#rip sora’s brain cells

[takeachillpillshawty]

I don't know what possessed me to do this.

Silver and Riku are the same person? Hello internet welcome to game theory-

I swear I don't know what compelled me to make this.

Disney, denile is a river in Egypt! These boys are gay! ( I mean everyone in twisted wonderland is a bit fruity, don't deny it.)

I couldn't decide on how to caption it.

" please don't be mean, they're trying. "

" they could cure the world just by existing "

" they pass around their brain cells like its fucking volleyball. "

" do it for them."

Kalim would buy everyone gifts, Gonta would give everyone a special bug that he thinks reminds him of everyone, Pit, Sora and Bennett would tell tales about the many adventures they would go on, While Midoriya sketch a drawing of the group!

I want hands to be thrown, I need them to insult each other to the point that they create a new slur, I need hair to be ripped, I want Asmodeus to go fucking ballistic if he gets his nails chipped, I want bets to be placed.

Who wins will be crowned the baddest, Zestiest Bitch to ever walk the earth, I want the winner on stage like they won Miss Universe. Crown, dress everything.

[therealterriblelizard]

I know that Sora is lacking the brain cell, but can you do a quote where he gains it for a split second?

Riku: There is nothing worse than people using big words they don’t understand just to seem smart.

Sora: I have never consanguineous to something so much before.

Riku: Wait…did you just use a big word correctly?

Sora: I just perfunctory did.

Riku: Nvm, it was just a lucky guess.

[icy-blue-rose]

Okay I just HAVE TO get this off my chest right now.

I was watching the new episode of 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu, and well, I decided to check out the comment section because hey! I want to hear what other fans of the series have to say, liked, and so on.

Instead however-

I was met by the most horrid comment section it reminded me why I usually dont actually interact with the anime community (and usually just talk to myself or make posts like this one that nobody will read aha)

But shit, I like, felt so uncomfortable.

Now before I rant a bit, if anyone skimming this may get offended let me make something clear.

If you just arent into the series, or don't like the show/series, then that's fair.

I have literally no problem if you dont like the show, or are simply expressing that you just dont like it and list your own reasons, I completely respect people's opinions and right to openly criticize series, even if I dont agree with it.

However, the following, while I wont actually attack people for it, just made me so uncomfortable for liking the show that I had to talk about it.

So here we go.

2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu is not a sports shonen and so you shouldnt expect it to be written and animated like one.

People are free to say they dont like the animation, artstyle, or way the series is written, we all have our personal tastes.

But, like, it felt like non of the people commenting had a single brain cell.

No I am not exaggerating.

This series is written is a very particular way, one that I'm ABSOLUTELY loving.

I'm not fond of most writing styles and usually have a hard time reading novels but this one I particularly enjoy.

However, it felt like everyone was bashing it for how it's being written, not understanding what the author is doing or setting up, not even understanding the basic structure or style the author has used for their series.

It honestly made alot of the people complaining sound really dumb, no offence, but you all sound stupid.

Then there were our typical HUGE swarm of "ewww gaaaay, omg he blushed, omg so cringe, ewwww"

Which I mean, every sports anime has so I'm used to the endless flood of these types of comments but I find them really annoying because dont get me wrong.

I'm Queer.

I like LGBT anime/manga but I also really enjoy Yaoi and Yuri in it's pure ridiculous form at times (not I'm not saying all BL or GL is the same, I dont think I need to get into this rn)

And of course I enjoy shamelessly shipping and headcanoning characters as well, whatever I want because it's fun and I am aloud to HEADCANON all I want.

So or course I like to jokingly ship sports anime characters for fun, even if I dont genuinly ship it , or sometimes do.

Because I like certain relationship dynamics they can have that are never explored in anime/manga.

However, being serious for a second, I dont genuinly go around saying characters are "Gay for sure 100% yeeee"

People blush at their friends. People and characters can have deep bonds and relationships that arent romantic whatsoever and can STILL feel more like a romance than a real romance, despite it not being intended in that way at all.

It's so stupid to bash a character for "ewww gaaaay shit" when they blush at, someone they genuinly care about and have a non romantic relationship with?

Idk it just makes them seem dumb, internet trolls suck and I usually ignore them, I just feel like complaining today.

In the end I must say, the most annoying group of people in the comments were, as any 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu fan has seen, the fucking haikyuu fandom.

I feel like I should note that I love haikyuu, I do, it's great, for a sports shonen I do enjoy it alot.

After all I do love me some sports shonens.

But haikyuu fans need to buy some brain cells or critical thinking abilities.

Listen, to all the normal haikyuu fans like myself, I salute you and this is in no way direct towards any of you.

It's for the....other ones.

Haikyuu and 2.43 seiin koukou danshi volley-bu have a couple things in common.

Volleyball

Their source material started getting serialized around the same times

Some character designs look similar.

And I'd say that's about it.

Neither one "copied" a premise from the other.

Okay? Haikyuu fans? For fuck sake? Can you stop "omg they really are running out of ideas huh"

"Omg this is a haikyuu rip off"

"Omg this is a watered down shitty haikyuu knockoff"

I'm going to shoot myself I swear to god shut up.

No.

No.

And fucking no.

It isnt. They started coming out in the same few years, and start completely different, a knock off? How?

I dont even see it one bit.

Now on the topic of some similar character designs.

To put it in a way haikyuu fans would understand, I've seen over 12 Kageyama "lookalikes" in anime, ones from LONG BEFORE haikyuu, and long after.

It's literally a common thing in any media platform, but we've all seen the same character design used before in diffrent shows.

It's not new, character designs were not stolen, please get a fucking brain cell.

Also he looks more like Saiki.K in most of the anime shots in my opinion.

Now, if you like haikyuu and you're looking for another sports shonen to

Live up to the hype, have the same premise kinda or just that awesome animation and typical sports shonen storyline you love to fill the void until another haikyuu season comes out.

Just feel like watching another sports shonen in general.

It isnt the show for you.

Now if you want to check out a volleyball show, check it out and form your own opinion on it and for the love of god dont compare it to haikyuu.

It's a sports drama.

If you like shes like Stars Align, Battery, or even Ahiru no Sora (which I feel has a nice balance of sports and drama, rather then focusing on either category, it balances both really well) then this is a show for you to check out.

I've watched I think 4 diffrent baseball anime? Maybe 5?

I never once compared them to each other while watching.

While comparisons are fun to do! I love reading about parallels, series that inspired other series and examples of how it was done and all that awesome jazz!

It's not the same as actively comparing a show to another one while you watch it.

Especially when they arent even in the same genre category.

Anyways this probably seems like a pointless rant but the comment section actually crushed my week long built up excitement for the new episode, cause I had the misfortune of opening it first to see who else was hyped and enjoyed the episode, only to find well, all of this crap.

And fans like me who tried to politely digress and explain how the writing style is different than the average sports series, or explain why it's written how it is, alot of them got met with SWARMS of more ignorant and just plain ride comments.

Also all my "you're fucking stupid" comments in this rant, are directed towards those people in particular.

Now if you are simply genuinly confused about why there are time skips, why it's written how it is, or any other things, this is not directed at you.

Not at all.

Not understanding a writing/directing style is a completely innocent thing and there are many fans who would be happy to explain it.

The hate is directly towards the arrogant, annoying, internet trolls and haikyuu fandom who has been getting annoying lately? Especially about this show.

[chirithysworld]

Kairi week is here so have some headcanons

Since she is a princess of heart a maiden with a heart of pure light she is really warm and comfortable to hug

Overall she is like a portable heater and the best person to hug overall

If you are a bad person attempting to hit on one of her sisters she WILL make you wish you were never born

It takes awhile for her to get mad to only times she gets mad is if you (doubt her, put her on the sidelines, her the ones she loves, and whole bunch of other reasons) and if you DO get her mad on the first try you know you have fucked up

Kairi is the mom friend, I mean she had to keep on eye on both of her boys since she was 4! cut her some slack

She also unintentionally adopts a bunch of children thanks to Aqua's influence

She is the definition of Girlboss because she looks up to master Aqua

She is also the definition of short and full of spite since she is 5' 0 (seriously this girl is sorrounded by TITANS)

She and Terra used to avoid eachother due to obvious reasons but they managed to put aside they're differences and became good friends (thank you Namine)

She, Namine and Xion decided to try out the Trinity commands and their favorite one is where they stack up on each others shoulders since they're combined height makes them taller than everyone else

She is bisexual and you can take that headcanon out of my cold dead hands (Sora is also bi and RIku is an ace, Xion is trans and also bi and Namine is a proud pansexual)

Kairi is the best wing woman

The GoL just recently found out that she can technically make people go brain dead but Nami chooses not to because she's nice, Kairi whoops because she's proud (and a bit scared)

Animals love her and she can call them on a whim

She is toned as heck you can also rip that heacanon out of my cold dead hands

If you are "Witch Hunter" who is extremely closed minded and should be hunting MALEFIECENT but lacks the bran cells to do so. CONGRATULATIONS! you just got yourself a one way ticket to hell by death of ass whooping

Kairi would LOVE the Boiling Isles despite it's... appearance because Namine would have a freaking field day

[taylorinthetardis]

Thoughts after Season 1:

The historical inaccuracies are bugging me so much more than they ever have. I’ve probably watched this show from beginning to end at least 3 times. But the more that I’ve learned about this time period and the people involved in the story, the more I’ve started to get annoyed at what was changed or left out for time/just because they felt like it/didn’t fit their vision.

Charles Brandon should have been seen becoming a father at least three times (Wikipedia doesn’t say when any of his three known illegitimate children were born) with three kids already having been born by the start of Season 1. He also should have already been married to the King’s sister, with their eldest son having already been born. We also should have seen him lose the eldest of his and Margaret’s (Mary’s) four children.

We could have had girl dad!Henry if they’d followed history. We were robbed. Charles had four daughters, all of whom lived to adulthood. We could have had it well before we got it in NOMIS/Night Hunter. Why did they deprive us??😫😫😫

The timeline needs to be more firmly established. There’s apparently meant to be a five year jump from episodes four to five. That’s really only indicated by the age of Henry Fitzroy, since we last saw him as an infant, but television also has a tendency to play around with ages so they can bring children characters into larger plots. Soap operas are the worst for this, it even has a name as a trope: Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome (SORAS). You gotta pay such close attention to the young since none of the adult characters seem to age visibly.

Charles Brandon was not that big a hoe in real life, but goddamn is it fun to watch Henners flirt with and try to/actually fuck like, nearly every woman he interacts with. That boy cannot keep it in his hose for anything! Feels like that might have just been Henry though, just being himself. He was only 23-24 when he did this season. Still firmly in his party boy/fuckboi stage😉

Charles’/Henners’ facial expressions give me so much life. He has such an expressive face and I adore it❤️

Henry VIII is already a very frustrating historical figure, but this show makes me despise him. He’s such an asshole. He’s manipulative, cold, ruthless. Just the worst.

Catherine of Aragon was so horribly mistreated. She deserved better.

I like Natalie Dormer overall, but I really feel like she overacts in this, especially during intimate scenes. She doing too much.

I wonder what the rationale was for including the Compton/Tallis affair. As far as I can tell, there’s no historical precedent for it. And this also shows up in The Spanish Princess, the Starz show based on Phillipa Gregory’s novels. I’m not sure if it’s in the novels, but it’s in the show and it makes me wonder if the writers for that show ripped that off from the Tudors, or if Phillipa Gregory included it in either novel the show is based on given that the second novel came out in 2014. She could have ripped it off from The Tudors and then it was included in the adaptation. Representation is important, don’t misunderstand me, but it just seems like they picked two random men to kiss each other just to tick a diversity box.

I wish the costuming was more accurate as well. All the men at court should have codpieces. They were very much in fashion during this time and it’s unfortunate that they aren’t featured (mainly because I would have loved to see how big they made Charles’😏)

Men shouldn’t be in positions of power without having women to guide them. Men are too emotional to rule✌🏻

Thomas More has all the brain cells in the court of Henry VIII and he occasionally loans one out to the others when it’s important, but overall he hoards them.

Wolsey thought he was Keeper of the Braincells, but the brain cell More would loan him was just a megalomaniac🙃

I’m gonna pick up with season 2 tomorrow after work. I have a fairly short, early shift tomorrow so I should be able to get several done, assuming I don’t screw around too much and also assuming the US doesn’t collapse into a civil war, again😬😬😬

[loxare]

A crap guide to KH characters

that I made instead of studying psychology, enjoy!

Sora – precious bab. Will fuk you up if you mess with his friends. Has been suppressing his emotions since 2002 and honestly really needs a hug and probably a good cry. Sunshine boi. People really need to stop being mean to him, or trying to unravel who he is as a person i s2g i will cut a bitch. Has sacrificed himself to save his friends way too many times. Honestly, he's just a good boy who went on an adventure to save his friends and went through a lot of crap, but still manages to keep an upbeat outlook.

Riku – 2edgy4u. Will also fuk you up if you mess with his friends. Went through probably the best redemption arc since Zuko. Also needs a hug. Has tried to sacrifice himself to save his friends several times but his friends say he's not allowed. A good boy who's been trying to make up for his mistakes since 2002 and honestly he's doing a great job.

Kairi – Sunshine girl. Hasn't fucked anyone up for messing with her friends yet but damn if she isn't trying. Tired of playing damsel in distress, more tired of waiting for her boys to come home. Probably would sacrifice herself for her friends but hasn't had the opportunity. Ready to fist fight a damn werewolf to avoid being sidelined again. I need a game dedicated to her stat.

Roxas – 3edgy5u. Started out a happy kiddo, then some bad shit happened and now he's just mad at everyone. Identity crises every second Wednesday. All he wants is to eat ice cream with his friends, roll around town on his skateboard and disassemble the government, is that too much to ask?

Axel/Lea – The absolute worst person ever turned lovable asshole once he discovered parenting. Seriously, he was terrible in CoM. But honestly, understandable considering he was forced to join a cult that spent a solid decade telling him he had no emotions and hey, please be an assassin for us. Needs to pick a name. Currently fighting Aqua for the Best Team Parent Award (and losing, sorry Lea, Aqua is just that good).

Xion – precious daughter. Seriously needs a hug. Identity crises all day all night all the time. Most Forgettable Character Award (I'm so sorry). All she wants is to eat ice cream with her friends, go to the beach and scream trans rights at the worlds, is that too much to ask? Had so much bad shit happen to her. Inherited her self-sacrificial streak from Sora. Someone get this girl a better role model. No, not Lea, he did some self-sacrifice bs too, someone else. No, not Aqua either.

Terra – himbo xtreme. So good and trusting he trusted the wrongest person. Sorry, two wrongest persons. Terra no. He's just a terrafic dude (I'm not sorry). Stronk. Dumb. Kind. Would possess his own empty armor to protect his friends and sit in a wasteland for over a decade. What strength. What willpower. Someone get this man into the Green Lantern Corps, stat. I need him and Kronk to meet because they're both so dumb I love them. Terra's great.

Aqua – Light of my life. Willingly jumped into hell to save her friend. Jewelry maker. Will fuk you up if you mess with her friends. Did I mention that she jumped into hell to save her friend? Who was actually her friend being possessed by the bad guy? And that she stayed there for over a decade? Such strength. Someone get this woman a hug. And therapy. Current holder of the Best Team Parent Award. Her friend group has five brain cells and she holds four of them.

Ven – Literal sunshine boy. Don't look too long, you'll go blind. Will fuk you up if you even look at his friends. Shady past that he absolutely does not remember. Winner of the Rip Van Winkle Award for longest nap. Kind of a brat at first but damn does he grow up fast. Has the worst evil twin ever. Holds the last brain cell.

Vanitas – The evil twin. The worst, I love him. Seriously needs to get some therapy. And a redemption arc, I need one so bad. Makes his own pets out of sadness. SHady past he might remember. Sees himself as the monster when the real monster was Doctor Franken- I mean. Xehanort. Really needs a hug, but maybe be prepared to run if you're giving it.

Namine – Perennial damsel in distress. Literal self insert character. Ends up going from one bad situation to another. When she finally gets her freedom, she vanishes. No one understands her powers and honestly that's fine. All she wants is to help. Someone tell her it's ok to want things for herself too.

Repliku – this guy is just an identity crisis put into a person. Doesn't even have his own name yet. So incredibly angry at everything he's gone through but has ended up in a sort of acceptance. The only person who didn't get a happy ending and I can and will revolt. Spent most of his life confused and angry and honestly relatable.

[onceuponaredstring]

☾ || Hunting was illegal in these woods. Sora’s pack had made sure of that decades ago for obvious reasons. 

So by the time Axel realized what the cold metal under his paw was, the harsh teeth of the bear trap had already snapped closed, biting into his ankle and ripping as he tumbled to a stop with a yelp.

In a panic, Axel pulled in it’s grip but the metal only dug further into his flesh. And it burned. Each erratic pump of his heart drew a fire further through his veins. He cursed in his head, snarled aloud; tried to get a grip on the trap with his teeth and burned the roof of his mouth.

As the fire spread, Axel threw his head back and howled, low and desperate in hopes that someone from his pack might hear. It was early in the night, the last tendrils of purple still clung to the horizon but maybe one of his packmates would be out for a run trying to chase off the restlessness in their bones like he’d been.

“No one will hear you all the way out here.” 

Axel’s head snapped around to look back over his shoulder. 

The voice belonged to a young human - definitely human though Axel could smell the tang of vampires on their clothing - swathed in the warmth of a long coat and a thick scarf and well armed. The barrel of a rifle peeked up over their shoulder, a magnum holstered at their hip. The silver knife strapped to their leg erased any hope that maybe it was just a poacher, in over their head in the wrong neck of the woods.

Oh.

Oh no.

Axel was suddenly very aware that he was on the wrong side of a monster movie as the hunter circled slowly, tapping a baton against their own hand as they eyed up their prize.

"You're a tough one," the young hunter praised, looking mildly impressed, "Most of your kind would have shifted back by now." Axel knew they were right, he could feel the silver burning his skin at every point the trap pierced it. He almost wished he could turn back right then, if only to spit on their shoes.

His jowls pulled up with a snarl, all sharp teeth and malice as he tugged at the traps hold. The chain holding it to the thick trunk of a nearby tree rattled against his weight.

The hunter laughed.

"Don't struggle too much now, you'll ruin your pelt." 

Axel snarled again. He’d rip the whole leg off if it meant he didn’t die to some cocky son of a bitch in the woods behind his own home.

He had a pack to return to damn it.

With all three of his free limbs under him, Axel lurched forward, snapping at the hunter just out of reach of his tether. The bark of the tree sliced off with his efforts, blood pouring from his wound and over the cold metal holding him there.

"Sonofa-" The hunter gasped, stumbling back a few feet from their prey. "They said you'd be a hard catch, mutt." 

Already an oversized wolf, Axel’s hair bristled as the hunter reached for their gun giving even more mass to an already intimidating form. 

Fuck you, he growled and lunged again. Wood splintered behind him and a bullet grazed his flank.

Another lurch and his leg slipped free of its binding, stripping fur and flesh and sending him tumbling forward. Axel was up again in a moment, fueled by adrenaline and spite alone.

The second bullet barely missed his head.

The third buried itself in the meat of his shoulder, silver sizzling in the dense muscle and bringing him to the ground as both his right legs crumpled under his weight. Still snarling, he tried to stand only to catch a solid thwack to the face, fur burning away where the stun baton connected dropping his head to the dirt.

Axel’s vision blurred as a growled at the hunter. Two? No, he was sure it was only the one. 

The air sizzled as they recharged the baton, preparing for another swing.

Dried leaves cluttered his mouth where he lay on the forest floor, anything the hunter said drowned out by the beat of his own heart in his head. 

Quiet and warbled, Axel howled. He howled a familiar tune, or as close as he could. The same whistle as the one Roxas used to call for him across campus when he wanted lunch, across town late at night when he’d been thinking too hard. 

Another hit knocked him out, the hunter quieting his pitiful sounds.

✩ || Axel woke with a whimper, teeth clenched to the point of aching.

He remembered the bear trap, the hunter. A brief glimpse of muted blond? Blood. Pain.

It could well have all been a dream if it wasn’t for the ache that had become his entire being.

His leg hurt most he thought first; it throbbed relentlessly with each beat of his heart. But the more he woke, the worse the rest of him felt. In the end though, his stomach must have been the worst of it all, empty and churning like it would eat him alive itself…

“You moved him.”

It took longer than it should to place Vincent’s voice in his head. What was his father doing here?

"I couldn't just leave him out there in the cold!" Oh, Roxas was there too! The soft smell of orchids made more sense then, faint under the metallic smell of blood that made his stomach growl.

Or maybe that was him.

With effort, Axel cracked open a single eye. The other seemed to be pressed against Roxas’ thigh and judging from the muted colors, Axel was pretty sure he was still a wolf. It was probably for the best, Roxas humored him more when he was shifted anyway.

"Did you do this?" A needle pressed into his shoulder, Vincent crouched just outside of his sight. Axel would have blanched at the feeling of his skin tugging back together under the tight sutures if he’d been human.

"Yes. It was-" A pitiful whine left the large canine when Roxas choked on his words, "It was silver, Vincent. He was in so much pain..."

"You did good, Little One," Vincent praised and Axel took comfort in the familiar name. His father wasn’t particularly big on emotion but there was quiet gratitude in his voice.

The wolf blinked up at Roxas. The blond’s gaze was trained off to the right but his eyes… Axel had never seen them so bright. He didn’t get much of a chance to admire them though, his own eye squeezing tight as diligent hands lifted his hind leg gently. A small hand flew to pet comfortingly at the back of his head when Axel growled, low and involuntary, as Vincent examined his wound.

Axel could feel those eyes on his face.

"Why isn't he healing?" He didn’t understand, Roxas’ words suddenly foreign to his ears.

"Wolfsbane." Axel’s chest rumbled with another growl under his father’s answer. It sounded French but.. older. Before his time. He hated when Vincent did that. “And I’m sure he hasn’t fed recently.”

A warm cloth dabbed at his raw skin and Axel was certain the two could hear his teeth grind as his leg was bandaged in tight dressing.

When he opened his eye again, Roxas was looking down at him with a look so distraught that he tried picking his head up to lick his face just to get the blond to groan and push him away like he always did.

“No, no he has not.” Axel wasn’t sure what he hadn’t done but he weakly nuzzled the hand that came to rest against his snout. A thumb stroked under his eye, mindful of where the baton had struck him, as Roxas watched him intently.

The hand soon slipped away but only far enough to let his wrist brush the side of the wolf’s muzzle and Axel didn’t understand why his shocked inhale against his pulse brought a small smile to his boyfriend’s lips.

Distantly he heard his father stand with a quiet warning, “Roxas…” but it was hard to care when all he could focus on was his stomach and the temptation of a fluttering beat just below soft skin.

Axel whimpered and Roxas pushed his wrist against his nose again with purpose. Promise. Bright blue eyes demanded he give in and Axel didn’t have enough functioning brain cells to deny him.

He heard a growl as the taste of iron hit his tongue, his teeth held pleasantly in the flesh it poured from, and belatedly realized that must be him making all the noise as he drank greedily from the blond. A hand was back on his neck again, stroking as Roxas shushed him almost fondly. 

Human. Human blood coursed through Roxas’ veins and he bit down harder just to feel it gush. It chased away some of the burn in his own and left a warmth in its wake that made his tail thump slowly against the couch he’d been placed on.

“That’s enough, Axel.” By the time the petting hand closed around the back of his neck - suggesting, warning - his stomach felt full, his own eyes bright and hooded with satisfaction and exhaustion in equal parts. His jaw unlatched lazily as Roxas went back to carding his fingers through his dense fur while his arm slowly knit itself closed.

☽ || The redhead wasn’t sure when he'd fallen asleep again, but this time he woke with a start. The room was dark and he recognized the soft sheets under him as those from the bed in Roxas’ apartment. He had hands this time to rub at his face as he sat up with a groan, pulling them away with a wince as the skin over his eye proved sensitive. 

The clock on the nightstand read 8:21AM in bold red letters and Axel almost let himself fall back into the mattress before he realized he wasn’t alone.

Roxas was there next to him, one arm still tucked beneath the pillow under his head as he watched him silently. 

Axel briefly wondered if the brightness of his eyes had only been a dream.

His boyfriend continued to watch him with that unreadable kind of stare, he couldn’t even hear him breathing for god’s sake which probably meant he’d just decided not to, until Axel began to squirm. Only then did he pat the bed beside him, beckoning the redhead back to the rare treat of cuddles.

Roxas pressed his face to his chest when he settled back down, right above his heart, careful of his bandaged shoulder, and brought Axel’s hand to the back of his own head himself. The tension left the blond’s shoulders when long fingers finally thread through his hair like he’d been daring Axel to question him.

He could hear the breath fill Roxas’ lungs again after that, feel it puff chilled against his covered skin. 

Of course Roxas had dressed him. He hoped it had been Roxas at least.

At length, the blond pushed back against his hand, demanding enough give to look up at him, “Don’t you ever do that again, Idiot.”

[therealterriblelizard]

Counterpoint: Riku never has the brain cell, he’s just better at hiding it. The truth is, the Destiny Trio does not have a brain cell, they just occasionally get brainwaves from the many hearts connected to theirs and roll with it

Seeing as how many times someone dies, gets kidnapped, turn to darkness, and do stupid shit that is valid. Riku just gets the most brain waves from others. He is just as lost as the other two, but know how to make himself seem he gets it. Why did we allow him to be a keyblade master. Better note, why did we let any of them have a weapon when there are no brain cells to be seen.

[therealterriblelizard]

Sora: Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and the Guardians of Light arriving at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death, and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon. Legendary.

Kairi: It’s 3am. What the fuck.

Riku: No-

Riku: Continue. You have a point.

[therealterriblelizard]

Sora: Lemme tell you something.

Sora: At the beginning of my relationship with Riku, I admit-I was the annoying one. I had no problems admitting it, those were facts.

Sora: But now?

Sora: *Slams hand on table* RIKU IS THE ANNOYING ONE.

Riku: Hehe.

[therealterriblelizard]

[On a mission]

Riku: *Working hard to figure something out*

Sora: *Talking to a random person behind a cage* Riku is an idiot.

Random Person: My life is in the hands of an idiot!?

Sora: No, no, no, no, no...TWO idiots.

[therealterriblelizard]

Sora: *Just got healed* Feel my soft skin. Feel it.

Kairi: *Gently strokes* Holy shit...

Riku: Guys. We. Are. Under. Attack. This. Is. Not. The. Time.

[therealterriblelizard]

Naminè took Sora’s brain cells. Naminè not only fucked up Sora’s memories but also his brain cells.

Does Sora ever have the brain cell?

No, he never does. Riku almost always have the brain cell of the destiny trio, except he does share with Kairi.

[electrospider7813]

OP:#they are all dumb#someone take their keyblades away#what is the next stupid thing these three will do#watch Riku rip out his own heart or something to bring Sora back#he would do something dumb like that#wait no#kairi and Riku both give Sora half of their hearts to bring him back#then kairi and Riku are just fucking ill from it#which leads into another game on Sora restoring their hearts#their lack of brain cell makes this a possibility#and i don’t like it

Counterpoint: Riku never has the brain cell, he’s just better at hiding it. The truth is, the Destiny Trio does not have a brain cell, they just occasionally get brainwaves from the many hearts connected to theirs and roll with it

Seeing as how many times someone dies, gets kidnapped, turn to darkness, and do stupid shit that is valid. Riku just gets the most brain waves from others. He is just as lost as the other two, but know how to make himself seem he gets it. Why did we allow him to be a keyblade master. Better note, why did we let any of them have a weapon when there are no brain cells to be seen.