#robofucker anon
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my-tummy-hurts · 20 days ago
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Hi it’s robotfucker anon again. May I scream about something? 🥺
I imagine older synthetics may have problems with their materials getting stiff. And that wouldn’t bode well for a natural delivery. I know it would most likely end up in a burst situation but there’s just something amazing about having our poor synthetic struggle and needing lots of help getting his tissues to stretch enough to let something that large pass. I think that would be gorgeous.
I love that, the fact that the materials are already not designed to stretch that much, and older models don't have a self-repair function so it would end up being tears not stretch marks
And it'd be a very whumpy opportunity for a normal self-reliant synth to rely on someone else to do spot repairs and janky modifications to make things actually work (imagine what James Channel or Dankpods do to electronics but with a pregnant android)
Maybe even "percussive maintenance" in the form of some... Rough fun
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phightingconfessions · 5 months ago
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robofucker 5000 here
i have such a vendetta against medkits now. i hate that sopping wet cat of a man so much it’s unbelievable. if i’m a vine staff or a coil, i will not let that man heal. if i’m a biograft, i will not protect that man. as far as i’m aware, he is on the other team and i must kill him.
and god forbid the medkit is on the other team. i will not hesitate to rush the medkit as biograft over and over until i am satisfied. if he thinks he can hide? we spam markers on that motherfucker. he is the worst and i despise him.
why? a medkit kept getting mvp in one server i was in and i got so tilted i went joker mode thats all goodnight folks
STOP OLD MAN HATE!!!!
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romansgoodluckcharm · 10 months ago
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May I offer Remus sharing robo!Patt w/ others? I can imagine Janus and Logan both enjoy the experience for VERY different reasons 😏
ANON TELL ME MORE !!!! /NF
Janus w robo!Patt is making me sooo ill I can imagine how teasing Janus would be, picking their words specifically to bypass Patton's security code <33 They're much more patient than Remus, knowing just where to touch and which wires to tug and plug to have Patton's brain fizzled out slowly, all while Remus is on the other side of Pat humping his leg nd shoving it's face into open panels, fingers reaching and pulling. Patton's processor can barely take it all in, the contrast melting his circuits
Also ..... Janus making Logan watch before he gets a turn w Pat, perhaps? Logan trying to catalogue every little reaction, but getting so heated and desperate that he can't help but jerk himself off at the show in front of him, not knowing if he wants to touch or be touched <33 locking eyes w Pat while he cums <33 Janus' humiliating remarks being redirected over to Logan while Remus' hands grab him and push him into Pat's lap so he can get a turn w them
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girlwiththegreenhat · 1 year ago
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(just fyi im not trying to be "um actually" on you, i think this is a fun notion and i want to play toys with it!) i get what you mean on androids should be a 2 rather than a 1, but i think it only counts in terms of their character and not their physical appearance. from a looks aspect, the overarching fleshiness of perfect androids are too un-robot like. think of it from an outsiders perspective: tier 1 are the characters non-robot fuckers can get behind without a problem, where some folks at tier 2 might think their metal bits are starting to be a bit of a turn off, but still acceptable, and tier 3 will often be met by surprise by most non-robotfuckers.
as for anthro robot, i think that ones "is a robot but takes on a humanoid/anthropomorphized appearance". legs, arms, a torso, a head, maybe a tail or smth if its a like a fnaf animatronics or those furry robots (i forget the name). id argue robotic animals and robots with a more abstractly monsterous appearence would kind of fall into a 3.5 tier bc they're no longer "anthro", but still not as non-organic as "computer with a face"
oh don't worry about it! i was also interested in what people thought of it. given this explanation actually yeah I can see why androids are 1 and cyborgs are 2, it does make sense when you put it that way 🤔
also that's roughly what i figured "anthro robot" meant, its the general idea of taking a non-human figure and giving it a human shape, full robots but with the general proportions of a human being, like how furries are designed.
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r0b0fangedpup · 4 months ago
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about me
Heyyy, I finally started a NSFT blog ‘cause I’m feral all the time. Kinda nervous but excited to be here!
Here’s some info about me. Will update this as needed!
INFO:
22 years old, trans man, he/him
Feel free to call me puppy or like anything else sweet
Bisexual
Submissive (brat type)
Verse
Neurodivergent
Super nerdy about kink for some reason, love talking about all the psychological stuff with it
Will not stop yapping
Writer!
My owner boyfriend is @allthebettertobiteyouwith 🐺
20+ up for asks / DMs only! Not looking but am down to make friends.
Preferred genital terms: fronthole/hole, dick/t-dick/cock
Taken anon emojis: 🐺, 🦐, 🧷, 🦷
KINKS:
Monsterfucking
Robofucking
PRAISE
Voice kink
D/S dynamics
Overstim
Bondage
Puppy Play
Wax Play
Hypno
Spanking, other light forms of impact play
Predator / prey + primal play
Hierophilia
Sex magick (I’m pagan)
Consensual stalking
Leather
OFF-LIMITS:
Water sports
Scat
Degradation
What’s listed in my DNI/DNF
Face slapping
Vore
Feederism / weight related kinks
Referring to my body parts with any feminine terms (pussy, clit, tits, etc)
Impreg
DNI/DNF:
Minors!
Accounts with no age in the bio
De-trans / misgendering kink
Racists, including raceplay kink
Zoos
Proship
Pedos / “MAPS”
Transphobes, TERFS
Homophobes, biphobes, and the like
Any other bigots
Age play kink
Unsafe kink practitioners
Anyone exclusively attracted to women
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beepiiboop · 1 month ago
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honestly i have no idea why did ota anon (who i definitely know it's robofucker) came all way from my twitter to my tumblr and just send that shit to me like 😭 ??!?!?!!
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xamaxenta · 1 year ago
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SNORTING AND PANTING LIKE A WILD BOAR THIBKING ABOUT ROBOT SEXO!!!!!!!!!! the inherent homoerotic tension of gently sinkingbyour fingers into the pumping humming insides of your cyborg homie. the toe curling horniness of sabo straddling marcos waist bc hes so huge its really the best way for sabo to get in his chest cavity, honest, no other reason , and in order to clean the old filters of marcos not-lungs sabo has to bow over and get his arms inside marcos body down to the elbow like hes nearly crawling into the space beneath his core .. marco doesnt have the same accurate touch sensors as ace so while he can tell when hes being touched, he cant FEEL it, and there was not a place on his body designed to be touched for pleasure BUT his synthetic organs are filled with nerves and sensors to inform him of any damage and so sabo opens him up and plays him like an instrument while ace holds marco down and it would look macabe or violent if you didnt know how much Trust there was in it. marco Trusting ace not to let him hurt sabo. ace Trusting sabo not to damage marco. sabo Trusting marco and ace, literal war machines, with no fear as he tests the most volatile dangerous parts of marcos circuitry and tempts death for the sole purpose of bringing marco pleasure and service. marco recovering from the psychological weight of knowing hes cannon fodder to be scrapped or replaced. ace recovering from the thought he is only capable of violence. sabo recovering from the craziest robot sex known to man. your MIND dr xenta
anon wtf i have to give u my phd in robotfuckery bc this is beyond anything i couldve said
I wanted to say Sabo climbs inside them and fucks their circuitry but i wasnt sure if that would be received well or if anyone felt the same way but i cant take credit for any of those thoughts bc you came here with them first AND IM SO HAPPY THE BRAINCELL CESSPOOL I HAVE IS SHARED WITH FELLOW ROBOFUCKERS…
Pls the last part about marco recovering from knowing he was cannon fodder or destined for scrapping and Ace recovering from thinking he can only be violent <- this is so tender im going INSANE
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mt-lowercase-m-derogatory · 6 months ago
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ok this is the anon ask im trying okay. ur awesome i think imma get how this site works. hope to see your stuff <3
I've got a second mutual now which means I can officially make sex jokes about them now
If I say "reblogging this robofucker content for my mutuals" no single person I know irl can tell that's a lie
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cybertron-smash-or-pass · 8 months ago
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scourge war anon if you pass tfa Starscream you're a fool, the chin cannot be the new mustache.
(oh man this one was awhile ago, anon I'm so sorry 🥲)
We can't be reviving the chin debate. Please. I'm not strong enough.
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This implies that there was at least one prominent decepticon activist that they were trying to censor by outlawing the medium entirely. There's a nonzero amount of continuities where Megatron spreads the Decepticon Word through poetry. Maybe in tfa he chooses satirical comics to dunk on the ruling class.
Oh God it makes too much sense given Decepticon culture has art when younger autobots like bulkhead dont even know what it is.
Anon either we're reading too much into it or we have a footloose situation on our hands.
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She can be if you believe hard enough 💖💙🤍💙💖
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The line between monsterfuckers and robofuckers is paper thin
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Im guessing this is either about my shipping opinions of the Arachnus Prime tags. In either case. That is because I am wildly autistic about tf and I've watched TFA alone like four times. I'm in here snooping for bits and pieces of canon people miss. I'm dissecting shit frame by frame. I'm rotating the characters in my mind, I'm analyzing these mfs every chance I get.
If I had more energy and a bit more focus I'd literally never shut up about tf character analysis, and then when I run out of things to say I'd rewatch it again and go right back to yapping.
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She kickback on my shrapnel til I hardshell
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Look dude I'm guessing if they can pilot a whole complicated mechsuit, they're probably old enough and intelligent to fuck. It's an angry birds pig, I don't think it always needs to be that deep
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Acts like the final pam, built like a ton of bricks. Lugnut has good taste.
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ss-shitstorm · 1 year ago
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i binged all of breaking bread today and also blackbird and it was the best things ive ever read this week. thank you for those wonderful works of literature. yes, literature because that is what we classify as the pinnacle of the written human word, works that are the highest works of art. and that is what your writing is. you write such human characters and human stories and UGH ITS JUST RLY GOOD. i hope wherever you are, you are doing well and you are happy and content and everything is going well. and i hope you walk only on the flower road. and that you know your works are so good and it causes cultural resets for people. that's all i hope you have a lovely day 💖 - ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎
anon this is so fucking sweet and I'm so fucking sorry it took me so long to respond. You are a brilliant, beautiful mf'er and I'm so happy and humbled you got this much out of the robofucker's guide to dangerous clandestine chemistry written by a learning disable housewife. Wishing you a very good and horny day and an even better and hornier night.
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daisybell9000 · 9 months ago
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honestly i'm not complainin. it's fun to read thru. nice blog u got here bud. -robofucker anon.
If you were complaining I'd be doing something wrong. Good to know I'm not
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phightingconfessions · 7 months ago
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katana has all the good ship names what do you MEAN banham x katana is called BANANA what do you mean medkit x katana is called KITKAT
eugh banana flavored kitkat sounds awful
-robofucker 5000
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unfortunately banana flavored kitkats are real
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terezicaptor · 1 year ago
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saying to jake You're one of them queers. he's a robofucker. just like me fr - hs anon
LMAOOOO he is he is
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lovesickrobotic · 3 years ago
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SC headcanons of taking care of you when you went through a hard breakdown from your mental illnesses. It would be so cute:")
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You were on the floor, curled up a ball, rocking back and forth with tears streaming from your eyes. You couldn't feel anything, and it felt like you'd been lit aflame in your mind with thoughts as if to be the gasoline and matches. You felt like you were back there again, balling your hair in your fists as sobs racked your body.
SC-01A was quick to slowly approach, patiently crouching next to you and beginning to emit a warmth across synthetic skin. "May I?" You had been through this before, and so gently nod yes as they reached out their warmed hand to clasp around one of yours, dragging your arm away from its position around your knee and into their lap. They 'absentmindedly' fiddle with your fingers, drawing you out of your thoughts and to them, where they bring their free hand up to your face and wipe away burning tears.
Your tears fall more slowly, now, as they bring your hand up for closer inspection, lips kissing each one of your beautiful knuckles as your breath steadies. They press closer to you, sharing their warmth with you as they shift to let go of your hands and instead pull you completely into their lap, wrapping their arms around you to console you. It's so warm, and so safe, and you can't help but have your thoughts drift into something better as you lean back into their grasp and let them prop their chin on the top of your head. They lean their head down to press tiny kisses against the top of your scalp, rubbing circles into your arms as you silently settle down in their grasp.
"It's going to be okay," they say, their voice as quiet as possible as they nuzzle your head. You dig your hands into their arms as if they'll run from you, and they adjust their grip on you to mimic the pressure, further soothing you with it. An arm disappears from around you to twine through locks of your hair, gently twirling it and letting it go, only to repeat this with a new lock nearby. All of this is beginning to make you feel sleepy.
Before you can sleep, though, SC-01A produces a tissue from which to dry the rest of those tears off of you, wiping until you're clean of streaks. They shift their head to smooch your cheek, disposing of the tissue within their compartment before returning their head dutifully to the top of yours.
"I love you," they 'whisper' as you fall asleep in their arms.
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ashildrs-archive · 5 years ago
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swift wind emily imp
Come off anon a minute I just want to talk
Kin: imp. Idk why he's annoying and no one sees the point of him and its questionable if he is even there for a reason?
Kiss: emily. Me 🤝 entrapta 🤝 mara
Robofuckers
Kill: swift wind! He's so fucking annoying I would like to see it (him dead)!!
Send me three characters and I'll do kin, kiss & kill
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jincherie · 6 years ago
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You wouldn't have happened to have played Detroit: Become Human, have you?
Haven’t played, but I watched a few playthroughs with my friend!! I love it!!!
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