#resident good

[fauvester]

"surely I wont actually sleep for 12 hours, I may as well not set an alarm before clinic tomorrow lol!" wakes up 12 hours later with the alarm

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences

dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that

[kedreeva]

On a whim, I put on "The Residence" while I ate dinner tonight. It's a murder mystery taking place in the whitehouse. The MC is a detective named Cordelia Cupp:

And I am in LOVE with her first of all, she spends half the show looking for/at birds or thinking about birdwatching (I LOVE HER), while solving the crime.

She is followed around by Park

Who is assigned to her to help her (he is not very helpful)

And actually assisted by the head Usher

I thought the victim would be the president, but it's not- the president and his husband are also characters, along with the australian prime minister and his foreign minister, because this is all taking place during a State Dinner with the australian government in attendance as the guests of honor. I don't want to spoil anything else, but I think Tumblr would really appreciate the chef even though I CANNOT find a good enough image of her to encapsulate her raw energy.

Anyway, I have excellent taste and so far this show has been a DELIGHT so if you have some time, go watch!

[vita-divata]

I had a dream I was playing RE4 but instead of Leon and Ada it was Korra and Asami

[dumbledorathexplora]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[pidgydraws]

🩹 let him rest 🩹

[staff]

Tumblr Tuesday: Your Pride Art on Tumblr

Hello, Tumblr. June is here, and you're all arting hard. This Tuesday would like to cordially wish you all a very good and community-fuelled Pride month. Please enjoy this roundup of delightful fanart and OC art, celebrating the beginning of this month of more gay art than usual on tumblr dot com.

(And here are some Pride art/writing challenges running this month:  an identities-themed drawing challenge; a Baldur's Gate 3 art challenge; a pride color pallette art challenge; a fandom art challenge; and finally, some Destiel pride creative prompts)

@theartofmadeline:

@themostimportantnight:

@seagiri:

@nepeteaa:

@bontwisty:

@liberumalas:

@kaetor:

@sailorsallyart:

@grrlterrier:

@liazartz:

@rosesraeken:

@wigglebox:

@shattersaurus:

@the-phantom-peach:

@enyoalkis:

@inkwellfire:

@toadalled:

@zetrystan:

@manthemoth:

@daily-dragon-drawing:

@meriahlatyar:

@thatskindarough:

@winchester-reload:

@retrobr:

@vickychendraws:

@ufofrommarss:

@vanillacreame153:

@emwheezie:

[hattersarts]

maiden in the garden

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

claire and ethan t4t besties

[kiwiiooopuff]

Just woke up... uhmm WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A DAMNATION LEON KENNEDY FIGURE COMING OUT?????

Damnation Leon save me... save me Damnation Leon...😔🫶

[fauvester]

driving to clinic from my half day the maddest ive ever been at an attending. fuming. vicious mad. oh man i got to write pharma

[heartdoomed]

Yes I’m alive.

Yes she’s judging your sense of fashion.

[yelly-ink]

ethan winters!! <333

I'm absolutely in love with acrylic markers 😭🙏

[kagilasgilas]

Little 221B Baker Street character line-up but it's slightly different every time I cross-post.

Quite satisfying to see them side-by-side like this 🙂‍↕️

[crsssie]

Dreaming of College Roommate!Leon

college roommate!Leon who dorms with you because the two of you happened to have selected to be okay with co-ed dorming and the university wanted to test it out

college roommate!Leon who tries his best to stick to his own, polite nods sent in your direction as you send the same back, nodding back when you give him a little wave when you get home

college roommate!Leon who catches a glance at the upper skin of your thighs when you tiptoe to reach for something, flushing red immediately as he snaps his neck to turn the other way, trying his best to stay respectful of the shared space. He'd hate to ruin it for you

college roommate!Leon who is forced to pick you up at the strike of two because you got hammered at a party — stealing you away from whatever fratboy was about to get his hands on you

college roommate!Leon who would rather die than admit that the warmth of your skin and breath was enough to have him lose his mind and flush red

college roommate!Leon who holds both of your wrists with a hand as you reach to pull him in, certain that you should be sober to do anything with him even if you were muttering about how much you needed him

college roommate!Leon who receives his thanks from you rather... kindly.

"Can't believe you're letting me... do this." Leon whispers, hand spreading over the small of your back as he pushes into you, breath caught in his throat as he sinks into you, heart racing in his ears as you exhale with him.

"Mm... least I can do to thank... you." You mumble, voice coming out muffled from the pillow you've decided to cling to. "As long as you don't tell the RA."

"Oh, of course not." He mutters, eyes rolling to the back of his head as you flutter around him. "You just feel... so... good."

"Good." You mumble, lips parted as you shift slightly to get used to the feeling of him inside of you. You wonder if he knows just how full he's making you feel, the sensation resting at the tip of your throat as you catch your breath. "Go ahead. Go ahead."

Leon starts slow, hand on your back forcing you to arch further, string of curses slipping past your lips as he eventually drunkens himself with the feeling of you around him, hips snapping to meet yours quicker and quicker, desperation reeking off of him as his fingers slide down the skin of your pelvis to brush at your clit. Theat earns him a reaction from you as you tighten around him, gasping as your body shakes from the intensity of the orgasm, Leon following shortly after.

"You think they'll separate rooms for us now?" You grin at him coyly as he forces his eyes away from your back to meet yours.

"God, I hope not." He mumbles. "Even then, they couldn't stop me if I tried."

"Wow, Leon. You're not even going to ask me out? How cruel of you."

He lifts you by the hips, turning you around as you yelp, pressing his forehead to yours as his brows furrow.

"I was getting there."

"They're going to ban co-ed dorming because of us, just watch."

"Then it can be our little secret." He mumbles, lips pressed to yours as you lean back to get comfortable. "Would you like to get breakfast?"

"At the dining hall?" You raise a brow, lip quirked up in amusement.

"Unless you'd like something better?"

You pretend to think, running your hand through his hair, giving it a gentle tug as he tilts his head to blink at you.

"Please?"

"Since you asked so nicely." You hum. "Sweet boy."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm." You pinch his cheek. "Mine?"

"Mine." He mumbles back, sighing as he rests his head in your collar.

His.

[pin-poo]

its ada's time on shooting range !!!!