What better time than to inaugurate my boob vase than the day of jars? Happy first day of Anthesteria :)
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My wife @meldanya44 has never seen me drunk and I had a very light dinner but I am two beers in tonight and wheeeee
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reasons why my nephew is probably a future serial killer and I couldn’t be a prouder murder aunt:
I just got a phone call where Sister the Younger relayed a conversation between herself and one of her children
Out of the blue, from the backseat, he asks, “Do you drink water?”
“Yes,” she replies.
“I have some water,” he says carefully. “Do you want some? It won’t kill you.”
He’s four.
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i miss bumbleby, like the canon one. i miss losing my mind watching them have a big moment on screen, i miss jumping out of my seat and watching everyone's reaction to it live hell i even miss the bitter comments that follow said moments bc that's how i know we're winning hard 😭
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am officially sick. annoying. i don't get sick with colds and fevers often at all (e.g. never had the flu) so i'm like... do i... how am i supposed to do nothing?
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best way to play guess who? is vibe check. you are not allowed to ask any questions about physical appearance, and they/them pronouns used to describe your character in answers if you need to clarify something. some questions that came up last time i played include: do you clean up after your dog on walks? did you get an online nursing degree? do you vote in non-presidental elections? and my favorite, do you know how to tie complex knots? (which got my brother good because he left up people he thought would be in construction/production, and we had already established my person ran an OFans)
it's surprisingly co-operative because you feel like you failed the vibe check if the other person eliminates your person based on your answer
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still can't watch the ep, but
finally got it <3
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do you have a degree in political science?
Undergraduate degree! Talk 2 me about Antonio Gramsci
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Brain: Oh hey, we’re going to work through some unprocessed grief and trauma today.
Me: Can we not?
Brain: Nope, sorry! :)
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