#ro: e

[safehouse-if]

(Kinda NSFW)

How would the ROs react if MC gave them a full body massage in the relationship stage? Who would try to escalate things to spicy times? Who'll fall asleep lol?

Small 🌶

A: First few times a bit timid about all the intense touching. Will keep things as intended and "professional". Does not fall asleep but will get drowsy. On the other hand if MC's hands starts to wander before that... is not against getting more heated.

Eli: Loves it and the touching and the closeness. Will offer to give you one in return. But it depends on the relationship if things stay on the assage stage or go a bit further. If in a long term/committed stage, Eli will want turn things spicy as soon as appropriate.

Bob: Does not like naked times when it's not spicy time. Likes the massage gentle and nice, intimate. Will propably fall asleep about 50% of the time.

S: has a hard time accepting intense touching without it turning into something more involved. Doesn't see the need for massages if it's not spicy or not from a professional to help with the kinks in their back. hehehe, kinks

[modernelites-if]

I'm between Ev and Vi. Yes my sweet MC has a savior complex 😔💞

I like the prep x bad boy (gn) okay

Good luck with them! Your sweet MC will surely be tainted. 💞

[infamous-if]

It's Halloween! What tropes would the cast be in a slasher film?

I think I answered this last year lmao but it's nice to have an updated one!

I feel like m!G would be The Jock/ f!G would be the Cheerleader character. They're definitely the one that throws the huge house party in every slasher film. And they die first lol

August is of course the self-aware guide. (aka Randy from Scream 1) They're the one who knows horror movies and tries to tell the group what to do and what not to do. People suspect them pretty briefly but it doesn't last because they die lol

Personally I think Seven would be the character that everyone suspects is the killer but actually isn't. They are also the Skeptic, very logical and disinterested. They die in front of everyone as usual.

The Skeptic title would also belong to Dakota and Blake. Dakota would be more of the disinterested skeptic while Blake is the skeptic that provokes the killer to come out and makes it a joke.

O feels like they'd be the killer to me idk maybe it's because they're calculated and just hold in their emotions so much that they're bound to snap…but they'd first be presented as the Cop character

Seb is the Boyfriend, the sweet character that somehow always shows up after the chaos and is never around when it actually happens. He's suspicious but innocent. He can also be the Hero, usually the character that helps everyone.

MC is of course the final girl (gn). Who else would it be? But Victoria also gives me Final Girl as well. She'd definitely survive the entire movie. She's smart and would question everything.

[roseblog-rog]

I Guess I Do Belong in the Woman’s Room.

It’s always a scary endeavor: going into a public restroom as a trans person. There’s always that fear of being outed or shunned or screamed at or punished or SOMETHING. So many risks, all for pissing. But I digress, I have no time to worry due to how badly I have to go.

I enter the woman’s room to find a group of five girls doing makeup in the long mirror which spans the whole bathroom, lined with sinks and soap dispensers. The floor is white with recently cleaned tiles, the gray stalls packed together on the opposite side. The walls are a soft shade of pink that almost feels…comforting. Inviting.

Though no other people aside from the group appear to be in here, I move quick. I swiftly and quietly do my business and exit the stall to wash my hands, moving to the opposide side away from the group of girls, who are now giggling and applying their different colored lipstick. They’re all really fucking pretty, and I feel a warm blush creep up onto my face. I pray their laughter has nothing to do with me. That hope is short lived, however, as one of them—the one with red lips—speaks in a deep airy voice once I finish washing my hands.

“Hey girl, your fly is still open.”

Shit. Well that’s embarrassing. I nod and quickly fiddle with my zipper. I must’ve forgotten to zip it up after buttoning my pants with how much I was rushing to leave. Hopefully they didn’t notice my—

The one with pink lips speaks now, her voice being much higher and softer. “I’m sorry…but is that a bulge?”

Fuck. Now all five girls are glancing down at the bulge in my jeans. It looks so much more obvious in this new light. My face goes completely red.

“No! No. I uh…uhm…” I struggle to formulate an excuse, voice on the verge of cracking with how high and feminine I’m trying to make it combined with the tears starting to form my eyes. My worst fears were being realized, and the most embarrassing part is my gock begins twitching from all the attention.

Red chuckes and speaks again. “Hey, don’t worry girl. In case you haven’t noticed you’re not the only one packing here.”

The blunt response startles me, but with the invitation to look I now notice that all five of them also have bulges, though theirs are much harder than mine, which makes me shiver from…something.

“We didn’t mean to startle you.” Purple speaks in a rough, bright voice, elbowing Pink, who looks down in shame. “We were just, well,” she glances back down at my crotch and smirks “curious.”

“Yeah, sorry for the scary question. We get how it can be in public restrooms.” Pink looks incredibly guilty.

“Haha…yeah, sorry. I didn’t mean to get so startled.” My voice settles in it’s natural state, which is still fairly feminine, though deep enough to warrant ‘suspicion’. The blush slowly fades from my face, the tears subside and my breath levels. I’m safe.

“Though I have to ask…why were you so afraid? You belong in here just like anyone else.” Blue pipes in with her quiet and monotone voice, raising an eyebrow at me.

I itch to leave, but something about the group is so comforting and intriguing that I endulge their curiosity. “Well…not really. I mean, I’m at a point in my transition where I’m much more feminine……” I trail off.

“But..?” Purple prompts.

“But I’m still so tall and lanky, my voice is deep, my stubble is annoyingly apparent…I guess I don’t feel pretty enough to be in here comfortably.”

The last member of the group, Orange, walks forward towards me at this response, clearly checking me out. I fidget in place as she gets closer. She’s taller than me, just an inch or two, but still noticeable as I slightly tilt my head up to look at her face. She’s beautiful. Her voice is so silky smooth it brings my blush right back onto my face.

“I think you’re pretty.”

I look down at the ground, my blush reaching embarrassing levels of red. I blush way too easily. “Thank you, uh, I think you’re pretty too.” I notice just how much my voice wobbles, whether it be from embarrassment or being so flustered.

Orange lifts her right hand up to my chin, using her pointer finger to gently lift my face back up to meet her gaze. I twitch again, ugh. “I mean it, how could you think you aren’t pretty enough to be here?”

She turns my body to face the mirror, and I really look at myself: my red and freckled face, my long blonde hair, my wide hips, my bulked up arms, my boobs…everything. Orange stands right behind me, softly smiling as she moves her hands down my waist. It feels so fucking good, I’ve always been so sensitive to touch…but…

“W..wait! I barely know you.” I stutter out as I move away from her. My hardening gock betrays my sentiment, but I ignore it.

Orange’s gaze softens. “That’s okay…forgive me for being so forward.” She glances down. “Though it seems like someone wants more.”

My face feels so hot I think I might just die. I can barely even get any words out, just mindless stutters. The only word I manage to speak before my mind completely blanks is “Please.”

Orange’s gaze darkens with a smirk. “Girls! Let’s help her realize just how pretty she is.”

The five of them now crowd around me, moving me so I once again face the mirror. I’m shaking, my now fully erect gock starting to drip as Red lifts my shirt off of me. Pink goes to undo my jean button and zipper while Black pulls them down. Blue undoes my bra while Orange once again begins feeling up my now exposed body. Despite the circumstances it feels so…freeing. So beautiful and—oh FUCK.

Red begins to kiss just above my right breast, leaving a very obvious lipstick mark. The five of them grin so simultaneously it’s almost terrifying. Almost. They all begin feeling me up while kissing me with their multicolored lips. I’m moaning and whimpering so much at this point that one of them exclaims “Looks like someone’s a noisemaker. She’s adorable!” However, my mind is so fuzzy and warm at this point that I can’t even tell who says it.

They’re pressed so closely against my shaking frame that it’s impossible for me to fall to my knees despite my wobbling. I can feel their hot bodies against mine, hear their heavy breathing as we all start to sweat. My skin begins to be covered with red and pink and purple and blue and orange. Little reminders of this wonderful group.

Soon enough one of them pulls my panties down and immediately makes an excited noise at my hard, dripping gock. “Holy shit! You’re gorgeous!” I then feel the now familiar sensation of a mouth being closed around it, a tongue starting to feel around it, and this earns several loud moans. The kisses from the other four girls get rougher and more sensual: sucking and biting and licking all over my quivering frame.

I feel bliss, seeing my naked body being marked and used and sucked by all these women, and I start to feel so beautiful. I notice the clear markings and lip stains…but I also notice my soft skin and nice curves and all the little things I don’t usually stop to look at. I notice how pretty and shiny my gock is, as each girl takes turns sucking on it.

I feel everything. There’s so much stimulus that I start shaking harder and moaning even more. I can barely hold myself up, but one of them is clutching me tightly by the hips to keep me from falling. “I want you to say how pretty you are.” Of course. Who am I to deny her?

“I’m pretty.” I barely get the words out.

“Again. Say it like you mean it.”

I feel myself teetering on the edge of an orgasm, a rare sensation for me with how far my transition is. I’m now completely coated in multicolored lips and bite marks and hickeys and various fluids. It’s…well, it’s pretty.

“I’m pretty!” I shout it this time, staring myself down in the mirror.

“One more time, you’re doing so good.”

“I’m pretty! I’m so fucking pretty!” I lock eyes with myself as I cum into whoever’s mouth is sucking me. I’m breathing so heavily I’m almost afraid for my safety…but these women are here for me. I’m okay.

They help me sit down and crowd closely around me, the scent of our sweat and their makeup becoming much more apparent. It’s all so wonderful and safe and relaxing that my eyes start to shut as they coddle me and play with my hair.

“It’s okay baby, you can rest.”

The last thought running through my mind is how pretty I am before I fade out of consciousness.

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MY FIRST TIME WRITING SMUT WOAG!!! Because this is such a momentous occasion and I am so awesome, @xenasaur @lilithtransrights enjoy my cool lil thing.

[mcytegg]

lifesteal double life au ^-^ !! basically what it says on the tin:

i put all of the lsers into a randomizer wheel and paired them off. in my mind its kind of just a one off event that takes place during s6, its like its own little arc that goes for at least two weeks, possibly a bit longer tho!!! and i have removed certain players simply bc i cannot realistically imagine them logging in even for day 1 of the event LMFAO.

ls mechanics are the same— you kill you (and ur soulmate) gain a heart, you die and you (and ur soulmate) lose a heart. ADDITIONALLY, i heavily fw the idea that if ur soulmate is banned, you Also get banned ^-^ even if ur on 20, your hearts simply drop on the ground after u die if ur banned bc it makes things ✨️interesting✨️ tho thats all i have so if anyone has any other ideas or disagrees w me then pls feel free to tell me all abt it bc im just saying shit LOL

anyways! soulmates will be under the cut :D

[the people who have been excluded are leo, mrcube, redd, spep, terry, and vortex @_@ im sorry to fans of them i just can nawt imagine them participating for even a day]

and. dear fucking LORD do we have some crazy match ups oh my god?? 😭😭 the balancing is fucking insane bc to me hearts are NOT given or taken away for any sort of balancing purposes, they have what they had before the event started yk? so soulmates taking care of each other and communicating is even MORE important than anything

and like theoretically people are still in the teams they had before the event, theres technically no rules saying u Need to dedicate urself to your soulmate but considering the type of server ls is, keeping ur soulmate close to u is very likely life or death. like esp for a pair like say...planet and minute bc anyone who has a bone to pick w minute could so easily farm a planetlord over it nd ban them both from the server so being able to protect ur soulmate is just as important as staying safe yourself yk?

its crazy bc u have teams that are definitely just fucking cooked like planet & minute (current 7 heart chungus) or like pangi & jepexx, but u also have teams that are hella fucking cracked in Theory like mapicc & subz bc theyre both cracked at pvp but i actually just dont know how well theyd work as a pair or if theyd EVEN work together or if theyd just do their own thing and expect the other to not die LMFAO.

like, its just so interesting to think abt soulmate dynamics and how this event would affect each preexisting teams. how loyal people would feel towards their soulmates & whether this would change things after the event in regards to Team loyalty and who would grow attached to their soulmates after the fact......or who would hate their soulmates, and who would become enemies bc of this event LOL

[punk-asskid]

as much as i love the fantasy high fanartists and the service they do to the community it cant be denied that they tend to make the bad kids way too cool. fig can get a free pass but i refuse to accept that gorgug, riz or even fabian would wear half as banging outfits as some of yall put them in

[ohmyenjolrass]

something about aaron and george's enjoltaire, ramin and hadley's enjoltaire, and bradley and raymond's enjoltaire makes me [screams her heart out] [tosses herself off a window]

[imogenkol]

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[fofi42]

Taskmaster s18, first two episodes

[rofax]

Thinking about Army of the Doomstar again and how right before they play Aortic Desecration, Nathan is all, "What if this is the wrong song? 😧😨 "

Babygirl the first words are "we are all going to die", what the fuck made you think this was the RIGHT song???

[zorlok-if]

I keep accidentally reading Zorlok as Zoroark, so in the spirit of that, could you assign each member of the cast a matching Pokémon?

Or if there are just far too many Pokémon to choose from, maybe what type of gym leader they'd be?

I mostly know Gen 1 Pokémon, which I can do if you want, but for now I'll just do gym leader types and then if they were a pokémon what type they'd be, cause I feel more confident with that. (Tried to get all gym types covered.)

Tommy: Fire

Hellhound: Dragon

Dev: Psychic

EJ: Fairy

Adam/Eve: Fighting

Lucía: Grass

Ciel: Dark

Danny: Ghost

Celestial: Flying

Rose: Normal

[redacted]: Poison

Harlow: Electric

Jin: Rock

Clara: Ice

Ainsley: Ground

Nasir: Steel

Rosa Luna: Bug

[safehouse-if]

RO reactions to someone flirting with MC? How will the reactions change from crushing to relationship stage?

f yeah... i had so much fun with this one

A: Still in crushing stage will use the fact that they are supposed to be your spouse to their advantage. "Got to keep up appearances," as they whisper after having introduced them to the situation as your husband/wife. Acts innocent about it.

If in actual relationship lets you be as long as you are comfortable with the situation. They trust you enough to do that, but there might be payback if you have purposefully tried to make them jealous.

Bob: Watches from afar if still just crushing stage. Unless you look uncomfortable then does the smooth slide in that all women know and pulls you away from the other person.

If in a relationship, watches at first if you're interested at the other but won't interfere if yes. Will bring it up later, but doesn't want to make a scene at that moment. If not then just comes by and hugs/slides under your arm and introduces herself.

Eli: If still at pining stage will try to casually insert himself into the conversation. Maybe strategically place himself so that he's closer to you than the stranger.

If in relationship will just come and "pick you up". Stays long enough to exchange few pleasantries but nothing else. Not literally necessary but with an arm around waist/shoulders and tugging away with casual "nice to meet you, come on MC, I have a... thing to show you."

S: There's a hand around you, tugging you closer, another hand curling around your chest, holding a champagne flute. A smile wide and sharper than daggers appears at your peripheral vision. "Aiming a bit above your class, aren't you?" It's not a hiss, S doesn't need to hiss. You watch as the color drains away and the person slinks away from you, without even saying goodbye. Teeth at your ear, a nip and a warning in one.

if "crushing": "You could do so much better..." a suggestion and a proposal that you haven't taken yet.

if relationship: "Hands of the help, dear," the whisper sends a shudder through your spine but you don't know if it's a good thing or not.

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Referring to my last ask:

Roman doesn't learn his lesson and the next time something happens, Remus is locked in his room, incredibly focused on a project so much that he doesn't think to bug Virgil. Virgil understands this and is fine with some space. Roman is not.

The prince hangs out with Virgil, and asks about Remus and how things are going. He's not slick. He keeps getting in Virgil's bubble and pressing for details, and suggesting all these romantic gestures Remus should be doing for him. And poor Virgil gets the wrong idea.

He awkwardly tells Roman that he and Remus are "disgustingly and carnally intertwined with each other" and he can only see Roman as a friend, so there's no good reason to sabotage them.

The offended princey noises he lets out are legendary. Roman would never stoop so low—who does Virgil take him for? Janus? (and I'm sure there's some distant hissing because of that) Unbelievable! Roman doesn't want his own fairytale romance, he wants to observe and foster it for others! He is a noble prince, dammit, and he will not sit around when love is on the line!!

And a very disgruntled Virgil has to explain (possibly with a lot of venom and no patience) that this is no fairytale, he and Remus are allowed to have personal space from each other, and Roman doesn't have to get involved and assume the worst (that's Virgil's job) If they want his help they'll ask.

And Roman gets the message.

(I'm on my aroace, lithromantic Roman agenda rn...)

I fucking L O V E this XD!!! I adore the fact that Ro immediately got offended that Vee assumed something so preposterous he doesn't want a romantic happy ending with anyone let alone with his own twin brother's Emo Nightmare he just wants to help keep that spark of romance for two Spooky Gays that are made for each other that's all but at least he knows if they actually need his help they'll go to him first XD

[princesscharlesofmonaco]

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[thestarminstrel]

don't very often come into the tag to post my thoughts unprompted, but finished challengers and. eugene.

what did pacat do to him.

i already wasn't expecting great things just based on the preview where eugene, my poor boy, just gave a weak thumbs-up at getting benched. but i had faith and hope as foolish as it was.

like, you're telling me that eugene labao who spent years working to get on the fencing team, every year told his mom "this will be the year", and gave a training camp his all just. gives a forced smile at being booted off the team for state?? what?? if pacat wanted to go with a eugene that cares more about the team than his personal resume, fine. okay. but eugene is allowed to be more upset. he should be. he was given everything he dreamed of by williams saying that they could have two reserves, and now it's gone. i don't care how much a team-player you are, that's devastating. especially as a high school junior (in america and australia i GUESS). if you want to go to college for fencing, i imagine the state competition is a great way to get scouted. also, you miss out on fencing with your teammates for the last or second-to-last time. getting benched as a freshman sucks but you got some more years in your high school career. but eugene's a junior, this is his first year on the team, so now he's fencing state maximum once. that's just a cruel stab in the back by williams, genuinely. he should have been given time to be upset onscreen whether it was privately or with friends.

which then, what the fuck williams. you literally said that you could have two reserves- that you FOUGHT for two reserves- and all the sudden eugene can't compete. i never did high school fencing and maybe things are different in australia, but that seems a little ridiculous to me. like wtf did the higher-ups tell her? "yeah you can have two reserves for one competition but that's it" ???????????????? did pacat have an experience like this or something bc i have no clue how that's a logical train of thought a high school sports organizer can have. i will admit that one could argue she's competitive and wants to win. like sure but then why have a second reserve. could she not decide and was always planning to cut nick or eugene depending on who did better at the camp? what kind of coach is that?? none of the other coaches did that - not even donati and she is neck to neck with williams in this rivalry. it doesn't matter how much she wants king's row to have this gold medal- if williams was intentionally doing any of this, uncaring of whether or not she hurts one of the fencing boys, she should not be a coach actually. period. again, i love early fence williams. but oh my god the way she handled this was so bad.

which then brings me to: what is the point of eugene.

i love eugene, he has been one of my favorite characters since 2020 when i first read volumes 1-3. he is one of the reasons why i get so excited about fence and makes me so happy as a character. but honestly? you could cut eugene out of fence and nothing would change. i know he's not haiden or nichoji, but he was put there for a reason that i think pacat forgot. he never has any signficant screentime unless it's to be comedic relief or be a supporting character to nick, the other "underdog" on the fencing team. i really do hate to say it, but reading challengers really made me wish pacat had written out eugene sooner or not written him at all. he's not treated well as a character, and at this point, i don't understand why eugene is even in this story.

another point i want to make is nick. what the hell is wrong with nick. you're telling me that the same nicholas "zero" cox who was about to give up his scholarship and chance to fence so that eugene, a guy he barely knew at the time, could finally be on the team is the same nicholas who only says "but coach--" when eugene gets kicked off the team? that is a terrible friend. i'm not saying nick should have said "i'm not going to state if eugene isn't!!" but he should have called williams out on it, found eugene later and say "dude i'm so sorry this sucks" -- literally ANYTHING!!! but no, nick bever acknowledges it outside of this panel and is too busy at state apparently to notice eugene being bummed about, you know, not fencing with him. it's so, insane to me that nick became this person that doesn't bother checking in on his bro. that tells me he's more concerned about fencing and seiji - which to each his own but i would drop anyone who did me like that. can't even manage a "how r u doing" text what the actual fuCk. i can not stress enough how much i do not like this nick right now.

in conclusion: i need eugene to have a good cry with his mom or his bros about this bullshit and to eat so much good arroz caldo. please save my son from the narrative, it keeps being mean to him :(((

[mcytegg]

Roshambogames Teammate tierlist 👍

its basically just my incredibly biased personal opinion on who i think ro would work well w in a team. (mapicc gets his own tier bc he is mapicc.)