#ro: e

[safehouse-if]

(Kinda NSFW)

How would the ROs react if MC gave them a full body massage in the relationship stage? Who would try to escalate things to spicy times? Who'll fall asleep lol?

Small 🌶

A: First few times a bit timid about all the intense touching. Will keep things as intended and "professional". Does not fall asleep but will get drowsy. On the other hand if MC's hands starts to wander before that... is not against getting more heated.

Eli: Loves it and the touching and the closeness. Will offer to give you one in return. But it depends on the relationship if things stay on the assage stage or go a bit further. If in a long term/committed stage, Eli will want turn things spicy as soon as appropriate.

Bob: Does not like naked times when it's not spicy time. Likes the massage gentle and nice, intimate. Will propably fall asleep about 50% of the time.

S: has a hard time accepting intense touching without it turning into something more involved. Doesn't see the need for massages if it's not spicy or not from a professional to help with the kinks in their back. hehehe, kinks

[modernelites-if]

I'm between Ev and Vi. Yes my sweet MC has a savior complex 😔💞

I like the prep x bad boy (gn) okay

Good luck with them! Your sweet MC will surely be tainted. 💞

[magnecalliope]

The most important thing to Ros is being useful to others. She needs to be needed more than anything, and she will give her entire being in pursuit of this singular goal. She's also an emotionally driven person, which means that appeals to logic simply do not work on her. This is how you ended up with a Ros who is regularly offering up her life to others. She certainly has good reason to view her life as acceptable collateral to get things done; her twice over death is what finally got Clown to duel Pili, after all. If she thinks the best way to be useful to Bad is to let him kill her, then she will gladly allow it. Aimsey and Bad deal with the consequences of her mindset the most frequently because they often play devil's advocate with her belief system, but they rely on logic based arguments when they do. You cannot appeal to logic with someone who thinks with their heart. The reason Clown can convince her in a single afternoon what neither Aimsey nor Bad can over a period of weeks is because he appeals to her emotions. 

The key is not just giving her tasks to do, but to make her believe she is the only one who can fulfill those duties. You can't point to the castle alone as a reason she is needed when Bad has built a cathedral double the size of it twenty chunks away. However if you give her a task in secret, well now she's the only person who can complete that task, isn't she? Clown can't ask someone else to help him train if the only person he trusts with the task is Ros. Now she has to stay alive to help him train, because there isn't anyone else that can do it. And if you found a secret society alongside her...

What's interesting about the League of Secret Alchemists and the way it functions to give Ros reasons to live is that it isn't just Clown and his similarly emotion based reasoning that works. Sneeg also effectively communicates his need for her to live, despite being a more logic based individual. He does this by utilizing emotionally charged language to make logic based points. Above all else, Ros cares about the Kingdom, but you can't convince her of her importance by telling her the castle she built is the most significant symbol of the Kingdom. Instead you tell her that she IS the Kingdom. Now there's an association in her head that harm done to her is harm done to the Kingdom itself.

When she helps him in some way with one of his projects he praises her in an over-exaggerated way that resonates with her (calling her "my hero" for having amethyst on hand for the calibrated sensors). And because Sneeg is such an intensely private person, by drawing her into the fold of who gets to know about it and help him with it, he is making her an integral part of the process, irreplaceable to him and thus to herself as well. It's so effective he can even do this with projects that are primarily about protecting her without it triggering her guilt complex. In his desire to contribute to the Kingdom—synonymous, in Sneeg's mind, with Ros—he is giving her another way to feel needed by her closest companions.

[infamous-if]

It's Halloween! What tropes would the cast be in a slasher film?

I think I answered this last year lmao but it's nice to have an updated one!

I feel like m!G would be The Jock/ f!G would be the Cheerleader character. They're definitely the one that throws the huge house party in every slasher film. And they die first lol

August is of course the self-aware guide. (aka Randy from Scream 1) They're the one who knows horror movies and tries to tell the group what to do and what not to do. People suspect them pretty briefly but it doesn't last because they die lol

Personally I think Seven would be the character that everyone suspects is the killer but actually isn't. They are also the Skeptic, very logical and disinterested. They die in front of everyone as usual.

The Skeptic title would also belong to Dakota and Blake. Dakota would be more of the disinterested skeptic while Blake is the skeptic that provokes the killer to come out and makes it a joke.

O feels like they'd be the killer to me idk maybe it's because they're calculated and just hold in their emotions so much that they're bound to snap…but they'd first be presented as the Cop character

Seb is the Boyfriend, the sweet character that somehow always shows up after the chaos and is never around when it actually happens. He's suspicious but innocent. He can also be the Hero, usually the character that helps everyone.

MC is of course the final girl (gn). Who else would it be? But Victoria also gives me Final Girl as well. She'd definitely survive the entire movie. She's smart and would question everything.

[punk-asskid]

as much as i love the fantasy high fanartists and the service they do to the community it cant be denied that they tend to make the bad kids way too cool. fig can get a free pass but i refuse to accept that gorgug, riz or even fabian would wear half as banging outfits as some of yall put them in

[mcytegg]

lifesteal double life au ^-^ !! basically what it says on the tin:

i put all of the lsers into a randomizer wheel and paired them off. in my mind its kind of just a one off event that takes place during s6, its like its own little arc that goes for at least two weeks, possibly a bit longer tho!!! and i have removed certain players simply bc i cannot realistically imagine them logging in even for day 1 of the event LMFAO.

ls mechanics are the same— you kill you (and ur soulmate) gain a heart, you die and you (and ur soulmate) lose a heart. ADDITIONALLY, i heavily fw the idea that if ur soulmate is banned, you Also get banned ^-^ even if ur on 20, your hearts simply drop on the ground after u die if ur banned bc it makes things ✨️interesting✨️ tho thats all i have so if anyone has any other ideas or disagrees w me then pls feel free to tell me all abt it bc im just saying shit LOL

anyways! soulmates will be under the cut :D

[the people who have been excluded are leo, mrcube, redd, spep, terry, and vortex @_@ im sorry to fans of them i just can nawt imagine them participating for even a day]

and. dear fucking LORD do we have some crazy match ups oh my god?? 😭😭 the balancing is fucking insane bc to me hearts are NOT given or taken away for any sort of balancing purposes, they have what they had before the event started yk? so soulmates taking care of each other and communicating is even MORE important than anything

and like theoretically people are still in the teams they had before the event, theres technically no rules saying u Need to dedicate urself to your soulmate but considering the type of server ls is, keeping ur soulmate close to u is very likely life or death. like esp for a pair like say...planet and minute bc anyone who has a bone to pick w minute could so easily farm a planetlord over it nd ban them both from the server so being able to protect ur soulmate is just as important as staying safe yourself yk?

its crazy bc u have teams that are definitely just fucking cooked like planet & minute (current 7 heart chungus) or like pangi & jepexx, but u also have teams that are hella fucking cracked in Theory like mapicc & subz bc theyre both cracked at pvp but i actually just dont know how well theyd work as a pair or if theyd EVEN work together or if theyd just do their own thing and expect the other to not die LMFAO.

like, its just so interesting to think abt soulmate dynamics and how this event would affect each preexisting teams. how loyal people would feel towards their soulmates & whether this would change things after the event in regards to Team loyalty and who would grow attached to their soulmates after the fact......or who would hate their soulmates, and who would become enemies bc of this event LOL

[ohmyenjolrass]

something about aaron and george's enjoltaire, ramin and hadley's enjoltaire, and bradley and raymond's enjoltaire makes me [screams her heart out] [tosses herself off a window]

[imogenkol]

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[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Do you think Roman and Logan would wash each other's hair?

Y E S Y E S Y E S 👀👀👀👀👀👀!!!!

[fofi42]

Taskmaster s18, first two episodes

[safehouse-if]

Hello author! Since it was my birthday today, I wanted to send this ask in to all my favourite blogs! How would the ROs plan for and celebrate the MC's birthday?

Happy Birthday!! 🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️

A: Nice hotel getaway even if in a same city with spa treatments OR a weekend hike just the two of you in gorgeous scenery and sleeping in a tent/cabin. All alone and just the two you.

Bob: Something nice and different for a date outside then come home for takeout dinner and cake. (That way no one has to do dishes) Depending on the MC I'm thinking about going to the Zoo or a museum or a wine and paint thing, something along those lines.

Eli: Wants to throw you a big party. Will pout and sigh if that's not your thing, instead invites you over and you two can cook your favourite dinner together. He'll take care of the dishes. A surprise massage and a small 🎁 after the candlelit dinner.

S: jewellery set or something similar for you to wear. Maybe shopping trip to a designer store. That's not your thing? Too bad, because S doesn't have time to plan and organise anything special. You're lucky you even get anything.

Also, I'm one of your favourite blogs? Eek!😚

[sheila--e]

Happy valentines for the 3 people that care about them.. go my scarabs

[rofax]

Thinking about Army of the Doomstar again and how right before they play Aortic Desecration, Nathan is all, "What if this is the wrong song? 😧😨 "

Babygirl the first words are "we are all going to die", what the fuck made you think this was the RIGHT song???

[zorlok-if]

I keep accidentally reading Zorlok as Zoroark, so in the spirit of that, could you assign each member of the cast a matching Pokémon?

Or if there are just far too many Pokémon to choose from, maybe what type of gym leader they'd be?

I mostly know Gen 1 Pokémon, which I can do if you want, but for now I'll just do gym leader types and then if they were a pokémon what type they'd be, cause I feel more confident with that. (Tried to get all gym types covered.)

Tommy: Fire

Hellhound: Dragon

Dev: Psychic

EJ: Fairy

Adam/Eve: Fighting

Lucía: Grass

Ciel: Dark

Danny: Ghost

Celestial: Flying

Rose: Normal

[redacted]: Poison

Harlow: Electric

Jin: Rock

Clara: Ice

Ainsley: Ground

Nasir: Steel

Rosa Luna: Bug

[princesscharlesofmonaco]

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[thestarminstrel]

don't very often come into the tag to post my thoughts unprompted, but finished challengers and. eugene.

what did pacat do to him.

i already wasn't expecting great things just based on the preview where eugene, my poor boy, just gave a weak thumbs-up at getting benched. but i had faith and hope as foolish as it was.

like, you're telling me that eugene labao who spent years working to get on the fencing team, every year told his mom "this will be the year", and gave a training camp his all just. gives a forced smile at being booted off the team for state?? what?? if pacat wanted to go with a eugene that cares more about the team than his personal resume, fine. okay. but eugene is allowed to be more upset. he should be. he was given everything he dreamed of by williams saying that they could have two reserves, and now it's gone. i don't care how much a team-player you are, that's devastating. especially as a high school junior (in america and australia i GUESS). if you want to go to college for fencing, i imagine the state competition is a great way to get scouted. also, you miss out on fencing with your teammates for the last or second-to-last time. getting benched as a freshman sucks but you got some more years in your high school career. but eugene's a junior, this is his first year on the team, so now he's fencing state maximum once. that's just a cruel stab in the back by williams, genuinely. he should have been given time to be upset onscreen whether it was privately or with friends.

which then, what the fuck williams. you literally said that you could have two reserves- that you FOUGHT for two reserves- and all the sudden eugene can't compete. i never did high school fencing and maybe things are different in australia, but that seems a little ridiculous to me. like wtf did the higher-ups tell her? "yeah you can have two reserves for one competition but that's it" ???????????????? did pacat have an experience like this or something bc i have no clue how that's a logical train of thought a high school sports organizer can have. i will admit that one could argue she's competitive and wants to win. like sure but then why have a second reserve. could she not decide and was always planning to cut nick or eugene depending on who did better at the camp? what kind of coach is that?? none of the other coaches did that - not even donati and she is neck to neck with williams in this rivalry. it doesn't matter how much she wants king's row to have this gold medal- if williams was intentionally doing any of this, uncaring of whether or not she hurts one of the fencing boys, she should not be a coach actually. period. again, i love early fence williams. but oh my god the way she handled this was so bad.

which then brings me to: what is the point of eugene.

i love eugene, he has been one of my favorite characters since 2020 when i first read volumes 1-3. he is one of the reasons why i get so excited about fence and makes me so happy as a character. but honestly? you could cut eugene out of fence and nothing would change. i know he's not haiden or nichoji, but he was put there for a reason that i think pacat forgot. he never has any signficant screentime unless it's to be comedic relief or be a supporting character to nick, the other "underdog" on the fencing team. i really do hate to say it, but reading challengers really made me wish pacat had written out eugene sooner or not written him at all. he's not treated well as a character, and at this point, i don't understand why eugene is even in this story.

another point i want to make is nick. what the hell is wrong with nick. you're telling me that the same nicholas "zero" cox who was about to give up his scholarship and chance to fence so that eugene, a guy he barely knew at the time, could finally be on the team is the same nicholas who only says "but coach--" when eugene gets kicked off the team? that is a terrible friend. i'm not saying nick should have said "i'm not going to state if eugene isn't!!" but he should have called williams out on it, found eugene later and say "dude i'm so sorry this sucks" -- literally ANYTHING!!! but no, nick bever acknowledges it outside of this panel and is too busy at state apparently to notice eugene being bummed about, you know, not fencing with him. it's so, insane to me that nick became this person that doesn't bother checking in on his bro. that tells me he's more concerned about fencing and seiji - which to each his own but i would drop anyone who did me like that. can't even manage a "how r u doing" text what the actual fuCk. i can not stress enough how much i do not like this nick right now.

in conclusion: i need eugene to have a good cry with his mom or his bros about this bullshit and to eat so much good arroz caldo. please save my son from the narrative, it keeps being mean to him :(((