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I copy pasted parts of this but I do hand letter everything, because while I'm trying to work easier as I'm chronically ill, I am still chronically stupid

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Kendrick performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show

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Kendrick Lamar performing at the Super Bowl 2025 Halftime show

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SERENA WILLIAMS during Kendrick Lamar’s Halftime Show at Super Bowl LIX

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congratulations to all haters and philadelphians

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Salutations. This is your Uncle Sam. And this is the Great American Game.

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Serena Williams during Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl LIX halftime show

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Okay everyone has said it but this. THIS. This halftime show was Kendrick dragging Drake’s body around the walls of Troy like Achilles did to Hector.

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SAY DRAKE, I HEAR YOU LIKE THEM YOUNG

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“i love you” during sex is such an insane level of horny to me. one side moaning i love you feeling so vulnerable and full of everything at once as is that it just slips like that, and the other letting it sink in for a moment and it fogs their mind more than it already is with pleasure and adoration to then groan that they love them so much more and fuck them harder about it. as if to let it sink in more for them. feel me love you. pouring it inside, moaning at how it feels good to love you. oh how i love you i love you i love you

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whoever wrote this headline really needed to get it out of their system

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This morning my child (soon to be 3) requested that I make him toast "with creamy peanut butter on the bottom and crunchy peanut butter on the top."

ME: You mean put peanut butter on both sides?

HIM: Yes.

ME, getting into "sometimes kids have to experience the natural consequences of their actions" parenting mode: Okay, I'll do it, but you know that's gonna be really messy, right?

He insisted, and then when it was, indeed, really messy, he sobbed inconsolably on the floor. I offered to make him regular toast, or a sandwich of peanut butter toast, or a triple-decker tower of toast slices, or any other iteration of peanut butter and toast, but nothing made it better. His vision had not come to fruition. He was crushed.

His dad was in a Zoom meeting upstairs—we're all home because it's a snow day—and came down to find out what terrible ill had befallen us to cause so much wailing.

"Oh," he said. "I see. You wanted non-Euclidean geometry. Hypertoast."

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every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

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