call-me-remi
Embrace the fuckery.
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call-me-remi · 4 months ago
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Friend I went to High School with uploaded this on the 4th of July. Flying out of Phoenix to LA at 8pm. I just had to share here. 
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call-me-remi · 4 months ago
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Happy 4th of July
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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i learned about Shiniuzhai, a convenience store hanging on a cliff in Hunan, that’s been nicknamed “most inconvenient convenience store” in China (x)
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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So, that Epstein client list just released?
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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“shark infested waters” bro they just live there 
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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Have a photo of one of my hand cannons.
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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*gives you this*
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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There's a whole lot of things that I deal with that would break people's brains if I were to say anything about them. That's both dealing with employees and what my actual job entails.
Especially considering the company that employs me.
Ok excuse me but what the everliving fuck do you do for a living lmao
I work in crisis management and contingency planning for a fortune 50 company.
Essentially a fixer with a fancy title.
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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Apartment walls & floors are so fucking thin that it feels like you're living with roommates.
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call-me-remi · 10 months ago
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Ever shoot a 45-70? Thoughts?
I have a Marlin Guide Gun that I've taken hog hunting a few times, and I've shot a coworker's "tactical" Henry Big Boy in 45-70.
They're pretty fun. I'd buy the coworker's rifle if he didn't want 4 grand for it.
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