#roleplay training

[littlebabyd0lly]

Anyone wanna drug me, tie me up to a chair, duck tape my mouth and use me for breeding and milking? 🥰🥺

[prokopetz]

I think where a lot of attempts to do "Dungeons & Dragons-style" settings in alternative milieux go wrong is that they're imitating the explicit trappings of standard D&D settings without putting a whole lot of thought into why those trappings are the way they are. Your standard D&D setting is essentially gonzo sword and sorcery fantasy, and there's a very particular internal logic to it which isn't necessarily going to be obvious examining it in isolation.

For example, one of the more common sword and sorcery fantasy tropes which strongly informs D&D-style settings is the convention that "monsters" are usually something protagonists can talk to (and have stupid arguments with), even – and often especially – when it would be incongruous for them to be so chatty in a more conventional fantasy setting. If you want to carry that over, it's not enough to go "well, D&D settings have chatty dragons, so my setting should have chatty dragons, too"; you need to think carefully about what things qualify as "monsters" in your setting, and what role they play in it.

Basically, what I mean to say is that if you're transposing D&D-style worldbuilding into a steampunk milieu, player characters should definitely be able to talk to the trains.

[urlilsibling2]

thinking about being an icky big bro for you. see that you’re getting older maybe you’ve even tried masturbating for the first time but haven’t figured it out just yet, “it’s every big bros job to make sure you know how to have sex, this is normal little one.” training your pretty mouth to take my cock and taking my little brothers virginity. promising you i’ll be gentle but i end up getting eager because you feel so fucking good. holding you down by the hips and pushing my cock all the way in while you squirm and whine. telling you to be quiet and take it or else dad will hear and we wouldn’t be able to do this anymore. but maybe dads right outside the door, his cock in his hand getting himself off while he watches his older boy break in his new one, knowing once he grows too impatient of watching dads gonna come in and have his two sons take turns having the cock that made then fill them full of cum.

oh and how whiney and squirmy ii would be. ii wouldn't be able to stay quiet when big bro stretches my hole for the first time. I'd get so overstimulated so quickly! God and how tight ii would be around big bro, ii wouldn't even hear his pleas for me to be quiet. and maybe, if ii could think straight, maybe I'd want dad to come in and catch us. maybe all ii can think about is both of you using me and teaching me how to be a good boy, cause thats what families do! it's dad's and big bro's job to teach me these things! how else would ii learn?

oh and it wouldn't take me long to cum around big brothers dick, you're gonna have to work on that~

[mcflymemes]

BULLET TRAIN (2022) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

if you mention thomas the tank engine one more time, i'm gonna shoot you in the fucking face.

would you describe me as someone who lives in perpetual anxiety?

well, you also have a shoot-able face.

you never know what horrible fate your bad luck has saved you from.

thank you for taking the job on such short notice.

you are getting the new and improved me.

i'm less reactive to situations, i'm more accepting of people's shortcomings.

you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.

i'm not even trying to kill people and someone dies.

i could live here. i like the atmosphere, the people are considerate.

i know i'm being judgmental. i need to work on that.

this train is bound for kyoto.

i'm gonna assume you didn't take the gun?

you know, i'm thinking of starting my own agency.

what am i snatching and/or grabbing?

shit, i think i dropped my ticket.

you're bleeding.

who the fuck did i kill?

i think they'll notice the childish code names first.

when was the last time you ate a lemon meringue pie?

there's always a catch.

you idiots work for my father?

you ever watch thomas the tank engine? everything i learned about people i learned from thomas.

i want to strangle you now.

why do you always bring swords?

that wasn't our fault.

hey, listen, i'm just gonna get off at the next stop.

where's the briefcase?

he doesn't need a reason to kill people like you.

you're going to want to hear the whole story, or you'll be very, very sorry.

why do i even bother forwarding you the briefings?

no one really knows the truth.

we are... fucked.

find me the son of a bitch who did this.

can we just take a time out here? talk this out?

why does that sound so familiar?

the guy who stabbed me. i spilled wine on his suit.

one of them is walking towards me right now.

why are we whispering?

your orders were to stay on the train.

can i please do my job now?

shove that fucking hat up your fucking asshole.

there's a gun underneath this table pointed right at you.

i'm just fucking with you.

real quick... every day is a fucking headache with you, innit?

you're alive, i'm alive, everyone's happy.

i just want to get off this train, go see a zen garden and some shit, you know?

there's another body here.

this guy's like criss fucking angel. he pops up everywhere.

unlike you, i'm a professional.

you shoot first and come up with the answers later.

are you hiding in a bathroom?

i knew my luck would rub off on you.

you're really proud of yourself, aren't you?

for what it's worth, you seem like a right fucking asshole and i'm glad you're gonna fucking die with me.

you proved you're smarter than everyone.

am i dreaming?

i don't know how to use a gun.

i'm glad you enjoyed the performance.

i'm mansplaining. i'm mansplaining again.

you want a blanket? you want me to hold your hand?

you have been lying to me, my friend.

i never forget a face.

i'm so happy to see you. please help me.

make sure you do something that brings you peace, 'cause everything else is a pain in the ass.

fate for me is just another word for bad luck.

why are you motherfuckers using metaphors?

i'm gonna buy us some time.

i built myself up from the nothing you gave me.

i came here to kill you.

oh shit. something's happening.

i'm sorry i shot you twice.

we're almost there. you just need to get up.

what's happening to your face? are you crying?

[toasts-httyd-hyperfixation]

Ya think for a while after Berserk, after having to speak with a French accent for over a year, Alvin ever tried to talk and instinctively used the accent?

Cause im just imagining him doing it with Excellinor and her being like 'What the actual fuck are you doing'

[liu-shubao]

(( @liuer-sixsense ))

*It's a slow day in Donghai, including in Wukong's race track and home. That is until Shubao's voice is heard inside loudly calling for someone.*

Liu Errrrrrr???

Are you here???????

I kinda need help...like, right now :/

*Strange thing is though looking into the expansive room. There seems to be no one there standing or about or such, as if the room is actually empty.*

[timetodiverge]

Massive shout-out to these two strong independent women ABSOLUTE LEGENDS who didn't need no man escaped Tantiss by their OWN DAMN SELVES

Omega & Crosshair: MOST ICONIC DUO 2024

[darkfantasyprincess23]

[prtty-lil-thng]

[professor-crewel]

*Chef Velvet looks dead tired. She's chugging a pot full of black coffee at the moment. Looking at the clock she rubs her face and groans*

Back to work I go...

*she starts walking and sees Crewel*

Spiceball- I mean. Crewel? Is that you?

*long time no see, old pal :)*

🍫 @chef-velvet

"VELVET!! I MISSED YOU!!" runs up to you,hugging immediately, he must've really missed his old friend

[knightlightminiatures]

Nothing crazy here as much as I just wanted to do a dragon and not hurt my brain on a color scheme. And ended up here!

[t4tbulkybull]

Just a big bull looking for some hucows to breed till they're prime to pop.

(or maybe a bigger bull to do the same to me-)

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

The idea that Kars snatched Wired Beck off the streets of Switzerland in order to make him a pet is really funny to me. Because he probably sensed his dogboy vibes when they first met and just gave him something to allow him to reach his full potential and let him roam around a bit before coming back to pick him up

[deadbillyloomis]

they put stu in SOLIDARITY CONFINEMENT and are considering to WIPE HIM OUT of existence!!

im definitely not scared

nor crying

nor terrified.

i want my stu back.