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#arcane#jinx#viktor#machine herald#jayce#silco#ekko#these roof braces are cat climbing shelves for her and i love that#powder#epic tag
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I think the best Timmy angst is during the time Jason was dead and Bruce an dick continuously mistake him for Jason at random times. It’s always, chum, sweetheart, my boy, little wing, jay, Jason, but never Tim. they say his name like Tim doesn’t even exist, like he wasn’t there, like he was Jason. He tells himself that they are grieving, that they’ll get better at remembering his name. give it time, they lost a son and a brother. But it hurts to know that he really is a replacement, only there to lessen the grief and resentment they have. And it hurts.
if y’all’s got fics with them calling Tim Jason I need it PLEASE I BEG
#Tim’s a mitski fan#he’s got washing machine heart blaring while staring at his roof#I need fics like these#tim drake#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#Tim’s the embodiment of washing machine heart#red robin#batman#dc#robin#dc comics#nightwing#dc red hood#angst#tim drake angst
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it always tickles me that despite the fact that falin wields a literal mace as an arcane focus it's five-foot-something noodle-armed elven waif marcille with her delicately woven branch staff and bare minimum strength and constitution who is categorically more violent and destructive and unhinged. falin touden can tenderize a walking mushroom with one hit and still marcille "i cast explode your brain point blank on reflex when threatened" donato is truly something else
#and that's yuri#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#bc it's yet another hilarious dimension to their already unhinged dynamic#(yes faligon is an unstoppable killing machine but those were extenuating circumstances)#forever thinking about marcille obliterating the roof of thistle's house with a spell she aimed at mithrun's head from two (2) inches away#mine
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Telling me to make and list larger quilts will improve my sales is rude. Especially after I explain why I currently can't do that (my wrists and hands are a wreck).
If you're so determined I make these, you need to purchase a machine for me to be able to do that.
Until probably next Spring, I won't be able to do any handquilting. It will need to be done by machine. Neither of my two machines is large enough enough to quilt more than 30x30 inches without injuring myself. I received a quilting frame that will allow me to use a regular machine for the machine quilting and no strain on my body. Except neither of my machines is large enough. I have three on that linked list, all large enough, and the biggest has a 19 inch workspace and was made for the frame I have. I could finish a dozen or more quilts from 40x40 inches up to queen size (I have zero desire to deal with a king size quilt). The prices would drop like rocks because it wouldn't take over 300 hours to finish these. Nope. Closer to 50 hours.
If you would like to teach me to fish, you need to give me a fishing rod for the lessons to be of any use.
#words from the artist#my patience is this 👌🏻 thin right now amd my anxiety and stress are through the roof. i'll be making a bunch of very small things like#mug rugs and coasters for the time being. maybe this year i'll have a new machine. right now we have a plumbing issue and no#money to pay for repairs. so how about not lecturing me?
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Gruesome Playground Injuries except House is Doug's doctor. That's it. That's the post
#gruesome playground injuries#why was i thinking about this#i genuinely don't know#I think House would absolutely fucking hate him tbh#“Why did you fling yourself off of a roof”#“actually i rode my bike off the roof :P”#“so kid's just stupid. give him injury drug and send him home”#“But Dr House he also has other injury!!!!”#“Gayle you have other injury. how”#“my name's Doug”#“Okay what did you do Daniel”#“Told you. Bike”#It's 7am why am i typing this#help ke#help me#House would absolutely try to psychoanalyze him to figure out why he keeps jumping off roofs#Doug would probably just like. say “for fun” or something#amd they'd try to put him in a psych ward#The entire time Doug is just having the time of his life#and saying “Can i go again??” everytime they put him in one of those MRI machines#or give him stitches#i don't know#i think I'm funny sometimes#this is so obscure and niche I'm actually losing it#Anyways the real gpi-ers will like an subscribe for more stupid content!!!!#Art coming soon i swear!!!!!#house md#doug gpi
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RK800 - Connor
Because yeah, I'm back on dbh again
Original pencil sketch under the cut
#connor rk800#rk800#dbh connor#dbh#detroit become human#machine connor#you know the scene where connor decides to jump off the roof at hart plaza?#that's the context for this#yeah the linework is shoddy on this#i have a migraine and i took shortcuts when it came to the lineart because of it#by just using my original pencil drawing without inking it first
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motel kamzoil is so autism creature thank you for coming to my ted talk
#owl hoots#fiddler on the roof#motel kamzoil#the scene where he gets the sewing machine…. hes so funny
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mojang needs to fix the horrible bug that everyone universally hates where speed 2 beacons work on horses but not boats. don't even open your mouth about "boats aren't alive" shut up a horse is an entity and a boat is an entity so a boat is basically, i'm saying it's basically a horse. can anyone tell me where on the bug tracker i can complain about this
#peter posts#YES I'M STILL BEATING THIS DEAD BOAT. TO DEATH#please. come on. i want to use strategically placed speed beacons on the nether roof#to launch myself down a blue ice nether highway like a pinball machine
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oh girl that’s not—
#I sent this into the discord and someone started shrieking#how does it look exactly like them same pose same expression same everything#I could honestly write a thesis on the codependent homoerotic subtext that’s in alfons and elbert’s relationship#like alfons is just the +1 when you romance elbert at this point theyre a package set#big ‘unhinged killing machine and his handler’ energy they got going on like elbert is alfons’s fucking dog#i bet he’d do anything alfons told him to too like damn#wont even take kate to bed without asking alfons for advice or some shit i bet his parasocial delusions are through the roof#ikevil#ikevil jp
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Do you think it's possible they'll combine the romance pack with a potential hotel feature? Considering how they fucked up for rent, I don't believe hotel is gonna work for sims 4, but we had that in the other games and that worked from what I remember
honestly I don't speculate much anymore, I just run my fiendish piracy machine whenever there's a new pack and incorporate whatever it gives me into my gameplay. if they ever do add hotels though they'll definitely be broken as fuck. that at least we can always rely on.
#if the piracy machine ever stops working because people can't stop yelling direct links from the roofs like they're trying to summon gondor#then I will simply stop paying any attention at all until I find a new one
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ill have to look at the thing again but it's frustrating that i finished the episode and didn't quite understand what happened.
#arcane#ill watch it again when im ready obvs but rigth now#the alternate timelines and timeloops have me confused#like older viktor jesus where did he come from is he a different iteration of viktor that stayed hexxed but not machined heralded#when did whatever iteration of him decide to give every iteration of little jayce a rune when did he have the time to do that#im sorry im thtoopid i don't get ittt#i only understand why they didn't blow up cause i saw someone else explain it#ok im thinking about it now this is what im understanding:#wasn't that encounter what fascinated Jacy into wanting to create magic doesn't it mean that the whole machining#would precisely be avoided if that never happened so what is the point of creating that first meeting#(but if hes machine herald wouldn't he be unable to feel it? does he Not become machine heral in those? but jayce's machined corpse#is still on the roof so?? How does normal looking arcane mage viktor happen where does he come from how does he know what to do)#viktor in every timeline where he wins and fuckall years later hes liek ''hmmm don't like that''#so he goes back in time wiht his arcane powers and just gives different runes to jayce to see if something works?#he's known him for years so he kows this is a timeloop so eh only changes that every single rune and sees what happens??#until he gets to the acceleration rune that ekko uses to fuck up time and gives jayce enough time to be liek yo baby don't do this ur perfe#and jayce hugs him and victor is able to see what the world n his life is like in all those other timelines and hes like damn that sucks#and something something about them activating the acceleration + ekko¡s inversion of the rune of his device does some sciency thing#and they shoomp hand in unedited hand out of existence sacrificing themselves so that everything doesnt go boom#still though if jayce Had died in the snow wouldn't all this have been avoided#like sorry honey boo but also deos this mean that viktor is like yeah no im saving him anyway#or does it mean that it being a timeloop it just HAS to happen or the universe blows up or soemthing¿¿¿
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“Be not afraid? No, child. You should be very, very afraid.”
#creatures#my art#illustration#eye strain#scopophobia#experimental#the angel#the devil#the chairs stacked behind the sanctuary#the vending machine in the hospital hallway#the leaves laid on top of the roof#horror
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All landlords go to Hell
#There's probably a level just for them#There has been a hole in my roof for a week and they keep saying oh yeah the maintenance guy will be there tomorrow and then he doesn't sho#Also there is currently only one working washing machine for 80 apartments#Vent
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Can we talk about the fact that Paper Luigi swam through the entire sea in Origami King, while Paper Mario needed a boat. Had a rest at someone else's garden (without their permission--listen, hero privilege), and was ready to go. So first, he must have some premium pecs, and second, apparently sea water does not phase him even though he's made of paper. The f--
Plus he seems to have been waiting for us, judging by how smug and unsurprised he acts when we arrive.
Later in the game, Paper Luigi falls through the hole in the center of Peach's castle but comes back unfased on his kart. If you fall through that hole as Paper Mario, you die.
Paper Luigi is a machine. No wonder he was the perfect host for the Chaos Heart, he's a whole new level of chaotic by himself. Or is he experiencing lasting side effects of the chaos heart?
#luigi#mario#paper luigi#origami king#he must have the body of an olympic athlete under those plumber shirt and overalls#also his luck is through the roof although in very unexpected ways#he might have dyslexia#and when out of the lamp he first wants to play again#apparently he's a genie now with two more wishes to grant unless they were already granted#dUde you were just imprisoned???? you don't care??#luigi the machine
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I really truly hope that Taylor stops leaving cryptic clues because we literally just got 1989tv and I can see fans going 'THEY ARE HOLDING 11 FINGERS TS11 COMING' 'THIS IS WHY REP TV IS COMING ON NOV 10' no I am coming to your house and taking your phone away until you start appreciating what you have
#taylor swift#I mean bruh she is not a machine but also even if she is releasing the entitlement and greediness of the fans is through the roofs#they just want Taylor content rather than the art and what goes into album
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#moments before the fateful decision#can't say how long i spent there#with dialogue options on the screen waiting for my input#i did almost every side quest before starting this mission#only ones i didn't do were with kerry and the us cracks#and with brendan the vending machine (</3)#sitting on this roof almost dying with johnny beside me begging to let him take care of it#it ticked all the boxes it was supposed to#i was scared just as much as my v#i didn't want my v or johnny to die and every option seemed like a bad choice#btw had this as my wallpaper for quite some time#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk game#screen.qd
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