#river song x thirteenth doctor

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✦ October 8th | Sex toys

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↳ ○ | Day day eight, a whole 8 days! I tried my hand at some River & thirteen, once again my first time writing for either character, so there is that.

Smut so MDNI.

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↳ ○ It's River's birthday, and The Doctor wouldn't miss it for the world, especially since she has a gift for River, timeline be damned.

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↳ ○ River Song x Thirteenth Doctor

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↳ ○ Sex toy use, fingering.

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↳ ○ 1400

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The Doctor never forgot a birthday, at least not River's birthday. It didn't matter to her if this was bending the timeline; River was her wife, and she would do anything for her. She had a few gifts for her, the normal jewelry, a necklace and bracelet set, that she had seen and immediately thought of River. Well, she thought of River naked in only the necklace and bracelet, and that's what urged her to get it. She also bought a cheekier present, one she knew River would love, one they could both enjoy together and that River could enjoy alone. 

24 years of bliss was not nearly enough; she missed River; her hearts ached for just a little more time, but she would take time; she was a time lady after all. She was determined to top this birthday, making it better than last year. She had a plan, and she was going to execute it perfectly, or at least try. She had sent River a letter, as she often did, and gave her a time and location. The envelope was Tardis blue, so River would know it was from her; there would be no mistaking who it could be. 

The Doctor ran a hand through her short blonde hair as she looked at herself in the mirror. She had gotten dressed up, but nothing too fancy; she was just wearing a suit, her eyes cast over to the two boxes containing the presents. She grabbed them and headed for the console room, plugging the coordinates in and off as she zoomed through the time vortex. She had a light hop to her step as she exited it; seeing River, she beamed at her wife and walked over.

“Hello Sweetie.” River was greeted and was met with a kiss. The Doctor stepped back to admire her dress. River was always so beautiful; the black dress clung to her perfectly, and The Doctor let her hand trail against her waist to her hip, holding out the two boxes. River took them in her hand and planted a kiss against The Doctor’s cheek. “Oh presents, I can’t wait to unwrap them, and you later, look at you in that delicious suit.” She smirked and winked at her wife, who blushed a bit and laughed softly. 

“I hope you like what I’ve got you.” The Doctor nodded softly and urged her to open them. She moved to open the smaller box first, admiring the necklace and bracelet. “Oh! It’s beautiful, darling,” she breathed out, and the doctor moved to help her put the necklace on. “It matches the dress.” River said, her fingers running over the chain of the necklace, and then let The Doctor put the bracelet on her wrist. “It’s lovely.” River grinned and nodded happily. The Doctor took the empty box and got a sort of grin when River ran her fingers over the ribbon of the second box, pulling it free. She opened it, and her eyes got wide for a second before she closed the box. “Oh, you cheeky thing,” she teased The Doctor.

The Doctor mused, “Do you like it though?” She asked, shifting onto her heel, rocking to the balls of her feet, watching River. A million thoughts ran through her head: what if she hadn’t liked it? What if she was upset by it? It was a cheeky gift after all.

River laughed and nodded. “It's lovely as well; is that a hint, my love?” She asked with a wicked gleam in her eye. The Doctor gave a bit of a playful shrug, then nodded. 

“After dinner, of course,” She nodded and gently took River’s arm, linking her’s with it, and led her to the wonderful restaurant she had picked for them. 

The night was perfect, the drinks and food were well worth it, and currently, the way they were engaged in a passionate kiss against one of the rock pillars of her tardis was absolutely worth it. River’s hands were in her hair, clinging as her mouth was against hers, her tongue teasing at her lips, causing the Doctor to open her mouth, allowing her tongue entrance, her own hands firmly on River’s hips, her thumbs rubbing soft circles into them. 

River let one hand untangle from The Doctor’s hair and trailed down to start undoing the buttons on her dress shirt, letting her hand slip in to cup one of the Doctor’s breasts. The Doctor let out a soft breath and arched against her some. River broke the kiss to move her lips down to her neck. “I think it’s time to play with that lovely little birthday present you got me,” she whispered into her ear. River pushed off the pillar in a smooth movement; she wrapped her fingers around The Doctor's and led her towards the bedroom, grabbing the box from where it had been set when they walked in, kicking her heels off in a fluid movement. She stopped to kiss her right before they got there. “I hope you at least picked up some.” River teased as she slipped into the familiar room. 

The doctor's hands moved to River's shoulders, slowly pulling down the straps of her dress, her lips planting soft kisses down her neck to her shoulder, pushing the fabric down more. Her lips followed down her back as the fabric fell to reveal more of River’s soft skin. River let a soft, breathy giggle out as The Doctor’s lips passed over her shoulder blade. The silk dress easily slipped past her hips, and The Doctor’s fingers brushed along her stomach, kissing back up to her neck. River gasped as the woman slipped her fingers under the waistband of her panties, her finger tips brushing against her mound and down, teasing at her clit in small, slow circles. River closed her eyes, feeling the pleasure washing over her as her Love continued to tease her, nudging her towards the bed. In a fluid motion, The Doctor pulled her hand up, gripping the waistband. She pulled the fabric down, stepping River towards the bed. River happily flopped down on the mattress, shifting to help The Doctor get her underwear off. 

She grinned and sprawled out, spreading her legs, opening herself up for her wife. The Doctor kissed her again as she reached for the box, pulling the hot red vibrator out, thrilled as she turned it on the lowest setting, sonic technology, a never-ending battery; she thought it was a great gift. She teased by sliding it through River’s slick folds before letting the tip press under River’s sensitive bundle of nerves, pressing up more. The vibrations sent a jolt through River, and her hips arched off the bed some. Her hands moved up into her hair; she panted out softly. The Doctor grinned and dipped down to kiss her throat as it was bared for her, and then down her chest as she trailed the toy down, so it wasn’t just against her clit, teasing her, letting it vibrate against her entrance, circling it once before she ran it back up, her fingers slipping down to press into her. She held the toy against her as she moved her fingers slowly at first, teasingly. Her middle finger curled slightly as her pointer rubbed against her walls, which hungrily flexed around her fingers. River groaned out louder, her hands moved down her body, and then into The Doctor’s hair as she moved her fingers with a bit more purpose. 

The Doctor moved her fingers from her after a moment and pulled the vibrator away, pulling a whine from River’s lips, but it was quickly replaced with a loud scream of pleasure as The Doctor pushed the vibrating toy into her; her lips covered the bud and she licked and flicked against it. She moved the toy steadily, listening to how River was breathing, how her heart raced, and how her breath quickened and shook as she moved the toy. She waited for the right hitch in River’s breath before she turned it up some, causing the woman to squirm and arch more. River choked out a loud “Thete!” as she gripped into The doctor’s hair more. Before the woman pushed the toy up and against her just right, she screamed out as she felt her muscles tense more and the pressure that had been building rapidly burst. She shook a bit every time her walls clung against the vibrating thrusting toy. As her breathing settled to a more acceptable level, The Doctor pulled the toy slowly from her. 

“You certainly are a screamer; you said that to me... I don’t know how I forget every time." The Doctor mused, peppering kisses to River’s flushed face. River shook her head and kissed her softly.

“Good round one.” River spoke and grinned, “You are round two, sweetie.” She nodded and moved to effortlessly switch their positions. “Happy birthday to me indeed,” she purred out, her eyes devious.

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[josketches]

queens of pride month, i don't make the rules

[expectiations]

Alex: “Do you want me to whisper what your name is?”

Jodie: “Yes!”

Interviewer: “Was it a good one?”

Jodie: “YES!”

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[twelvesghosts]

losing my mind

[thinkdoctorriver]

[northernfireart]

a 13river sketch for a friends bday:))

[gaylordlady]

Doctor Who text posts Part 2

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Doctor who ships!

[that-cool-queer]

spacewives in the london rain !! drawn for @/icecubegill 's birthday <33

just found this in my drafts lmao - shouldve posted it ages ago

[deeneedsaname]

Doctor Who: Theater and Musical Headcanons

Ten cries to ‘Tomorrow’ from Annie every time, without fail. He refuses to listen to it at a certain point.

Eleven cries to it too, but he also loves it. He sees it often, but loves to see it especially with the Ponds, River, or, on one memorable occasions, Stormageddon on a babysitting stint.

Right before they passed, the Doctor managed to take each Queen into the future to watch Six the musical, so that they could see how they would be remembered and respected.

Nine’s favorite musical is Phantom of the Opera. He admits this to no one (Rose knows)

Most of the Doctors can remember lines in a play perfectly. Thirteen forgets her character’s name

Twelve auditioned for the role of Hamlet several times, in several countries, and got rejected every time. Clara thinks this is hilarious.

Twelve and Missy ran into each other at a Hamilton production three times. The first time they ignored each other, second time they sat together, and the third time they actually went together on purpose.

River’s favorite musical is Beauty and the Beast. The Doctor gets her a replica of the dress and watches it with her every year.

Twelve and Clara make it a mission to see every musical production on Broadway ever. They don’t complete it due to tears and exhaustion, but Twelve gets her autographs of anyone she wants anyway

Donna and Ten go to see Much Ado About Nothing. That was a weird day.

The Doctor loves The Nightmare before Christmas. Then he loses Donna and doesn’t watch it for a while. He watches it while trying food with a little Pond girl and it feels alright again. he watches it with that same red headed Pond and then he loses her too and decides he won’t watch that musical movie anymore.

Bill is SUCH a fun person to see musicals with, but she makes the doctor take nardole too, which drastically reduces his enjoyment. Ten tried to take Martha to a musical after she stopped traveling with him. She said no but took the tickets and saw it with Donna while the doctor had to sit and wait outside

[thoscheienjoyer]

I hate to be a hater but the doctor making out with the rouge guy broke my little thoschei and Riverdoctor heart what the fuck was that, is the doctor really moving on from his WIFE? It's great to have LGBTQ representation but also the fact they did it during pride month and not another month feels like pandering, all these years they could have done it any other time, it's been known the doctor doesn't care about gender and is genderless, why not like her kiss Yaz? Or kiss River as 13? Or have two female doctor and master forms interact? Or let tensimm kiss, they looked like they were about to on SEVERAL occasions. There is nothing wrong with Rouge as a character but I think it was out of character for 15 to disregard his wife like that, he can move on, but just like that??? Also 12 kissed missy twice, why was the only time they kissed in a heterosexual context?

[thoschody]

The Master: I have a lie detector in my shirt.

River: …What? Weirdo. Take it off, then.

The Doctor: Why do you want them to take off their shirt?

River: WHAT- NO I DON’T…

The Master: beep… beep…

[expectiations]

Now THIS takes the cake. You can see the exact moment Alex hatches her plan, Jodie’s SCREAM as she falls enthusiastically into her trap, and Mandip oblivious as she thinks she’s about to get the tea of a lifetime. I'm off to sleep now. Night night.

Fan Expo Dallas 2024

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THOSCHODY AU — the Time Academy's Golden Trio