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Dead plate and eddsworld hyperfixations crashing into each other rn
#eddsworld#eddsworld oc#my art <3#tord eddsworld#eddsworld tord#tord ew#ew tord#river eddsworld#eddsworld river#river ew#ew river#ramona eddsworld#eddsworld ramona#ramona ew#ew Ramona#my oc <3#oc x canon#dead plate
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Yes i did make some new ew character- yes I will explain them later.
@lisadoduwuwow
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"I can't believe CDPR made one of the romance options a COP" River is a cop for literally two thirds of a mission that is dedicated to uncovering the depths of police corruption in Night City, gets immediately booted from the force BECAUSE he tried to stand up to said police corruption, spends the rest of the game pursuing detective work outside the law, and in the base game mentions he's going to start work as a private eye so he doesn't have to return to the force in order to keep protecting people.
The only instance where the "River is a Cop" joke is funny is using it in the context of Johnny being pissy about it, which should probably tell you how low hanging that particular fruit probably is.
#Cyberpunk 2077#It's been 4 years can we please retire the 'Ew River is a cop' joke. It's not funny and barely accurate to the overall game timeline#And I'm not even a passionate River lover I just think the joke is old and people keep parroting it like it's some big zing against River#River gets so little screentime that him 'being a cop' is frankly not that important outside of what it does for his arc motivation#I'm sorry it's just as someone whose bread and butter is knowing what joke will hit with what fandom (sometimes I hit sometimes I miss)#Seeing a fandom still reduce a character down to what arguably amounts to 10% of his character and screentime pisses me off#Aldi speaks#River Ward#River lovers I'm sorry y'all have to deal with shit like this on the regular
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Nazi dumbfuck
Being against murder and genocide is not a nazi ideology but go off I guess.
If anyone is nazi, it’s zionists.
Lets take a look:
In particular, the Nazis embraced the false idea that Jews were a separate and inferior race. - Israeli politicians have called palestinian children the “children off darkness” and israelis “the children of light”. Also, they’ve called Palestinians animals and not humans and therefore should be treated as such.
the Nazis referred to Jews as a “parasitic race.” - there is posters around Israel and on the internet created by Israelis where they compare palestinians to parasites - saying that they’re parasites to the israeli soil and needs to be removed.
Nazis wanted to separate Jews and Aryan Germans. They tried to force Jews to leave Germany. Not only do Israelis see Palestinians as animals, they’ve displaced 2 million Palestinians. Do you have any idea of what’s going on in Rafah rn?
Those whom the Nazis identified as non-Aryans (including Jews) were persecuted and discriminated against. Israelis have murdered 700.000 palestinians and removed their access to water, food and medical care. Israelis have been protesting by sitting in front of vehicles with medical equipment so gazans don’t get help. Israel have been dropping white phosphorus for 10 years so Palestinians either 1. Get burned. 2. Get killed by the water they drink that contains that white phosphorus. PS! White phosphorus is illegal but not when israelis do it🤡
the Nazis carried out forced sterilizations of certain groups whom they considered inferior.. lets swich our focus from Palestinians and lets take a look at the black people in Israel, lot of them ethiopians, that have been forced to sterilize themselves because israelis don’t want “black” in their jewish line. They want to keep it “clean” and not let black genes, especially not when those black people have converted and aren’t “real” jews. Do you remember who also wanted to keep their race clean? Does it sound familiar?
The Nazis believed that races were destined to wage war against each other. For them, war was a way for the Aryan race to gain land and resources. Specifically, the Nazis wanted to conquer territory in eastern Europe. They planned to remove, dominate, or murder the people who lived there. They believed that Aryan Germans should control this land because they were the supposed master race. Israelis believe that they are Gods chosen people and therefore owns that land. They have removed, dominated and murderer Palestinians who live there to take that land from them, claiming they are the superior race because God chose them. Therefore, they have every right to take that territory from the indigenous people.
Nazis also falsely claimed that all Jews were an existential threat to Germany and that they had to be destroyed. Israelis claim that this “war” will not be over until total victory - meaning until every Palestinian is dead or removed. They celebrated when north gaza looked like a desert, because the “parasites” who was a threath to Israel is now gone. And now Netanyahu is telling these parasites to leave Rafah, the claimed “safe space” or else they get murdered there too. And lets remember that Israelis don’t discriminate. They murder all Palestinians! Muslims, Christians, jews. All of them. And anyone who supports them.
And don’t even dare to say the Hamas because Israel never cared about Hamas nor did Hamas exist when this started. They have claimed that they need to murder children in order to prevent them from growing up and joining hamas. Children. Women. Elderly.
Bold of you to ask this anonymously, though.
#palestine#free palestine#free gaza#israel#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#ellie williams#the last of us#free israel#Ew but it needs to find them#tlou#ellie williams x reader#i’m just putting lots of tags#genocide#antisemitism
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You know when I first discovered that clothes could get dirty in rdr2 one of the first things I did was try to wash Arthur's default stained blue shirt, I think I sat him in a river for like 10 minutes hoping that the stain would wash out lol
#it's such a nice shirt I was so heartbroken lol#I remember turning him around and seeing the stain I was like “ew”#the unwashable shirt lives on#in my defence the river method works for washing other clothes#:')#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#funnies
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so I watched the most recent episode of succession (oops) and the thought vaguely occured to me "oh dear how are they going to recover from this one?"
and the answer is, of course, that they won't. this is the beginning of the end. this is how they destroy each other.
anyways that's my prediction for the fandom ciao kisses hope u all have a very chill season 4 💋
#succession#succession spoilers#succession 4x03#there's not going to be another season is there?#i feel like succession fans very quite literally could not survive another season#they are being torn about like tissue paper in the wind#...like used tissues in Gerri's pocket i was gonna say but letsbehonest that woman's never publicly used a tissue in her life#anyways what is this. what is this i am experiencing?#is this ENJOYMENT? am i experiencing ENJOYMENT from this highly popular television show?#i did not consent to this!!!!!!#oops accidentally joined a fandom by watching a show and reading the social media reactions and looking up all the inside jokes and#ew i hate it take it back#(but first let me enjoy ASMR Deceased Billionaire Being Crunched On By The Worms)#my favorite thing about this fandom is nobody seems to actually ENJOY being in this fandom#it's just a continuous river of 'this fucking destroyed me' followed by polite thanks to the showrunners#which is impeccable. impeccable energy.
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She's so beautiful
#the quality is so horrible ew#alys rivers#house of the dragon#houseofthedragon#house of the dragon 2#house of the dragon season 2#team green#alicent hightower#aegon ii targaryen#asoiaf#aemond targaryen#team alicent#helaena targaryen#aemond one eye#aemond and alys
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So... Palestine:
-is an actual ethnostate
-Has no REAL freedom of religion
-violate woman rights
-... Violate HUMAN rights...
-was proven to use schools, houses and hospitals as terror base with weapons- which are war crimes
-kidnapped people-again, war crime
-makes missiles out water pipes... AGAIN a WAR crime
-bombed a children section in a hospital in south israel. AND YET AGAIN🙌🏻 A WAR CRIME
-Tried to bomb al aqsa like 2 or 3 times
-Genociding their christian community(im not even talking what would've happen to the jewish communities if they had any)
-literally ripped jewish people to shreds and walked around with their organs and celebrated it like its some kind of barbaric pagan human sacrifice from 2,000 years ago
-Has gender apartheid
-Homophobic as fUck with legal death punishment for queer people
-Antisemic like nazi germany
-Fought WITH the nazis
-Still support nazism, do the nazi salute, sell hitlers book, protest with swastikas, has stores under his name bc(and i quote a palestinian from the west back) "he has killed the most jews"
-advocates for murder of the "cursed" jews since childhood and teaches little kids to be shahid terrorists since VERY young age
-has a corrupt government like pakistan
-was proven to lie about hospital bombing, rape in al shifa and show pictures of victims of the syrian, armenian, afghanistan, iraqi and other wars and claim that they are all palestinians
-claimed that england stole the big ben from them💀
-claims that the flag of England represents palestine💀
-is supported by north korea, russia, south africa, yemen, china and iran: all apartheid states with corrupt dictators that violate human rights
-literally call black palestinians "slaves" (abeed)
-would rather film their kids getting blown to pieces than take them to a safe place
-celebrates the 9/11
-celebrated when hezbolla killed 12 druze kids
-hates the israeli druze
-hates israeli palestinians
-rape
-still do honor killing
-start all the wars since 1900's and then cry about them,,..,, like bffr💀
-their journalists were proven to be part of any terrorist group(either hamas, PFLP(ehem ehem bisan) or pij)
-A lot of their doctors have a certificate of being hamas members
Like sheesh even if i was anti israeli anti zionist no way in HELL would i support palestine as a country💀
#israel#palestine#Palestine is an ACTUAL apartheid state#Its like supporting north korea#Like ew tf no#from the river to the sea yall can suck my d#palestinian propaganda#palestinian terrorism#pallywood#israel palestine conflict#free israel from terrorism#gaza#Ramallah#West bank#Resistance my ass#Iran#Russia#ישראבלר#south africa#Qatar#North korea#China#Yemen
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will you guys kill me if I say that the announcement has the most mid x men lineups I've ever seen
#dr ewing's book looks Kind of interesting. only cause i can't immediately place three of them.#but i fear that not even dr ewing can endear me to kitty at this point.#river rambles#what are we doing. this is a publicity team. this is 'greatest common denominator' 'most popular/well known members from each era'#delete later#jesus christ free me.
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this is literally skatergradient (Infected x unpleasant) btw,,,.. I'm sorry not sorry y'all ❤️🎀
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
#I hate skatergradient#boo#tomato tomato boo I'm throwing tomatos#regretevator#erm#no#wtf#I hate this fandom sometimes#yuck#dni if you ship skatergradient#skatergradient is literally just stalker x victim#stop normalizing toxic relationships by calling it toxic yaoi/yuri because that's not a good thing#ew#goes alpha I hate this ship#skatergradient#🌊 ‿ RIVER posts stuff#🌊 ‿ RIVER posts#🌊 ‿ RIVER's stuff
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I should draw these two more
Not a ship!! They're just very affectionate besties :3
#eddsworld#eddsworld oc#tom eddsworld#eddsworld tom#tom ew#ew tom#river eddsworld#eddsworld river#river ew#ew river#my art <3#my oc <3#not a ship!#theyre besties your honor
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MiiTopia x Eddsworld
So recently I’ve been playing MiiTopia and I thought it’d be funny to put Eddsworld characters/ocs into it. I thought I’d share them with everyone right now and show some art and stuff my friends have came up with =^=
(I’ll update with whatever art is made per character or outfit changes in game)
Lynn (My oc)
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River (@just-a-lil-otter)
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Edd
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Tord
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<@just-a-lil-otter,@snailbirdseven>
Tom
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<Me>
Matt
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Oliver (my oc)
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Leela (@lisadoduwuwow)
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Coda (@purple-striped-shirt)
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Marxin (@merwynsartblog)
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Ringo
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#eddsworld#lynn ew#maxrin the sleep deprived#edd ew#edd eddsworld#tom ew#matt ew#oliver ew#ew tom#ew tord#ew edd#ew matt#eddsworld matt#matt eddsworld#eddsworld tord#tom eddsworld#tord#tom#matt#edd#eddsworld au#Eddsworld leela#Eddsworld coda#river eddsworld#leela Eddsworld#Coda eddsworld#miitopia#miitopia x Eddsworld
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"I don't want to let the cat out of the bag," he tells Entertainment Weekly over Zoom, before simply teasing, "We haven't seen the last of Standish."
#slough house series#slough house#slow horses s3#slow horses s4#slow horses s5#jackson lamb#jackson amd Catherine#lamb x standish#standish x lamb#catherine standish#saskia reeves#river cartwright#diana taverner#shirley dander#lamb#gary#gary oldman#ew#slow horsee cast#slow horses spoilers
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I simply drew my favorite character in his Spider-Man form, saved a child.
It doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter if you wear a mask or not,it doesn't matter if you are important or not. Palestine needs you 🇵🇸🍉
#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#mod Scilou art#Eddsworld#Eddsworld fanart#Eddsworld Hellucard#ew Hellucard#ew Spider-Hell#free palestine!!!#🇵🇸🍉
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I've finished looking through the submissions for the Best Mechanisms Quote/Line bracket! 40 submissions gave us 169 different quotes! So many! I have the general quote and number of nominations together, but I have yet to go through and double check exact wording and punctuation for most of them, so no full list tonight sadly. I can give the top 3 though:
"Fuck you, and fuck your train!" 16 nominations
"Fuck the ship!" / "I do." / "Ew!" 13
"But any window with a hammer is also an emergency exit." 9
Thank you to everyone who's submitted nominations already! Everyone else, there's still 5 days to submit nominations, so make sure you do so before the deadline!
#the mechanisms#the mechs#ik i was debating moving it but the deadline is gonna stay next Monday#also i'm debating if i should keep the 'ew' or not in 'fuck the ship'#bc the 'Ew!' is v funny#but just 'Fuck the ship' / 'I do' has IMMACULATE vibes#i'll probably decide based on feedback on this post plus the number of people who included the 'ew' in their nominations#it's about even for nominations so i'm asking y'all#also!#fourth most nominated quote is 'I was serving in the fourty-second starborne divison while Time was still being mortal like a wanker'#i'm keeping wanker bc it's funnier than idiot#i have gotten a couple of submissions with idiot tho#as for sources: there's 2 quotes from the fictions#2 live that i have to double check the exact performance they're from#2 from Lashings 3 from TBI Debut 4 from Gender Rebels 4 from Pitt Rivers 7 from Revenge of Spaceport Mahon#6 from Frankenstein#13 from DTTM bc y'all are DETERMINED to make me cry#16 from TTBT 10 from TTBT2#19 from OUATIS#20 from UDAD#25 from HNOC#and 26 from TBI!
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Sidenote I was never her biggest fan but whenever I see someone talk abt dahlia hawthorne as if she's some evil seductress who breaks hearts for fun I feel the intense urge to hit them with hammers. Fucker can you read????
#waves my hand at The Fawles Business!!!!! hello???????????#pretty much every mention of fawles i see is (rightfully) condemning him#but often ppl dont connect that to dahlia as like. a character. theyre just like ew a creep good thing hes not relevant#happy and well 14yo girls dont frame their adult tutor who theyre 'in a relationship with' and send them to death row#and they certainly dont jump into a river KNOWN for tearing bodies to pieces in hopes of running away from home!!!#all the murders she attempts are motivated by a fear of her past being revealed!#valerie was going to tell fawles about her betrayal which would have set him out looking for revenge against her#fawles died to a suicide pact he initiated with her (again when she was FOURTEEN) rest in shit fucknuts#she poisoned diego because he was asking too many questions#and she accidentally killed doug while aiming for phoenix because he kept showing people evidence that indicted her#is she spiteful? YES! but not in a maneater way!#she HATES mia (and the rest of the feys by extension) for FINALLY CATCHING HER!#and THAT is what drives her participation in the hazakura plot!#like im not an apologist or whatevs. shes treats iris horrifically and she is very cruel when shes cornered#but the idea that shes some sort of praying mantis type is wildly inaccurate#the presence of romance only starts when shes groomed by a grown fucking man who makes a suicide pact with her#(and like u could say she was manipulating him or covering her bases and wouldnt have done it herself but THAT IS STILL CONCERNING!!)#and she lives a normal fucking life UNTIL valerie intervenes and makes her scared that that life is going to collapse!#anyway all this to say dahlia hawthorne get behind me
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