#rooster head

[fuzzkaizer]

"rooster head knobs"

cred: ebay.com/Film and Record Graveyard

[hello-satan-speaking]

My toxic trait is that when I start to be slightly less feral about Barto I start to miss him and then I rewatch Film Red (bc I miss him!) and then I fall in love with him all over again.

The cycle repeats.

I endure.

This is my 4th time watching Film Red this year. He is everything to me!

Everytime I think I’m out he pulls me right back in. I don’t think I’ll ever be free of him.

And I don’t want to be!!!

[calkale]

men will be like “yeah im over it” then pull some shit like this:

[ibetittering]

The rvb fandom really been getting their Pentagons hit one after the other for YEARS like first Monty Oum dies, then Burnie leaves, and then the Joel drama, THEN season 16 with the characters, AND THEN season 18 as a whole including a lot of the people who worked on it, THEN the whole company shuts down which means the SHOW gets shut down, so they THEN make a mediocre ending, THEN the website gets taken down, AND NOW THEY TOOK ALL THE MUSIC OFF SPOTIFY I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS 😭😭😭

[sunlightmurdock]

He’s so big ????? who let him ????

[bo0tleg]

Decided to make one of these for Top Gun: Maverick too, you know... to dispel the pain I caused with my last post...

(this is my whatsapp history, not direct quotes from the movie)

(in the first one, I'm aware it looks like There's a 30 min gab between both messages. There is not, my internet just decided that they were going to let me see the message 30 min later)

[mothiepixie]

Doodle dump of more Farmer sans and Motti stuff

[nixie-deangel]

just got a unhinged Hangster idea where Jake comes from a RICH family and who moonlights as a contract killer and is a serial killer, who meets completely ordinary Bradley, who is just absolutely drowning in debt, most from his mom's medical care and his university school and is working three jobs and just barely managing to scrape by and doesn't question this rich goes sudden interest in him.

nor does Bradly care when Jake starts insisting on buying him things, or paying for things because he's just so tried and lonely and just desperately wants someone to take care of him.

and who better to do that then a hot unhinged man, who seems to have money he wants to spend and just wants to make him happy?

just. Pillow princess pampered Bradley (it's what he deserves!!!) and service top Jake, who's covered in blood and blushing so pretty as Bradley breathily tells him how good he is, while he rails Bradley within an inch of his life.

I just have a mighty need y'all.

[pollyna]

After, after, they gave his name to a carrier. The Navy never received so many votes for a single name, but she is brand new, shiny, and bigger than the other carrier. They say it is a she, but they call it USS Thomas J. Kazansky because no other name would fit.

Slider serves on in it the his last few years before retirement, Bradley is there more than he's not and Mav doesn't want to hear that name, see it or even imagine what it looks like. Sarah goes to the launch, and Mav spends the night hugging Tom's pillow and desperately trying to remember the feeling of his husband's arms around him.

[mxrcusflint]

Forget the time 'cause I'm seven hours behind It's probably good I didn't call though, but I always want to

[parentsday]

rooster teeth you ate this one little thing i’ll give you that

[hello-satan-speaking]

Help! I need to give Bartolomeo a kiss immediately!!

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

... are we gonna see a dadbod bradley soon?

(Ps. Can i be the 🦆 anon?)

Haha! You saw my tags on sam’s post (saying i sketched some dad bod brad last night) i gather😎

Here are the aforementioned sketches! (i worked on them a little more to post but they were just drawn to stay in the dredges of my ipad at first so pardon the messiness)

And 🦆 anon you shall be!

[venln]

Watching achievement Hunter in your formative teenage years will have you in ur mid 20’s smoking a joint on 4/20 and thinking abt Ray Narvaez Jr as if he’s the Holy Ghost

[agreatandhonorablesoldier]

I hold these conversations in the silence of my room Rehearsing all the things I'd say should I run into you

[the-ace-with-spades]

I'm completing a shopping list for the stuff I want to make my top surgery recovery easier and those breakaway magnetic recovery shirts (which are supposed to be easier to put on in the first week post-op when you can't lift your arms) have the most slutty pictures ever

So all I can think about is post top surgery Bradley walking around the house looking like this (but with post-op chest dressings)

and Jake biting his tongue and chanting in his head No strenuous activities for six weeks, no strenuous activities for six weeks on repeat every time he sees him