#robo vacuum

[unu-nunu-art]

We have a robo vacuum now I like it :3

[dylanjohnson3868]

I've come here to share my excitement about Smart Home Technology

I don't know who'll read this, but I've come to realize that this forum is exactly what I need right now. This year - 2023 - has been incredibly rewarding for me as I've discovered the amazing world of smart home technology. I recently got a SwitchBot robo vacuum, and it has completely transformed my daily routine. Not only does it keep my home spotless, but it also gives me more time to enjoy my life. The convenience of having a vacuum that can be controlled from my smartphone is just fantastic!

This experience has opened my eyes to how much easier life can be with the right technology. I've even connected it to my other smart devices, creating a seamless home automation system. It feels wonderful to have a tidy home without spending hours cleaning. Plus, I love that I can schedule cleaning times even when I'm not home, which adds to my peace of mind.

All of this made me realize how great it is to be part of a community that embraces innovation and shares helpful tips. By the way, I recently tried some of the new smart home gadgets, and they are simply amazing. I find that they not only enhance my living space but also bring a sense of joy and ease to my everyday life.

[woolmasterleel]

I need to turn my roomba into a character or something, he has so much personality

If I leave the room, he throws a fit and stops vacuuming. Separation anxiety.

He keeps hiding under the table, he gets stuck on the tiniest of things, etc etc

[robo-writing]

cid would sooo invent the Cellphone so that he could sext u on demand, menace he is. worst part is he’s smooth enough so u don’t cringe at the fact you’re sexting

I’m gonna be real with you I’d listen to cid recite a washing machine manual that man’s voice does inhuman things to me

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

shadowtrap. he just like me fr fr

[random-chaos-and-stuff]

Silly Game Time: They say a dog is a man's best friend and diamonds are a girl's best friend. Well then, what's a non-binary person's best friend?

A roomba with a little knife taped to it.

[vijayakumar1004]

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[ricoka]

The urge to buy something vs my desire to save money

[carionto]

The circle of life

Human 1: "We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of a loved one."

Human 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10: *sobbing, wailing, murmuring in disbelief and shock, silent dumbfoundedness, various stages of denial, grief, and bargaining*

H1: "He was a friend, a co-worker, a frequent visitor in all our lives."

H2-10: *continuous shedding of tears and blowing of noses*

Alien: *whispering to nearest, least emotionally distraught human* "Um, was there something special about that ap-"

H4: "Shh, not another word. Please. We need this."

A: "But you can just ta-"

H8 *loudly* "DON'T YOU EVER DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE! YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!!!" *softly now, almost voiceless* "you couldn't understand what he meant to us..."

H1: "He was loyal to this vessel from day one, dedicated to his task to the fullest, even at the eventual cost of his life..."

H2: *uncontrollably* "I MISS HIM SO MUCH ALREADY! I CAN'T DO THIS!" *runs off*

A: "There was not this much emotion when an act-"

H1: *loud cough of deliberate interruption* "And he was greatly rewarded and praised by all for his countless acts of bravery and simply for such a stunning decades long career. We salute you! May you rest in piece."

Humans in unison: "To Stabby! May you bump into Mecha-Gods ankle in the After-Warranty!" *celebratory chug of hard liqueur*

A: *almost given up* "But it still works just fine, what changed?"

H5: "Look, when Stabby's duct-taped knife finally breaks on its own, that's it. Stabby is both the robo-vacuum AND the blade, especially after it's been around for so long. You have to acknowledge it, it's a matter of respect towards everyone, especially the crew."

-----N E X T D A Y-----

H11: "GUYS! Stabinthia just got the President of Venus!"

Humans collectively: "Hell yeah! Promotion party already!! Woo!!!

A: "..."

[probablyasocialecologist]

We don’t yet know exactly why a group of people very publicly graffitied, smashed, and torched a Waymo car in San Francisco. But we know enough to understand that this is an explosive milestone in the growing, if scattershot, revolt against big tech. We know that self-driving cars are wildly divisive, especially in cities where they’ve begun to share the streets with emergency responders, pedestrians and cyclists. Public confidence in the technology has actually been declining as they’ve rolled out, owing as much to general anxiety over driverless cars as to high-profile incidents like a��GM Cruise robotaxi trapping, dragging, and critically injuring a pedestrian last fall. Just over a third of Americans say they’d ride in one. We also know that the pyrotechnic demolition can be seen as the most dramatic act yet in a series of escalations — self-driving cars have been vocally opposed by officials, protested, “coned,” attacked, and, now, set ablaze in a carnivalesque display of defiance. The Waymo torching did not take place in a vacuum. To that end, we know that trust in Silicon Valley in general is eroding, and anger towards the big tech companies — Waymo is owned by Alphabet, the parent company of Google — is percolating. Not just at self-driving cars, of course, but at generative AI companies that critics say hoover up copyrighted works to produce plagiarized output, at punishing, algorithmically mediated work regimes at the likes of Uber and Amazon, at the misinformation and toxic content pushed by Facebook and TikTok, and so on. It’s all of a piece. All of the above contributes to the spreading sense that big tech has an inordinate amount of control over the ordinary person’s life — to decide, for example, whether or not robo-SUVs will roam the streets of their communities — and that the average person has little to no meaningful recourse.

[naffeclipse]

Hocus pocus story

Eclipse: "we must fly!"

Sun: "on what!?"

Eclipse: "Bats or bettles wind anything!"

Eclipse flies off with a broom.

Sun flies off with a hand vacume.

Moon, two mini robo vacumes to his feet:

"COWABONGA"

At the rate they're going with all their broken brooms, they gonna need a few vacuums to get them on their merry way!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Robo-vacuums eat dust which is mostly dead skin. We are teaching robots to eat human flesh.

[yours-the-author]

Stickmintober 2024 Day 18: Leader Portrait

Welcome to Luigi's Mansion, starring Right Hand Man as the vacuum cleaner.

I wanted to do this nice, big piece with all the Toppat Leaders as ghosts that had escaped their portraits while Reginald had to go around and vacuum them up a la Luigi's Mansion 1, but I got a little SILLY and LAZY. I might be losing my momentum, which is impressive considering how low it was to begin with. Maybe some other day...

Drawing RHM with a robo appendage that's not just his hand was honestly really fun! I like the way it came out here; maybe I should start thinking about how to use it as a prop in future comics?

[galaxygermdraws]

So for the last like month I have been haunted (pun intended) by the idea of Luigi helping the boss ghosts stop being evil and murdery. Some of them really aren’t like that (like Steward), but enough of them want him dead anyways. So the entire AU is just Luigi staying at the hotel from the end of LM3 and trying to do redemptive therapy of sorts. It is not going that well but he has Gooigi and Robo Mario for emotional support.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. I’ll put the cut off text under the read more. Thankyu)

“Also sorry for capturing you in my vacuum I know you were just doing your job but you guys kidnapped my brother and friends and also me and King Boo have a suuuuper intense hatred of each other” And he prolly woulda kept going.

[rendy-a]

Idia househusband au

What kind of househusband is he?

Fluff plz

Fluff is what I do best.  Please enjoy and thanks for requesting!

There is a learning curve involved with adapting Idia to the househusband life.  When you were first married, Idia struggled to manage his new household duties.  Having lived a sheltered and wealthy life, he has never learned the proper way to manage things like laundry and vacuuming.  You would pat him on the back after a long day and tell him to stick with it, that you believed in him.  He takes heart at your faith in him and resolves to conquer his chores.  Over time, he has made an impressive array of gadgets to do the housework for him.  Now, he hardly works at all.  Don’t worry thought, that isn’t time wasted but time he can devote to you! (and anime)

Idia is still big into gaming, which leads him to keep unusual hours.  If you feel like trying to stay up late with him, he’ll put a comfy reclining chair in the game room for you.  Go ahead and watch him play for as long as you are able.  Some days you fall asleep in the chair only to wake up with Idia curled up on your lap.  It was too far to the bed plus…he doesn’t want to sleep in there without you.

Idia likes keeping images of you he gleans from the various monitors around your house.  Not in a creepy way!  He just can’t help but think of that time you smiled at him when he told you he made dinner himself.  Or when he held your hand that time you were sick and you told him that he was the best. (Him!)  These small, soft expressions are collected for emergency purposes.  The emergency being whenever he gets lonely waiting for you to get home.  He’ll set his monitor into slideshow mode and take in all your tender expressions to remind himself that you’ll be coming home to him soon.

Dinner was burnt.  You said you’d be home hours ago and that is when dinner was ready.  There is only so much even highly advanced cooking robots like the ones Idia makes can do for holding something warm for three extra hours.  When you stepped into the house, you could tell by the smell of char wafting from the kitchen and no Idia to greet you at the door, that you’d messed up. 

You found him in his game room, legs pulled up on the chair with his headphones on.  ‘So, pretty upset,’ you thought.  You wait for a moment to give him a chance to find a place in his game to stop so you can talk.  After a while, you realize he doesn’t intend to stop.  “Sorry,” you get out lamely, “There was a big project and I had to stay late.”  He doesn’t stop playing but, before you go, you see one eye flicker to observe you as you go. 

You head to your room and set your things down before hopping into the shower.  You feel terrible after both working a long day and disappointing your spouse.  You really need a hot shower to de-stress.  After a good amount of time, you finally resolve yourself to turning off the steaming water and heading down to the kitchen to see what you can salvage from the ruined dinner.  To your surprise, on the table is a steaming bowl of fresh ramen waiting for you.  A cooking bot approaches you to ask what toppings you’d like added.  You give the robo-chef your order and sit down to wait.  You set your arms on the table and lay your head on top of them, waiting for your dinner to be ready.  You smile softly, looking at the ramen bowl waiting.  A peace offering if you ever saw one.  Maybe, after dinner, it would be good for you to make an offering of your own?

You knock on the doorframe of the gaming room and Idia casually looks up at you.  Or he tries to but only succeeds in nearly falling out of his chair.  “Wha wha what are you wearing?” he stammers.  “Oh, this little number?  Just something I picked up from that Con we went to last month.  I’ve been saving it for a special occasion.”  His hair is rapidly turning from the standard blue to a more flushed pink.  “Commander Lightning!  From the Space Hero Brigade anime.” You smile at him seductively before adding the final piece.  “I thought I’d spice it up just a touch.”  Idia looks at the cat ear headband you’d just donned before setting his controller aside.  This was a limited time event, if he’d ever saw one.

Bonus: The next day, Idia shyly hands you the lunch his robot chef has prepared and gives you a small kiss as you head out the door.  He waves at you from behind the door until you are out of sight.  Then he lets out a sigh of relief and closes the door, blocking out the normal world for another day.  Now, straight to his computer; he has things to do!  He pulls up the footage from last night.  There.  That is the shot he needs.  You are at the table with your head on your hands looking at the bowl of ramen with a soft smile on your face.  Some people might not be able to see it, but Idia knows that when you gaze at that bowl of ramen, what you are actually looking at is him.  And that look on your face whispers, I love you.  He saves the image to his file.  That will get him through another day.

[best-papa-ever]

Petey. Did you make a machine that can be dangerous? Like very VERY dangerous

Well, back when I was still evil, I had that Robo-Vacuum Cleaner I used who proceeded to go into the ocean chasing that dog-headed cop… almost drowned at the end of it all.