#rooster head

[fuzzkaizer]

"rooster head knobs"

cred: ebay.com/Film and Record Graveyard

[hello-satan-speaking]

My toxic trait is that when I start to be slightly less feral about Barto I start to miss him and then I rewatch Film Red (bc I miss him!) and then I fall in love with him all over again.

The cycle repeats.

I endure.

This is my 4th time watching Film Red this year. He is everything to me!

Everytime I think I’m out he pulls me right back in. I don’t think I’ll ever be free of him.

And I don’t want to be!!!

[calkale]

men will be like “yeah im over it” then pull some shit like this:

[overwhelmed-alien]

Jake “Hangman” Seresin: Passenger Princess

The general consensus in his class is that Jake must think he’s up there with royalty, and therefore deserves to be driven around. That’s where the whole “princess” thing came from, originally. Jake of course rolls with it, plays up the prim “driving is beneath someone like me”, chuckles at the good-natured eye-rolls, and hops into someone’s -anyone’s- front seat and immediately fiddles with the radio just to be a brat.

The true reason, one he will never utter out loud, is that driving terrifies him. He grew up in rural Texas with hundreds of miles of straight, flat roads from horizon to horizon. Roads that frequently were completely empty, maybe you’d meet a tractor once in a while. So 12 lanes of bottlenecked California traffic, horns honking, engines revving, cars swerving in and out of lanes, the bright sun making it hard to see, unnerves Jake more than anything. Up in the sky he’s fearless, but the planes, he reasons, aren’t crowding around you not caring if you live or die as long as they get to brunch with the girls on time.

Bradley clocked it first, naturally. They’d lived together for years, back when they were “Bradley and Jake”. How Jake would never ask to drive, never grab the keys on the way out, would always sweetly beg -“honey come grocery shopping with me, it’ll be fun!” - Bradley to accompany him anywhere he went. Bradley could never deny him anything, so off they would go, either in Bradley’s Bronco or Jake’s truck, him driving, Jake in the passenger seat. He always thought it was adorable, Jake hopping up beside him grinning like a loon when he got his way, grin wider when Bradley inevitably calls him Princess. But he started noticing subtle things that he wouldn’t have noticed years ago. How Jake closed his eyes and gripped the handle when someone swerved in front of them. How he fiddled and played with dials or his phone or the strings of a hoodie to avoid looking out the window. The film of sweat on his face that, thanks to the blaring AC, had nothing to do with the Cali heat. The knee that bounced until they arrived at their destination.

He’d tried bringing it up once or twice, Jake had always laughed and played it up, “baby I’m too cute to drive, we’ve established this.” So he drops it. But if he’s more engaging in animated conversations with Jake to distract him, if he sings just a little louder and dances in the drivers seat a little sillier to draw nervous green eyes his way and not the speeding line of traffic beside him, if he smiles a little sweeter and the “Princess” comes out a little more heated so Jake forgets the entire world around him for a time, well, he’d do anything for the boy in his passenger seat. When they break up -why did they break up again? He can’t even remember - he always worries about Jake, so much his heart hurts. Is he having to drive himself?

At the Hard Deck, with some secret mission looming over their heads, and Jake looking so damn good, so damn pissed off, so damn hurt -he’d really screwed up, hadn’t he? Jake had wanted to go home early - something about beauty sleep, Javy, please! - and Bradley, stopping his piano serenading immediately, without even thinking: “I got you, princess. I’ll take you home.”

And Bradley swears he can see every single emotion, from rage to relief, regret to guarded happiness, and so much fondness in those nervous green eyes he still loves so damn much.

(I won’t make Jake say “show me the way home, honey” because I guess it’s cliche by now, but I’ll still heavily imply he does with my whole chest)

[kcsplace]

The true reason for the animosity between Bradley and Jake is that Bradley knows the truth of Hangman's callsign.

It had originally been Slayer, but then, Jake absolutely fucked it landing on a carrier, one of the arresting cables snapped and it went to shit fast. Just as it looked like he and the plane were gonna junk it into the ocean, the undercarriage got tangled in the cables, and the jet ended up danging over the side, with Jake inside hung out to dry.

From that moment on, Jake's callsign was changed to Hangman.

Between a judicious use of threats, coercion and charm, Jake managed to keep his name out of the scuttlebutt about the whole thing. The story spread far and wide, but his name didn't.

Except for Bradshaw. Bradley Fucking Bradshaw who was on deck when it happened. He was impervious to Jake's attempts to get him to forget the whole thing, but for years it has been the Sword of Damocles for Jake.

He really is quite concerned about the day Rooster comes off his perch and blows Jake's whole reputation to smithereens

[ibetittering]

The rvb fandom really been getting their Pentagons hit one after the other for YEARS like first Monty Oum dies, then Burnie leaves, and then the Joel drama, THEN season 16 with the characters, AND THEN season 18 as a whole including a lot of the people who worked on it, THEN the whole company shuts down which means the SHOW gets shut down, so they THEN make a mediocre ending, THEN the website gets taken down, AND NOW THEY TOOK ALL THE MUSIC OFF SPOTIFY I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS 😭😭😭

[sunlightmurdock]

He’s so big ????? who let him ????

[forsty]

short boyfriend with tall (blue) boyfriend

[top gun (maverick), avatar AU]

[bo0tleg]

Decided to make one of these for Top Gun: Maverick too, you know... to dispel the pain I caused with my last post...

(this is my whatsapp history, not direct quotes from the movie)

(in the first one, I'm aware it looks like There's a 30 min gab between both messages. There is not, my internet just decided that they were going to let me see the message 30 min later)

[mxrcusflint]

Forget the time 'cause I'm seven hours behind It's probably good I didn't call though, but I always want to

[mothiepixie]

Doodle dump of more Farmer sans and Motti stuff

[hello-satan-speaking]

Help! I need to give Bartolomeo a kiss immediately!!

[nixie-deangel]

just got a unhinged Hangster idea where Jake comes from a RICH family and who moonlights as a contract killer and is a serial killer, who meets completely ordinary Bradley, who is just absolutely drowning in debt, most from his mom's medical care and his university school and is working three jobs and just barely managing to scrape by and doesn't question this rich goes sudden interest in him.

nor does Bradly care when Jake starts insisting on buying him things, or paying for things because he's just so tried and lonely and just desperately wants someone to take care of him.

and who better to do that then a hot unhinged man, who seems to have money he wants to spend and just wants to make him happy?

just. Pillow princess pampered Bradley (it's what he deserves!!!) and service top Jake, who's covered in blood and blushing so pretty as Bradley breathily tells him how good he is, while he rails Bradley within an inch of his life.

I just have a mighty need y'all.

[pollyna]

After, after, they gave his name to a carrier. The Navy never received so many votes for a single name, but she is brand new, shiny, and bigger than the other carrier. They say it is a she, but they call it USS Thomas J. Kazansky because no other name would fit.

Slider serves on in it the his last few years before retirement, Bradley is there more than he's not and Mav doesn't want to hear that name, see it or even imagine what it looks like. Sarah goes to the launch, and Mav spends the night hugging Tom's pillow and desperately trying to remember the feeling of his husband's arms around him.

[parentsday]

rooster teeth you ate this one little thing i’ll give you that

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

... are we gonna see a dadbod bradley soon?

(Ps. Can i be the 🦆 anon?)

Haha! You saw my tags on sam’s post (saying i sketched some dad bod brad last night) i gather😎

Here are the aforementioned sketches! (i worked on them a little more to post but they were just drawn to stay in the dredges of my ipad at first so pardon the messiness)

And 🦆 anon you shall be!