#rl drinking//

[braveburned]

ohh we are so drukk no

[trunklewunjle]

He doesn’t approve

Ink belongs to comyet

Cross belongs to JakeiArtWork

Dream and Nightmear belongs to Jokublog

Dust belongs to ask-dusttale

[deermouth]

What better time than to inaugurate my boob vase than the day of jars? Happy first day of Anthesteria :)

[fauvester]

i think my coworkers and friends think its a little excessive that Im so militant about my sleep schedule but its hard to describe the extent to which the terrors fucking get me if my circadian rhythm is even a little fucked up

[gaslightgallows]

My wife @meldanya44 has never seen me drunk and I had a very light dinner but I am two beers in tonight and wheeeee

[stef-gallery]

Last Day~

[greenbergsays]

reasons why my nephew is probably a future serial killer and I couldn’t be a prouder murder aunt:

I just got a phone call where Sister the Younger relayed a conversation between herself and one of her children

Out of the blue, from the backseat, he asks, “Do you drink water?”

“Yes,” she replies.

“I have some water,” he says carefully. “Do you want some? It won’t kill you.”

He’s four. 

[mervynbunter]

Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island (1883)

[gunchucks-wukong-archive]

i miss bumbleby, like the canon one. i miss losing my mind watching them have a big moment on screen, i miss jumping out of my seat and watching everyone's reaction to it live hell i even miss the bitter comments that follow said moments bc that's how i know we're winning hard 😭

[fireflowersims]

My fam's celebrating Sinterklaas two days earlier bc scheduling this year (aka: today). The celebration itself hasn't started yet, but I already feel like I need a drink.

[kylo-wrecked]

am officially sick. annoying. i don't get sick with colds and fevers often at all (e.g. never had the flu) so i'm like... do i... how am i supposed to do nothing?

[faorism]

best way to play guess who? is vibe check. you are not allowed to ask any questions about physical appearance, and they/them pronouns used to describe your character in answers if you need to clarify something. some questions that came up last time i played include: do you clean up after your dog on walks? did you get an online nursing degree? do you vote in non-presidental elections? and my favorite, do you know how to tie complex knots? (which got my brother good because he left up people he thought would be in construction/production, and we had already established my person ran an OFans)

it's surprisingly co-operative because you feel like you failed the vibe check if the other person eliminates your person based on your answer

[lapis-lazuliie]

still can't watch the ep, but

finally got it <3

[beta-adjacent]

Brewing my tea for longer than the allotted time so I can absorb more of the healthy shit: >:D

It tastes like ass: >:(

[liesmyth]

do you have a degree in political science?

Undergraduate degree! Talk 2 me about Antonio Gramsci

[lower-east-side]

You aren't allowed to open it yourself because then it's being possibly sold to-go which is often illegal.

If it helps you to think of it like commission rather than service think of it like that. There *is* service involved, however. Stocking the fridge. Keeping track of the orders. The unending emotional labor of keeping track of the people making the orders, who quite possibly need babysitting.

But if you seriously stopped ordering at bars and just sit there drinking water simply because you don't like to think about tipping (as your tags indicated) and not because you don't drink alcohol, you know what, on behalf of all other bartenders out there, stop going to fucking bars. Drink at home.

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” – all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix – e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is – and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE