#rkj

[coachbeards]

so

[walnutmistjamie]

[izzyspussy]

anyway fic where rkj are together but it's still a Big Secret even from the team (inasmuch as they can keep it a secret, anyway lmao)

meanwhile, colin either comes out on purpose or gets outed or somewhere in between those things, and the media is of course having a circus about it. and he's like lamenting in the locker room after training one day like whatever it's fine i know it'll wash out in the cycle but damn i wish the cycle would go a little faster.

and jamie's like. well. that could be arranged, and when colin asks how he says, "maybe someone else in the football world, who is maybe a little bit famouser than you... could have an even bigger scandal."

and roy says, "nnoo." and jamie pouts at him and he says, "that look doesn't work during training hours, and you have not done enough to earn a favor that big."

and jamie says, "but it's not for me. it's for colin." continues pouting, now with innocent gesture.

and roy says, "right, and it just happens to be what you want."

and jamie says, "well that's the thing about coincidences. they just happen." and beard texts ted immediately to tell him jamie used his line without even knowing it was his line.

[theironribcage]

I fear I have digital arted too close to the sun. Here is the OT3 Barbenheimer Ted Lasso crossover that nobody asked for. 💛

[junotter]

RKJ dynamic but it's just royjamie dating and keeley getting to join in whenever she wants without having to fully commit to dumb and dumber

[findafight]

I think the better version of the Roy and Jamie fight should have been cut like canon except when they stand in front of Keeley's door all bedragled she should be like "you gonna tell me what happened? You fight over me?"

To which Roy says no

And Jamie gingerly touches his nose and says "ah, no. But he did come at me like Heath Ledger in that cowboy movie."

Keeley's going ?????? but invites them in. They all get around the table and sit down with frozen peas etc.

And Roy is sighing. Says "what Jamie is trying to say is we've been talking--"

"and doing better things with our mouths..."

"and we realized that while we... Both still have... strong feelings for you... We also have feelings for each other."

Jamie grins behind the peas. "Romantic, like."

Roy grumbles etc but doesn't deny that. So Jamie continues "so we thought, maybe, since we like each other, and we love you, and you have, in the past, liked both of us individually, maybe... Ah. Maybe you'd like us together?"

"the... Three of us?"

"yeah"

"yes"

"oh." And Keeley is sort of stunned because it still absolutely looks like they got in a fist fight and being propositioned a throuple wasn't something she was expecting. "But then... Jamie why is your nose bleeding and Roy's shirt ripped."

"he's clumsy" says Roy.

"Told you, kissed me like Heath Ledger in Brokeback Mountain, nearly broke my nose. Then I lost my balance, grabbed his shirt, and fell into a trash bin and got all icky."

"sorry about that"

"don't be"

And Keeley finally goes "okay! Well, since you didn't beat each other up like I thought you might've, how about you both get cleaned up and we can... Talk more?"

Which leads to all of them smiling or grinning in some way (because lbr hurt nose or not Jamie would be grinning like mad) and all hustling upstairs, which is where the scene ends.

[goldrushspidey]

“people ask how long have i loved you… no comment.”

[forsakenmissives]

roy @ keeley. or visa versa really

[saywhatyouwillbut]

mmm perhaps…

PERHAPS…..

[snow-licity]

These parallels with Phoebe are so cute but so sad now!

[tedlassotakes]

Roy, Jamie, and Keeley need to be in a relationship all together to keep each other balanced. Like a triangle. They each support the other two while being supported.

[walnutmistjamie]

I just like the idea that my death can nourish people.

[izzyspussy]

rkj is together but it's very, very new and one day roy gets all possessive af with jamie and jamie's not unhappy with it but he's jamie so he still has to poke and prod, so he says "i know keeley doesn't let you get away with this shit" and roy says "yeah, which is why you're gonna take enough of it for two" and jamie says

[theironribcage]

Started drawing a Barbenheimer project a few weeks ago but I hated it so I started a new one tonight and here is what I have so far. Hoping I will get it finished tomorrow. 💛

[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

👻 trick or treat! 👻

Thank you anon!

🖤🎃 Happy (almost) Halloween 👻🧡

Here is a clip from i’ll be your coffee when it snows the request I received for Keeley working herself to exhaustion and Roy & Jamie taking care of her.

(Feel free to send any request if there’s anything specific you want a peak of!)

“Let me just warm up your plate,” Roy says and Jamie pours her a glass of wine.

“Is it okay if I heat it up later? I should’ve texted, I know, I’m sorry, I completely lost track of time, and I have a lot left to finish, so I just want to bust it out and then relax and fully enjoy it.”

“Whatever you need,” Roy says, placing her food back in the fridge.

“What can we do to help?” Jamie asks.

Keeley bites her lip, them being so loving and helpful is turning her on. But she knows if she starts anything with them, she won’t want to stop for hours and well, she needs to finish some things before they can make her finish.

[snow-licity]

Been waiting for this one!!! The best day or the year!!!

Happy Sexy December 28th!