#rolled back

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

How Bill was defeated and captured by Ford in my Gf AU! He basically just tricked Bill into accepting a deal that trapped him within Ford's mind and under his control :]

He may have gotten a little out of hand though....

>:)

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[buglvr24]

love when he bounces on his toes from excitement or anger

10/10 character choice and one of the most cutie pie things he could possibly do

[shotmrmiller]

getting shot down by ghost without even asking him out or anything because he'd heard from one scottish bird that your type of guy was exactly like him and thinking back on it now, all the qualities you'd listed for your dream man do sound like as if you were describing him. yikes.

you don't take his rejection to heart, even though it does lightly sting but before you get a chance to explain that said scottish bird is an idiot and very mistaken in his assumption, ghost is telling you that it'd never work, you'd only get hurt and that you do take to heart because what does that mean, exactly? does he think you some dewy eyed farm girl looking for love? that you can't have casual sex with someone without eventually wanting for more?

"tha' ain't wha' i said. you'd get hurt, i mean look at ya." what about you? it's not like you'd let any of what happens behind closed doors affect your performance or anything, you and kyle always keep things professional while in the field.

also, is he aware that he doesn't have to have a reason to not want to sleep with you, or anyone else for that matter?

"you're small," he states, as if fact.

small? small where? your irritation dissipates, shoulders bleeding tension as genuine worry begins to set in. his vision might actually be going bad. could it be the black paint he wears under his mask? is it even safe to use on the face let alone near the eyes? did he read the instructions?

but then you realize he's looking at your legs, or specifically, what's between them and things click, and now you're wondering how someone so bloody brilliant could be this fucking stupid.

"while i appreciate your concern, lieutenant," you pointedly snap, "that's not even- i'd be just fine." he's a big guy, for sure. massive, if being honest. his neck alone is easily bigger than both your hands and you've caught him once or twice having to duck his head to enter the debriefing room but him being so endowed that it poses a threat to you is idiotic at best.

he hums, long and low in his throat, as he peers down at you through heavy lidded eyes, and raises his right shoulder in a shrug. "as you like," and that's the one and only warning you got.

simon had given you as much foreplay as needed, had lapped at your pussy until you forgot what day of the week it was, curled and scissored his fingers until his bedsheets were sodden and it still hadn't been enough. he'd only fit about a fourth of it in before he took pity on you and fucked your thighs instead until he got close, pushing his ruddy tip back into your aching cunt because "spillin' outside is a waste," and sent you on your merry way.

you're no quitter though and after some shopping online, your saving grace (dilators) will be here in a week.

(now to find soap and rip the rest of his hair right out his scalp for wagging his tongue.)

[hai-nae]

hey siri, play wannabe by hey mona

posted on twt too bc why not

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki is and forever will be a massive baby.

and it’s all your damn fault, so he says.

you hadn’t even said anything bad. all you'd said was that he looked even more handsome today then he usually did. and he'd looked at you like you grew an extra head, and now he's like this.

you don't even really know what did it, but then again it could've been anything with katsuki. too much eye contact, too long eye contact. your hands lingering a little too long on his face or your fingers rubbing at the crease of his eyebrows.

you don't know what it is but he won't remove his head from your neck now, grumbling about how stupid you are.

"katsukii.."

"shut up." he hisses through gritted teeth like he's angry, and he is. look at what you do to him ! it drives him crazy. you drive him crazy.

yet you giggle, rubbing softly at his hair and he shoves his head into you harder, the angle he's forcing your neck at is awkward but you don't mind, you'll let him have his little tantrum as you stroke his blonde messy tufts of hair tickling your chin.

"all i said was that-"

"i heard you. the first time. shut the fuck up." his grip on your hips tightens to the point you think he'll make indents in your skin. hands practically steaming and boiling hot to show you the embarrassment he refuses to let show on his face. your smirk grows wider, god you love messing with your boyfriend.

"i don't get why you're so angry, baby." you coo sweetly and he growls from the deepest part of his throat. he squeezes at your waist, clearly wanting you to just stop talking. but of course. you don't.

"it's cus you—you fuckin'—" he splutters and cuts himself off, not finding a proper way to convey how much you make his skin burn and prickle and itch. how you have his heart buzz and beat so loud against his ribcage he's sure you can hear it. and how much he fucking hates it. (he doesn't)

so he does the next best thing.

"ouch !"

he bites you. the asshole.

you're such an asshat !" you whine, pushing at his shoulders, and he grumbles when he pulls away. he lightly nuzzles against the mark he's left into your skin as a sort of apology, you don't deserve a kiss right now. (he'll give you one later) then he pulls away to look at you.

"s'your own fault," he huffs, cheeks less bright then they first were when you'd made the irreparable mistake of complimenting him (in his eyes, you regret nothing) but still with a nasty scowl on his face.

"ya keep sayin' dumb shit so now you deal with the consequences," he presses his nose against your pulse point as he huffs hard into your neck to annoy you and it works because you grumble, you feel him smirk proudly.

two could play that game.

"what dumb shit ? the fact that you're handso-" you cut yourself off with a giggled squeal as katsuki drops you backwards onto his bed with a snarl. you snort and giggle when he blows raspberries and softly bites into your neck, helplessly trying to push him away with your limp arms.

"you just can't help yourself, can ya.." he tuts, grabbing your arms and pushing them against his bed, barely suppressed smirk on his face as he sees your eyes prick with tears, leaning back in to blow into your neck "think you’re funny ? hah ?!"

he ignores your giggled plea's and bites at your fingers when he leans back enough for you to push at his face.

"yuck ! you're gross !" you wheeze, still giggling as you see the lopsided smile on his face. he huffs at the exertion of keeping you still, he really isn't trying hard to convince you he isn't handsome when he looked like that.

"yeah ? i'm gross, huh ? right back at you," he leans in close to you again, smirk still playing on his face "saying mushy shit like that."

"yeah well, i'll keep sayin' it !" you retort, sticking your tongue out at him. he rolls his eyes and drops onto you, causing you to grunt out an 'oof !' sound. he's stays quiet until he presses a soft kiss onto your skin, right where he'd bitten you. unbeknownst to you, his expression softens as he tries to repress a smile. he scoffs.

"you're so damn weird." he utters affectionately.

[yameoto]

being caitlyn’s lil stress-relief toy

tw; dom!caitlyn, fingerfucking, girlcock, cumdump, lots and lots of cum, she literally pounces onto you

caitlyn has a stressful job. even with passing her seat on the council over to sevika, she’s almost always swamped; whether it be with cleaning up the streets, piltover’s (her own) messes, or this that and the other. she can get as tightly coiled as a wind-up toy.

you could already tell she had a shitty day today; what with the way she roughly kicked her boots off at the door, slamming it shut with more force than you’re accustomed to. all of caitlyn’s movements are executed in that fluid, patented grace of hers—almost more subconscious than calculated.

today? caitlyn is pissed off, overworked, muscles screaming and the beginnings of a migraine throbbing at the left-side of her head. the only thing that’ll fix her?

her dick, inside you. effective immediately.

the moment she catches sight of you; gorgeous and lazily sprawled out on the sofa, legs kicked up behind you as you idly flick through that novel of yours—caitlyn is shameless to say, her more debauched instincts completely overcome her.

“oh, love,” your eyes crinkle, head tilting upwards at the sight of your lover, “you’re home. you wouldn’t believe—“

that’s all the time it takes, for caitlyn to wrench you up with ease and thrust you on top of her desk, hands clasped tight on your waist, pupils blown and breathing shallow. “wouldn’t believe what, dear?” her voice is rough as teeth drag down your shoulder. your body tenses in startle, though it relaxes almost just as quickly. caitlyn is clumsier than usual in jerking down your underwear. hastier, still.

your knees widen, like the good little girl you are. hers. all hers. caitlyn loves you. loves how easily your legs spread open for her cock. loves how your pussy takes her when she sinks inside you with an almost rabid groan. your walls tighten; briefly resisting the throbbing intrusion of her length before she pushes. a ripple of satisfaction throbs though her body and pools in your cunt, as she drives herself as deep into you as she can. her nails dig into the working muscles of your shoulder blades, and she pushes you right down against the desk, knees splayed far apart. an audible whimper escapes the both of you.

“so tight,” caitlyn gasps, a full-body shudder of relief thrumming through her body as she slumps forwards, lithe figure cacooning your trembling back, as she fucks you full. “like you made for—my cock.” gods. she’s needed this.

her grunts are low, echoing deep and breathy. you can feel it rumble against your back, though it’s nothing compared to the excruciating jolt of white-hot pleasure as her hips thrust, fucking into you. she cums, twice, before you do.

“mm. you smell so good,” caitlyn slurs, nose pressing against your nape. she breathes you in, hands sliding up your shirt, each slam of her hips sending a disgustingly, deliciously wet slapping sound reverberating about the room. “is that my perfume?”

you can’t respond, mental space particularity preoccupied by trying not to buck back wildly into your girlfriend like some fucking animal, the sounds of sloppy fucking resonating loud enough you’re almost sure the whole estate can hear. caitlyn muffles a sharp moan into your shoulder, before drawing out. you whine, urgent and despairing at the loss, and caitlyn’s eyes almost roll back at the strings of cum trawling from your pussy to her head, coated and shiny.

you’re the most beautiful sight she’s ever laid eyes upon. balanced precariously at the edge of her desk, pussy wide and wet and begging for her. caitlyn’s never been able to deny you.

she plunges two fingers into the your pulse, gaping open on her desk, clenching around a grand total of nothing as you bend, jutting your ass out like a mindless slut. yearning to be filled up again. caitlyn’s chuckle ghosts against your nape. she scoops out the gooey remnants of her cum, eyes hooded and glittering as thick, milky liquid drips obscenely from your hole to the likely very-important, extremely-life-altering documents filed meticulously upon her desk. the heavy lids of your eyes briefly widen.

“cait—“ you sound so pretty when you whine, “we’re—hnng—we’re makin’ a mess—”

it’s cute that you care. caitlyn certainly doesn’t—but she’s not above using it to fuck with you.

“i know. aren’t you terrible?” she teases, mildly, like she doesn’t delight in seeing wood darken with the splats of cum trickling down your thighs, her fingers coming away coated in the evidence of her. “leaking all over my paperwork.” your hips jerk, strangled noise elicited when caitlyn yanks her fingers out and replaces the curl of her knuckle with the familiar thickness of her cock. you swallow her back in, easily now, and the pressure pushes out another spurt of whiteness that oozes out from your pussy like a shockwave. your hands scrabble against the edge of the desk, moaning in reckless abandon.

caitlyn muffles a sharp cry, burrowing her face into the crook of your neck as your lower torso digs into the table, and the both of you cry out, at once. you’re ruining about a week’s worth of paperwork, reglazing mahogany. caitlyn only moans, louder, fervent and breathtaking.

she bites into your skin, and you release the most deliciously eye-rolling croon as her hips roll and she cums, once more, stretched to your limits. you’re hers, and she’ll damn well let everyone know it.

[akdw]

Above all, Percabeth are besties. They laugh hysterically at the weirdest or dumbest jokes and are complete crackheads together. They’re always slightly annoying to the rest of the room because they keep cracking jokes. They tease each other relentlessly BUT they’re the only ones allowed to do that! If Percy hears anybody else call Annabeth a smartass or if Annabeth hears anybody else call Percy dumb-oh, it’s over for those people. They have sleepovers. They talk shit about people(or gods!). They keep bringing up the other ones embarrassing or goofy moments. Beyond soulmates, beyond boyfriend and girlfriend, they are BEST FRIENDS. It’s what they started as, and they still are today, even if their relationship has evolved past that.

[arkangelo-7]

Let’s be honest, the only thing funnier than Dick and Bruce trying to co-parent Damian is Dick, Bruce, and Jason trying to co-parent Damian.

[superkilometerfilter]

Bought A Car With Rolled Back Odometer – What To Do Next

Bought a car with rolled back odometer? First of all, you need to know that selling or even using a vehicle with an altered odometer is strictly illegal and you have to report it. Different companies, garages and individuals always try to find a reliable mechanism to interfere with the correct functioning of the instrument cluster and artificially change the numbers displayed on a dashboard. To achieve their goal, they use numerous methods such as rolling back, stopping, freezing or deleting the mileage. These measures are getting massively used day by day and that is why you have to what to do in case you face the same issue.

As soon as you understand that the mileage was manipulated you should report it. you have several options to do so. You can call the police and thoroughly explain the situation you are in. They will tell you the exact steps to follow. You may also reach any law enforcement institutions for help. Authorized government institutions will guide you through the process accordingly. If knowing any, try contacting the person who has experience in working on such cases. He/she might have some useful tips for you. Moreover, officials will most probably ask you the details about the car, previous owners and documents. So, try to gather all the information in advance – this can be important and will save time as well. 

Hence, altering an odometer is against the law and the person responsible will face serious consequences. Please notice, that even if you had not done anything fraudulent but continued using it (while knowing about the problem), you may face criminal charges. Thus, in order to avoid further disputes and misunderstandings don’t hesitate to report the case right away and contact the appropriate departments.

WHY IS IT ILLEGAL?

If you have Bought a car with rolled back odometer it is crucial to distinguish between legal and illegal practices. Every automobile has a special tool – an odometer that measures the distance. While you are driving the system counts up miles or kilometers and displays the numbers on a dashboard. To falsify the data people usually roll back numbers. In the past, they used to do it mechanically, however using modern technologies, the process is faster and easier on new cars with the digital instrument cluster. It can remove any number of miles in a split of seconds.

Any type of odometer manipulations which affect the normal functioning of the system is forbidden. In the United States, it is a federal felony and the statute controls it. Several states in the U.S. have regulations that stand above the statute in that specific area. According to the law, it is illegal to:

Disconnect, stop or alter an odometer;

Make conspiracies, and scams with other people regarding this topic;

Sell or use a vehicle with incorrect mileage;

Trade with a tool that causes the odometer to break down;

Advertise or sell such devices;

Accept incomplete or misleading official disclosure statements;

Forging official documents about the mileage.

If you break these rules the consequences will be serious. Depending on the country or the state you live in, a person faces a fine of nearly $10 000 or imprisonment for several years.

Furthermore, it is not a challenge that only the United States faces. Odometer Fraud is unlawful in most European countries. According to the European Parliament report, 15% of its population was a victim of such actions. Unfortunately, the EU does not have common regulations to fix it and illegal activities occur mostly in cross-border territories. In addition, tiny devices that are sold for only up to $200-300 can cause huge damage to the buyers who Bought a car with rolled back odometer. The US and the EU alone lose several dozen billion each year because of odometer fraud. 

Therefore, it is illegal to wound back the odometer in vehicles. According to the country, state or territory a person is located in, he/she will face different charges. Always follow the law and report the case immediately if you suspect odometer fraud.

HOW TO AVOID ODOMETER FRAUD

Even though adjusting mileage is punishable, people with fraudulent purposes are not afraid of it. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) released the data according to which around half a million purchased cars had misleading mileage in the United States. Due to this US citizens lose more than a billion every year. The same tendency is in Europe. The EU report illustrates that the estimated annual damage varies between €1.3 to €8.77 billion.

Companies all over the world are constantly developing existing technologies and trying to invent new ones. This is why new products appear on the market so often. Unfortunately, not all of these innovations are used in good faith. For instance, companies invented devices that freeze the mileage. People immediately started using it on a free highway which is unethical and unacceptable. Various types of devices are used to reset the mileage and it is essential to know what to look for when buying an old car.

The first step is to check the visual and physical appearance. Look at the tires closely. New cars do NOT have worn-out tires, so you will notice if there is anything suspicious with it. Plus, if the speedometer has scratches on the surfaces it can be the first sign of odometer fraud. Take a look at the pedals as well. Examine thoroughly to make sure that the appearance of a car matches the distance shown on the odometer.

If you want to avoid being cheated, like others who Bought a car with rolled back odometer, you need to make a deeper investigation. A pre-owned car is hard to control and sellers use it to their advantage. Request all official papers (such as service invoices, reports or log books) and compare the information to the odometer. You can check the details by using Carfax. Also double-check the oil change frequency and calculate approximately how long the auto has covered so far. You can find this information in a log book.

If you are still suspicious after a careful examination you can reach out to the professionals. They will check every detail for you and tell you in case there is anything wrong with it. Of course, this will not be for free, however, it is worth especially when you are going to buy something expensive. 

WHY CORRECT MILEAGE IS IMPORTANT?

Mileage has become an important aspect of our life. Every time we drive, we may check the distance we have covered. Why it is that important? There are several factors that make mileage important to us. 

First of all, it is the common view that lower miles mean better auto. People believe that if there are high numbers on the odometer it is older and needs more maintenance expenses. Simply, that is not true! The technologies have been developed so much lately that there are more important factors than mileage that you need to consider before buying a pre-owned car. For example, where and under what condition the owner used a vehicle. It does not mean that miles are not important at all, but their importance is mostly exaggerated.  The main reason is that they considered only the odometer showing and ignored other important details. 

Another factor that makes mileage important is private insurance companies. The insurance policies depend on the distance. This means that the lower the mileage is on the odometer, the less owner has to pay. Therefore, miles or km are directly in connection with the payments. To avoid additional expenses, people try altering the mileage. 

Rolling back odometers has become widely spread practice nowadays. Cars with lower distances have higher prices, and also need fewer expenses for an insurance policy. That is why more and more people try to somehow restore the data in the system. 

MILEAGE BLOCKER – THE LEGAL AND EFFECTIVE DEVICE

A mileage blocker from a Super kilometer filter (SKF) is the device that stops counting up miles while a vehicle is in motion. The team from Germany has developed this mechanism for car testing and tuning purposes. It should be noted, that the mileage blocker does not delete any existing information from the system, that is automatically illegal. It simply stops the recording distance as soon as you plug in this device. More importantly, once you start using it, the system does not store the information in any control unit. Therefore, the data is untraceable and nobody can detect the exact mileage. The mileage blocker has several additional advantages:

It has do-it-yourself (DIY) installation guidance. It will allow you to install everything by yourself. You just need to follow a few steps and everything will work flawlessly;

The real information about the mileage is not stored anywhere and it is untraceable;

Mileage blocker has several modes that control what per cent of mileage should be altered while using it. So, you can choose an option that is better suitable for you;

It has high-quality materials that guarantee that the device works under any condition. The blocker has heat-resistant components that make it workable;

Once people Bought a car with rolled back odometer they always see the ‘error’ signs. Do not worry! While using the device from SKF you will not see such messages on your dashboard;

Mileage blocker has a mobile application. It allows you to control the device remotely and benefit from all of its advantages with a single touch on your phone.

It is crucial to know that the device is not created to cheat others.  On the contrary, it has one important ‘mission’ to help people test automobiles. Manufacturers and dealership companies test them multiple times under different conditions before they appear on the market.

Mileage blockers help them not to delete but stop the recording process during testing. Fortunately, you can purchase mileage blocker online. In case of any further questions about the company and its products please check the support page or reach out to the customer center.

TAKEAWAY

As odometer fraud is becoming an important issue, more people Bought a car with rolled back odometer. Moreover, cars with lower mileage have a higher resale price and once they decide to replace them, a seller will make a better profit. As much as it is profitable for owners, buyers and states have huge damage. Countries have developed laws to fight against it, but it has not prevented such unlawful actions. 

The German company has created an innovative device to legally change the odometer. Mileage blocker alters the mileage recording process and does not erase any already existing data. In addition, it consists of premium quality components that are heat resistant and work under any weather conditions. You can purchase this product online and install the blocker by yourself. Do not forget that it is for testing purposes and using it on free roads is unethical.

[teaboot]

Sometimes at work it's not my place to tell people the things I want to say, and I find I often go home at the end of the rougher days to stand blankly in my shower and tell myself over and over what I wish I could pass on.

This accomplishes very little, and mostly just gives me a tension headache, but through it all I think I've narrowed myself down to a few solid things I'd like to tell people the most.

You can't change people. Not permanently, not for anythig. You can support them, encourage them, love them, give them tools and opportunities and resources, but you can't make them change. They can change themselves if they want to, but they have to want to, and they have to want it for themselves, because they're the only one that's certain to be with them forever.

For better or worse, you make your own choices, and blaming bad choices on others doesn't only work to absolve you of responsibility- it also robs you of control. Because if you say you only did something because I did something, then you arent only shifting blame- you're admitting that you cannot control yourself, that you cannot truly make choices for yourself, that other people can control you- and as long as you truly beleive that, you'll keep facing the same problems over and over. You'll keep letting others dictate your choices, because you'll beleive that they can, and you'll never be free.

White knights on horseback are from fairytales. Nobody can help you if ou're not willing to help yourself. To try, to put the dirty work in, to belive you're worth that effort- Act as though nobody is coming to save you. From a struggle, from pain, from bad relationships, from yourself. And when you do save yourself, because you will, because failure here isn't an option if you want to survive, you'll never find another dragon that can keep you prisoner.

Don't say anything to anyone that you wouldn't want them remembering forever.

Doing the right thing in bad circumstances is hard. It's the hardest thing. But if you make the choice to do that hard thing anyways, despite your fear, you'll go on the rest of your like knowing that you're the sort of person who did something.

The present only seems the hardest because the past I over and the future hasn't happened.

There's so much joy ahead of you, the kind you can't possibly understand until you see it yourself.

The responsibility of consequences is often disguised as the power of permission. "I won't do this if you help me", "I'll work on my anger if you do this for me", "I promised you I'd quit, but can I have just one?". The unspoken question is, "Can it be your fault if this goes badly?"

You cant make someone love you the way you need to be loved. Someone can love you very much and still be bad for you, even if you love them very much in return. Two people can love each other very, very much, and try their very best, and still be wrong for each other.

Sometimes being near to someone changes you, even in good ways, and the people you become don't fit together as well as the people you were.

Caring takes work. Even if it's real. Especially if it's real. And the most important gestures aren't the grand, poetic, songs-and-flowers-and-tears moments; they're getting out of bed even though you don't want to. Paying attention to things you don't enjoy. Scrubbing pans, or opening a window, saying "thank-you", or helping carry groceries into the house. The small things fill the big things- without the small, boring, mediocre things, big things feel hollow.

Thrre is honour and dignity in humble work.

If you are a cruel and spiteful person, then you will find every place you visit to be full of the same cruel, spiteful people. This is not because the world is as cruel as you, but because everywhere you are, you will be disliked. This is the curse that comes with being persistently cruel and spiteful.

If you are a kind and ppsitive person, you will repeatedly encounter kind and positive people, because as they grow familiar with you, they will be happier to have you near. This is the reward of being a kind and positive person.

When splitting paths with loved ones, briefly or forever, aim for your last words to always be "I love you".

[iliothermia]

Drawing my insecurities on beautiful men I want to be more like / representation I needed as a feminine but not twinkish man over the years has helped me feel much happier and more secure with myself, wanted to share. Highly recommend that process of self love, or at least self-appreciation ?

[todaysbird]

clearly trump voters are already completely immoral and don’t give a shit about anybody else, but it sucks to see that, even with imminent environmental rollbacks under another trump presidency, there’s not even a little fear. you know that when we all get hotter, you will too? and when prices for everything skyrocket, that will happen to you too? and maybe when florida falls into the ocean, your children will drift away, too

[benevolenterrancy]

i'm sure this joke has been done before but i'm new here so now it's my turn -- the bing-ge vs bing-mei extra sure is something huh

[mienar]

close-ups of a commission i did a while back! 🌱

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[riddlerosehearts]

i really need everyone but especially anyone who romanced gale with a bard tav to know about this interaction from early access that larian took from us