#roomba roomba

[killieweegie]

Happy Caturday 🐈

[ask-roomba]

every time i get stuck under a new piece of furniture they ask me what im doing, but they never ask me HOW im doing. why are there so many tables

[kylejsugarman]

only thing i know for certain is that if "breaking bad" took place during modern times, jesse would've used his cash to buy a drone and there would've been a sick ass sequence filmed from drone perspective and one episode cold open would've been all scary and sinister and it would end with an ominous shot of the drone laying all crushed and fucked up on the floor to imply harm done to jesse. and it would be really sad

[followthebluebell]

Roomba kept crying because she couldn't find her spring toy and uh. Well, she had a good reason for it.

[shsl-roomba]

happy fucking pride month

[wuzeio]

some misc arts! second art is based on the Into the Woods series by ao3 user ominous !! :D

riko jumpscare at the end btw i just wanted to explore his design 🙂‍↔️

[montereybayaquarium]

Get a wiggle on this Monday with our sand dollars!

[belzebubsofficial]

It was bound to happen.

And while I'm here: Just a friendly reminder that the last 72 hours of the Moggie campaign are starting, so if you still wish to grab this limited edition glow-in-the-dark monster-cat, please do so now! :) She won't be available again. And thanks for all the pre-orders so far! We're nearly at 560 orders, so there's still a small chance to make it to 666! :D Cheers!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[call-me-remi]

[carionto]

The circle of life

Human 1: "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a loved one."

Human 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10: *sobbing, wailing, murmuring in disbelief and shock, silent dumbfoundedness, various stages of denial, grief, and bargaining*

H1: "He was a friend, a co-worker, a frequent visitor in all our lives."

H2-10: *continuous shedding of tears and blowing of noses*

Alien: *whispering to nearest, least emotionally distraught human* "Um, was there something special about that ap-"

H4: "Shh, not another word. Please. We need this."

A: "But you can just ta-"

H8 *loudly* "DON'T YOU EVER DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!" *softly now, almost voiceless* "you couldn't understand what he meant to us..."

H1: "He was loyal to this vessel from day one, dedicated to his task to the fullest, even at the eventual cost of his life..."

H2: *uncontrollably* "I MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY! I CAN'T DO THIS!" *runs off*

A: "There was not this much emotion when an act-"

H1: *loud cough of deliberate interruption* "And he was greatly rewarded and praised by all for his countless acts of bravery and simply for such a stunning decades long career. We salute you! May you rest in piece."

Humans in unison: "To Stabby! May you bump into Mecha-Gods ankle in the After-Warranty!" *celebratory chug of hard liqueur*

A: *almost given up* "But it still works just fine, what changed?"

H5: "Look, when Stabby's duct-taped knife finally breaks on its own, that's it. Stabby is both the robo-vacuum AND the blade, especially after it's been around for so long. You have to acknowledge it, it's a matter of respect towards everyone, especially the crew."

-----N E X T D A Y-----

H11: "GUYS! Stabinthia just got the President of Venus!"

Humans collectively: "Hell yeah! Promotion party already!! Woo!!!

A: "..."

[ask-roomba]

kitty litter is one of the worst textures, save that for the vacuum cleaner

[chloesimaginationthings]

https://www.tumblr.com/the-haiku-bot/738250169066389504/the-fnaf-animatronics-arent-evil-just

YOU HAVE BEEN HAIKU BOTTED

I’ve been blessed by Haiku bot,,

[followthebluebell]

Roomba tipped over the toy basket and was very upset she didn't fit in it. Sorry, Roomba, that's my fault. I really should've redone the laws of physics so you can fit in anything you want.

[shsl-roomba]

new movie predictions

[cozylittleartblog]

claptrap has been called a great many things. angel's "funny little robot" comment remains the most accurate

keychain || sticker