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Gruesome Playground Injuries except House is Doug's doctor. That's it. That's the post
#gruesome playground injuries#why was i thinking about this#i genuinely don't know#I think House would absolutely fucking hate him tbh#“Why did you fling yourself off of a roof”#“actually i rode my bike off the roof :P”#“so kid's just stupid. give him injury drug and send him home”#“But Dr House he also has other injury!!!!”#“Gayle you have other injury. how”#“my name's Doug”#“Okay what did you do Daniel”#“Told you. Bike”#It's 7am why am i typing this#help ke#help me#House would absolutely try to psychoanalyze him to figure out why he keeps jumping off roofs#Doug would probably just like. say “for fun” or something#amd they'd try to put him in a psych ward#The entire time Doug is just having the time of his life#and saying “Can i go again??” everytime they put him in one of those MRI machines#or give him stitches#i don't know#i think I'm funny sometimes#this is so obscure and niche I'm actually losing it#Anyways the real gpi-ers will like an subscribe for more stupid content!!!!#Art coming soon i swear!!!!!#house md#doug gpi
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we’re autism4autism have i ever mentioned that
#YOU BET MY ASS I WILL SIT AND LISTEN HIM TALK ABOUT THE AERODYNAMIC DIFFERENCES IN PLANES#YOU BET MY ASS I WILL SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO HIM TALK WHILE HE WORKS ON HIS BIKE#literally my favorite thing to do is listen to people talk abt their special interest#I have learned more things in life by hearing people talk then I have ever learned in school#my sister is the reason I am so knowledgeable about w.we i know these all of these wrestlers just by listening to her and I love it ☝🏽#funky hanging on to every word I say as I talk about the regional differences and variants of my tamagotchis#‘have I ever told you about the one where you can send your tama.gotchi to go get a job. you have to give them a resume. they can reject you#‘I am madly in love with you.’#sorry I’m crazy i love this hc so much#THE REASON HE WEARS THE GLASSES ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE ?? LIGHT SENSITIVITY ISSUES!!!!#THE REASON HE SEEMS SO ECCENTRIC AND ODD AMONG HIS PEERS SOMETIMES? MISSING SOCIAL CUES BABY!!!!!!!#I think it’s fun to think the coolest mf on the island is autistic LIKE I KNOW THATS RIGHTT 🔥🔥🔥🔥#ok sorry for rambling I love talking about this#doodles#self ship#self shipping#bipoc self ship#🦍🏄♂️🌊
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ATEEZ(에이티즈) - 'Birthday' - Seonghwa
#ATEEZ#seonghwa#because who told the stylists to make them this darn pretty??? they have enough power as it is#you know some stuff is about to go down when he looks up#i thought he was wearing a tutu but its bike lol anyway TAKE THESE DANG HATS AWAY FROM HIM I CANNOT HANDLE ANYMORE COWBOY-LOOKIN HWA#a lil bit of creation of adam a lil bit cowboy a lil bit sweet geezus i just noticed his shirt#ateez birthday#atz#ateez jp#kpop#8 makes 1 team#에이티니#에이티즈#성화#kq entertainment#ateez gifs#atiny#park seonghwa#seonghwa gifs#ateez japanese
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Today in my dream, Chuuya cracked an egg on Dazai's forehead and instead of the egg cracking, Dazai started cracking till he fell to pieces and then Chuuya sagely said "things fall apart".
#i rarely dream about fictional characters#and my dreams are generally weird#i once dreamt of meeting Siyeon which is a strange thing for me cause of my whole 'never meet you fave' philosophy#but in that dream she at my school for a fansign and I was waiting in line but my teacher called me and told me to get Siyeon a pen#cause she was out of ink#so obviously I decided to ride my bike all the way back hom to get her a pen instead of finding one AT SCHOOL#and somehow I rode across the desert plains a thunderstorm and across several massive hills for a pen#and when I finally got back the fansign was over
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There is so much to discuss here
#phoenix mercury#wnba#I’m just so glad they were able to get served walking through the drive through#bc so often I have attempted this and have been told you have to be in a car#and I’ve been on foot on bike etc#and like shout out charisma bc they all got fed at bk but I got fed watching this
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How to Marvelously piss off a Bat: A Guide by Billy Batson, Pt 1
Bruce: Hint at anything and everything prophetic, alternate futures or timelines where something goes horribly wrong. The sheer amount of stress will piss him off, weather its true or not.
Ex:
Billy: Well, this could be worse…
Batman: Superman is flinging himself into buildings high on fear gas, how does this get any worse chum?
Billy: Well hes not murdering his wife or lasering my eyes out right now so we’re definitely in the better timeline
Bruce: he’s not What now
Dick: Midair super-speed pokes. The slightest jab at the side, ankle, or even knuckle mid leap or drive freaks him out and leaves him fumbling a lot.
Ex:
Nightwing, happily summersaulting off buildings preparing to grapple to another mid flip: It’s a bird, its a plane, its the Lord Gray-
Captain Marvel, gaining righteous revenge for his bowl of marshmallow only lucky charms: (Pokes the back of his right knee) bop
Nightwing, now clutching his right knee 57 stories up: so-IIIIIEEEEEE
Jason: Stick a plunger on that crome dome of a helmet, bonus anger points if its during a meeting or in front of people he’s trying to intimidate
Ex:
The Red Hood, scourge of Gothams criminal underworld, in a meeting with his lieutenants: Next thing on our agenda-
The Red Hood, now with 3 plungers stuck to his helmet: We- what the hell
The Hoodlum from the warehouse rafters: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING ME OUT TO BATMAN JERK FACE!!!
Hood, taking a plunger off and pointing it at Hoodlum: I KNOW 17 WAYS TO KILL YOU WITH THIS THING YOU LITTLE SHIT, SO YOU’VE GOT 17 SECONDS TO RUN!!
Tim: Mutter something sounding like a vague hex within his proximity, he’ll think you cursed him if he knows you’re petty enough. Basically a magical non-magical psych out
Ex:
Tim, very tired: I am not helping you beat Damians score on Cheese Viking Billy, that goblin will know you cheated and then its my head on the same stick as yours.
Billy, muttering under his breath while walking away: oi karpoí tou kópou sou na xekinísoun sto stóma sou (may the fruits of your labor sour in your mouth)
Tim, understanding the Greek and that billy has ties to Greek gods and magic: *panik*
@thefantasmarex
#Marvelous Bats au#shazam#billy batson#dc#dc captain marvel#captain marvel dc#batman#shitposting#shitpost#///////#Solomon: and too you billy batson my infinite wisdom. may futures unseen and horrors avoided be clear to your eyes#Billy: thanks. i hate it#Billy’s favorite way to bug bruce is to validate his paranoia without context#super speed shenanigan’s#dick always save himself but its still funny#Jason told Bruce billy snagged a batarang for Freddy#Bruce was impressed he got pickpocketed but also disappointed billy didnt just ask for one#Jason’s guys think he just threatened his own kids life after he somehow got on Batman’s radar#goon1: how did hoodlum piss of the bat? goon2: i dunno man but it had to be bad to get him the boss to rat his kid out#Red hood as he’s attaching a sidecar to his bike: HES NOT MY DAMN KID#goon2: see man?! goon1: must’a been reel bad#Tim’s just going through it#the lack of sleep doesnt help the curse nonsense
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Both my parents actually suffer from HORRID emotional dysregulation and are prone to snapping and going into rages. My sister is the same way tbh. I am now realizing this is why they are constantly baffled by the question of whether or not I am mad at them.
I don't have external meltdowns.
I could. I don't let it happen.
I keep my rage on the inside and stay pretty quiet about it. It's just as strong as theirs [physically shaking nose bleed from high blood pressure kind of bad], but like as a kid I saw how terrifying it was to be around [dad breaking dishes, mom putting our lawn chairs into walls] and I just internalized that I wasn't going to wear that anger on the outside.
So my mother genuinely cannot tell if I am just being quiet or if I am silently hearing the dial-up noises of pure rage. This has lead her to both making strong and confident statements like "You are a pacifist who would never hurt a fly U.U" but also acting like I am secretly dangerous maybe... It's because she has never seen me snap.
She knows what her temper is like [throwing chairs through walls], she knows what my father's temper is like [pick up child and toss out door], and she can tell I am being tested, but she doesn't know what happens when I snap or where that breaking point is.
Her -perhaps unhinged- solution to this, my whole life, has been to do things that should obviously enrage me or shut me down completely, like ignoring important boundaries, repeatedly, punishing me for expressing emotions or needs at all, etc... And then to constantly ask me if I am angry with her when I get too quiet [right after near directly telling me to shut up].
It has occurred to me now, they have never once seen me lose my temper, so they literally just can't tell if I am angry at them. My sister is easy, my mother fights and screams with my sister constantly, my mother understands this. My mother doesn't have any grasp of feelings or boundaries that are not screamed at her [apparently, and I fear my sister is the same way]. Her and my sister are close despite constant fucking fighting because they understand each other.
They are trying to get me to engage the same way and it is not working. I realize now that this has been hard for them.
I was so successfully taught to suppress my emotions, by being punished for any outburst, that rage quiet looks the same as any other kind of quiet from the outside. To them anyway.
I did tell her. For the record. I used my words. I did tell her very calmly that my response to rage, in order to avoid doing the things that terrified me as a child, was to simply leave [the autistic urge to GTFO]. When a situation or person causes too much of the dial-up rage noise, I simply extract myself from that situation, up to and including never speaking to a person again. I explained this calmly. I explained it calmly 100 times and I explained that I explain myself calmly as my rage response 1-5 [also pretty much every other negative emotion tbh], and I told her that what came next was me simply opting out and fucking off. I told her this. I couldn't understand why she never took me seriously, or why she never fucking understood.
I couldn't understand what made her like this.
But it's the same problem I have with everyone else multiplied by a factor of 10.
If I am explaining myself calmly, they can't understand that it's actually serious or that I am actually upset. ESPECIALLY because they read me as "female" and women "aren't that rational" so if I am not screaming and crying about something, which I never do, people assume I can't be upset and it isn't serious.
And then after having my boundaries ignored too many times despite having calmly explained how and why it's a problem [shaking inside or not]... I leave. I leave and everyone gets upset like this is unexpected behaviour, even though I told them 50 times that is how I would respond if they kept doing *the thing.*
And for neurotypical people especially, they are expecting there to be a disconnect between what someone says they need or feel and what their actually boundaries and feelings are, and they expect the latter to be demonstrated with emotions. Telling them bluntly you do not function that way somehow never helps?
My mother isn't just looking for normal yelling or a few tears to know I am serious, whether or not I do those either [I don't], she's looking for an explosion to know there's a problem at all.
Fucked if I know how she proceeds through life this way in general or if this is just her expectation of her own kids???
And I couldn't get why my mother couldn't read my emotions and didn't seem to think I have any. It's because she's testing for the rage limit to see where my 'actual' limit is instead of taking my word for it. Never the fuck mind that she could simply *not* test at my boundaries instead of letting me have them. Separate issue.
I couldn't figure out what made her *like this*
She's expecting me to throw a giant meltdown violent tantrum at people when I have 'actually' had enough. Maybe she got away with those being like 5'4" in another time, but I am the size of the average man, I do not get to have giant screaming rages, whether or not people perceive me consciously as a woman, and least of all because a lot of people -at least unconsciously- read me as 'masculine' or at least always "they guy" of the situation compared to all other women and some men [bigger stronger and more rational, more able to just absorb the damage and let it go so the less rational screaming/crying one doesn't have to be dealt with]. Even if it was in me to be willing to terrify people [usually never], there are such limited instances where it wouldn't just blow back on me. Potentially very dangerously.
I am going to be the quiet calm one. You are going to have to let me use my words, bitch.
So she kept ignoring my boundaries until I had to cut her out of my life, and she probably doesn't understand and probably thinks it feels sudden -after 36 long years of bullshit- abrupt and unfair.
But I told her hundreds of times.
I probably should have just screamed at her.
#good stay out of our yard' and he didn't seem to know what to say to that#but other than that I don't think anyone in my adult life has ever seen me turn aggressive at all to the point where people 100% like to#play games of testing my patience and my boundaries because they think my tolerance is infinite#but like I have autistic rage tantrums on both sides of my family and they are just happening inside my head#And somehow it took me until now to realize that being that way was actually -expected- of me by my parents and especially my mother#and that by keeping myself outwardly level headed to be considerate I actually took away whatever signals she can understand#to have empathy for how I must be feeling#I mean it's still all on her#but it makes so much sense of why she's fucking *like this*#And why my sister thinks I hate her just because -she- stopped texting -me-#but that fucking guy#Every time I was like#In my adult life I have screamed at someone ONE whole time and it was 1000% deserved#And I threw heavy objects around one whole other time and in my defense I didn't do it in front of the guy he just felt the ground shaking#heard the thuds and came back to the logs blocking his path because that fucker wouldn't stop parking in our yard after being asked#and then TOLD not to about 10 times because he was acting entitled to just park in our yard and was crushing my plants???#seriously I don't know what his deal was but he wouldn't stop telling me how much the ground shaking scared him like it was supposed#to get my pity like I think this guy took one look at the logs I had just tossed down and was suddenly afraid of this “woman” he was#bullying in their own yard and so my ability to feel bad for scaring him had gone straight out the fucking window#I looked at him and said stop parking in our yard instead of your own you are killing my plants#he'd just fucking be like 'well the last people to live here let us D: :)“ and I'd be like ”good for them?“ ”stop“#and he'd just keep doing it#I was having a week of insomnia and was finally having the best dream#the kind of sex dream you have like twice in your life#and this fucker had just gotten some noisy ass little bike with a spoiler on it#and starts it up right under my window at 3am from IN OUR FUCKING YARD#so I had a nice long anger nap and just after he got home from work and was sleeping in his house#I picked up these chunks of deadwood tree from the back#there was like 3-4 logs that used to be a WHOLEASS fucking oak tree Like these logs were not as heavy as they -looked- but they were still#this fucker deleted half the tags I wrote and I am not retyping that fuck you tumblr so fucking hard
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Is it just me, or is "imgonnagetyouback" extremely Abby and Townsend coded?
#whether I'm gonna curse you out or take you back to my house#I haven't decided yet#but I'm gonna get you back#also a little Zammie coded#plus Zach actually has a bike so...#but it's a Tabby song TO ME#I told my friends I hate you but I love you just the same#I've listened to this song a million times now why am I just realizing how Tabby coded it is?#Gallagher Girls#Gallagher Girls Series#Abigail Cameron#Edward Townsend#Tabby#Abby/Townsend#Taylor Swift#TTPD#imgonnagetyouback
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Having to explain to someone that when you use tires repeatedly the treads wear down and that is not always a sign of bad quality but just the reality of tires was not a conversation I imagined having with a grown adult.
#ghost posts#was discussing bicycles and how I need to get the rubber on mine replaced#bc I’ve worn it down to the tube#and I was told oh you should just throw it away then#bc if I have to keep replacing it then it must be broken#like??? what????#anyway I miss riding my bike but can’t until I get the back tire fixed#bc if I have to brake it’s gonna be more like oh we slidin#if I don’t straight up pop the tube first#but also haven’t ridden it since I got hurt so no idea if I can still ride anymore#anyway you’ll pry my 30+ year old hand me down bike from my cold dead hands
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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn#but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one#so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot#i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks#they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary#anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place#and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot#and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop#now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg#a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context#point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop#and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight#i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop#anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever#and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation#and i was replying with one word answers#and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then#after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place#then i got too embarrassed and chickened out#yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way#i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny#megumi in the tags
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#went to Physiotherapie for a while bc my doctor absolutely insisted on it & my Krankenkasse reaally needs me to do something#so I went and only got massaged which was fine bc i could lie down and not you know. do sports.#anyways I'm done with it but my Physiotherapeut told my mom today that she was hoping that at the end of therapy#(6 times 20 minutes)#I'D BE ABLE TO GO THERE BY BIKE. THAT I'D BE BIKING THERE.#what?? from a massage ??#we gave her Infomaterial!! we told her I was just there to appease the Krankenkasse!!#I thought she understood!! She said she won't be able to massage this awa#away#but today she told me mom she hoped I'd be able to ride the bike there#and that she thought the problem was that I'm scared of Belastung (stress. sport stress? movement?) bc I'm scared it'll make me worse#like. I'm not SCARED. but I KNOW it will make me worse!! bc that's what it does!! every time!!#augh#aughhh#doddie redet
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biker!jk waiting to pick you up from work
#he just finished his last client at the tattoo parlor#and hes waiting for u outside his building#and laughs when he sees u step out in a mini skirt#baby i told you im bringing the bike today!#wraps his jacket around you
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god i fucking hate my dad
#he came home today from a bike trip he went on and he's been arguing with me about honeybee the whole fucking day#he keeps saying just let her out let her run around! every time i put her in her pen to nap#and he refuses to stop her from biting him#and he got mad at her for playing with his socks when she'd just been playing with mine and he threw them on the floor of the living room#which first of all stop being such a fucking slob#and second of all what the fuck did you expect to happen? it's a soft new toy on the floor where she spends most of her time. where all her#toys are. very similar to the two soft items she's allowed to play with (my socks)#she's fucking 3 months old she doesn't understand the difference between my socks and his socks#and i keep telling him i know what im doing i was doing all the research while he went to buttfuck nowhere on his midlife crisis motorcycle#but he just wont fucking listen to me#and hes like oh youre at that age where you think youre right about everything and are so stubborn like fuck you actually#first of all im stubborn about this because its a living breathing puppy and his actions will affect her behaviour as an adult#and bc i know what im fucking doing. ive been an animal person my entire life. i did all the research. i did this exact same thing with#parrots for five years.#and hes like you cant just put her in her pen every time shes being a dog like no i fucking dont. i only put her in her pen when it's time#for a nap and she's getting overtired. you can't just let her run around until she collapses bc for one she never fucking will#second that's only going to make her energy threshold higher and then she'll be absolutely impossible to handle#and i told him that and that i read that on like every professional dog training source i read#and he said that might be true or might not be#like it fucking is bitch omfg#and then he tried to one up me like um i actually raised you guys for a long time i know what im doing#like a child is not a fucking dog. also my mom raised us lets be fucking serious. and look how well adjusted i turned out#and he told me to relax and calm down like i wasnt even arguing with him but i sure as hell will now#like dont tell me to fucking relax. when has telling anyone to relax ever made anything better. especially a teenager. especially a (for#simplicity's sake) woman.#and i told him dont tell me to relax and he got all pissy and stormed off#like literally fuck you#im my fathers daughter. im just as stubborn as he is.#rambles
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The static on the TV while Will is still at the Wheelers -> lights flickering in the garage right after Will leaves -> Will being taken immediately after is so clearly an indication to me that Vecna was stalking his ass as soon as that gate opened. He’s been after him since the very beginning
#robin rewatches#<- filter if you dont want to listen to me talk about my rewatch#also the fact that will’s disappearance goes against everything we are told about how people disappear#barb was taken when the demogorgon smelled blood and will wasnt bleeding#and hopper even tells joyce that theres no blood on his bike#and if he was really taken by just a hungry demogorgon#then why would the demogorgon follow him home and use /telekinesis/ to get into his house??#will byers#will byers has powers#byler#<- target audience#stranger things
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the age old question: is this entp female flirting or talking? we may never know.
#talking#she's probably talking#and cis and trans females will fall into this#as long as it's a cis man asking the question#they just assume they're being flirted with!#i might be mad but yall i went out yesterday#this guy told me he came from a town known for horses so i asked him if he rode horses#this dude with us was like wow she's flirting with you man#and i was like!!! no!? i'm talking#so this dude then compliments a guy on his bike by saying hey bro nice bike#i asked him if he was flirting#he said no but then says that if i said the same thing it would be flirting#i told him i could sneeze and it seems like he'd take it as flirting#but it's been an age old problem with me since i'm surrounded by engineers who do not get contact with women#we're people! we talk! not everything is about sex! i'm! ugh!#entp#entp female#women problems#girlblogging#al#so with the terfs online idk how to tag this stuff now like this#mbti#curse of being clever#and female at the same time#and talkative and confident
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When I am king it will be illegal to do car mods which do the following:
Make engines louder for no reason
Make the nyooooom sound for no reason
Make your engines constantly backfire like a fucking gun going off on a residential street you absolute fucking horsecunts some of us have reactive PTSD and live with a streetside window your car isn't a fucking fireworks show and btw when I'm king we won't have fireworks show either
#red said#ban cars honestly#i don't know. who told people that Leith Walk was fucking silverstone but you do not need car that go nyooooom#honestly pedestrianise Leith Walk. bikes and trams only. blue badge parking on the side roads.
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