#he is so tired

[spaltedrat]

imimimimi

[movietimegirl]

Charles: *Giving another speech*

Erik:

[qcomicsy]

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Dick (worried): Care to explain, how actually are you "paying for your sins".

Future!Damian, deadpanned: *takes his cellphone* *presses play*

Terry voice on the cellphone: Hey Big D., so I was just– You know– Passing. Big ninja training you got here. . . Gotta love what you did to the decoration. . . All. Green."

Dick:

Future!Damian:

Terry voice: Okay I will go straight to the point, I know you love visits (kids laugh on the back) Shh (Terry giggles) So– As you know, the batmobile's is not in– Condition– Right now, old thing had seen better days.

Terry voice: And I need, to get Clowny, that's literally my job, right. So I'm taking your league mobile.

Future!Damian, under his breath pressing the bridge of his nose: Just a car.

Terry voice: I'm sure I will bring back– Eventually– Almost in piece. And don't worry I know all the rules "no eating on It"- "no pressing self destruct"– "No letting Robin drive"–

Tim: There's a Robin?

Jason, with a shitty eating grin: Shh

Terry: We're just going to break at least 75% of it. Don't worry.– Oh! Yeah, Bruce called, he told me to tell you to come to dinner, he misses you. And as a good person and second "blood son" (imitates Damian's voice) I told him you be there.

Future!Damian: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉⁿᵈ ʰⁱᵐ, ˢᵒᵐᵉᵈᵃʸ. ᶠᵉᵉᵈ ʰⁱᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠⁱˢʰᵉˢ

Terry voice: Anyway. See you at dinner (kid voice on the back "Tell him I said hi!") Robin told me he said hi. Bye Big D. and wash your suit I can fucking smell it from here– Stinky. *End of call*

Bruce: Must be horrible someone taking your car without permission.

Future!Damian, very tired, eye twitching: *deep sight*

Future!Damian: I'm aware of the cosmic irony of that.

Future!Damian: Happy Now?

Jason: You have no idea.

[thearunadragon]

Hear me out—

[dragonflavoredcake]

Joe: It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame.

Xisuma: Don't. Don't do this to me today.

[foxtamer113]

Yor: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Loid: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Yor:

Yor: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

[thesaltyblobfish]

the archivist

ooooooooh I loved making this one so much

[mothscotch]

i cant get them out of my mind. its just a Some Dude and his dog/horse/alligator/dinosaur/gecko

[weirdmamagnet]

Someone please help Fiddleford McGucket.

[moonh0well]

his ass does NOT gaf about sponsorships

[change-your-view]

Biblicaly accurate Reigen

[zalgoid]

I’ve been thinking so hard about Frost getting to act like a dad all day and apparently Pinterest is a fucking mind reader cause I open it and my feed is full of this:

I’m going feral

[ao3screenshotss]

[orionshounds]

the fact abraham tries to reprimand rouge for destroying Millions in GUN equipment and she just hits him with the "lol k ;)"

and he just has to fucking take it because she's the best agent they have plus she and shadow regularly saves the world is endlessly funny to me

[galaxygermdraws]

So for the last like month I have been haunted (pun intended) by the idea of Luigi helping the boss ghosts stop being evil and murdery. Some of them really aren’t like that (like Steward), but enough of them want him dead anyways. So the entire AU is just Luigi staying at the hotel from the end of LM3 and trying to do redemptive therapy of sorts. It is not going that well but he has Gooigi and Robo Mario for emotional support.

(reblogs with tags/comments are appreciated. I’ll put the cut off text under the read more. Thankyu)

“Also sorry for capturing you in my vacuum I know you were just doing your job but you guys kidnapped my brother and friends and also me and King Boo have a suuuuper intense hatred of each other” And he prolly woulda kept going.

[karokawwo]

my last doodle for today: kai as the single milf in your area