#rip to everyone else

[the-lavender-clown]

How I’m gonna be during the ao3 shutdown

Great time to live in Arizona

[pinkoptics]

[thecanadianowl]

I'm sorry but if I had someone that looked like Nicolas Cage chasing/trying to kill me in my dream, I would just be okay with it.

[dedkake]

mentally inserting a gif of john from doppelganger into every single 'john's heartbroken over rodney' gifset.

[makalauriels]

All of you who say you want to fuck Charles Edwards Celebrimbor are so valid and have the best taste in the world.

[lunar-goodness]

Rip to everyone else but I think I could withstand an eldritch horror. I don’t think it would drive me mad, I’m built different! I could look into the eyes of the cosmic void and be granted a glimpse beyond the veil and be just fine.

[memes-saved-me]

Lowkey funny people are pissed about the ST play being outside of America as if yous didn't get multiple live experiences and key marketing moments

[sunnnfish]

THANK GOD i got to keep my discord username as sunnfish peace and love on planet earth

[neonphoenix]

Reminder to self that you need to have known people for a minimum amount of time before you can start lying to them as a joke.

[sharpsuite]

❝ look what you started ❞ (Kuina to Chishiya)

↳ PVRIS LYRIC STARTERS

" Oh I AM. " Chishiya answers back with a bit TOO MUCH ENTHUSIASM and glee in his eyes. If there's one thing that Chishiya loves as much as being right, it was seeming like it was messing with Niragi. And they're getting an eagle eye view from the balcony as the militant storms around the pool like an angry dog circling a cage, teeth bared and snapping at anyone that dared to come within six feet of him. It was unfortunate for the victims caught in his path, but Chishiya DIDN'T CARE about them. He leans against the railing, observing his handiwork with a grin on his face till he turns to see Kuina's expression.

" Don't look at me like that. " He scoffs, deciding he would much rather look at the chaos than Kuina's DISAPPROVING stare. ( One person jumps into the pool, another trips over a chair to avoid the other man's angry stomp - probably going to have some bad scrapes from that. ) " It's not MY fault he's so easy to mess with. " Is it his fault for instigating it? Yes. Is it his fault for setting him loose on everyone else? Also yes. Does he regret it? ABSOLUTELY NOT. Truly a cat delighting in his own game. Chishiya shrugs his shoulders. " He'll calm down in a bit. It's not like he'll shoot even if he does see us. "

Well...Probably. There's less certainty when it comes to Kuina but Chishiya's REASONABLY confident he wouldn't.

He pulls out a packet of cookies he swiped from the Beach's kitchen earlier before the executive meeting and opens them, extending the bag towards her with a tilt of his head. " Want one? " He offers while he takes one for himself with an expression of entertainment. CURIOSITY HADN'T KILLED THIS CAT YET. / @woesbane

[lingeringscars]

All jackie wanted and thought about was shauna telling her jackie was the best friend she ever had. But it has never been jackie and has always been tai. Tai sees shauna for who she is, and shauna can tell tai anything. Jackie was her best friend, but tai is the best friend she has ever and will ever have.

[sunderwight]

What if the plant body hadn't worked out, and the Holy Mausoleum solution had actually taken a long time to sort of "fix" Shen Qingqiu's body and fully call his soul back to it, so that hundreds of years passed and civilization in PIDW/SV world progressed to the point of something like the "modern era"?

Imagine Luo Binghe trying to delicately introduce his shizun to such strange concepts as smart phones and credit cards, while Shen Qingqiu is just desperately trying to figure out how dumb he should play this. Would it be believable for him to get everything on the first try? There have to be some differences between what he knows and this world's versions, right, because of the demons and cultivators and things? Right?? But it's not like any of this actually IS difficult for him to grasp!

Luo Binghe: Shizun already discerned how to type using a keyboard...?

Shen Qingqiu, sweating bullets: what, like it's hard?

[ike-bana]

Rebloging this again cause after that shibuya arc,y'all need something to ease your minds.

Yuji goes off(Savage Yuji Itadori sceanario)

pairings : None but the reader is in this

tags/cw: Swearing(like lots),failed attempt at comedy ,randomness, fourth wall breaking,savage Yuji, Yuji being a complete meanie, everyone gets roasted.self indulgent!. No Manga spoilers

Genre: Humor,trash fic

summary: On a seemingly uneventful day in Tokyo Jujutsu tech high,Itadori Yuji seems upset about something and proceeds to drag everyone around him for nor apparent reason

A/N: This is a crack/trash fic. Like seriously, this is absolute garbage written poorly on purpose. I was inspired by this tiktok of Midoriya Izuku from My hero Academia. One about him being a savage and insulting everyone around him,so I decided to do one for Yuji. Lots of people get roasted here ,even my favs,heck even you ,so please don't take any of this seriously.

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It was a cool afternoon in Jujutsu high, Tokyo campus. There weren't any curses that needed to be taken care of at the moment, so the students weren't up to much and honestly none of us are even sure these people do normal high subjects either(if I'm wrong don't hesitate to inform me in the comments). Megumi was leaning his back on a wall, Nobara was staring at Yuji sitting all dejectedly in a nearby corner and the second years were no where to be found.

"I wonder what's up with him" she said more to herself than to anyone in a particular

''He seems upset about something,best to just leave him alone" Megumi huffed

"Hmm" Nobara hummed but proceeded to walk up to him anyways for reasons unknown to me

"Oi idiot,what's got you so down" Despite the insult that was used,she did seem a bit concered.

The salmon haired vessel of Sukuna spun his head around 180 degrees(😳) and looked at the female sorcerer with menacing blood shot eyes. If looks could kill,Nobara would have been seven feet underground by now.

"Idiot? so says the bitch who's wasting her time speaking to said idiot"

Nobara was shoketh;she stared dumbfoundedly at the boy in front of her.she definentely wasn't expectng that. Determined to keep her pride,she decided to retaliate.

"Who do you think you're talking to, asshole?"she clicked her tongue and put on her most threatening look.

" Clearly there's no other bitch here beside you ,so go figure"

Her viscous countenance was immediately dismantled and she had nothing left to say. Megumi who overheard everything decided to step in.

"What has gotten into you?It doesn't matter if you're upset, you can't speak to people like that"

"So says the edgy guy who always acts like he's got a stick up his ass" Yuji scoffed

Megumi was equally as dumbfounded as Nobara was a few minutes ago. He couldn't believe Yuji would ever act in such manner. He bet that Sukuna had something to do with this sudden change in behavior. The aforementioned king of curses was busy snickering at the spectacle from inside Yuji's body. Maniacal laughter poured from the mouth at the side of the young sorcerer's face.

"How pitiful" Sukuna chuckled

Yuji glared at the opening at the side of his face.

" The only thing that's pitiful around here is a 1000+ year old cursed spirit sitting around idly in a 15 year old's body"

He didn't think he'd have the audacity to speak back to him,that's why he was left speechless (also cause he hit close to home)

You(yes you,dear reader) oveheard everything that was going on and decided to interfere.

" Yuji what's your deal,like seriously?"

" No,what's your deal? Why do you feel the need to insert yourself into fictional universes and ship yourself with 2d characters instead of real people"

" you didn't have to be so blunt" you ran away in tears

The second years were back from whatever it is they were doing and saw the whole hullabaloo from the bushes.

" OK Itadori,you need to stop,this isn't funny"

" Of course,it's not nearly as funny as how you're in a fucking curse school with no curse abilities"

"Oi" Maki's rational demeanor was disrupted and her face contoured to one of displeasure.

" Okaka!" Inumaki spoke strongly

" Use your words senpai,oh that's right, you can't"

" Hey stop now Yuji-kun" Panda tried to diffuse this ruckus

" Stay out of this panda,or should we even be calling you that"

Having enough of this ,Gojou hopped out of the bushes (jeez ,why's everyone hiding in the bushes today?) and decided to put a stop to this madness,surely he had to listen to his sensei.

" Oi Yuji-kun,You shouldn't speak to people like this, this isn't very responsible of you"

" Not the literal man child trying to talk to me about responsibility. You of all people should not be speaking to me about that!"

"Hey,that's not very nice" Gojou ran away in tears

The news about savage yuji reached the ears of the Kyoto students who were on the Tokyo campus for stupid reasons I'm too tired to explain.

"If it isn't Sukuna's vessel causing havoc as usual " Mei sneered

"If isn't Maki's less than competent sister.Get lost .nobody gives a fuck about you"

"Wha- I" the 2nd year was definitely at a loss for words

" I can't believe my besto friendo is acting like this"

"Best frien-bitch we barely even know each other"

One could tell Todo's feelings were hurt.

"Pssh,I'm not surprised they let their students act like that" Nishimiya huffed

" Can someone please take this toddler back to the daycare center cause she's obviously lost"

The blonde girl had wanted to protest but she couldn't form the words as it had cut her off guard.

"Despicable" Mechamaru tsked

"OK Walmart dollar store Alexa" Yuji rolled his eyes

"Yuji-kun,you shouldn't say these things"

Miwa who was normally shy and lacked proper self-confidence had to intervene.she didn't think she could do much but she wasn't about to let Yuji speak to her mates and upperclassmen like that. It was unforgivable

"Aww look ,Gojo's fan girl found her voice,ain't that cute"

Everyone's eyes were now on the blunette,even Gojo and you who had been crying together in the corner.

"I-wuh-f- wahhhhh" she ran away abruptely having nothing to counteract the salmon haired boy's comment. Everyone just stood there with a sweat drop on their foreheads.

"Tch,this is unbelievable" Kamo shook his head in pure disappointment and muttered to himself but Yuji had caught wind of his statement

" Why don't you look me in the eyes and tell me that?"

" I will not entertain this any further" The third year turned his heels and walked away. In lay man terms,"Dude wasn't about to deal with this shit"

" yeah that's right get your pale looking Robin hood ass out of here"

The ravenette kept on walking, paying absolutely no mind to the first year's comment. No matter how much it stung, he still wasn't getting involved in anything.

The sun had almost set and alas,it was evident that no man,woman or non-conforming individual could put a stop to savage Yuji's reign of terror.

But look!who was that figure that came out of the bushes (I'm done at this point🤦‍♀️)?. was it an ostrich? Nick Jonas? Ah yes! You guessed right! It was our beloved Nanami-san.

"Is this what you were looking for Itadori-kun?" He came up to the scene,flashing a silver movie ticket in his right hand.

"Been looking everywhere for this,where did you find it?. Oh thank you so much Nanami-san,you're an angel?" Yuji pranced all around in pure excitement.

"I found it near the gates and I had remembered you were looking for it"

"Oh,thanks a lot,you don't know how much this means to me"

"It's alright,just be careful next time"

Nanami then turned on his heels and proceeded to take his leave,away from the befuddled sorcerers who had witnessed the spectacle. He paid no one a single glance and left to where he had come from.

"All this just because of a damned ticket?" Everyone echoed in unison( a faint "mentaiko" could be heard in the background)before fainting "anime style".

" Itadori,in my office now!" The young boy whipped his head around to see a rather livid Principal Yaga standing beside principal Gakuganji who was as contemptuous as always.

"Aw,shit!"

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[a-most-beloved-fool]

i never stop thinking about the scene in the Wrath of Khan where Spock was in the warp core, and Bones and Scotty had to physically hold Kirk back because they knew that if they let him go, he'd open the door and flood the whole ship with radiation just to get to Spock. just to be able to hold him while he died.

[arseniccattails]

woot woot survived the tpk babey