym zeus is still a whore but somehow has not had any demigods yet, like where did he get the self-control to not fuck any mortals? zeus' appearance would send him into a coma 💀

ig some things never change like hera being a bitch or apollo being a loser-slut but poor boys gonna go through whiplash

i feel like zeus is gonna be the biggest shock of all for this poor boy. like, he witnessed pjo!zeus kill his mom and attempted to kill him and bianca! it was completely unnecessary too since he was born before the pact was made, but zeus tried to kill him anyway!

and then he meets ror!zeus.... who is the complete opposite of the god who pretty much ruined his life. he's gonna be so LOST