#rocks look edible

[keithkog]

Cactus cupcakes. Cactus ice cream. Those little pebble candies that look like actual pebbles. Cakes with layers what look like rock strata-

(sorry but that post made me really hungry)

Yeah, that post made me hungry too.

Anyways:

I want to eat all of these.

-Keith

[boysnberryfan]

[snepdragon]

dd1 bosses edibility ranking

[too-queer-for-school]

I kinda like him

Oh rlly I definitely didn't notice tell me more

[somelazyassartist]

I really do love being outside.

[aroace-poly-show]

i love silly insane looking guys

[shewhoeatssand]

Kaneki looks so delicious and snackable for literally no goddamn reason

[moe-broey]

Found all of them!!!! Btw

[nomaishuttle]

edibles aint shit syndrome is so so so real

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

actual footage of singe when I tell her she can’t eat that cool rock she found on the ground that kind of looks like a jellybean

[keithkog]

That urge to eat pebbles and rocks. I don’t know about you, but I understand some people who were on My Strange Addiction.

-Keith

[yami-the-outcast]

Jojo oc’s can’t get weirder than mine

Atticus is another good boy, and one of my crazier characters. He’s not a human with a stand, he’s a fricking seal. 

Just a chubby seal with a currently unnamed stand that’s essentially a human skin they slip on, like a reverse selkie. He’s a feral goblin who doesn’t understand humans, or how clothes work sometimes. Will steal food and trinkets from things bigger and stronger than him with no fucks given. 

Think he gets introduced when the Duwang gang think they’re dealing with some weirdo, but when Crazy Diamond tries to grab Atticus it just gets the skin and now there’s a fricking fat seal just rolling around and they gotta call Jotaro to deal with this because he’s the marine biologist so he should be able to know how to handle this right!? Right?!

Never colored a seal but I think I did good all the same.  

[gender-euphowrya]

it's really baffling to me that when i tell people i don't eat veggies they're like "THEN WHAT DO YOU EAT" like. do you not know about the other food groups. have you exclusively been eating carrots and leaves like a bugs bunny

[alecraisa]

Having to get dental surgery tomorrow ignore any posting about the autism steamroller or tasty looking rocks

[raineedayss]

anyone else want to eat fool’s gold?

like. whenever i see photos of it im just like. “mmmmm i wanna eat that” idk why but it just looks so yummy?? i don’t have any so i can’t test my theory but literally look at it.

it looks like it would taste like that rock candy on the stick but better. i wanna chew on it. pyrite’s nickname as fool’s gold is true because its fooling me into wanting to crunch on it like how you eat ice. mmmmmbnggg yummy rocc ok now make sure to save this to drafts and not post it

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: When I retire, I’m going to start a candy company that makes edible versions of the stuff I’m not allowed to eat. Mahjong tiles, candles, bullets, various gems, rocks…

Price: Fine. Just stop biting my Lieutenant!

Ghost, looking at the bite mark on his bicep: But I lik-

Price: Shut up, Simon.