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when I wrote this I wasn't very sure about Geto cause season 2 hadn't come out at the time but my opinions have changed

Do they want kids(Jjk men edition)

Summary: Do these jjk characters ever want kids with their partner or nah?

Cw: suggestiveness,mentions of pregnancy,kids,mentions of abortion,reader is afab

Rating:T(to be safe)

A/n: I know i said i was going to post the dabi fic but i don't think it's ready yet.

please enjoy this instead till i get it done. Also,this author believes in giving people a right to choose and if that deeply offends you,you can stay clear of this headcanon. Tell me if you'd want a part 2!

Gojo:Not really.

He isn't actively trying for one and wouldn't mind if he didn't have one. What can I say? Our man's a free spirit and probably wouldn't want to deal with the added responsibility of a child,with him being a jujutsu sorcerer and all. But peradventure the contraceptives fail and you find yourself pregnant,he won't force you to abort it if you don't want to. He'd leave you to make whatever decision you want to make concerning the pregnancy. If you do decide to keep it,then you can guarantee that he'd be with you every step of the way and he in turn discovers he's actually a really good dad and falls in love with the child right from the moment they're born.

Nanami: Neutral

It's kind of difficult to figure out if he wants one or not. He kind of thinks he's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't(he sees the pros and cons of having one and how they both weigh up). If you don't want one however then he'd let sleeping dogs lie. But if you really want one then he wouldn't be opposed to it. Family man Nanami would definitely be a sight to see,with him holding his hand in yours and his kid carried in his other hand as you all take a casual Sunday stroll.

Sukuna: probably not

I genuinely think this man absolutely doesn't want kids. Did you hear what he said in that first episode he was shown." Where are the women and children?". The mere fact that he even has a partner is inconceivable enough but a child is pushing it. What he does to children,I don't know. I can only imagine he probably eats them or something. I headcanon him as someone who thinks children are bratty and can't stand being around them for five minutes.Don't even mention it to him and do be cautious and use contraceptives. If you do find yourself pregnant then he'd be very displeased(assuming a cursed spirit can reproduce). If he loves you enough though,he'd let you keep it if you want to but wouldn't take part in raising it.If the kid maybe developed strong curse abilities then he might show some interest in the kid,otherwise he won't really be invested in their lives.

Choso: Most likely

Despite his seemingly aloof appearance ,he loved and cared for his brothers very dearly so I assume he wouldn't mind having a child of his own. I'm not sure whether he's capable of reproducing or not but if he can't,he'd probably be open to adopt.But of course,he'd discuss this with you first. He's not making any decision like that without telling you first. Not much was shown about his character in the anime but I'm sure he'd make a really good father

Getou : Definitely

I see him as someone who'd want a family of his own somewhere along the line maybe as soon as he has accomplished his goals. Again,I'm not too solid about his true intentions or his personality but he's clearly not on the good side(for now at least). But nevertheless, I think deep down if he finds someone he really loves,he'd want kids with them. He seems to be the kind of person that would be caring to people he genuinely cares about and would most likely make a good dad.

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"You could yell "Piss off! Won't you stay away?" It'd still be Sweet talk to my ears"

Dazai, Nikolai, Gojo, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Todo, Zenitsu,Hanma,Hisoka,Kaminari,Ryu

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This song reminds me of Tamao so much.

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Appreciate Nicki's talent and used to love her eccentric and caring personality (especially on American's got talent) but she has gone to far. I can't support this behavior and that of the barbz. It's disgusting and just plain wrong.Many celebs have been dissed and didn't handle it this way .There are better ways to go about this. Megan didn't once insult her appearance or bring her parents especially NIcki's deceased father into this. And to add to this, making fun of her being shot is just nasty ,honestly.

barbz are so fucking stupid it makes me sick. y’all doxxed, harassed and threatened a tik toker for being the one to TELL THE TRUTH about nicki, and use the sarcastic “so family is off limits” comment as if that’s cute? doing a fabulous read on nicki “cokehead” minaj defending and endorsing her rapist, pedophilic husband and brother and surrounding herself with violent men while simultaneously degrading women are the same as a sixteen year old saying her opinion online? the barbz getting other accounts banned/doxxed who speak out against her? leaking megan’s mother’s gravesite? making dehumanizing edits and disgracing megan’s character (and nicki liking and reposting these comments as well)? nicki minaj is a 41 year old grown ass multimillionaire woman, please stop excusing her childish and dangerous ass behavior because of how she grew up. even the insinuation that she doesn’t know any better because of her upbringing is also an extremely disgusting thing to say. her long ass incoherent rants on twitter are not “iconic”, it’s EMBARRASSING.

nicki loves to play villain and victim when it suits her. you’d think her defense of her husband and brother would be the line drawn for people, but it’s treated as something to bypass and ignore and “not consider as a fan of the music”. nicki is NOT your friend. she is NOT your family. parasocial relationships with celebrities who will never know you are dangerous. it’s one thing to be fan, it’s another to blindly follow, support, and justify anything your fav does. if you can excuse the disgusting actions of one, that means you have never stood for the principals and morals you claim to have. fuck, some of y’all must be doing lines with her cuz the amount of delusion, hate, and ignorance that so many barbz exude needs to be studied. do better.

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i LOVE how toxic dabi is 🤭🤭💗💗💗

Thank you,I make sure to make him as toxic as I can😏

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Rebloging this again cause after that shibuya arc,y'all need something to ease your minds.

Yuji goes off(Savage Yuji Itadori sceanario)

pairings : None but the reader is in this

tags/cw: Swearing(like lots),failed attempt at comedy ,randomness, fourth wall breaking,savage Yuji, Yuji being a complete meanie, everyone gets roasted.self indulgent!. No Manga spoilers

Genre: Humor,trash fic

summary: On a seemingly uneventful day in Tokyo Jujutsu tech high,Itadori Yuji seems upset about something and proceeds to drag everyone around him for nor apparent reason

A/N: This is a crack/trash fic. Like seriously, this is absolute garbage written poorly on purpose. I was inspired by this tiktok of Midoriya Izuku from My hero Academia. One about him being a savage and insulting everyone around him,so I decided to do one for Yuji. Lots of people get roasted here ,even my favs,heck even you ,so please don't take any of this seriously.

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It was a cool afternoon in Jujutsu high, Tokyo campus. There weren't any curses that needed to be taken care of at the moment, so the students weren't up to much and honestly none of us are even sure these people do normal high subjects either(if I'm wrong don't hesitate to inform me in the comments). Megumi was leaning his back on a wall, Nobara was staring at Yuji sitting all dejectedly in a nearby corner and the second years were no where to be found.

"I wonder what's up with him" she said more to herself than to anyone in a particular

''He seems upset about something,best to just leave him alone" Megumi huffed

"Hmm" Nobara hummed but proceeded to walk up to him anyways for reasons unknown to me

"Oi idiot,what's got you so down" Despite the insult that was used,she did seem a bit concered.

The salmon haired vessel of Sukuna spun his head around 180 degrees(😳) and looked at the female sorcerer with menacing blood shot eyes. If looks could kill,Nobara would have been seven feet underground by now.

"Idiot? so says the bitch who's wasting her time speaking to said idiot"

Nobara was shoketh;she stared dumbfoundedly at the boy in front of her.she definentely wasn't expectng that. Determined to keep her pride,she decided to retaliate.

"Who do you think you're talking to, asshole?"she clicked her tongue and put on her most threatening look.

" Clearly there's no other bitch here beside you ,so go figure"

Her viscous countenance was immediately dismantled and she had nothing left to say. Megumi who overheard everything decided to step in.

"What has gotten into you?It doesn't matter if you're upset, you can't speak to people like that"

"So says the edgy guy who always acts like he's got a stick up his ass" Yuji scoffed

Megumi was equally as dumbfounded as Nobara was a few minutes ago. He couldn't believe Yuji would ever act in such manner. He bet that Sukuna had something to do with this sudden change in behavior. The aforementioned king of curses was busy snickering at the spectacle from inside Yuji's body. Maniacal laughter poured from the mouth at the side of the young sorcerer's face.

"How pitiful" Sukuna chuckled

Yuji glared at the opening at the side of his face.

" The only thing that's pitiful around here is a 1000+ year old cursed spirit sitting around idly in a 15 year old's body"

He didn't think he'd have the audacity to speak back to him,that's why he was left speechless (also cause he hit close to home)

You(yes you,dear reader) oveheard everything that was going on and decided to interfere.

" Yuji what's your deal,like seriously?"

" No,what's your deal? Why do you feel the need to insert yourself into fictional universes and ship yourself with 2d characters instead of real people"

" you didn't have to be so blunt" you ran away in tears

The second years were back from whatever it is they were doing and saw the whole hullabaloo from the bushes.

" OK Itadori,you need to stop,this isn't funny"

" Of course,it's not nearly as funny as how you're in a fucking curse school with no curse abilities"

"Oi" Maki's rational demeanor was disrupted and her face contoured to one of displeasure.

" Okaka!" Inumaki spoke strongly

" Use your words senpai,oh that's right, you can't"

" Hey stop now Yuji-kun" Panda tried to diffuse this ruckus

" Stay out of this panda,or should we even be calling you that"

Having enough of this ,Gojou hopped out of the bushes (jeez ,why's everyone hiding in the bushes today?) and decided to put a stop to this madness,surely he had to listen to his sensei.

" Oi Yuji-kun,You shouldn't speak to people like this, this isn't very responsible of you"

" Not the literal man child trying to talk to me about responsibility. You of all people should not be speaking to me about that!"

"Hey,that's not very nice" Gojou ran away in tears

The news about savage yuji reached the ears of the Kyoto students who were on the Tokyo campus for stupid reasons I'm too tired to explain.

"If it isn't Sukuna's vessel causing havoc as usual " Mei sneered

"If isn't Maki's less than competent sister.Get lost .nobody gives a fuck about you"

"Wha- I" the 2nd year was definitely at a loss for words

" I can't believe my besto friendo is acting like this"

"Best frien-bitch we barely even know each other"

One could tell Todo's feelings were hurt.

"Pssh,I'm not surprised they let their students act like that" Nishimiya huffed

" Can someone please take this toddler back to the daycare center cause she's obviously lost"

The blonde girl had wanted to protest but she couldn't form the words as it had cut her off guard.

"Despicable" Mechamaru tsked

"OK Walmart dollar store Alexa" Yuji rolled his eyes

"Yuji-kun,you shouldn't say these things"

Miwa who was normally shy and lacked proper self-confidence had to intervene.she didn't think she could do much but she wasn't about to let Yuji speak to her mates and upperclassmen like that. It was unforgivable

"Aww look ,Gojo's fan girl found her voice,ain't that cute"

Everyone's eyes were now on the blunette,even Gojo and you who had been crying together in the corner.

"I-wuh-f- wahhhhh" she ran away abruptely having nothing to counteract the salmon haired boy's comment. Everyone just stood there with a sweat drop on their foreheads.

"Tch,this is unbelievable" Kamo shook his head in pure disappointment and muttered to himself but Yuji had caught wind of his statement

" Why don't you look me in the eyes and tell me that?"

" I will not entertain this any further" The third year turned his heels and walked away. In lay man terms,"Dude wasn't about to deal with this shit"

" yeah that's right get your pale looking Robin hood ass out of here"

The ravenette kept on walking, paying absolutely no mind to the first year's comment. No matter how much it stung, he still wasn't getting involved in anything.

The sun had almost set and alas,it was evident that no man,woman or non-conforming individual could put a stop to savage Yuji's reign of terror.

But look!who was that figure that came out of the bushes (I'm done at this point🤦‍♀️)?. was it an ostrich? Nick Jonas? Ah yes! You guessed right! It was our beloved Nanami-san.

"Is this what you were looking for Itadori-kun?" He came up to the scene,flashing a silver movie ticket in his right hand.

"Been looking everywhere for this,where did you find it?. Oh thank you so much Nanami-san,you're an angel?" Yuji pranced all around in pure excitement.

"I found it near the gates and I had remembered you were looking for it"

"Oh,thanks a lot,you don't know how much this means to me"

"It's alright,just be careful next time"

Nanami then turned on his heels and proceeded to take his leave,away from the befuddled sorcerers who had witnessed the spectacle. He paid no one a single glance and left to where he had come from.

"All this just because of a damned ticket?" Everyone echoed in unison( a faint "mentaiko" could be heard in the background)before fainting "anime style".

" Itadori,in my office now!" The young boy whipped his head around to see a rather livid Principal Yaga standing beside principal Gakuganji who was as contemptuous as always.

"Aw,shit!"

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"Are you sure it's okay to wear this out?" You ask, adjusting your shirt. You were surprised that your f/o would allow you to wear such an... skin-revealing outfit. Usually, you saw others' immediately tell their lovers to change.

"It's perfect on you," they say, making you blush slightly. "You can wear whatever the hell you want."

"So you're telling me i can wear lingerie out?" You tease, a sly smirk playing on your lips.

Your f/o turns their head at you, gaze half-lidded and a suggestive smirk that caused a shiver up your spine.

"I definitely won't argue against it. Besides..."

"I know how to fight."

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This looks like what Horohoro would do🥺

i just got woken up in the middle of the night by a thunderstorm, so — if you’re just as scared of them as i am, imagine, if you will, your f/o waking up along with you !

they notice the change in your body language almost immediately — maybe you’re all tense and subtly looking around the dark room as if to locate the sounds, maybe you’re flinching each time a thunder rumbles and echoes outside or your breathing gets just a little heavier — no matter what, your f/o is quick to recognise your growing anxiety and tightly wraps their arms around you, as if to protect you.

They bury their face in your hair, pressing a gentle kiss to your scalp, before whispering “It’s okay, I’ve got you. I’ll protect you. This storm’s got nothing on me.”

Giggling, you melt into their arms, or try to — but the wind’s howling is still unnerving, and all the different noises only seem to be getting louder. Your f/o reaches down to take your hand in theirs, rubbing their thumb over the back of it. “Hey, count with me, okay? From one thunder to the next — you’ll notice it’s actually suuuper far away and could never reach us.”

You let your f/o’s words invade your mind, focusing on them whilst you count together. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… and with the next thunder, your f/o holds you a little tighter to their chest, making a little “oooh” sound as if they just made an amazing discovery. Their playfulness pulls you along and you can’t help but smile.

“There’s my favourite smile, you’re doing amazing. But, see, I told you! Now, let’s keep going. I’m telling you, that thunder is as scared of you as you are of it. It really just wants to pass by and have a look around.”

And again, you start counting. Gradually, the rain grows quieter, and the next thunder is already fifteen seconds away. You keep counting, until the world is at peace again and your eyes begin to droop shut due to exhaustion getting the better of you. The last thing you see is your f/o, smiling brightly at you, and sending you off to sleep with the words:

“I’m so proud of you. You can go back to sleep now, yeah? I‘ll keep you safe, I promise.”

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it took me 74948944 mental breakdowns over a fic being late and having too many wips before i realized i dont owe anyone anything, even if i said ill write said fic, i dont anyone anything because its supposed to be a hobby, not a chore, i do this for fun and it should stay that way🫡

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hellwoo we've never talked but i saw you reblogged the birthday post in my notifs so i just want to wish you a very happy birthday and i wish you love and happiness in life <33 enjoy your day

Awww,thank you so much. This means so much to me . I've read your fics and I really love your work,so this means a lot🥰.

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I'll do it

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They're not even hiding it anymore

MAPPA is really trying to compensate us for all the trauma

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I swear tumblr will get me in trouble someday. Opened up tumblr in class today and I saw the raunchiest jjk headcanon you could imagine. Thank goodness no one saw.

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Just finished fruits basket(the remake) and I'm so emotional right now🤧

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bruv… imagining nanami as a 40-something, hair starting to grey… watch wearing… man… does something to my body.

imagining him sitting on the couch in his suit with a glass of red wine in his hand, swirling the liquid in the glass while he watches you, his pretty younger partner, undress. not touching himself, just watching the way you discard your clothing piece by piece like it’s a show, sipping the red wine from his glass. n when you’re done, he gets up with a small chuckle and pats your hip lightly, giving you a gentle little kiss on the lips.

he’s a little too old for those kinds of games at his age. little ploys for attention like that are a younger man’s territory, but he’d be lying if he said he doesn’t think it’s fun. plus, you almost had him at the end there.