#robert plant headcanons

[samiwife]

I will always say that I love the way you write because it's really beautiful (I've read them about 10 times) Could you write some headcanons with Robert Plant or Jimmy Page? Because you're really cool at writing headcanons (I admire you😓😓)

Oh my god thank you so much!!!!! I love writing headcanons! Thanks 4 the support <3 Hope you enjoy <3

Headcanons and Preferences 𓆩⟡𓆪 (Ft: Robert Plant)

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

𓆩⟡𓆪 = Headcanons

Would always sleep in and you'd bring breakfast in bed for him

Collects records of his favorite bands

Walks around the house with a half-opened shirt exposing his chest

Great with kids

Always asks for kids

Cares a lot about his hair

Has a lot of hair products

Dances a lot in the living room

Constantly moving around otherwise he goes insane

Loves nature

Loves going on walks

Wears a lot of jewelry

For some reason he loves goats

Tries to work out but just gives up

Loves traveling

Would sing for you when you're sad

Would take care of you when you're sick

Sometimes he plays soccer in the backyard

Reads late at night

Loves fruit, especially oranges or apples

Always smells like tea, especially Earl Gray Tea

You always play with his hair

You also always mess with his hair

You tie up his hair in different ways

When he's sick he always drinks tea and listens to records

Sometimes he makes his own bracelets and necklaces

Rides his bike down the street to go to a nearby cafe

Tries to play guitar for you but gets mocked by Jimmy for not being good

Smokes cigarettes outside so he doesn't bother you

Gets jealous easily

Craves attention from you

Would stare down the person he's jealous of

Would make it known he's mad or jealous

When he's horny, he pulls you in closer and whimpers in your ear

Very slutty in bed

Moans so LOUD

VERY good during sex

He always loves it when you pull his hair during sex

Loves swimming

Eats scones a lot and drinks a lot of tea

Loves clothes shopping for you and himself

Holds your hand a lot

Has SUPER warm hands

SIngs anytime and anywhere

Would stare you up and down when taking off your clothes

Sometimes you cut his hair

He always talks in big words

Has the softest lips

Also, he has the prettiest eyes

HAS MAJOR BIG DICK ENERGY AND HE DOES HAVE ONE

Loves buying paintings and making some

Sleeps like a sick Victorian child (HAHA I'LL STOP)

Wears tight pants to show off his "size"

When you're injured, he'll carry you on his back and take you to safety

Always makes tea for you

Loves lying in the grass with you

Stealing his shirts is a must

Makes funny faces while singing

Winks at you constantly

Kisses on the neck and cheek are constant

Would say "baby" 20 times a day

Sometimes he calls you "mama"

You think he has a mommy kink (HAHAH I'M SORRY)

You sometimes think that he and Jimmy have a thing with each other

Sometimes he wears big fur hats to cover up his bad hair days

Lastly, he always cares about you. Even if you're mad at him. He'll try his best to make you happy again. He'll buy gifts, he'll hug you and kiss you to make you feel better. He will do everything in his power to make you love and notice him

THANKS 4 READING <3 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES <3333

[pizzaqueen]

A very little something I wrote when I was feeling sad. Possibly pre-slash, around 150 words

Eddie becomes a plant dad, and he introduces Steve to all his babies. There’s Tree Beard and Quickbeam and Leaflock and Beechbone and Skinbark—

“And this,” he says, gesturing proudly to a pot with long crinkly leaves bursting out of it, “is Robert.”

Steve blinks. “Robert?”

“Yeah.”

“How come all the others get weird names—”

“They’re named after Ents.” Eddie pauses. “Well, except for Smaug, the dragon tree.”

“And this one is Robert?”

“Because he’s a plant.”

“Yeah, I can see that.”

“No, like… Robert Plant.”

Cue a blank look from Steve.

“Led Zeppelin!”

“Oh. Right.” Steve huffs. “Cute.”

“I thought so.”

“You’re such a dork.”

“But you think I’m cute.”

“I didn’t—” Steve’s face heats. “Whatever.” He crosses his arms and nods at the plant. “Just— Tell me about Robert.”

Eddie grins, but he starts talking, telling Steve all about Robert, things Steve will maybe only half remember, hands gesturing wildly, and Steve gets lost in the daydream of a house filled with plants, and Eddie there to tell him all about them.

[repurposedmeatlocker]

Bobert Plant - Peregrine Falcon

For @skyblep

[theoceansluvr]

Tim Drake x Cozy! Reader

warning; none ! author's notes; my favorite boy's birthday which means a work for him ! sorry for writing so many headcanons y'all, i have a lot to blabber about 😞 also idk if the title makes sense but i have was going for a very.. homebody, smells like coffee/hot chocolate, big sweaters coded reader if that makes any sense !

oh how he loves you...

he never gets a chance to relax because Gotham never rests

but with you it's so easy

he could come back from the worst fight in the world and be greeted with hazelnut creamer filled coffee and the sight of string lights everywhere

it might not be a lot, but it's everything to him.

reading dates are a very common thing !

you'll drag him to the local used bookstore any chance you get

it's usually followed up with a trip to the bakery or record shop too

super into crime books

(to nobody's surprise im sure)

he has a whole bookshelf dedicated to forensic books, even though he knows pretty much everything.

he likes to be sure, y'know ?

you guys have plants that are all names and their birthdays are on a calendar on the fridge

the oldest is named Robert ans he's a dragon's breath you two bought when you first moved in together

the name was merely based on you thinking it was funny to give a plant a people name..(me too)

steals your sweaters all the time and claims he doesn't know what happened to them

but you always catch him up in the middle of the night wearing them while he's doing his detective stuff

random but candle shopping is a MAJORRRRR part of y'all's budget planning..

i mean sure, overhead lighting can be nice, but candles just have a better feel !

which is exactly what you say to Tim every time

he groans and mumbles a soft "Whatever you want, rose.." and it's off to Bath and Body works or the local candle shop !

BAKING TOGETHER !!!!

i will give any excuse to talk about Tim and his baked goods, so you two bake together a ton !

not specifically from scratch, but it's usually better when it is.

"All that matters is it was made with love." is the common statement he uses when he burns something..

which is probably a common occurrence if im being completely honest

slow dancing to records might i add

not much to add about this, but something about him being a Wayne tells me he probably had to learn to slow dance for whatever reason

he'll gladly teach you if you don't know how :))

you guys are usually cuddled up drinking coffee/tea/hot chocolate(pick your preference loves !)

the Gotham rain adds to the ambience of it all

having someone as lad back as you are definitely helps with his whole "gotta prove my wort" mentality as well

if you ever got pets i think you'd have rabbits or maybe a ferret

not cats, don't ask me why i just have a weird headcanon about him being allergic.. so sorry to all my cat allergy havers

completely and utterly in love with the fact you're not out a lot because he likes knowing your safe at home !

playing stardew or animal crossing together to cool off ?

absolutely !

you have a shared island and farm bc he refuses to let you marry any of the characters(SAM I LOVE YOU !!!)

I COULD WRITE SOSOSOSOSOSO MUCH ABOUT HIM WITH A CALM, COZY PARTNER !!! but i want to get this done before the 20th so :((( but happy birthday again to my boyfriend in another universe 😞

[delopsia]

I absolutely adored and loved the Rhett headcanons. Can we please get matching Bobby ones pretty pretty please with diabetes inducing amount of sugar on top 🥺🙏💕💕💕

Aaaaa, thank you! I was hoping somebody would ask for a set of Bobby headcanons! :D This got a little long again 💃

✧˖° General Bob Headcanons

Snores, but very, very lightly? To the point that he sounds more like a cat purring than anything. If you tell him he does it, he goes red in the face and denies it, even if you have video evidence of it. Bobby hears snoring and immediately thinks he must be snoring loud enough to guide ships through the fog...

Bob has this funny thing where he intentionally buys damaged products. He got left out of things a lot as a kid, the last to be picked for dodgeball, was always last to be partnered up for assignments, little things that never felt all too great.

So now he's taking home a dented can of Lysol because he knows how shitty it feels to be left out.

It is so, so easy to make this man smile. You can make the dumbest joke of all time, and Bob's got a cheesy grin that's brighter than the sun itself.

Bob doesn't always have the words to describe what he's feeling or trying to say. No matter how hard he tries, those words simply don't bubble up in the ol' noggin, and he's stuck stuttering until he can come up with something.

The longer he can't find the words he wants to use, the brighter his face goes. Blushes from the tips of his ears all the way down into his chest. Poor baby looks like he's been sunburnt

Buys trinkets that remind him of his friends, and he's got an entire shelf dedicated to housing them. A glass-blown phoenix that he found in a gift shop, a plush coyote that he picked up at the zoo, a horseshoe because his momma loves horses.

Has a talent for origami. It started out as a meaningless thing to ease his nerves, but it quickly devolved into an obsession. Flowers, elephants, stars, butterflies, he knows no bounds. He's been known for leaving them in places and waiting around the corner to see who takes it. There's no better feeling than watching someone find it and take it with them.

That being said, Bob showers his significant other in them. Once he becomes comfortable, you will never know peace. There are stars in your cups, there were origami flowers lining the edge of your clawfoot bath this morning, and you've been finding hearts for months.

Hates when people stand behind him. It's more of a nervous thing than anything because there is nothing worse than thinking you're alone and sensing someone looming behind you. If Bob can find a spot where his back is to the wall, you best believe he will be there.

Bobby can play the guitar and the piano, but he's so, so shy about it. He doesn't know where to look or what to do with his eyes while he's playing it, and he really, really doesn't know what to say if you compliment him on it.

Green thumb. Every plant is safe with Robert Floyd; growing up on a farm, it's hard not to get good at growing things. From dandelions to lettuce, he can garden just about anything.

Also happens to talk to the flowers as if they can hear him. "Hi buddies, are you getting enough sunshine?" "Hold on, hold on, I'll water you in a second." "Do you need me to rotate you?"

Eats all one type of food before moving on to the next thing on his plate. It's more of a focus thing than anything; Bob just doesn't...think to switch from the mashed potatoes to the green beans until the potatoes are completely gone.

Speaking of food, Bob unintentionally gives his S/O food-themed pet names. Honey, peaches, sugar, pumpkin, sweetie. He hardly notices he's doing it; it's just one of those things that happened.

Bob could very well have his vision corrected with a simple surgery, but he chooses not to have it because he's so used to having glasses. He's been wearing glasses since he was five; they're a part of his identity at this point.

He's one of the unlucky ones who turn bright red when he drinks alcohol. Didn't realize it until someone pointed it out, and now he absolutely will not drink in public because he's afraid of turning as red as a stop light.

Drinks his coffee black. Primarily because he can never get the ratio of additives to his liking; too much creamer, but then it's too much sugar, and oh, well, would you look at that, he accidentally grabbed the salt instead of the sugar.

Animal lover to the core. Please take him to the zoo or the aquarium, he's been dying to go, but nobody will go with him :( His favorites have always been the red pandas and the jellyfish. For no reason other than he finds them cute.

Bob's got thighs for days. God, is it a sight to watch him struggle to get into his jeans. He's always gotta jump to get them past those perfectly pale thighs.

Does this thing where he gets lost in your eyes when you speak. He's listening, but good lord, he is absolutely drowning in the way your eyes twinkle as you talk to him. Chin in hand, humming along to whatever you have to say.

[ithinkabouttzu]

Hello! I love your writing and was wondering if you could do TP reunion headcanons? Like how they would be once you reunite after the war?

Have a nice day :)

The Pacific reunion with you after the war!

genre: Romance; fluff

warnings: Crying, sad themes, reader is called beautiful, but reader is gn!

description: The pacific boys’ meeting with you (their s/o) for the first time after the war

a/n: Thank you for this request! I hope I got it right!! Enjoy my beloved!! 💗💗

Eugene Sledge

• for him it’s a whole bunch of emotions when he sees you waiting for him at the train station

• he wants to cry, but also kinda just wants to laugh because of how happy he is to see you

•Looking at you out of the window, you look so beautiful. His chest pounds thinking at how lonely it must of been for you while he was gone

• When he finally gets off the train and makes his way to you, It’s like meeting you for the first time all over again.

• He’s nervous, because it’s been so long since he’s actually seen you, What if you don’t like him anymore? what if something happened while he was gone and you don’t see a future with him?

• All of those worries in his head immediately vanish when he succumbs to your warm embrace, it’s like time had never really passed at all.

• “I missed you, don’t ever want to leave you like that again”

Sidney Phillips:

• Wow, he can’t wait to kiss those soft lips of yours. When he sees you he’s ready to jump off the train while it’s still going because he just can’t wait any longer

• When he does get off, he’s running towards you, dropping all of his luggage as soon as he gets to you, and picking you and swinging you around with joy

• He causes quite a scene but it makes you overjoyed to know he missed you just as much. Seeing that bright smile on his face makes you almost forget how long you guys were apart.

• He’s honestly just so happy, you’re his home, someone he feels safe with, someone that’s always there for him when he needs you, he’s finally back with his person after so long

• He has so much to ask you once he’s set you down, some stuff that he couldn’t fit into letters, all he wants to do is get home and talk to you about everything and catch up fully.

• Oh, and except a million kisses from there and on the way home too

• “Oh honey, I missed you like crazy”

Robert Leckie

• Once he’s made his way home, said hello to his parents and put his luggage down, he’s immediately on his way to your place.

• He can’t wait to see you any longer, he’s not even sure what he’s gonna do when he sees you, all he can feel is excitement bubbling in his stomach

• When gets there, he stops, scared to knock, he’s nervous to see you in so long, before the door swings opens and it’s you who’s on the other side.

• Wow, you look amazing, that sweet smile on your face is everything to him, he suddenly feels self conscious under your gaze, his appearance changed with time.

• It’s silent, both of you are admiring one another like a breakable antique, afraid to touch but still in awe of each other. He can’t wait to say anything anymore, “You’re still as beautiful as before” He smiles at you, waiting for a reply.

• “You haven’t changed at bit either, i’ve missed you” You reply back, following it with a big hug, wrapping him up in your arms.

• “I almost forgot how amazing your hugs were”

Lew ‘Chuckler’ Juergens:

• He’s ecstatic to see you, a big smile is on his face and he couldn’t hide his excitement even if he wanted to.

• Similar to Sidney, he’s picking you up off the ground and spinning you around, but he’s also planting bunches of small kisses all over your face in joy. He knows exactly how to make you feel like the only person in the room.

• He doesn’t even know what to say, or what to think, other then an overwhelming amount of happiness inside of him, he’s just so happy to be with you, he feels complete again.

• When he sets you down he just looks at you in shock, you’re actually here with him, he never thought the day would come when he would get to hold you in his arms again

• “God, i’ve missed you, more than you’ll ever know”

• He’ll probably continue to kiss and hug on you for the rest of the week, not letting you out for his sight at all, with continuous confessions of his love for you.

• “I’ll spend my whole life loving you doll, I mean that.”

Merriell ‘Snafu’ Shelton:

• When gets off the train, he immediately makes his way to your home, he can’t wait any longer to see you, even if it’s later in the night.

• When he gets there and sees you he’s in shock, all he can you is hug you at the moment.

• He feels so many emotions at once, he’s lost so many people to the war, and you’re the first bit of warmth he’s felt in years, he doesn’t want to lose you, he can’t lose you.

• As he’s hugging you he snugs his face into your hair, breathing you in, he’s close to letting his tears fall but he holds them, he’s missed you so much.

• “You been gettin’ along alright without me?” He asks you, raising up from the kiss. You can tell he’s still a little nervous.

• “Barely” You whisper back softly, you can’t say anything more because his lips are connected to yours almost immediately.

• “Let me make up the lost time, dolly. Let me make it up to you. ”

John Basilone:

• Boy is he happy to see you, you’re still fine as ever to him, so good-looking it almost takes his breath away.

• He picks you up and kisses you passionately before you can even say welcome home.

• He’s just glad he’s back to you in one piece, he loves you so much and is so ready to enjoy some alone time with you. All he can do is kiss you over and over again

• “How are you, honey?” Is the first thing he says to you. His voice as smooth and deep as rich chocolate.

• “Good, and you?” “Better now that i’m here with you” He replies back with that familiar smirk on his face

• He can’t feel much more love then what he feels right now, he’s so excited and happy to be with you again, after so long he can finally say everything is back to normal.

• “I love you honey, I hope you always know that”

R.V. Burgin

• Just imagine the smile on the sweet boy’s face when he sees you for the first time in years, he’s so happy and joyous to be around you.

• He feels shy but also not really? It’s just because he hasn’t seen you since forever so it’s kinda all knew to him again, but he doesn’t make it awkward at all, he just reminds you how much he missed you.

• “You know, when it was rough at night out there, I thought of you and then I could finally get some sleep” He immediately starts telling you stories and more about the people he met

• But still he asks you how you are and if anything had changed while he was gone, “I’m glad you didn’t run off with some rich guy while I was gone” 😭

• He probably carries you bridal style in to your guys’ home together and if you guys weren’t already married then he would probably propose soon.

• In general he’s just so enlightened to see you, it just takes so much stress off of his chest.

• “I love you darling, forever and ever”

Wilbur ‘Runner’ Conley

• When he sees you waiting for him at the train stop his heart picks up so much speed and he feels like he could vomit.

• The waiting almost became unbearable for him, he’d have his luggage ready to set out to you

• When he does get to you he can’t hold back his emotions, he’s so happy all he can do it take you into a big bear hug and laugh

• “Long time no see, right, stranger?” He just looks at you with so much love in his eyes, he’s never felt better then when he’s with you

• He’s just ready for a future with you now, ready to take the next step with you and make you his partner forever

• “I missed you too much, I love you sweetheart.”

Bill ‘Hoosier’ Smith

• It’s like he falls in love with you all over again when he sees you waiting up for him.

• He turns so soft when he feels you in his arms, all he can do is hold you tightly in hopes that you won’t let go

• “I missed you a lot, I don’t ever want to feel that way again”

• He saves the tears for later when you guys are alone, but for now all he can do is kiss you over and over again.

• He’ll probably save a little gift for you to and give it to you then, like I said he really missed you.

• He’ll probably be super close to you for the rest of the day, trying to catch up and see how different it’s changed back home.

• “I love you so much, I promise i’ll never leave again”

I loved this request!! If you enjoyed, make sure to like or reblog! <333

[probably-a-plant-thing]

this is me asking for a bo sinclair headcanon (or two........or three.......) from the mind of a plant 👀💚

Hrmmm hrm... A lot are childhood-based

Bo Sinclair got Bo a bike at some point so he could take himself to school, but got mad because Bo dismantled it to figure out how it worked. He had to walk himself to school until he fixed it as punishment.

By the time he did fix it, he just gave it to Lester because he'd already moved up to driving an old-ass truck.

Bo was sent to public school while Vincent was homeschooled, though both are equally called freaks by their peers. The ostracization was the biggest reason as to why they were pretty ok with waxing people.

Bo would catch rats or lizards so Vincent could practice his whole deal.

Bo's name is Robert and I will hear no one out.

The Miss Ambrose girl was actually a girl that Bo tried to ask out but rejected him, but he still thought she was pretty so to the waxxer she went.

[doesnotloveyou]

Tri-Vault Musings/Headcanons

Analyzing the conspiracies, experiments, and a possible plot-hole in how the vaults are portrayed in the Fallout show.

Major spoilers below cut!

Vault 31 manages (or rather supplies the managers of) the experiment taking place in Vault 32. Vault 33 is the breeding stock and control group that keeps 32 populated and the experiment ongoing. Since the proposed theory is that time is the ultimate weapon, this experiment was designed to last and last. Therefore, they need a constant stock of compliant subjects (we see what happens when the subjects are not "compliant"). And who is more compliant than content members of a meritocracy? Trained from birth to do as they're told because it's morally correct to obey, they will happily comply with whatever is expected of them in 32 (this is paralleled by the local chapter of the BoS who are taught it is spiritually correct to obey, morals notwithstanding).

The events that take place in 33 are suspiciously staged and seem, in part, to be an inside job. Hank was unaware of 32's compromised state, otherwise he would have been wary of allowing them into 33, let alone marrying his prized pupil to one of them. But Betty...she may have known. She is older than him, was Overseer before him, and curiously has no lineage to speak of. She was either strictly management, or already traded her children into 32 decades ago.

Based on her motives and that she is the first to say how awful it is that the prisoners died, we know Stephanie poisoned them on Betty's orders. This implies Stephanie helped Betty clean up Vault 32 along with any other plants from 31 that we are currently unaware of. It took a big effort to clean all of that in the limited time they had before Norman spilled the beans.

I'm curious why the morbidly grinning Overseer of 32, whose death at least Hank is aware of and who he would've known pre-war, is a) tied down, b) his door propped open, and c) three empty bottles of glue are on his desk. Fair to assume he locked himself in there when his residents rebelled, and fair also to assume he tried to warn his cohorts in 33 (unless failure is too much for a "manager" to admit even in those circumstances). The residents jammed the door open anyhow and tied him to his chair, but did they force feed him glue? Was he high on the glue? Did they glue him to the seat? Typical Fallout environmental storytelling, very open-ended.

Since the propaganda playing on the TV in 32 is about the exact phenomenon Robert House brings up, overpopulation leading to a violent culling, was that the experiment? Did House inspire the very experiment that would take place there? Would a meritocracy still eat itself even if managed properly?

The first corpse we see in 32 is the most likely cannibalized remains of an adult in the nursery. This may symbolize that overpopulation was indeed their downfall, and imply that the children were killed first. Previous to this we see the tossed classroom, also symbolic of trouble for the children. The corpse in the nursery seems to have died where they sat, either from their lost limb or a shot to the head. We see multiple suicides as well as homicides, proving that some residents intentionally removed themselves either from the chaos or to reduce the drain on resources.

Regardless, many corpses are strewn outside the seal to Vault 31. How they died is not clear, but if there was overpopulation and cannibalism it is safe to assume the food supply was gone and some simply starved to death.

The messages they left behind are easily the scrawlings of people who "went bananas" as Chet puts it, but who was meant to read them? Who else would read these messages but residents from Vault 33 and 31? The messages make it clear that the residents of 32 were onto their purpose as breeders for the managerial race, and whatever happened it's possible this is why the children might have been killed first, as a flipped bird to management for trying to create a superior race of *checks notes* managers.

The experiment in 32 failed. Even compliant subjects when deprived of resources and threatened with overpopulation turned on themselves. But they were not all so delirious as to question the authority that deprived them. It's even possible the chain reaction started when someone like Norman asked "Why are all leaders from 31?" They raided the Overseer's office, killed him, read his computer, learned what 31 is for, and spent their dying moments attempting to break into 31 and kill every manager in there.

Had they tried to contact 33 and warn them, it would have done no good because a manager would have intercepted and killed that message.

This, if it happened, would have to have been Betty. She is unfazed by what exists in 32. When messages to 32 requesting a breeder were answered, she should've been suspicious. We have to conclude that if she did know, she hid it from Hank.

Why breed with 32 anyway? Shouldn't all outside genetics be from 31? Wouldn't breeding the offspring of one manager with another manager be more efficient? If 32 was simply a copy of 33 and meant to also provide breeding stock for 31 to "outlive" the "competition," then WHAT happened other than Robert House being the smartest jackass of all time, as usual?

[(FNV spoilers for noobs) Tbf, House took the idea of outliving the competition to heart and did that himself. The show confirms he was in the know and implies Vault 21 was his project.]

POSSIBLE PLOT-HOLE:

If Moldaver could open the exterior door and get into 32, why not also get into 33 or directly access 31? If 32 was somehow easy because it was compromised, how long did she have to wait for 33 to contact 32? Utilizing raiders instead of her own ppl was smart, but raiders are notoriously unruly. How did she keep them in line long enough to infiltrate 33? (raiders do have some superstitious boundaries so them not disturbing the evidence in 32 feels accurate)

And why did some residents of 32 not flee to the surface? If it was simple enough to get in, shouldn't it have been simple to get out? We know they didn't because otherwise the exterior door would be recorded as having been opened from the inside as well.

ALSO, if 32 had a record of the exterior door being opened by "Rose" why didn't 33? Again, was this information only Betty was privy to? Or was only the manager in 32 allowed to monitor the exterior door and pass it on if needed? Are the vaults really allowed to access the exterior door without alerting each other (Vault-Tec is riddled with design flaws so this is probably a "yes")?

[witchyleehibernates]

Godly Parents - The Socs

Paul Holden is a son of Zeus

He gives off big brother vibes with Bob.

Randy Adderson is a son of Apollo

He's an amazing archer, which he thinks is all he has going for him, but he can also feel other people's emotions if he's particularly close to them (either physically or emotionally(like his group of friends)). He's pretty sure his mom dislikes him and his (step)father is always drinking so he sorta chills at Bob's for the most part. They tend to drive around because Bob doesn't want to be at home either. They go to Paul's when they both particularly feel shitty about their home lives and the demigods' stuff takes a toll on them.

Robert “Bob” Sheldon is a son of Zeus

Is usually found at Randy's side, and the two of them are usually taking Paul, who is Bob's half brother. His mother absolutely cheated on her husband with Zeus, and ended up extremely ill after Bob turned 3. She'd wanted to have a daughter and her and her husband tried to get pregnant but could not. The one time she did she nearly died. Shes incredibly upset about that, and while she tries to hide that from Bob... When she's drunk all that pain and anger and frustration comes out at Bob. His step father isn't the best help either, but they both love him (when they aren't drinking) and are otherwise amazing parents, even his step father.

Clark “Brill” Brillstein

I don't know enough about Brill's personality or headcanons to accurately place him. Feel free to leave suggestions!!!

Beverly “Bev” Jitney-Bush

I don't know enough about Bev's personality or headcanons to accurately place her. Feel free to leave suggestions!!!

Terrence “Trip” Dripp

I don't know enough about Trip's personality or headcanons to accurately place him. Feel free to leave suggestions!!!

Sherri “Cherry” Valance

Cherry gives me the feel of a daughter of Athena. She gets along great with Ponyboy while at Camp, since what happens at camp stays at camp, because they read together. They recommend books and they just exist in the same general space together. He draws while she reads sometimes. But she is very intelligent and she has a 'fiery' attitude to those who disturb her general peace. Reminds me greatly of Annabeth.

Chet Baker

I don't know enough about Chet's personality or headcanons to accurately place him. Feel free to leave suggestions!!! However, I get the distinct feel of Apollo for him? Feels like he would love being the 'annoying younger brother' to Randy.

Marcia is a daughter of Demeter

I don't actually know why, but I get the distinct feel of Demeter from her? She gives me the vibe that she would be good with plants, and she is definitely someone you shouldn't piss off, because she can and will make your clothes itchy for weeks. Doesn't matter how many times you wash them... the poison Ivy or poison oak or whatever the itchy plant is will get into your clothing.

[stobinesque]

Vickie headcanons!

likes vintage and antique things! She's a collector and a maximalist. Her idea of a good weekend is hitting up yard sales and thrift shops for fun new trinkets

Knows how to hunt and enjoys it! Is good at setting traps, and knows how to use a gun and a crossbow.

Knows how to knit and crochet, but prefers knitting

Oldest of four kids; has three younger brothers, with a 6 year age gap between her and the next oldest sibling

A plant gay! She gives them names

Has never played any sports herself, but loves watching basketball with her dad, and goes to all of her brother's soccer games

I have adopted @findafight's hc that Vickie is a truck girl

Tea > coffee

Her favorite flower is a sunflower🌻

Has a pretty varied taste in music, but is partial to folksy women singers

Robert Schumann is her favorite composer

[scavengerssuccotash]

How was Natasha welcomed to SHIELD when she first defected? Did Clint get a lot of flak for making the choice to bring her in?

Mentioned some of this in a past ask, but I’ll elaborate further on my headcanons! Thanks for asking!

Natasha wasn’t very welcomed into SHIELD at first, she was largely met with heavy speculation and trepidation. This was bolstered by her preceeding reputation as a Widow but also with the worry that she could be a Dangle, double Agent or Sleeper Agent. Both of which are not an uncommon in the intelligence field. (Some recent examples in history: Robert Hanssen, Earl Edwin Pinns and Operation Ghost Stories to name a few!) SHIELD was absolutely buzzing in the months after her defection, and both her and Clint’s name were inside everyone’s mouth. Of course once SHIELD cleared her of any dubious intentions she was allowed to be released but on a very short leash. I imagine Director Fury and Agent Coulson would’ve had her apartment (or dorm) bugged and have her trailed for a couple of months as well so she really didn’t get any sense of privacy until she really proved herself. Before Black Widow I think the general consensus was that Budapest was the mission that Clint sparred her life and brought her in but since its release I don’t think the timeline fits since we have Clint working with her in Budapest to plant the bombs for Dreykov. So, unsure if exactly when and how he managed to bring her in. For now I think Budapest was a mission that happened after her defection. (With all that said I suppose the Budapest could still be the mission where he sparred her life and bargained Dreykov’s life for her own. I could see that happening but I like my headcanon better.)

As for Clint! Well…

I think it’s important to appreciate the weight of his decision in sparring Natasha’s life for a second.

He literally betrayed a direct order and in doing so could have (if Natasha had dubious motives) compromised the entirety of SHIELD. The man committed what one could argue, and some most certainly did, treason. At the very least his ass was in hot fucking water for sure! Clint Barton without a doubt had to shovel as much shit as he could to get back into SHIELD’s good graces. He most certainly was put on probation and spent a good year or two on a very short leash. I do like the headcanon that SHIELD set them up as partners so Clint could effectively lie in the bed that he made. His act while selfless and ultimately for the benefit of SHIELD, Fury, Avengers, and Natasha herself cost him a lot in terms of respect and social credit that he carved out for himself at SHIELD. (Which puts what he was forced to do under Loki’s control in an even more perilous light.) There is a deleted scene in the Avengers that I really love because it sort of alludes to this when Hill and Fury are discussing Agent Barton with The Council that I desperately wished they could’ve included. Regardless of the possible barter of Natasha’s kill order for that of Dreykov’s life I think it’s important to understand that one doesn’t simply disregard such a blantant order (like, just think about all the effort, data, intelligence, possible lives, that it would’ve taken to even figure out Natasha’s location much less to make the kill shot) without some kind of repercussion.

With all that said I think it’s such a wonderful nod Clint’s character, and the bond between Clint and Nat, that he was more than willing to accept whatever consequences because she simply “needed out.”

If that is not a selfless move I don’t know what is.

If that is not love, I don’t know what is.

If that is not the character of a hero, then I don’t know what is.

Anyway, I hope this answers your question! Thank you again for asking. My ask box is always open

[samiwife]

I NEED SOME DATING HEADCANONS WITH ROBERT SMITH PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏

OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ASK FOR HEADCANONS!!! THANKS 4 THE REQUEST

Headcanons and Preferences 𓆩⟡𓆪 (Ft: Robert Smith)

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

𓆩⟡𓆪 = Headcanons

Robert would wake you up in the morning by wrapping his arms around you. You'd be surprised by how messy his hair is.

Lipstick smudges EVERYWHERE

Would take your lipstick without asking

You hear him sing in the shower constantly

You would always steal his oversized sweaters

He would try to teach you guitar but you always fail

You'd be the one with lipstick stains on your face, clothes, and bed.

During sex, you pull on his hair HARD

He's very quiet during sex

Occasionally he whimpers your name, and you LOVE it

He would take you to his favorite writing spots

You would always order tea for him even tho he feels bad about it

Robert believes "a man should always pay"

Would be upset if you didn't eat a proper meal

Would always bring an extra piece of food just in case you got hungry

Would doubt himself in holding your hand

He loves praise and cuddling

Would watch old black and white movies with you

Would fall asleep at your place every time on dates.

Always chews bubblegum and would blow bubbles

Would stick his tongue out at you

Would randomly take 0.5-angle pictures

Would take random photos of you

He likes it when you play with his hair

He loves it when you sing or do anything music-related

Would get silently jealous when you talk to guy friends

When he's mad he gives you the silent treatment

Loves flowers and would try to plant them in the backyard

Would randomly talk to strangers on the street

He would take you to see musicals and plays he likes

He would randomly eat plain bread

He wears oversized shirts, jackets, and everything.

When the weather is cold he would wear scarfs and make you cookies

Sometimes late at night, he would read books with pictures

When he can't sleep, he lies next to you in bed playing with your hair

Would make silly faces at you

Would widen his eyes when looking at you far away

Write poems on small sticky notes and stick them around the place

When he's sick, he stays in bed surrounding himself in blankets and pillows. So he looks like an old lady.

He has VERY cold hands

He also has very veiny and pale hands

Doesn't go outside much besides writing and gardening

Hates going shopping at malls and grocery stores

Hates hot weather (thinks it ruins his makeup)

Would creep up behind you and give you hugs

Loves to rest his head on your shoulder

Asks for you to paint his nails

Would always rant about his hatred for Morrissey

Would sleep like a vampire (haha jk)

He's very weird but in a good way

Never smiles but when he does it's for you

Loves animals, especially cats

Doesn't know how to use chopsticks

For Halloween, instead of matching. He would dress in drag like wigs and makeup

He would say "oh la la" when you take your clothes off (HAHA I'M SORRY)

He would also say "oh no no" when he messes something up

Would unironically say "yippie" or "yay" when he accomplishes something

And lastly, he would be a sweetheart while dating you. He would buy flowers, candy, etc for you. Hold your hand, hug you, etc. He'll just be an all in all sweetheart.

WOAH okay, this is my first time making headcanons so idk how to end it? So, I hope you enjoyed this attempted headcanon? Anyway, THANKS 4 READING!!!

[everydayyoulovemeless]

Can I request Bioshock characters (Julie, the Luteces, + anyone you'd like to include!!) kissing headcanons, please? Hope that's not too vague ^^

Kissing Headcanons for Julie Langford, The Lutece Twins, and Booker DeWitt

➼ Word Count » 1.0k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Romantic

Julie Langford

When the two of you are in private she likes to grab your hand gently before leaning toward you and placing a kiss on your cheek, while running her thumb over your knuckles. She thinks it feels more intentional when no one else is around to see it.

Her lips are always soft and she always leaves with a slight blush dusty her cheeks. Kissing you will always make her feel warm and, on colder days, you'll find she's much more prone to finding ways to kiss you.

Julie's quite bold when it comes to leaving trails of kisses on you. It's one of the only ways she finds that she can make you flustered, even if it's only a tad.

If you've been working out in Arcadia or come back seemingly exhausted from work, she'll pick your hand up slowly and plant a string of kisses on the palms of your hands.

In the mornings when she gets up and in the afternoons, right before she goes to bed, she'll place a light peck on your temple.

Her hands will sometimes grab at your sleeves or wrists while she leans in toward you. She does it to both stabilize herself and keep you in place.

She never surprises you with them, she thinks it's better when they have a purpose to them. Every kiss from her means something, and you can feel it through the firmness and adoration she puts into the action.

Robert Lutece

Robert will often quietly come up behind you and press a kiss against the spot right between your neck and shoulder, his hands holding you firmly before releasing you and disappearing off to do whatever.

He's not big on showing his affection for you publically, but if he feels the urge he'll grasp one of your hands and kiss your knuckles lightly, before releasing it and letting it fall back down to your side.

Although, despite him not being crazy about physical affection, when he catches you in private, he'll graze his hands down the sides of your arms kindly.

He's very gentle with you, afraid of coming off too strongly or intimidating in any way. It's almost as if he thinks you'll shatter right before him if he does anything too rough.

Robert likes to leave long, drawn-out pecks along your skin rather than something sloppy and quick. He likes being able to take his time with it, covering little areas of your skin until you get flustered and push him away.

He's not the greatest with words, so he feels as if he really needs to show his adoration for you through these sorts of actions. Every kiss from him has to be meaningful, if it's not he feels he's failed you.

He likes being able to catch you off guard. Every once in a while he'll come up silently behind you before slowly leaning in and kissing the area just below your ear.

He always pats your shoulder when he's done. Just a few kind taps to let you know he loves you and that he'll stop bothering you.

Rosalind Lutece

Rosalind's a lot more spontaneous than her brother. She'll stare at you for a moment before leaning in to gently grab your chin and press a firm kiss to your lips.

Although it doesn't happen often, she's not as afraid of PDA as Robert is. She has no qualms about kissing you in front of others. She couldn't care less.

She likes to hold your face in her hands and inspect it slowly, tilting it around curiously before she finally just plants a kiss on the tip of your nose and releases you.

She's quite firm with how she does it as she likes to make her affection for you known. She believes the best way to get someone to understand how you feel toward them is by spelling it out so they can't miss what you're trying to convey.

Similar to her brother, she loves it when she's able to catch you off guard. She relishes in the little jump you do whenever she appears behind you and presses light kisses along your shoulders.

She likes to play with the hair at the nape of your neck. Usually, that's the only sign she'll give you before she starts to lean into you.

She likes to count the amount of times you look away from her or stutter after she's done. She loves being able to quietly chart your habits.

She has this in common with her brother, but her lips are almost always far colder than how they normally should be. It always manages to add to the surprise and involuntary shivers she elicits out of you.

Booker DeWitt

Booker has a habit of bringing his hand up and entangling it somewhere in your hair when he kisses you. He likes having a strong hold on you, no matter what it is the two of you are doing. It helps reassure him that you're here and that you aren't leaving.

In the mornings he'll lazily trail his lips across your forehead before either going right back to bed or groggily getting up.

His kisses are rough and fast-paced, leaving no room for talking. He likes it better when he can push you up against a wall or a surface of some kind and press himself into you.

He hates doing anything physical with you in public, but when he gets you alone, he likes to hold you against him and press a series of kisses along your collarbone.

His lips are dry but you hardly have time to feel with how quickly he wraps an arm around you and leans into you.

Booker likes it when you get on your tiptoes and attempt to kiss him first. A lot of the time he'll just lean away from you, but occasionally he'll slouch down so you can reach him.

The only downside is that he almost always tastes like smoke and cigarette ash, but he makes up for it with how sweet he is toward you.

Right before you both start heading to bed, he'll take your hand and kiss your fingertips. It's the only time he's ever gentle with his affection.

[serendertothesquad]

Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "Odd Way 'Round" Episode Followup, Part 1

I am choosing to put an apostrophe in that title because the English perfectionist in me will get a rash on the ear if I don't stop scratching.

Welcome to the "Odd Way Round", where we will get more lore in the form of the Odd Squad Test Center that...exists...but hey, we get to meet new villains, which is neato. Below the break!

Your writer for this episode, who has a small resume of shows on her plate that...don't really look like kids shows. At best, it looks like a lot of older-kid stuff.

She has experience, is my point. Raising the bar just a teeny bit higher for this one.

Pictured: an absolute lack of whimsy.

And two of the characters in this scene are children who would probably love this and think it's cute.

Ahhh yes. The "person fakes an odd problem to get Odd Squad to come" call. Happens in (nearly) every season.

"I just moved to town and I'm a bit lonely, you see."

So you...socialize with the employees of a pseudo-government organization? Who are children?

Surely in this day and age there are still listings for, say, library clubs or meetups where you can meet people, even in Britain, no? You pair up with these kids and you'll be getting a lot of "what lovely children you raised" followed by "they're...not my kids".

The Rabbit Society should be led by Bugs Bunny, but it isn't, and that's what makes me upset.

It's funny because agents enjoying juice boxes is a rare si- oh. These aren't Shmumber juice boxes so they're non-alcoholic, huh? So Orli's not gonna stumble through town drunk?

Okay. Headcanon accepted.

"I'm the exam queen. Ask me a question?"

Hey, remember when "License to Science", being the metaphorical episode it was, had the very-scared Oona take the Odd Squad equivalent of a DMV test?

You remember when "Can You Wrangle It?", being the non-metaphorical episode it was, had the not-so-scared Orla and Oswald taking the test and becoming Ghostbusters for 11 minutes?

This is fucking neither of those. But quite frankly, I'm worried about a little too much element-borrowing. For example, Orli's the opposite of Oona here.

Look, at least Orla's riddle question actually made some sense for her character.

This is just borderline stupid.

Now, asking how her name should be spelled...that would be better.

"If you fail this exam, they'll send you back to Niagara Falls!"

But...but the entire fucking point of her coming to the UK precinct was to boost their numbers...and now they're introducing something where they potentially lose a member? The very same member that helped them out tremendously?

What fucking payback for some selfless service! Assholes, you all are.

"Why aren't you taking the tubes?"

"A relaxing walks helps to clear my mind and focus. Also, we have 11 minutes to spend, and we need a plot to spice things up!"

"We...what?"

"You think about that. I gotta go."

If you're late then they'll fail you automatically?

So would the excuse "villains tried to stop me from getting there" be an equivalent to "a dog ate my homework"?

Ahhh, and there it is. The very inevitable Doctor Who reference.

You knew it had to be referenced. I knew it had to be referenced. It was just a matter of waiting for the other shoe to drop.

The first shoe, of course, dropped back in the Season 2 premiere, and has aged like a fine wine even the Crane brothers would be apt to try.

The plot of "License to Science" and "Can You Wrangle It?"...that is heavily subverted in favor of reusing the plot that episodes like "Trials and Tubulations" and "Robert Plant" executed well.

And before you ask me if this episode will exceed the perfection of those two episodes...lol no git gud. Chances are high Niki's never even seen either, let alone the show itself.

Oh hey, British Weird Al! And, uh...his...wife.

Hi, British Weird Al and his wife!

Monsieur...uh...Rappit (and I will be spelling his name as that from now on, thank you) Rapide looks and speaks like a LazyTown character and I refuse to elaborate.

Single Serving Sally Sarla, on the other hand...there is nothing on her uniform indicating anything relating to "single servings". At least we know Rappit's Rapide's thing is speed and he wears blue and has goggles to reflect that. Her power is "making anything in the world" and she dresses like someone in high society who doesn't know how people in high society dress.

(If you get a yellow character in there you'd have Odd Squad Heroes.)

Funny how we get a bootleg MLP unicorn last episode and this episode has this woman using the power that some MLP unicorns have to conjure up things randomly.

It's like it's a more fantastical version of the hammerspace spines!

Oh? Villains doing math. Basic math, but still. I dig it.

I'm sorry, I'm dying of laughter because I made a Sonic the Hedgehog joke when the second trailer came out and this guy is literally the Odd Squad version of him but villainous.

I do so love when I make jokes and then they later turn out to actually become truth.

"If you make a donut, Odd Squad will suspect that villains have been involved."

And just as smart as Sonic too!

THEY'RE FINALLY ADDRESSING THAT VILLAINS DRESS DIFFERENTLY THAN CIVILIANS AND IT TOOK THEM 10 FUCKING YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This. This is what Orli's meta self-awareness should be used for.

The stupidity can be removed, though. Tenfold.

See, the more I think about it, the sillier this is because...when's the last time you or anyone you know used a paper map? Nowadays everyone has Google Maps.

But of course, that would eliminate the math lesson...and so this horror persists.

Behold: a rare inversion among villain duos where the woman is the idiot and the guy is the smart one. You don't see that very often.

Case in point: Sally Sarla probably has a phone that she could pull up Google Maps on and use that to find routes to block Orli. Since, y'know, they don't have a map anymore.

...I'm sorry. I'm fuckin' sorry.

But in all the time she's had this power, this woman has never made money?

THERE IS A PATH TO BECOMING THE RICHEST VILLAIN IN THE WHOLE DAMN ROGUES GALLERY AND YOU AREN'T WEAPONIZING THAT SHIT???????????

HELL NO. UH-UH. YOU SHITTIN' ME?????? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

And the even more sinful part? It's not even Jackalope Dollars. It's not even pounds and pence. It's an entirely different currency.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHOT???????

Oh, Niki hit a fucking home run with this one. I expected the episode to move on to Orli and instead we get this Rich Villain Gangster bit. The only thing missing is one hell of a rap.

I can't even be mad these aren't Jackalope Dollars anymore. This shit fuckin' made my day right here.

Wow, and we even get a jab at 99% of American rappers! And this is Britain!

(Which...probably has these kinds of rappers too, but hell if I know. I'm a dumb lil' American, after all.)

Putting aside that we get the actual TARDIS -- because again, it's an expected reference even if Anh hadn't brought it up -- is Orli's ditty a callback to the first episode? I legit thought we were over that shit!

...Can we scrap this song and put in a rap for Sally Sarla and Rappit Rapide instead, please? I mean his name is literally Rappit. Missed opportunity!

I'm really just wondering why the Test Center is such a permanent fixture in Namepending Town that they decided to put up a sign specifically for it. Give me lore and history on that.

(On to Part 2!)

[quimble]

Random Headcanons for the Main Peeps and Lodgers :)

Have I done one of these yet...?

Anyways, yeah these are just my headcanons that I enjoy thinking about, but in no way have to be canon or relate to canon :)

Henry - Autistic, but pretty good at masking in situations when it's necessary, such as dinner parties and dances. - Also didn't have the best childhood. He was looked after, had all he needed, sure, but he wasn't usually indulged in his science and his enjoyment, save from going to those Frankenstein plays. - Probably why he got sent to a university in England when he came from Scotland. - Does stim. Really feels good when he stims, but often doesn't because of his status. Robert has made it known that he really doesn't care if Henry stims around him and in fact finds it rather sweet. - Henry's still working on feeling comfortable doing it, but every now and then his hands will start to flap in his office. - Has quiet days where he just.. doesn't want to talk. Usually the days he'll hole himself up in his office, so they don't get noticed. - Prone to headaches from light, why he keeps his curtains closed - Will fall asleep/relax with fingers running through his hair

Hyde - Stims far more visibly, especially in front of Rachel - Is still prone to overloads, but shoves through them because there are more fun things to do - Very much catlike - Will also relax if someone strokes his hair - Struggles to fall asleep because he's never really needed too? - Grins with his teeth on show, thinks it looks intimidating but Rachel finds it endearing and slightly goofy.

Robert - Had a pretty terrible childhood, first proper friend who saw him for him, was Henry - Neurotypical - Struggles with germs and contamination, Henry brings round stuff to clean, like gloves and hand sanitiser - Recognises a lot of Henry's overwhelmed reactions, even when he's trying to hide them - Has learnt from Utterson and just general practise how to help with them, when Henry allows him to - Just bringing Henry to a quiet room, covering him in a blanket, offering a hug if that isn't going to be too much of a sensory thing

Jasper - Struggles with Auditory overload because of his better senses - And most kinds of overloads actually- - Knows how to make sausages from scratch and will often help Rachel in the kitchen with the meat

Bird + Archer - In a QPR with each other - Bird being Finnish, so struggles in the warm summers of England and is still adjusting to the temperature, even now. - They both enjoy snuggling together, but also have their own beds in their room. Well, Bird has a bed, Archer has a hammock. - Bird cannot get in the hammock, he always falls out, no matter how much he tries. - Bird had problems with his self image and weight growing up and still as he joined the society - Archer was homeless upon coming into London, so he was worryingly underweight and malnourished - They helped one another out, Bird giving Archer snacks from the plants he grows, Archer's excitement to finally be able to gain weight, and maybe a little muscle, and not look so brittle helping readjust Bird's image of himself. - In the beginning of their friendship, they fought and argued a lot, both adjusting to the new place - They still jokingly tease each other because it's fun - Archer can box

Sinnett - ADHD - Can also do metalwork - I always loved the idea of him having a supportive family? So him having a brother who's a fisherman and has one of Sinnett's handmade lamps at the front of his ship to keep it going in storms - Sinnett's brother completely accepting his Sinnett's ADHD and stuff and adapting to help him - Sending back any scrap metal he finds for Sinnett to play around with - His brother gets married and ends up having a daughter who Sinnett loves to bits - Gets a little nervous as the daughter starts showing signs of ADHD herself, but his brother reassures him that "If she's anything like you, she's going to be spectacular."

[fallershipping]

Looker's headcanon name; Robert

After more scrutiny... I'm sticking with my name as Robert after the Coffea robusta plant. The plant is known for its production of caffeine rich, intense, bitter, and low-acidic Coffee Beans and for its delicate white flowers.

While the smell of Robusta coffee is probably super invigorating and bitter, the flowers are a gentle, mild scent reminiscent of citrus or jasmine. It's a subtle, soft fragrance that is unexpected for a coffee plant.

Robusta is also considered a lower quality coffee compared to arabica, but some contend that there's something very special about a strong, flavorful coffee like Robusta. Great quality beans are used in Italian espresso specifically. It's stimulating, intense, and raring to go.

... Plus! Looker canonly likes his coffee bitter and stimulating! Something to wake him up and give him that desired burst of energy!

He may not remember his name, but I guess I do like associating him with a plant like coffee.

And you know what?

I'd say Lilac and Coffee do make a good pairing.